Panatheon 14: Anger Management

0:03 Shut up, let's be Hello and welcome to Result of 6/09, an amateur D&D podcast made by idiots. Very strong beliefs. My name is Matt Kor. I am DMI don't believe in any gods. I'm here with God, Nicholson. I'm playing Belsaphilis and I am a staunch believer in Aries, the God of War. Maria Nicholson. I'm playing it crassly, and I initiated the heavy debate on the fact that I believe in God. Yep. You literally, literally cannot put the shit in there. Yeah, I'm not being funny. This is not the space to start a debate.

0:48 That's. Just fallen the flow. Like. I see how it is. I say I'm a Christian and she's like, you can't put that in there. No, he said. He said a God of War. Yeah, no, you can't put that in. There, I'm a warrior and a gladiator mixer. No, yeah. No, that's. It's it's a myth myth, but Belzephilis being into. Believe in Aries. Belzephilis being into Aries is fine, I think it's rightly being a Catholic is a bit telling. Me. That's a joke. She didn't even look me in the eyes. Shall I redo the thing? Yeah, start again.

1:19 Get us out of this hole. We've gone back to bees level insanity. Come on. Right 321. Like it didn't start talking yet. 321. Who was that? Something made a noise. The table. Sorry. 321. Hello and welcome to it's that 6 or 9 because you just did went to the podcast. Fucking idiot. What was wrong? With your face. I lived really closely and there was just a rumble that came. He just bounced in his face. I didn't let anything out. I'm a deer for some reason again. No, we'll go with this, Nicholson. I'm Bell.

2:14 It Grassley and I'm here against my will. Alex Sanchez? No. Oh, shit, I know that's wrong. Chavin. Yeah, Alex Chavin. Yes, Dice, then. But she didn't we're. Running out of dice to give you. How I've got it right like twice? People are attached to their dice. Oh, oh do you die? What do you? Say it's a Lokana dice. Oh, it's. Beautiful because it's like the best card to get. Lokana, it's like Disney Pokémon cards is great. That sounds great. I don't know what it. Is it's so good, I'll show you later.

2:46 Anyway, yeah, we're AD and D podcast made by uni. It's a very sorry. That's my wife telling me how sick our son is. So sorry. I'll cut that out. Yeah, he's fine. She actually told me it was snowing, which means the snow is heading towards my house. Great. Anyway, yeah, you might have already gathered. We're a very avid to production. We're like one of those, like, plays that you go to at the Fringe Festival that, yeah, you leave because things keep falling off the set. And clearly no one knows our vines.

3:20 People have. One person's dying in the corner, apparently. You've actually broken cars like the Juror tells Bunny is now what? It's paws up in despair. Yeah, he. Does look sad, doesn't. He he does look like he's had enough. Are you crying? I was going to ask how we get it on but everyone seems really sad. He's upset because he knows he's being manipulated. I'm not being you're. Passing. Me. Oh. My God. From hell. Bitch, yes. OK, Shuttle, that that's good. Let's do a recap. Yeah, yeah, let's do a recap.

3:57 Completely messed the format only. Stop. Bell sits in silence for the recap. Because I don't want it to get interrupted by your like, unnecessary rage every two minutes. Fucking rich anyway, do you? Bite your thumb at me, Sir.

4:13 Last time in Panatheon you guys had a very long tense discussion, sort of with Primos more in his presence than anything about the history of the war in Pantheon against Katie's. You you learnt about Belle's history with pancreatitis. Riv span the shit out of her Tides of Chaos to work out that Belsephalus's sword was imbued with some kind of scrying tracking spell. And for those of you listening at home, I've just been given a note that says manipulated ha ha ha lol. Yeah, Belsephalus has not been taking it well.

4:58 You had a long rest. Following some advice from Premos where he advised you go, you continue essentially your current course of action, head back to amnest, sign up an advisor, head back to and ends via thasse to do some more prestige building for the Prince. However, beneath the surface, you guys and primos need to be investigating pancreatitis and working out what the fuck is going on with Bells Surrogate Daddy I. Have a plan for that? Maybe, maybe not. We don't know. I have. A plan for it. Daddy Packer.

5:31 Because we were, we're going to, we're going to pretend that something bad has happened to the Prince and like, hide them out of site, right? That's. Where we are now. I think. I have a question if we're heading back. Yep, in my tools I have fine clothes. What do I gain from having them on? Nothing. I think. They're like it's. Confidence. It's situational, like if you need. We're going to court then. I don't. Need them court or like if you needed yeah, if you needed to like gain entries like a noble party, you're not going to get in on your street clothes.

6:03 But if you have your fine clothes on, how about my? Street. Clothes. And that's where we are now. I I I need to roll a wild magic for my third spell use for my third? Did you? I didn't even do those spells I. Did use three? Did you? Yeah. OK. She has. Let's see what happens before you went. She has she has like 20 odd bonus HP because if you can only have. Temporary HP for one thing, yeah. 83. You radiate. It's gonna be hard to say. You radiate bright light. You're a 30 foot radius. For the next minute, any creature that enters down within 5 feet of you has the blinded condition to the he just.

6:41 Slandered us. I finally. Stand there doing the L shape against your boy, looking about going manipulated, just glow brighter and brighter into his. Eyes I finally figure out what's wrong with the sword and my whole I just.

6:59 I have blind and deaf. To. Make you blind and like. I could make her join us because I have blind and deafness, don't I? So I can just make you blind, just that you suffer the same way we. Do I just go?

7:13 I just cover my eyes, Yeah. So that's done. We're it's time for a minute. For that, what was the point in that I. Just want to see what happened. Yeah, it's. Fun. That's my wild magic. I could have just like, you know, given off necrotic damage. I mean, there is a reason why your people are haunted and this is it. What did he say? Why is he so fucking salty? What? What does he mean I'm? Putting a coin in the bitch jam for. You pirates or? I think he means T flicks I in fact. Go ahead and take offence if you want, you already told us shit from hell.

