Strahd 3: Deadly Fall

In a land. Plucked from time and space, surrounded by a fog that lets not escape. Be wary every adventure for the dangers hidden in every corner. To the castle you must go to throw an ancient evil on your own. But cautious. He knows you're coming. He smells the flesh blood. You're carrier. Trust no one in this land of twilight, and you might survive to see true sunlight against all odds. If you prevail. Heroes true, they will sing of you to end your tailor. But if you fall heavily, your soul is now trapped.

High atop a mountain peak sits Ravenloft King. It's grand old doors open. Be you an invitation so tarry not. There should be no delay. The Master awaits you this death. Welcome laws, ladies, nobles and thirst. Prepare your spirits to be marred as we enter the curse of Stroud. Welcome everybody to Is that A6 or 9AD and D podcast made by idiots? That's me, sorry. Yes, I am. How are you all doing? Good, First off. Yeah, yeah, it's. Solid. I drank 4 litres of wine yesterday so I'm feeling proud of my God.

Or litres.

Yeah. Yeah, like pickled I we're. Live, which is the most impressive thing. We got tickets to Slam Dunk Music Festival which is a one day music festival and the headlining act is Good Charlotte but also Taking Back Sunday are doing their 20th anniversary tour of Louder Now and the other bands. Taking Back Sunday weren't very good when I was 15. But the other bands are Zebra Head, Alistair Broadside. It's literally like your iPod. All of yeah, my iPod from when I was 15, yeah, which I now acknowledge was full of shit.

See, I was going to invite you, but I'm not now. It's it's sort of tempting, but I don't. Want to Isabel 3 bands that I want to see. Isabel's coming. I. Have the time. It's one day next year. Yeah, but. On a Saturday of which you don't work, I. Might. Though there's absolutely no excuse for you to not come and have a good time. Might be working. Might work. Alex isn't coming because she's too young and she doesn't know any of the bands. I. Do know the bands I just don't know that much of? It but I was like.

Our iPods look like very different things. I mean, I I've seen Good Charlotte and I've seen Zebrahead and OA are going. Who sang that? Nothing. So nothing. From the rally game. I think yeah, yeah, something. Something. I've seen them live as well and they've just announced the first wave of bands, so I'm hoping the second wave of bands has got some even more. I think it's the 20th anniversary of Slam Dunk, so I think that there's going to be some good names coming anyway. Our backseat DM but he hasn't introduced this yet.

No. He asked how we were doing and I'm really fucking excited. This is the podcast section of the D&D Podcast. I'm so excited. So yes, hello, my name is Carl, I am your DM today and joining me is. I'll don't kill. Will be shady. I can't remember my name. I was like, yeah, no, it's not it. And Malice Enfield. Wonderful, last time on DND you made it to the village of Borovia. Will stole from the Vastani and he rolled really well and was not caught. You people met the the shades or the the solace. Also known Also known in this campaign as the Fog Born who are a split off of people who don't have souls and therefore do not cry or feel pain.

Are we OK back there children to. Mute my microphone. So I didn't make any, just mute. It wouldn't make any noise. I will turn this podcast. Around and then he and then he was like, but he'd literally sat there 2 minutes before me scratching into the fucking microphone while you were talking. So I gave him the finger and he gave it right back on my siblings. But then it turned into a swearing match. Behind our children. We're sorry. Lesbian. Sorry, Sir. Feels good to be in power and you came across a werewolf and the forests and you stole his clothes and then you killed him it.

Was the other way around, wasn't it? No, you, no, you stole his clothes and then you killed him. Oh yeah, right. Because you found the bag in the Bush. Yeah, yeah.

I don't remember that being how it went. I feel like we found some clothes and then he was there watching us. Yeah, I remember trying to gift you the clothes so you haven't none of it because you're a stuck up uppity bitch because. Look at this dress and then look up the torn up pieces of shit in the bag. He pounded a bag. Well, you might need to blend in at some point, you don't know. Absolutely not. Never. Verrovian Drab. Done trying with you. Never in this life. Right towards the end of the session, Strad appeared out of the out of Bartok's shadow, and he put his hand on your shoulder and he was like, hello, welcome to my room, what are you doing here?

