Panatheon 15: Lagathrax

0:01 Hello and welcome to Is That a 609? I'm a TD podcast made by idiots. My name is Michael, I'm DMA, and I'm joined by Carl Nicholson. I'm playing IK wrestling. Miriam Nicholson. I'm playing RIP. And I like something I didn't. Try We play balsa for us. Why are you talking like wait? It's supposed to be me.

0:28 I even did the light stance. Yeah, you lean forward and.

0:34 Blame Buster, I'm bad. Oh, OK, We're swapping around, are we? We're doing a little just Switcher. Just yeah. Oh. My God, I would absolutely do that for like 100th episode where you'll get to play each other's characters. I'm just gonna be you. I'm gonna play you. Can we all play ick I'll. Be the Prince. For something like that, we want you want to do it like a, like a special, like a, like a two or two or three special episode slot where we all play as the DM chaos of the gods. All of you versus me.

1:04 Terrifying only if you play as the Prince so we can finish him off. Oh yes, he'll be the king at that point. Yes, he will. Perfect treason. Just hide. Yeah, no, we're. Anyway, we're. Playing our normal selves, we just wanted to mess with you a little. Bit yeah, I didn't even pick up on it. You did not pick up on. It Nope, I just went with it until I got the. Bell. You can put that clip at the back. Oh.

1:33 Dear. You don't. Even say my name right? I do like I. Maybe on a battlefield? Yeah, he definitely has his arms for shoulders like up and out my. Name is, I'm not a porn. I'm not being replied.

1:53 Falciferous nickname Broidy. Stop manipulating me.

2:01 Just stop it. Just stop manipulating me. Yeah, like a cross between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Skyrim God. Somebody steal your sweet ball. Let me guess. No Lolli Gaga. No Lolli gagging. I can't do the access that's established. I used to be an adventurer like you and never took another to the knee. She's testing her dice rolling. On the dice he's recording. Yeah, it's show about rolling dice, So yeah, keep it on the table if you're going to do that. Alex is being obnoxious. She's being obtuse.

2:40 Anyway, this went badly. Should we start? I feel really. Dizzy.

2:45 Yep. Would you like a window open or something? I could open a window. I could put a farm. We'll be able to. Hear it. A drink won't help with my dizziness. From a specific box and. Then I'll drink. I might have a. Click Go open the back door. It's. Warm, isn't it? Yeah, it's warm. That's because we're all sat very close to each other. I don't think. It's warm, small, warm house. It's deadly. We're mixing things up a bit this time. We're at my house. Yeah, it's been half term. I have been doing lots of family parenty things and I'm tired and can be asked to drive so I made everyone come here.

3:15 But that's fair, because here is where all my stuff is. You wait till we get to play at my house. I don't know where you live. She lives 20 minutes from me. At the end of March, Alex's parents are going to Paris, so she has a free host, you know. Where is the house? What's off them? You drive like. I literally said I would say it like. 20 minutes away from us, I know where. Swaffham. Is I do have 4. We only need to turn my headlights on down roasting the roads around here because I know there's no traffic.

3:46 Never is. 4 cats and a dog. 4 cats and a big dog. What I missed something? She has four cats. I was just saying I have 4:00. And one of my. Cats will insist, but you'll drive to us. I mean, I will drive you to Alex's so that you don't have to do the extra drive they're. Gonna get home. I'll walk it. I'll. Hang out with the naked guy in the forest.

4:10 I don't want to relive that. It was so bizarre. I swear to God I see his car so often. Which naked guy? Hang on, are we sorry about the same naked guy? I clearly hope so, because if there is multiple. Naked men in the. Forest. That's what I'm worried about. I'm talking. Naked men of Norfolk. I I I encountered a naked man in the forest when working for my previous employer, and my previous employer was not the naked man in the forest. Separate the two, however. You have to separate your previous employer from a naked.

4:46 Man. Well, if you've met him, no, stop that. Can't be enough.

4:54 You're already saying that because you're her previous employer. The sheep. The sheep for your. Business.

5:02 The sheep escaped. I went to get the sheep I came across a naked man. I didn't realise he was naked I just saw a man so I say can you give me a hand because I was there was 2 lambs and one ewe. Like I was trying to get the three together and I called him and said can you help me? And he stepped out into the path to help me but he would start bollock naked and I was like Oh my goodness it's like 3:00 in the afternoon why is there a naked man? So I said are you OK? Do you need some help? And then he grabbed his penis and said, no thanks, I'm fine.

5:31 And then hopped the barbed wire fence. Yeah, that's pretty much the noise. I mean, it's just quarters. You got to be confident. It was all very strange, deeply upsetting, and it turns out I was the second person that day that he had approached and touched himself in front of, and I filed a nice little tidy police report and they never caught him. And I'm assuming that's quite likely that? Yeah, I mean, I was just driving. Quite a young person. Yeah, I'm just standing next to a car on the side of the road naked.