7:47 You're a fucking demon. Hey Red, you were like looking for his approval and looking up to him. I think you made the wrong choice. I How does it feel to be gaslight? Not nice, is it? No, I am. I am. You're a Dick. I've admitted my wrongdoings by seeing how easy it was to manipulate you, the beautiful. Metaphor of like she was blinded by her, her need for your approval, and then she blinded you herself when she realised that you're a Dick. Whoa, it's like a metaphor. Wiping witches but fucking eyes.

8:27 I no, I I think it's fair to say that I don't. Put an end to this is. Particularly on Bell. Yeah, I don't think anything has happened because of Bell. I think it's his fault. I think he's I. Used the word chest piece because he. Got not a chest piece his. Attitude, everything just stink. So it is kind of. His I mean, but we. Are also attacking his entire life. How would you feel if it was you? Yeah. Oh, by the way, just so you know, your entire life is a lie, Yeah.

8:58 My entire life is. Someone added to you, so you actually still have to be grateful about it, right? And. At least he had a life. Anyway you. Long rest done at. Least he had got to have a life. They could have left him on the battlefield. But we've been lying to you your whole life and figure it out and then live the rest of your life free. Well, I think that's how we have a life, but you guys are still thinking.

9:21 What you mean we? Haven't really mean to you? But in fact, it's not once has he ever been nice to us. Do I have when? At the beginning you had a really good plan on the beach and I said that is a very gang. That's actually a very good tactic, well done. And you said thank very much. I said you're welcome. Yeah, in game. That was like a week ago.

9:40 Once in a week what? Does that say? Tighties Anyway, you have a you have a sleep in very much this wizard tower. He's got some of those beds that are like in the wall and you put a cord in it falls out of the wall and you sleep for a bunch of those. You wake up the next day. Children. Done that. You wake up the next day refreshed, healed, etcetera. Ready. Take the road back to Amnus. Shit, Yeah. I can't wait to trick pancreatitis. I know we're right. I know we're right. Pit in your stomach, you know?

10:22 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Only the second I laid eyes on Bell. What I I, I think meeting pancreatitis just, like, solidified everything. I was like, I don't want you. Yeah. Asshole, how dare you? Oh my God, why is he here? Why is it? With us, because I'm following you. Oh, are you coming with us? I thought we were doing it for him. I didn't realise he was coming with us. Oh, fucking hell. What? OK, Yeah. So you leave free muscles. He's not here. He's not here. He's been there the entire time, just stood in the back.

10:57 He's making notes. These guys are idiots. Treason.

11:08 Going too straight get a pancreatitis he. Gets this little like pink glitter like notebook out. Planning to. He's got my little glasses on his. Nose it's got live laugh, love written on. The front, it's not like a Unicorn in the background, a rainbow. He's got like a pen with like a little, yeah, it's like. The ratings and goals in it, it's like the pens we have in the 90s, you won't remember and they lit up when you push down and had fluff 97. Yeah, So you never would have the glitter light up fluffy pen, right?

11:41 Yes, I did. Did you? Actually, did you buy those now? I'm sure Sam's got one at home. Oh, maybe, I don't know. I love him.

11:50 Anyway you. Sets off. Let's head out. You set off and you go to the entrance of the mansion and primos you know much. As you leave he's again he reminds you that he's given you a sending. Stone says do not contact me on that, I will contact you directly if I need to. Good luck on your mission. Stay safe. Who's hanging? Onto the sending stone for us. So I don't need to write that in my name, but. I'll hold on to it. Sorry, I didn't mean to. Interrupt. I was already. I asked him for it, yeah. Oh, cool, everyone.

12:24 Yeah. No offence that I'd rather was looked after by someone who isn't what's directly in the import. What's the stone called? Holding Ascending stone? Sending Stone. Calling me a. Pawn No. No, he called you a prawn. Clear ears out. What? No. Anyway, yeah. Do you have your heading? He's a he. He brings out. Sorry, I don't. He shows you a map and he, he basically says the roads that you that you run outside the house, you just follow that goes through the woods. Kind of scary. But that goes straight to Amnus.

13:00 And it won't take long. It'll take a couple of days and eventually you'll be back at the city. You'll see the castle towering over everything before too long. You see, you set off as. Why, why why you set off somebody roll AD me. I never get to do anything 8 That's not bad right? Then we get attacked by 8 baddies. Is it more daggers?

13:26 Yes. I'm going home. I hate them, can't do this anymore. Sorry yourself It's it's really it's kind of awkward because primos is standing out Well how have a swing of Germany again. I will contact you when I want to inside Germany. Good luck. And you're like OK, yeah, great. And then? I give him a strong handshake. Strong handshake you set off down the road but it's a really long straight Rd so Primos has just stood there entrance to the match just watching you like your grandparents. Yeah, when you drive away from your grandparents and they're still seeing drug going around the corner and they're still waving, you're like fucking, I need my hands to change gears.

14:06 It takes about 3 hours for you to get out of sight of him.

14:11 Assume you enter the dark woods. This isn't like a proper paved road or anything, it's just sort of a worn dirt track going through the woods. It's mostly pretty arrow straight, but then it does it's quite bumpy in places. It occasionally skews round a tree, particularly big tree, or make perception cheques as you walk through the woods. 20, 2015. Not funny, in case you missed that. 13. What did you get? Not 20. Bell was in the back of the brute, seething. Yeah, he's. Like kick in the dirt as he walks kind of thing.

14:58 As you make way through the woods, you're following the path rounder, particularly big tree Ick. You hear this first, and you guys like Ick stops. What the fuck? You can hear like a loud wailing up ahead. OK.