And then, and then, and then Ivan and Malice drew their weapons as my hand clenched, as Strad's hand clenched around your shoulder. And then he introduced himself. I am Baron Strad von Zarovich, and that is where we are now. Do we think we can take him? This is the vampire, right? I don't know, he's doing something slightly threatening, therefore I felt the need to. Yes, but he's doing it to Will, which I'm not entirely.

Fair. It's fair, you guys, I'm going home, but. Cutting off loose ends. Understandable. Screw you. I can tell by your dress, your stance and the way that you are wielding that blade. That you're a bitch. If you are a noble woman or the very stochastic. I'm a holy man. I will get to you, holy man. Well, the very least are highborn. Am I? Am I? I feel like I'm hitting the right mark. I feel like maybe I do not know enough about you to tell you about myself. Do the customs of your lands include the interference of a Lord who conducts justice?

And what was the crime? What have you, honey man I. Feel like you were like and I'm sorry I still don't understand. The question I don't understand what justice we're getting in the way of. Your blades are raised at my face. Yes, well. He and this one and he squeeze, he squeezes into Will's shoulder. Will. Try and sneak around the back and pick his pocket. Will roll a strength save at disadvantage because he always he already has you grappled. Fuck.

You honestly couldn't have that pen. You you receive 2 points of piercing damage as his long nails dig into the flesh on your shoulder and you begin to feel them like piercing the skin. Ouch. Clearly you're. Can I move my scimitar from his general? Because you're, because you're like raising it over. Yeah. And then I want to move it slightly over towards his hand and start running, nudge it off just. Just. Come on, I didn't do. Anything. Why am I being? Victimised. My servants have informed me that this one has stolen from that.

Well, I think that's a case of mistaken identity, Sir. He begins to levitate off the ground. You are now 5. Digging his clothes, Yeah. He has you grappled. You are, you are, you are. You are now currently 5 feet. Do you do suddenly? Give a shit about me or not. I don't think you deserve to die. You need to go to prison. Holy man. About to remove. The chip off my shoulder. If you saved me. Holy man, please recite to me the sermons of abiding law and justice. Good luck you. You are. Lamb, are you not?

You bear the religious icon on your vestments. I got away, hold my hands up. So I'm like, apologetically. It's like I'm really more of a sort of a practitioner of the Dawnfather's wills. I'm not sort of preachery, kind of holy man, if you know. What I mean, I'm an administration assistant. I'm more of a field worker.

God bothering door to door salesman not.

Yep. My Lord, I feel like we've gotten off on a bit of the wrong foot. 10 feet. OK, if you could maybe bring our friend back peacefully, we we could talk. I've been sent here by my order. I'm a member of the Silver Calibre Chapel in Neverwinter and I've been sent to conduct an investigation on a church here in Borovia as perhaps you'll be able to help us. 15 feet. He he is more focused on will at this point. He he want, he want attention. He doesn't care anymore.

We, we, we haven't come here to cause issue. We are we are simply here on some fun, more holy business. I don't even know what's going on. I will send him by. My third lady. Will you OK. I've stopped struggling and thrashing and trying to release myself the higher I get from the ground and now I'm just definitely trying to stay in my. Clothes can I? I cannot. I cannot. Am I 20 feet now? You are now 20 feet in the air and he stops. You are like more or less level with the rooftops of the buildings.

Observe this land. Observe this land that I have built and that you believe you can take seriously. How do you know it must be mistaken Identity? Like I've never stolen from anyone in my life. Can I please roll like perception? Or something. You can indeed. I feel rolling.

You. Roll deception. As. I'm watching. This but you are rolling at disadvantage. I just rolled. A nap.

Last time I rolled an 18 on the first roll and then rolled A7. 19. Plus 221 surely? He stops and thinks, I've never rolled so fucking good that. Was a really good roll. I'm still alive. So still kicking. You may think that you what you have done is a guiltless crime. I didn't do anything. I just persuaded you that I didn't do anything for my fucking life. He he ignores you. Prick. And he puts his He puts his hand in your backpack and produces A1 of the coins with his face on it. I forgot he was a Bitcoin investor.