15:18 Another person taking another fucker with us, so get that itemised right now. Probably one of his friends. Yeah, you guys Chip? Chip. His name is Chester, Man. Come on. He is the glue that pulls the party together. Get his name right. Yeah. You guys can hear this sort of crying that 20. You can hear the crying and then amongst the crying.

15:52 Can I stay slightly hidden and try and get a little bit closer? I think that it's OK to just walk up to this abandoned child that's crying in the woods. It could be a hag, we just don't know. Yeah. Not 20. It's our hag. Disappears. You'll go. Maybe we should go. Send the Prince. What happened to RIP? Where's she got? RIP his perch on a branch with a close up.

16:22 I don't I, I need, I need to kill something, Thompson, not even a not even a self. I am actually going to go after Bell on this one and try and stop the massacre of a crying child. As much as I don't want to take the kid with us, I don't want them slaughtered in the forest either. Like it it gives you know it's not a complete Dick. I need, I need to offend my rage. You have angered me on this day. But. You don't know if it's a child or something bad. If it's a child, I'm going to keep on walking until I find something worth killing.

16:56 If it's not a child, then it dies. It's not a problem. Well, you need to see a therapist, yeah. I am not a pawn. I didn't say you're a pause and. I'm not being manipulated either. I. Thought I really took that to heart. You're. Scaring me.

17:15 Doctor Hippocrates is my paediatrician and talking to them. Or Doctor Quacker tease Hippocrates is. It doesn't matter. So that's an 18 on chill out. It's a high D season 18 it's. An 18 on shut the fuck up right? So I guess bells going over. Bells going up Ribs. Well, ribs disappeared. I assume Rib is going to check it out. Yeah, well, you guys. I mean like, he's not quick. Like to clarify, Bell hasn't quickened his pace or anything. He's just like, already fucking angry and he doesn't. He just. Wants to find a fight.

17:55 It's not. It's not determined. It's just like I'm not stopping. I'm just going to keep on going. I have to find something to kill. Fine, sounds pretty determined. To me, yeah, I'm. Not stopping. I have to keep going. I just want. Something it's not like a, it's not like a stride. It's just like a fucking. It's just like walk like auto. I feel like he's disassociated. He's been mumbling to himself like a crazy old fucking. Fucking fucking sauce. Don't know what they're fucking talking. About. Great idea doing this so Matthew finds the document that any fucking this fucking fucking.

18:28 It's a great idea that my sword has a Scotland spell because, you know, I have to put in the Prince. I mean, why else would they, would they not be there? Because I am the one who's going to keep him alive. You know he's going to be king. As if Ruth has left me with this.

18:45 I'm 7 foot can I really not see rid of? Actually. Vanished. I probably have like a Yep Yep, 0 Yep. On what? What were you looking at? Stealth, Dexterity, and you are things are all zeros. Well, you haven't rolled for stealth since God.

19:05 You are so big that it makes sense that you can't stop. I mean. For. You because you're a hell driver for yourself and just be like falling up right into like long runs.

19:20 Really. Goes ahead, yeah. For sure. Make a perception check or investigation check at advantage because you you are now hiding you know roughly where the sound's coming from. So as you hided a tree I guess, or between trees? Yeah, I'm just scooting around. Yeah, 19. So you sort of like dark between the trees towards this sound and off the path in a clearing, you can see there's like a hole in the canopy in the trees and there's there's light coming down and you can see in the sort of circle of light coming from amongst the trees, there's like crushed branches and stuff and there's leaves falling down.

19:59 So it looks like something fell through the trees in the middle of the circle of light, surrounded by falling leaves and broken. Branches is a silver dragon, a small silver dragon. OK, kind of like cow sized. And it is crying. I'm going to walk up. Really gently and like quietly and just like, hey, you're OK, you're right. What's going on it? Spins around and like rears up, rings up onto his back legs like. Oh my God. Hey, hey. It's OK. Not going to hurt you. What's wrong? Are you OK? My. Mum, my mum is.

20:52 She's been trapped. Trapped. Yeah. Bye. Bad guys. Oh. Do you know where? He kind of like looks over his shoulder, like deeper into the words. It's like, yeah, she has like a like a, a mini lad that she keeps some stuff in and. Sorry. A what? A mini layer like not a real. We live in the mountains, but she has a thing that she keeps. Doing she's. Called me Ela Translate. It's you freak. The dragon has a very different voice in the Prince. Meet you there would. You would you like? I've got some friends with me.

21:41 Would you like some help to get back to your mum? Oh, no, that would be great if you could. Yeah, please. Yeah, I call out to the rest of my party. Oh, who's this? Eventually I like you. Oh, this is going to be confusing isn't it? Maybe I'm just hanging the back and not do anything? For a while I was already there. I rolled in that 20 I knew and before I could see and knew what it was, you heard. The dragon. Yes, you heard the dragon in the woods, and you could hear what it was saying. Yeah, you could hear it calling for it.

22:16 Oh yeah. Oh, well, that's fine. I'm. I'm here. I, I mean, well look up Belle and I say, I think I might be able, this might be a good way for you to get some of that. Your anger off just inserting your life into someone else's troubles now as well. It's not enough that you have to try and gaslight and confuse me, but now you have to involve yourself in this poor creatures problems. We are not your family poor creature. Fuck off. Oh well, you know what? I had said that to you when they found you crying on a fucking battlefield.

22:52 You'd be dead. I'm sensing some tension. Again I. Don't really, no, I understand. Don't worry about him, he's a prick. Yeah, yeah. It punches Bell. We're all for. Attack, it's not very evenly matched but I am going to roll intimidation to make Bell just back the fucked out. That is. Bell's pissed off, but he's not, like, doing anything aggressive. I'm just. Tired the fuck off. In my way. I. It shoulder bar just bell out the way I can do that. Yes, you can. Yeah, that's totally. Fine, I explain what the dragon has told me and say oh by the way he can also speak so.