This I. Fell on, put my face in my hands. I'm like, oh God. I mean, look, I guess we can get straight back to what? We've never been doing. Here's a prop for. You, I guess, yes. If our friend dies, then we can just go back to looking for this judge. Yeah. What, what, what financial transaction did you make with the Vastani to acquire this coin if you did not steal it? Have you ever heard the saying find a penny, pick it up and all the day long you have good luck? She's going to die.

Strad smiles. I've got nothing. Strad smiles as you continue to rise. Oh, how many feet am I now? You're now you're now 40 feet off the ground. Jesus Christ, even now I actually feel like even if I was able to shoot his hand away from from where it would, the fall would likely kill. Him can I attempt a psychic blade upper strap? What? Yes. Don't do anything that's going to make him fall to the fucking ground, for the love of God. Well guys, can you like magic up like a mattress or something? No, wait.

Let me check no. I summon up the soul knife and I'm going to aim it directly for strap. As you're as you're getting your aiming OK. These what we're doing. Oh my God, that again. As as you're getting again, the role of perception, check the both of you, you don't have to because you're looking down and you can see this and it's terrifying from your perspective. Not 20. Not one. You're too focused, you're too focused, you're too focused. You don't realise. When I when I summon soul blades my eyes go white.

It's cannon. Walk into your knife. Your your perspective because you're above the ground is way more terrifying than what Ivan sees. The village begins to act as like a giant well and it begins to syphon and pull in all of the fog in the surrounding area and it creates this large funnel that envelopes the both EU and Strad. He is now heavily obscured. A little bit of Pooh's lips and. As the as the fog is drawn from the ground and rises upwards, you also rise up with the fog. You are now 75 feet in the air.

There's. So many things I haven't done. Every I can so. We can't see him. I don't. I'm too young to die. No, I can chat with Divinity. He holds, he holds his arm out, so all you can see is his arm from the funnel of heavy fog and will. And then? You hear the you don't. You no longer see him, but you hear. Holy man, pray. Prove to me your God accepts mercy and justice, because in this land I do not. And he, Let's go. You have 15 seconds real time to come up with a plan to try and save this man's life.

You get. Are you saying you need to set a timer? I pray to God, let's do. I call psychic whispers on will and go sorry mate. I'm joking. Yeah, I I rub my hands together and prepare my old hand to heal his chatted legs. Since I'm married to the DM, he's going to be in for a very long, painful car ride home. I just.

Time. Is this how you're going to set a lot of domestic disputes in the future? Just take it out of me and D&D. You're a monster. I think I I prepare to help heal him when he lands, but it's not. A lot I can is there any like I don't know is this is this Assassin's Creed? Is there any hay? Yeah, can I look around for a haystack? You do, I will allow, I will allow one quick, one quick investigation. Make a pile of the bundle of clothes. They're so ratty it's not going to work. No, you're right. That's 19 heads 5/24/19 plus 5/24.

There are heavy carts, wooden wood. There are heavy carts, wooden crates and barrels on the far side of the inn. The problem is you realise that you do not have enough time to build it. You see them and you're like, I could run over there, but by the time I get over there it's too late. Even if I dash. Even if you dash because you have to pick it up, move it back and then well. Starts. I feel like if we make a nice at least 20 foot radius so any splatter doesn't get. Oh my God. As the two of you, as the two of you are panicking trying to save your compatriot will your how you are viewing reality right now has shifted.

As soon as he let go, colour drained from reality. The sky is red, the ground is black. And as you come, as you draw closer and closer to the ground, you begin your you begin to hallucinate vividly about the you're the one who taught you everything that you know, the one who taught you how to steal, how to come. You think. You can see your mentor's face down below and he's holding up a mug of ale, and he's laughing heartily, almost as if he's welcoming you. The light is strong about stealing from him when he knows he clearly already knew you.

That's why he is good. But I guess that's why he checked your pockets. Let me just make sure. Feel like in a minute I was going to need to. Check that 20 deceptions great apart when they find the evidence. They know you're lying. Yeah. I feel, I feel, I feel 75 is, is is a fatal drop like. So I. Think I would think so if we fell off. Especially if he's like. A manner at work. We died and that's. Like very. Double check it's like AD 6 for every 10 foot or something or five foot. I mean me and Alex worked at a mine and if we'd have fallen off one of the ladders that was 50 foot, we would have died.