23:42 You should. Yeah, you. Don't need to. Explain for me I could dog. You should get Night Light out so that he has a little bit of dragon company with comfort here. I like pull my hood around and just dump it up. And I like kind of like flops out that's on the ground. It's like growingly like he's just woke up like and like looks up, you know, when he's get like a tiny puppy looking up at like a power station like that. Hey, little guy, how you doing? Just to like, you know, it's clearly a young dragon.

24:15 It's a little bit of comfort. Yeah, I agree. It doesn't feel like terrified being stuck with the three of us because on four of us, sorry Prince, we don't, we don't make a pretty picture. Where's your mother being held? Me and me, me and mom were going to check the check on one of our layers where we keep some some of our cool stuff. And there was some guys in there that were waiting and they captured her and I ran away and I escaped. And then but I got really tired and I fell and here I am and I've just been crying suddenly for like hours now.

24:52 I'm really scared. Maybe in one of these layers we can find a sword that doesn't have scarring on it. Maybe you can go fuck yourself about that. You leave my damn sword alone. They always like this. Yeah, that's why I'm in a mood.

25:11 It's next. Yeah, don't worry about them. We'll help you find your mum. We will ignore them. Thanks. Lead us to your lair. Take us to your leader. Take. Us to your leader. Take us to your leader. The caffeine's worn off. I'm not gonna lie. OK, cool. He starts walking through the woods. So hey, how you guys end up in the woods then? We're we're on our way. Actually we're on our way back to somewhere. Just wanted to take a nicer route. Very mysterious. It's neat, it's quietly dense back. His shoulders look very tense as you proceed through the trees.

26:02 Eventually the dragon stops and he kind of like pauses and he waits for you guys to sort of catch up with him and he kind of like gestures. My mind's there is is up ahead, but there was a bunch of guys there, so I think maybe we should be careful. Do you? Want now he's in. Bell surely do. You want to come with us or would you rather? Yeah, yeah. Do you want to see some people die? I wasn't. Going to give them the choice. I was like, come on then I'll go. That goes first, obviously, because he wants to kill everyone, Yeah.

26:31 Yeah, that would be that's cool with you guys. I am. I'm kind of worried about my mom so. Get back what a pawn is capable of. What is capable of? Keep calling me a pawn. No, you missed her. He's she's a prawn. I was talking about a seafood cocktail. You're prawn. You're refreshing, you know, a little bit tangy with the sauce. You're a prawn. Not a prawn. It's a. Good. Thing I take Right, Right. Enough of this. Apologise to Belle because Belle's got a stick on his ass. I didn't say you're sorry. Say you're sorry.

27:11 Say you're sorry. He feels that way, Belle. I am. I apologise for the way that I said this. It is not fair. You're not a porn. You have your own brain like I just no, that's the end of that.

27:30 Smells. What the hell were you guys?

27:34 Doing now look at rib, I will get my bagpipes out. Look at rib say I accept I. Don't need you to dictate for me, I can. Get on with it then. I accept your apology. Thank you. And. For helping me to see my. Darn life was a lie. Issues in my life, trust me. We all have them, I'm just more aware of mine. Sorry, that was unfair. Sorry. Hug it, hug it out. Bells probably never had a. Cuddle white knuckling on the grip bells. Probably never had a cuddle in his entire life. He's never experienced it. So you just give him 1 so we can move on.

28:24 Holy. Shit. Come on, cuddle the monster.

28:32 Now can we focus on the task at hand? Let's go kill something. Thank you. I hear the word pawn one more time today. I'm gonna turn you into a prawn. I. Don't know, I haven't got that fucking bar, but off. The grass. Let's go send some pictures to hell. Yeah. There we go, back on an even key. Yeah. That sounds great. I will stay at the back. It plays. You got a friend in me on the bagpipes. Cool. A couple of arrows come your way. Probably because I'm playing the bagpipes. And 19 and 18 to hit so.

29:06 Well my armour class is 11 so go fuck yourself.

29:11 Wow, wow, wow, our healths were back up right What our. Health is back up, Yeah. Yeah, good, because I'm going. To need it 7. And eight is. Two sevens is 14 + 1 is. 15 I founded it so well that if this wasn't for charity I would have took some money out the pitch jar for how well I just settled there be. You take 15 damage. From No I don't.

29:46 I think there's somebody here. Yeah, No shit. I put the bagpipes go suddenly off key.

29:56 I. Didn't say that my mum's there was here, that there were bad guys in the lair like. Yeah, but you know, we pay the pipe you into battle.

30:10 Bell charges into the mouth of the of The Cave. We haven't got a lay actually. See the lay? Yeah. Oh, you're in the forest. There's a bunch of trees. Oh OK Perception check to find out which direction those arrows came from.

30:27 That's a good idea, 17/18/2020. Cool 2 arrows come out in the stomach. In the stomach.

30:40 We had a bagpipe covering. Most of you sent the mass so. That's true, and you don't want to hit the. Bird pipes. Exactly.

30:48 And you immediately you look up and you see just like the flash of a cloak turning and disappearing into the trees. You fucking don't give chase. Yeah, cool. Chase this person. Roll initiative against this guy that's running away. 16 Cool. They rolled A2 so you you gain 30 foot on them straight away but they're another 60 foot ahead so if you dash you can get within range of them. I'm going to make a lunging attack, which is. Nice. 1414. Hits. 13 points of starting now 13. So much, yeah. You see these two arrows come out, you see the flash of a cloak and you just Sprint as you close down.

31:38 Just great. So now and above your head, you're not even using your arms to run. You are just still on spreading with sword leap and just slash down breaking your sword down this guy's back. Oh. Fuck. Caught him on a bad day. Who's being subjugated now?