So my assumption is that yes. Because I was like, maybe because originally I thought, OK, this is going to be like 100 feet drop. I mean, much of me left. 7 Let's call it 8D68-D. What is it D10? This is how much damage I take. Yeah, it's. Upsetting. Might survive. For each of the falls takes 1D6 bloodening damage at the end of the fall for every 10 FL to a maximum of 20D6. So you could fall from the sky. Yeah, take 20D6. Now, so I'd round it up to 8, yeah. Yeah, I'm. Good, yeah. I hate you guys 1718.

18.2 damage. Yes, I had 26 not. Bad. What's I'm hanging on by a fucking fried. All he's got to do is stamp. On my head and I'm gonna. Yeah. Malice accidentally steps on well. You know how you summon? You know how you summon that psychic knife? Oh no, you better roll some damage, Alex.

You can roll the damage. The blade skims past Strad's arm and Nicks the neck of Will. What she rolls her head, she can roll to her tag. She can roll the the damage of these, can't she? Yeah. Not that I want her to, I just don't want her to miss out on all the fun. Rolling quotes. Roll to hit. Oh, that is cocked, unfortunately. That was a fucking 3. She missed me. No, no, I want you to die. You want her to hit because. At the moment I'm very, very 5 anyway, very, very sick. 1111 because if she. Hits stride whereas she.

Misses 15. Wait, no, I use steady aim to give myself advantage.

I'm trying to hit stride. I don't know what you're talking about. It's already nicked me in the neck in it. Fuck, it's the 78910111013 13. 13 and your Armour class. 1515 I'm still hanging on by a fucking thread man. A bonus action. I'm done. I'm done. It's OK still. Trying to kill me. Oh my God, you're stronger. Once he's like. Are you going to have a crack at killing straw? I wait for him to let go of well, because I know that's what's going to happen. And yeah, I take a shot at the hand that's there.

So 6 or 9 but that does become a 17. Does it fucking AI hit strad strad. You hit Strad, what do I call? You hit his hand. I hit Strad's hand, 414 damage. Oh. Nice. Yeah, the bullet goes through his forearm. And then I watch Will. And then and then you roll like much will fall. His vision is like black and red and he's like having a. Yeah, so I wait for him to let go of. Well, I take my I take aim after a short breath to the dawn. Father, guide my bullet against this one of your great enemies Spawn of the Dark, and then we'll crash into the ground.

And then we'll crash into the ground. Will you OK buddy?

You feel you're here. Crack of Thunder.

Hey, ride over to Will. Are you a gay man? Ow. I hold head to his feet and say we need to get out of here malice, we need to reave and. You hear this like big smash, this big like explosion of Thunder and the pillar of fog dissipates and Strad will win this like swan dives right down onto our will. His knee slams through his neck and he stares directly at you. You dare. Oh. No. He's gonna roll damage, miss, miss, miss. That's 17 bollocks. If he'd have missed, he would have gone to put his knee on my neck, but just ever so slightly just really hurt his knee.

I'll. Take that as like an unarmed. I'll take that as an arm strike. Will whimpers. Yeah, if he's got claws or something. I'm on the floor like you guys I guess are just standing horrified on the. Sideline actually always you do the feet and this blur just God just holding your set it up Willie. OK, buddy. 12 points of damage. Oh no. Dead. And then he. Well, he's dead. Yeah, he lands on Will. Will is dead stairs. Are unconscious. You dare. And he casts a ray of frost. Not there. There's an enemy that's Challenge 15.

What level is that? High. We're going to beat it. We're going to. We're going to victory. I just want to know how die. Session three fighting. No, just want to know how much die session. Yeah, about a 19 almost brilliant white diamond esque beam shoots out from his hand and he casts Ray of Frost, which hits you for 20 points. Of what the fuck? Oh my God, OW pretended to Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't have damage from the fight before I did, didn't I? We rested or anything. No. Fuck I'm on my 2, sorry.

Oh, that. That'd be a lesson. I would like to get into like I'm like standing I guess behind them so he can see me and then I would like to use one of my psionic paradise. Yep. What? And I want to now it says up to two creatures. Does he count? He's a creature, yeah. He's a creature, right? Yeah. OK, so, so telepathic communication. Up to two creatures roll the side eye for a number of hours. So for three hours I can whisper inside his head, what the fuck? And I'm going to stare at him without moving my mouth.

I'm going to say you are no Lord. Please don't anger. And as as you as you stare at him, all you hear are the multitude of the millions of souls that are trapped within Borovia, screaming and begging for mercy also. I'm in. I'm in a really precarious position. So you could not piss him off more that. You have you have you have created a psycho like a psychic Link. Yeah, does hear you, but you cannot hear him because all you hear are the souls of the dead that he has, that he has like taken control of in commands.

Jokes on you, I hear them anyway. Jokes on you, I like it. Oh my God damn millennial man the. Reason you I hate myself. You know what's really upsetting is she is, in fact, too young to be a millennial. Charisma or Constitution save. I think. Would be a nice call him. Does the voice of as the the voice, the multitudes of the dead overwhelm you? I'm rolling like dog shit 678. For the next three hours, you are for as long as the psychic link is is active. So for the next three hours you take disadvantages on I can.

Just drop it, yeah? Yeah. You can drop it at will, but for as long as a psychic link is active, you take disadvantages on all future psychic psychic based attacks. For you are being interfered with not only by Strad himself, but also the the land of Barovia which has risen to defend its master. And he just smiles at you. I I'm like wincing and I call him a coward bitch and then I drop my I drop my telepathic communication. Raises his arms and he takes and he takes a deep bow as he disappears into fog and then both of you hear this otherworldly really really like loud almost trumpet style howl and bells are ringing start beginning to ring above and behind you on the eastern gate and across town on the western gate as two dire wolves emerge from the mist and charge into town roll initiative.

Six or nine? Hey, it fucking sucks either way. That's 2021, right? I'm fighting for my fucking life here so. So the direwolves have entered the village. They have a movement speed of 50 feet and they are currently 200 feet away. Ivan, hello, you are fast. OK, OK, first, first thing I'm going to do is I'm going to lay on the hands my good friend Will, but I'll give you death like I go over to Will's lifeblood body, OK? So no death saves. No, you're back up. You're back up OK, So I'll give you 10 hit points, thanks.

The 200 feet away is quite a long way. Rather than fight them, then I will cast bless on the three of us. Godfather, I know I'm asking a lot right now. Aid us with a touch of your light. And you guys feel a rally of empowerment within as you have advantage on attack roles and saving prayers. Yeah. Then I stand by 12. You're a buddy. That was a my go, right? Well, Will obviously is pissed like he's pissed so. Fuck this guy. Yeah, is. Stride still there? No, he's gone. Flak. I have a Longbow, so if they're that far away I'm gonna roll to hit with my Longbow.

So 16 that's. OK. Oh no, it's not advantage. I'll take it back. You had AD 4 to your roll. So that means I missed, right? Yes. You missed fuck's sake. You do get another attack thing. World of 20 and fucking I missed again. I'm like determined to do damage, but I'm still feeling kind of woozy. You can add AD 4 if it will help. 16. 16 does here. So 8 damage and now I've pissed off it does it. Was a champion it was a championship shot to make to be sure it was just that the West. The die wolf from the West charges 4.

It moves 50 feet. Yeah, it dashes. That's it's actually it just dashes to it. So the West die wolf is 100 feet and the the east direwolf does the exact same and it's also 100. Pounds. You look super great about this. Mass. Matthew's character seat, because he did it with D&D Beyond it says that the player's name was Prince Kovan Austin and East. Oh man. What are we doing here? Entering in my domain, he's. Absolutely shitting himself. Yes, I'm gonna dash action get within 60 feet. Well, I'll go E I'll go east.

OK, then use Yeah, my psychic blade. 1818 hits. 9 of psychic damage and I don't know if it's just me but I think I get advantage on the next attack when I cause damage to him. OK. I'm on your top. I see everyone running towards the one wolf that draw my weapon. They loathe my pistol and I walk towards the wolf that everyone else has been attacking and after a prayer, grant me your light. It's blessing and I shoot at the wolf. I had +4 to my attack rolls and each time I deal with damage. It's normal damage type already in damage.