32:03 Fuck. And you know what? I'm not even finished. OK, follow up attack. Oh no. 891013. Yes, he just hits he's.

32:28 Gonna. Be Dead 12. Holy shit that guy's so dead. 12/13/15. Yeah, yeah, you, you jump after it. I just soared straight down the back. And like, his freaking spine is exposed and he can't post to the ground. He just lies on the floor twitching. You go after to finish him, fucking behead him. That's incredible. It can move, catch up and then they just see me just like stomping. Just it's just blood and dark at this point. Open toed sandals want you guys to. Remember, I'm not sorry. I'm not putting a coin in the bitch.

33:38 I I killed, I killed 1, yes, so. The other ones running away, yeah. There's only one running away. We haven't seen any more yet. No, so we can go in the lair now. Dmiti there I? Mean there's there's there's other guys in the. There's other guys in the lair. Yeah, well, we have to go in there then, don't we? Yeah. Let's take them from here. Maybe we all only have daggers. Maybe look. Maybe stay onto the side of the layer and have a look in before we. It's it's just up this way. So you proceed a little bit

34:17 carefully, baby, I don't know. You proceed and then eventually you come to and. I'm making notes. It's allowed. They expect that on a podcast about DND. Give me that look.

34:33 You come to another clearing there is like kind of like a dirt mound ahead of you like an out of place hill it's got a few trees growing in the top of it, but there is a clearing ahead and there is like a bit dugout of the side with a door sitting to it I'm. Going to make a perception check on the door. Cool. 3020 So you see this morning well. You see the clearing, as you can see, there's like all the trees have been cleared from in front of this mound with a door in it. And there is a little bit of like a most imperceptible like rectangle covered.

35:08 Like it looks like it's the only bit that's really thickly covered in leaves. There's leaves all over the ground, but this bit is like really covered in leaves. And your experience, you're like someone is deliberately trying to hide that. That's a trapdoor or something. That's a trap. That's a trap. And the door itself, it's a closed door. There's no space around it. Yeah, there's nothing to So there's. It looks simple. It doesn't look like it's got a lock or anything on it, and it looks sort of ramshackle.

35:41 So aside from the pit trap, the there's nothing to suggest that the doors be be chopped in any way you can. I I was only going to throw something at it to see if it like anything triggered. But if you're want to just like, go vent. Vent. Yeah, that's vent. Fuck it. Yeah. It's working well so far. Famous last words. Yeah, can I without bell noticing cast sorcerers burst on it to weaken it? Lock the door. Yeah, yeah, raw. I guess a performance or a sly of hands to sort of do it as he charges in. Just do like Thunder so there's no obvious scorching.

36:25 Yeah, I want to just make it so it's really. Yeah, yeah. I feel really guilty now.

36:35 Oh fuck. Fuck that one. Did you hit me? As Bow goes to fucking show and advise his door, he hears a like a boom. He stops just before it turns to look at you.

36:51 What explain yourself anyone? Makes sense. You are a pirate, obviously you would be on the ship where the Prince was. Obviously you would want me to think that Pancreatitis is trying to take over the Kingdom from underneath the Prince because you are the enemy. It's fair. This isn't that one.

37:17 Wrong. Definitely feels like she tried to hit you while your back was done. Honestly. And obviously you want me to get rid of my sword because you want me to be weaker. No, no, in all fairness, I started to feel really guilty and I wanted to make you feel better, so I wanted to weaken the door. She tried to hit me with a magic spell. I didn't. Did you try and hit him with you? But I think she was trying to help. She did say she was. Trying to get the bagpipes out. Don't get me wrong, still sort of a mess I was.

37:48 Trying to weaken the door that Belle was going to run through because I felt bad about everything that's happened and I wanted him to feel better and stronger to like run through the door. I got on that one. It's like side eyeing with the Prince like. Bell's having a really bad day. I get it. Don't think that helps. My Lord, do not speak, Do not speak. Do not concern yourselves with these interlopers. What? Listen, She is a pirate. I. Thought you an apology. I thought you an apology. You did, and I thank you for that.

38:22 Why are you mad at me? I wasn't even here. I went for a piss. Yeah, he's by the tree. He was. He wasn't even looking years back to. People pissing. If I wanted to hit you I would have. I was aiming for the door. Yeah, you missed. Yeah, but why were? You mad at me? What did I do? I think he's just having a really bad day. He'll go over. You guys are really, really unhinged. I'm sort of regretting asking you for help now. Rude. That was the most unhinged. Person here. Oh yeah. He's so nice. I wasn't doing anything, it just happened.

38:57 To it was just daggers all over again, right? I just. Yeah. Honestly, yeah. Are we trying to get for a door? Yeah, I was. And you tried to use the same spell to melt it off the hinges. No, no. I was just trying to weaken it with a slight. I was gonna do it, slight of pound, because I didn't want Bell to know that I weakened it so he'd run through it. Really. Easily, like flick a little Thunder spell, yeah. Those people that tries to help, but the helps really not help. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, she tried to hit me.

39:22 She didn't try to hit you on purpose. Now listen. She tried to hit the door. She's a pirate, let's not be. And from hell, OK? Why are we trusting her with everything she likes being? Can I point something out? Really. You can listen to me for a minute, it should be real quiet. Put your weird hands down and you saw her just like, chill, take a breath, right? Listen to me, look at me in the eyes. You literally didn't have any issues with Riv until she suggested that your perfect reality might not be so perfect and now you're being a Dick head so we need to rein it in a little bit.

39:56 But remember, this is the riff that has loved and supported you from the moment that she met you. So nothing. But seek your. Approval and now you're being a Dick, so rein it in now she. Tried to get me with my card down. She didn't try to get you with the girl down, she tried to hit the door and you Sir, are being a massive baby. I actually quite appreciate you calling me Sir. You're the first one to actually can do. Acting like a massive baby, right? And if you carry on acting like a massive baby, we're going to take you back to the battlefield.

40:28 Absolutely. Like your mum was so shut. Up. Whoa, whoa. Well, I've had enough of your crap. I'm going to strength check kick the door because my momentum has been totally burnt well. You needed calling out, I'm sorry. Today 20 what you doing? Dice yeah you go over and just boot this fucking door like in it doesn't even open it just goes down. Did I need you? There is a dude on the other side just with just like oh fucking.

41:02 Do you want to try and hit me now? You might hit him on Alexa. Guys, oh fuck. And he, he has to run. You see ahead of you like a short like 30 foot tunnel with another door on the far end. This one has got like metal reinforcement on it. And he runs up and starts probably trying to open the key. Oh, but guys like banging on the door roll initiative. 2118 Is that a? 6 or A9. It's a. 9 which is the lesser of two evils, but I don't have any initiative to add to it, so it's just 9. Rude. You're up first.

41:41 Cool, can I move to the? Door.

41:48 How many people can I see? There's just one guy in the tunnel. OK, I'm going to bonus action get out my flame load. Very dull because I get. It for like 10 minutes, yeah. Concentration. I am going to hit him. I've done all the other stuff I would like. To change your. Life to sorcery points to seeking spell which means I can re roll. Are you? Oh, I'm sorry, did did you miss? Is that what just happened? 14 Yeah, you. Miss, but it's a one. 14 wait 1415161719 she's a 19 to hit that. Asshole 19 hits that man's asshole.

42:32 Fuck it. How? Right, you get a green flame blade in the A hole. 18 damage. She is my trick. You shock your flame plate.

42:46 You basically chase him as he's running away. So we're going to sort. Just missing constantly. You finally catch up to him. He runs the door. He starts banging on the door. Gosh, gosh, you couldn't. Get no, no, no. I want to go through his spine. I want to go in his spine. Oh, the bummer sounds better.

43:04 I want it. I want it right here so it severs his spine. Don't. Clip that. Don't clip that, don't clip that. He can't clip that. We can't have that in there. No, you can't. So that's why I said I want to go straight through his spinal cord. Fair enough. Yeah, he's dead. Random guy over the door is dead. Why? Magic. Why magic? Nope. I'm gonna make a quick invest. I'm assuming it's my turn now, yes? Or we I. Did agree you're out of combat 'cause I killed the guy I'm. Going to make an investigation check on the door.

43:37 Yep. Go for it, see if I can hear anything on the other side. Obviously I know there are people on the other side, but on a gauge how many people there are. Let's try my dice. I was like you can borrow it if it rolls like you. Cursed. You cursed my dice. Boys. Try this one. I investigate the door for a net one. OK, it's made of the door. Because there's a dude with no spinal cord in there. Just walking. I'm just walking into it. Like an MPC and say. Yeah. You're just. Like I'm busy.

44:18 I know, my favourite. Why is there a solid wall at the end of this cave? It's tedious. Strength check to see if I can just force my way through the. Taste I keep. My magic to my like. Technically, the atoms that make up this door have space like. Like RoboCop style, just walk through it 14 on a strength check to break down the door. Give it a good kick, but it's reinforced this door so it hurts the door quite a bit. Can I use my flame blade? Attack the door with your green flame. Blade. It's going to be in that one anyway, so it doesn't fucking matter.

44:56 15, That's five. That's an unnatural 20. Cool, and now? 10. Doors look pretty hurt. It's a big old flaming slash on the front of this door now. That's much better. That's. Nice, is that you kicking the door? Right now I'm not. Now I'm short of barging it. Go yeah, he's got big old flaming slash in the middle of it and you just barge into it. Crashes open. If it's flaming he should take damage, no? Not from that. Not from that. Just barged into. Flame. No, the door's not a flame. It's taking damage from a flaming sword.

45:36 Yeah, it's like singed. OK, he said. It's a flaming door, so. Was it a flame? No. Well, it yeah, it's like a burning slash there, but it's. Fine, yeah. Singed. Yeah, these things matter. As you burst through a crossbow bolt off the wall, like the frame where the door was, as you enter the room becomes apparent that this mound was kind of constructed. A huge silver dragon is pinned to the ground. There are these massive chains holding it to the ground. So like the arms and legs are like splayed out.

46:09 The wings are held down, the tails held down to chains chaining it to the floor. A massive chain. They are connected to sort of anchor points around the edge of this cave and then around them there is a guy standing at the back and there is like a mound of treasure. There is a guy next to him with a bow who's clearly just loosed an arrow at you and missed. Right near you there is a big guy with an axe. OK. And. Then there's a couple of little weenie normal guys roll initiative. An 18. 12. Carl got a 2.

46:44 Five up. 1st it's the two weenie guys. They both have crossbows. They both shoot up, down. Weenie, weenie, I've. Got 15, I've got 1915 + 318. Five both hurt. You take 9 damage. Public. From 2 weenie guys then it's the big guy at the front. Fucking brilliant. Yeah, he comes over, he's got a great axe. You're not laughing, so I know you've missed fuck. That's X guy, so you've. Got I'm gonna cure wounds because I have no HP to get into this fight. Yeah, you're fun. You took over half of it 9/10/11.

47:17 So 15. Nice, that's exactly what you lost. Yeah, I'm gonna give red barbicans bow. You're up. Cool. So so you got boss guy, boss guy, Archer directly opposite 2 weenie guys on the left and the right, right on the edge, and then a big chunky guy right in front who's taking a swing at Bell. OK, I'm going to go to the big axe dude and I'm going to use flame blade that is a 19 to hit it's. The Axe Man. 12 damage and then I'm going to turn to Bell and I as a bonus action, I'm going to I really am sorry.