I'm blessed as well so I get +4 anyway. Fuck he's at 6-9. Hey, Lame. So many. But that becomes an 18 with my secret weapon and then ID 6 damage that is my turn. The bullet buries deep into the direwolf's shoulder. Will your time. I am going to aim for the wolf again. Yeah, do you have a default to add? Yeah, but I only rolled A4. Sorry you just missed. I don't want to miss. Sometimes you miss. OK, I guess that's my go. The direwolf from the West moves forward another 50 feet, and the dire wolf from the east.

You're 75 feet away, is that right? No, I'm I moved 60 feet. So you're so. I'm within 40 feet of. Them OK, so the eastern dire wolf he was he was like splitting towards you and then the the arrow from Will and then you're like a knife in the blast and the shot from Ivan kind of slowed them down and he's starting to pace. Sorry. When she hit, he got slow. Oh. Nice. Ah, that's that kills speed, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah. Nice. So he doesn't move at all. I'm the game. Coming to the rule followers. Sorry, Matt.

Your turn. Does that stop him altogether? I think it stops in 10 feet. I don't think 10. Yeah, I'm in 40. Yeah, he. Can hit me, yeah.

The Wolf they'll have lunges at you. 15 Does it hit? It doesn't. It doesn't. OK, cool man. And your turn. Sick. He's like in my group. Just he lunged at you and then you roll another way and now he's just like. I am gonna. It does. Wait, is he still standing right in the centre then? That one that we haven't attacked is just closing in. Yeah, OK, cool. If I it doesn't matter how the advantage comes about. If I have advantage on the hip, I'd get sneak attack. Cool. So because I used my psychic by the last time I got Vex, which means I get an attack an outage on the next one, that means I can use sneak attack.

Nice. Yes, OK, I'm with, I'm. It's here. It's all here. It's all here. She thinks closer to the murder phone whilst using a hand gesture doesn't make it any clearer. I guess people could probably guess that's what hand gesture you were doing A. Little camera and the mic somewhere. And that's 20 and 19. Okay, so that is 26. How close is the second one? The second move is 50 feet away from where? Okay, well I'm going to use my movement. And then bonus action. Cunning action, Dash. That's 60 feet. Hey, that's within 60 feet of the new wolf, right?

Yes, but you've already attacked. I have but. With psychic blade I if my other hands free I can summon up another. 1. There is a bone. Oh no, I use my bone as actually, well, I'm close to it now I'm sure with it. Cool, I. Have enough damage? 500. OK, I see this wolf just explode in front of Malice. And this knife just appears in its neck and you see it's pretty cold. The best part is is the knives disappear after I've used them. Very cool, very cool. OK, obviously I'm going to go and take a shot at the other one then.

1520 hits something here. Damage is shit 7. Well, your time. I've just remembered I'm still fucked up. Sparked off as me. No, I've got 2. Hip wings 19 finally. Oh has it had damage it? Has indeed had damage. Which means that I can use my Colossus Slayer 14. OK, the arrow lodges into the right shoulder of the wolf as it rows on you and it lunges forward for a biker tank. Me. Yep. This is. Unfortunate. So obviously 22 hits, you take 10 points of piercing damage and you are now pro. Ha I'm dead, I had exactly 10 hit points so that's all very like SUS to me.

10/1 D 10 + 3 7 rolled the seven Yeah so you died was now like on top of you like numbing on your chest. Gross. In the name of me, please kill it. Quick question. Because it's doing a butt attack even though they're down. Does it count as? Does it count as being in melee? Range, that active part of fight is he. OK, no worries. I'm gonna Cunning action hide so you can. Get you just just watch this wolf like buddy or friend and they're like oh fuck I I'm. Actually, just like I'm running and then I'm like Dodge behind a house.

Thank you for your service. I'm killing it. You're hiding. So I can get advanced. Too little, too late. I get advantage if I hide, right? Yeah. Too little tonight. Cool so then I'll pack out. Do I need to roll for She does shit and then it's like. No one can see what you're doing. It's funny. It's OK. Do I roll for hiding though? To. See how well you're hidden? He's not actively looking for you, so I wouldn't say so. Yeah, I think you still have to roll for. Yeah, OK. That is an 18. OK, cool. And then I'm going to draw another psychic blade.