47:53 And I'm going. To give him the ability to use Dragon's breath. Cool. Fucking what? And then I drop my flame blade because that's concentration. Cool. And you also roll on the wall. Whatever. Look, that's the prince's turn. Does anybody think I should get involved? No, you should absolutely stay in the corridor. OK, great. Then that's the Dragon's turn. Does anybody think nice of him? So he runs over. He sees Riff running. Cast a spell bell. Yeah, I have it. I'll give you a breath of it. I'm sorry.

48:22 I'm going to say you've got. Lightning it runs up sees this and exhales at the big guy and one of the weedids and they both felt they're safe so they take 13 damage each which you see one of the the weenie guy that he hits freezes to a block of ice. So that is The Archers turn he's going to take a shot at the dragon. That's scary. 119 on the dragon. Wow, nobody even asked my name yet. Oh. Shit. 1/2. It's horrible. We do this every time we do anything. We don't ask people's names. We just. Names are for if you survive.

49:00 Wow. Yeah, sure. I might be a kid to the dragon. Anyway, the artist takes two shots at the dragon. One thing's off its scale and the other one hits it. The dude at the higher end of the room is going to throw 2 daggers, 1 at rib, one at bell and 18 and rib you take 6 damage and bell you take 10 is the joke and. 16. Right, you're. Up dragon breath, do I target all? Enemies you can position it so that you hit the axe guy and the other weenie dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 334 yeah, I don't think, I think.

49:44 I'd like to say it. Anyway, so 3D6 damage, 13 damage. 13 Cool all you poison breath. Yes. So you just. Belch out this cloud of poison. You choke the weenie guy to death. He collapses to the ground. And the Axe guy, I was going to say your mom.

50:08 It. Was a poison attack but I feel like I've been burned. I actually kind of like this guy. What a witty motherfucker. That is the Axe Man's turn, though. He's going to recklessly attack Bell, 19, to hit. Hips. OK, but that is external. So something funny to say. Donald Trump's hair, right? So Tasha's. Yeah, who are you using? Tasha's idiots laughing or? The Axe Man. So he goes down laughing. That's the Dragon's turn. He's gonna go and attack the dude with the bow and arrow. Here's actually Archer.

50:44 That's the archer's turn. They're gonna attack the big dragon or the Miss Mile. That's the captain's turn. He's going to attack the baby dragon. That's in his business now. Two hits on the baby dragon. 8 demos to the baby dragon. Oh shit. Oh. Down, you're up. I'm going to kill this guy because he's nearly fucking killed me, my great sword, and I'm going to start swimming and I don't know when I'll stop.

51:16 And it's advantage. However, there is something that I can do to fix this. What? Why have you rolled? 12.

51:26 He's rolling around laughing, so he's swinging where he was, wherever he's gonna be. Grace. It goes, yes, thank you. Takes three damage, Yeah. He's just just nick him. He's rolling fucking going, you son. Of a bitch, he makes his wisdom safe. Hold on. Oh. He fails seems to be proud. So I can win. I need help. It could swim. Up did I miss a go? You can have a go if you wish you. Got to it to. Grip to Oh, I did yes, you brought this beard wherever it is My bad. That's. OK. Yeah, we're good. Thank.

51:57 You have a go yourself out. I'm going knock the other guys out. I'm. Going to use Tides of Chaos. OK. To roll an advantage to hit main guy. OK, do it advantage on. OK. So that's a 19. That fucking hit I. Told you so and then I'm going to cast which bolt. So that is using the spell which is 2D12 damage. It keeps attacking him after things. That really hurts. That is A3 and A2. It really sort of hurts. Our scratch.

52:39 And then I roll the D100 to Force One magic. Yeah, you do. You're having a really bad day. Or the other is huh? Yeah, if this rolled on that one, I'd die. This is a 15. Wow creatures have disadvantage on saving fares against the next spell you cast in the next minute that involves the saving throw. Yes. That's it. The scout is going to take two swings at the dragon. One hits like damage on the dragon. You see the big dragon on the ground starts like riding and pulling into chains on the ground as the baby dragon starts taking damage.

53:14 That's one of the ground, so I could just attack them on the daggers, right? She courteously advantage. Now do that. Feeling pretty good about that. I mean I roll for advantage, but 19 three? 3. That. Was a boy. Oh what the fuck? You're on this rhythm, Sage. King 6, goddamn it. Right, that's actually. I am going to mind slither on the dude to next to the just. Wait until he's not hanging around. Of course they make a save. Yeah, and they've got this advantage. Disadvantage on a on save. Intelligence so you I take 1D6 so it's only two damaged but you do subtract 1D four from your next saving through I also get.

54:05 My on. Each myself to returns I can take a bonus action for another 1D. 12 light. Is damaged for thingy. That's 11 damage. Oh oh I agree. That guy he just mind slivered takes 2 attacks against the baby dragon. This is both. And that's the captain. He's taking his three attacks against the baby dragon. Absolutely. He hits 15 damage to the baby dragon. How's the baby dragon? Mercury, it is his turn because I missed him. Now he roasted. He gets his breath on the back. He does not. He takes aid. 4 attack against Captain.

54:41 Mrs C is scared coming around. Right as A to begin with, as a bonus action, I'm going to target the baby dragon, and as a bonus action I'm going to cast Rally. Why are you targeting the baby dragon? No, it's a good thing. Chill. Because I want to kill it. I was like what the fuck is Bell doing? That and he gains kill it and he said it's a good he gains five points of temporary health damage 5. Points back. Thanks man. Take a swing with your plate sword. At on the Floor. That's much fucking. There we go.

55:14 He's dead now. Fucking beautiful. Nice the other way, you know what I mean? Yeah, 12131415. Fuck, he's a wisdom save. He's. 6 again. Third. That's his turn. He's on the ground still, he's still alive. He's fucked up. He's skipped all like 8, so his fucking wisdom save as well. He's really fucked up if you're up. Know if he's really fucked up? What's going on with the daggers? Yeah. I'd use a spell or something before. I'm definitely taking the 15. 15 that's here, that's. The. One if you're up. OK, I am going to Tides of Chaos.

55:57 You're gonna chromatic orb the guy next to the guy that's got the witch bolt goal. So. So it's 9, but I have a bardic as well so that's one D8 right D? 6. D6 that's six, so 91011121314156 and 17/18/19 so that's 19 to hit. 19 hits. So he takes 3D8.

56:30 What kind of damage are you doing?

56:34 Let's do a bit of Lightning 15 damage. Fuck you go. Yeah, yeah, we do. With the bow and arrow. It's the sorts. It was attacking the dragon just. Gorgeous. I roll the D100 for the table, right? Yep. Yeah, yeah. 15. Creatures have disadvantage on taking Bros against the next party cast. Perfect, so the guy that's still rolling around the floor gets disadvantaged even though was he dead? No, he's still going. Cool. And then I'm going to bonus action lightning bolt that is a nine damage. That's the Dragon's turn.

57:18 He rolls to see if he gets his breath weapon back. He does. He's going to use his breath weapon against the bandit captain. He rolls the 10s. He takes the full force. That's the captain's turn. This is going on Captain's turn. I wanted two of the three. So he's really got hurt by that ice thing the dragon did. That'll pure up. He's just killed the man on the floor. He's that advantage. 1414 hits just. Kill this fucking man. And I'm going to some SEC. We roll one of my hit die. Nice, same result, 13 points of damage.

57:56 That guy is fucking dead. He dies loving. Good, he can fuck that guy. He can rolled up the fucking and it's egg's turn egg. OK, so the captain, has he had any damage so far? Yeah, he's been getting damaged. He's got a which bolt from Riv. The Dragon's been clawing it and then ice breathing in. Can I use blindness, deafness and make him blind? Yeah, it rolled in two and he rolled in two. So he's blind. Where'd everybody go? No, I can attack him with the daggers. Because it's the only weapon I've got.

58:27 And none of my spells do damage. That's an action to do that, so you can't attack it for the. Dagger, it does mean that he's gonna have disadvantage when attacking him. Yeah, he. Doesn't need everyone else. Oh well, then I helped. Incidentally, ribs, you're up you. Know Killen, please, for the other God. He's blinded, yeah. Well, let's do my bonus action. Which bolt first? Yes. I mean you do more damage than I would anyway with my daggers. And it helps 9 damage 9. Damage. And then I'm going to sorcerer's bugs and do fire damage.

58:56 Cool. Yeah, because he's blind. Nice 4 more damage oh. Dear, that's the Dragon's turn. Leave my mom alone. I was 17. American. Everyone's. American. Par from the Yokels. Sorry locals. Yeah, they're either American or West Country. Like don't have range. I can do Essex. You want an Essex dragon? It just come out the words that all right gallon. Alright babe. Alright, honey. God. Oh shit, he fucking killed the bandit.

59:38 Yeah. What's the dragon called? My name is Razor Wing. Razor wing, razor, right. And that shame. Myself. That's a good place to end. Right, yes, that's where we'll end the fucking session. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. That wasn't meant to go on like that. It wasn't meant. It was just meant to be a little psych detour thing and it ended up being like 2 hours slopping through killing a bunch of kids. So apologies. Hopefully I'll let it down to like 45 minutes. It's practise for me. Yeah, anyway, thank you all for listening.

1:00:08 Thank you. Bye. Thank you. Likewise subscribe Comment Did the e-mail Gmail charity thing I need to go to bed. Bye. Bye. I actually read a lot of stuff. I look and sound and smell like an idiot but. No, I, I had something, I was gonna spit a fact at you and then I realised what it's it's relevant to sheep, not Dragons. But because you said to the size of the sheep, I was gonna really. And it's relevant to the crying. But because it's not a sheep, it's a dragon, it's not relevant. Jesus. Great. And after all that, we don't even get a fact.

1:00:50 No.

1:00:53 A sheep will recognise its mother and its grandmother's and if it's lucky enough to have one great grandmother's cry. So you could put them 6 fields apart with 7000 other sheep and it would still recognise its mum and its grandmother and its auntie and other sheep born from that Direct Line. What does it do with that information? I don't know because we grew them to eat them, so I never found out what generation. Well I think it's dark that we grew them exclusively for livestock but allowed them to do that.

1:01:21 Oh no, that's fucking bleak in it. Right. Two things. I'm going to assume it is. The first one is not related to this, but if you don't, no, don't feel comfortable driving in it, just stay here and go home in the morning. And the second thing was when you were out the room, I told Matt to pick a different D20 for you because you're rolling so shit. So he picked this one and rolled it and it rolled in that one. Damn it. So right I'm re rolling my 20. Just have a quick question. Did you pick a fresh D20?

1:01:51 How often can you use feets? Is that like all the time just. When? You walk because I've not been. I've not been using Savage Attacker properly. I've not been using Savage Attacker at all. Nope. You used it like once. Yeah, 1 episode. I should be doing that all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

1:02:14 We're learning things. Oh, my God. Did you? Run. That one I've never It's like fucking. Eight in a row or something. Actually cursed. I'm sorry, did you shut the fuck up?

1:02:32 Did you just roll on that one? I'm trying to.

1:02:37 I think you should let me pick your dice. Gives you a. Shit I haven't seen. That do you want me to roll for you? No, I. Swelled now, don't I? I need someone to pick my dice so I can reroll. I'm gonna pretend that we didn't start recording. Up the bum, it's so much better.