How many of those do you have per rest as? Many as I. Want OK, I didn't know if it was like superiority they. Keep popping out. That sounds really broken. It does. It feels. It feels like there should be a fucking limit cap on level. I think that's why solo knives are awesome. I'm pretty sure there's no limit, yeah. It's just a dagger. Yeah, that's all it is. It's just like more powerful. I'm broken. Dagger on the old times. Make it Yeah, you can just. You can just summon them. Howard, that's a Nat 20.

I like this game. 23 Open your time.

My my good friend wills down lady info has disappeared somewhere but her crazy magic knife thing is still doing its thing so I can shoot shoot the wolf. She's in a Bush. Going 4040, no fools around me, up or down me. What a throwback. Let's see 14. 14 hips. Nice. It's more like a 12. Damage. Yes, I shoot the wolf after a prayer. Dawn father, Dawn father guide my hands. I cap this wolf right ahead and as as the recoil comes back to the pistol I let it do that cool fit thing around on my finger, put it in the holster.

Isn't it like a revolt and old school like you've got blood of? Spins around I hosted a weapon and then as I draw my hand back up I do the hang loose side. I. Think it don't, Father? That was excellent. I peek out from behind the house and I. You have to say what you're doing I. Do the hang loose. Side I hang loose, back to mouse, everything's good. Got it. I looked out at Will's like everything's OK, but oh shit. Oh no, malice comes. Up and moves Will's hand. Hold on, wait. Oh, wait. Right. Wow, thanks everyone for listening.

That was fun. You guys met Strad? You've got some wolves. We're most huge fans. You nearly died. I did. Well, yeah, we don't know. Well, I guess we'll find out next time. Thanks very much for listening everyone. Like, comment and subscribe to us on Spotify. We have an Instagram now. There's not much like content on there. No content on. That we'll take a picture of us now and put that. On there and. It will tell us how great we look. Alex is like, absolutely fucking not. Alex can take the picture.

We're getting there, we're growing, we're growing. That's that's that's the main thing. Like see our. Well, our we'll make our first When me and Alex are finished decorating the studio, we'll make that our first post. We'll do 1 now and then they can see that as it progresses. We can take one of the studio for like a how it started and then do like a how it's going like we can make it real. Yeah, there you go. Here's my there's my phone camera. I don't think you want to be in it, do you do? We want.

To be in it, yeah. I tricked you this. Is the set off? You want to get like as much of the awfulness in as you can. So when we say. Doing the photo now. Do you hang this time? I'm getting no one that's. Dope. So when we say we're recording in, we're recording in a garage. You will see we are actually recording in a garage because. You can see the whole of the back of my bra. Oh. Well, if anyone else, it's a crop top. Oh.

Good luck. Holy shit I look homeless. That's. Exactly what happens? It normally ends up like this. Anyway. That wouldn't even. That would have been. There. Yeah. Any other final, any other final words? Any. Other. Last pieces of housekeeping. E-mail 6o9d&[email protected] and yeah. That's it, all right. Bear with us. Just all I was going to say was I've half finished editing the first episode of this run with our new microphones and setup and stuff, so bear with me just while I get that all worked out properly.

None of us know what we're doing really. It's a little choppy in the first episode, but I think we've probably recovered some of that in this one, so hopefully. Feel like we're heading a stride, yeah? Yeah. A stride.

That's the worst tiger ever. Hang loose. Hang loose, guys. Hang. Loose podcast out. Why? Let's say mic drop, but these were really expensive. Yeah, don't do that record. OK. I think we get on the floor, nobody touch anything. Sorry, you don't want to say that again. That was wrong. And OK, so I'm going to go that way, too. Oh.

My God. We got that on, we got that on record. In here so I've already heard farts like that on TikTok. It was the chair. The chair. I started to try and talk over the top of it. Because you thought it would. Cover it, but it. Went. On So Long, you just lost your child.

He's got some nervous Oh. My God. OK, wait. To hear that back. Oh God. At least.

You guys aren't SAT? Next to my eyes are. Wolf OK, I am. I look all the men in my eyes still windy. I see that everybody is going towards 1 Wolf and I decide I'm going to go the same way.

Farting's funny. If you don't. Find farts funny. You're a miserable, miserable fucker.

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