5:58 Yeah. Naked. It's probably in the forest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like on the side, because there's just one big road to go through. Other people, have you noticed that? So usually us specifically. Yeah, well, no. People think they make it. Up. We're just unlucky. I'm so upset I've never been flashed. Like. OK, fine.

6:20 Quick roll roll. Yeah, the other side of a table. You won't see anything in there. 46 What does that do? Not enough help? Hang. On. Hang on, hang on. Nineteen. Yes, I would say fairly impressive. Hang on. Oh, nineteen. That is a cock die. You have to. Infect the cock? Yeah, check it out. Seven, it curves to the left. Anyway. Cock, this is right. This. Is it went downhill very quickly. I have a moment that can't be helped. Literally no control of my brain right now. It's soup. Your hair. You've got like a swooped fringe right now with the rest sticking up and it looks like you're in a boy.

7:02 Band and there's like. Looks like you're in an anime like. Yes to and all. Like a weird hair. Like some like alternative. Pop it'll be gone by the time we next see you because he's got to get a cut to go to the theatre next weekend. Yeah, my God, just to have your haircut to go to the theatre. Yeah, going with all his family. So he has to have his haircut. Why? Because he looks scruffy. When he shake your hair out, shake it out. He looks like a monk. This is excellent radio. He looks like a monk.

7:32 Yeah, it goes like mushrooming. OK, so last. Session failed Gallagher. He failed the. One I didn't want. The one I didn't want at the Oasis. I. Didn't look too cool for this shit. OK, let's roll for concentration, damn it. Yeah. Well. 2000. 10. That makes sense. It. Seems we are concentrating. We have concentration. Here let's go last time. Oh shit that could be the the like after show name for concentration I'd. Like that? Yeah, that's cool. Anyway, it was a six. And last time? Okay, time for a recap.

8:10 Last time in Panathea you guys left Priamus Mansion. On your way back to Amnest, you quickly encountered a baby dragon crying in the woods looking for it's mummy. Oh yeah, you agreed to help the baby dragon find his mummy eventually after sort of having to sue the butt hurt Bell's ego for a bit. Feel. Horrendously bad about me. So me. Which might have helped if you hadn't been immediately undone It it goes bagpipes out to play a jointly tune in the woods. It was immediately attacked by an hidden Archer, who Bell chased down and absolutely demolished pretty much instantly.

8:53 Killed that guy. Having started to pick his mood up a little bit, you guys made your way through the woods, found the lair that the mommy dragon was being kept in and being held prisoner by some armed thugs. Belle went to go and bust in action hero style, only to sort of be helped by Riff with a well-intentioned but badly aimed Sorcerer's Burst, which again, just kind of butt hurt Belle. Tried to hit me. Yeah, hey, Grassley, for like the third time. Had to calm everybody down. Great dip for my ex girls Eric.

9:27 Yes, well done for once. Yeah, the most useful thing he's ever done was stop Bell from killing riffs. Hugely. Do you know what it is? In reality? I am the middle child and so therefore I feel like you as a middle child, you have to have pretty good debating skills I feel. Like you were the cause of every argument. Yeah, but I didn't get in trouble for it. You guys did. Eventually you guys managed to get into the lair where you found a bunch of guys holding down a giant silver dragon with giant metal chains.

9:57 You had a long thrown out fight. Think I haven't finished editing it, but I'm pretty certain it was quite a long fight. Killed all of these guys. And that's where, oh, you eventually got around to asking the baby dragon what his name was. It was Razor Wing. Razor Wing. And that's where we are now. So the dust is settling. Everyone, I think is reasonably wounded, I think. I think you got hit. Really. 12 HP. OK, Belle and I think the baby dragon got hit quite a bit I'm. Still, at 24, that's what you get.

10:27 I've written a little dragon called Razor Wing and then underneath over it and let's do the primary up again. Why? Do you want to go home, HP? I can send you home. It says HP. Restored. Hell. Oh, yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What's happening? She's a teethling. She's going to hell. Got it? Yeah, I wrote HP restored because I gave someone bardic inspo. I gave it to Riv. Well, we'll. Didn't realise I'd only die. Have a long rest then. Seen as they're all dead in here, we probably. Just the dust settled.

11:00 How are we? Going to level that?

11:04 I asked. Because I'm desperate for like a fucking initiative. You won't get that on the level up. Yeah, you said I would. Well, you could improve your dexterity or maybe pick a feat I assume? I don't know. I haven't looked that far ahead. Is the dragon still tied down with chains? Yeah, you did nothing to help that situation. Now that now that the fight is over. Now that the fight is over, yeah. Strength check. I'm trying to pull out some of the chains. Yeah, yeah, I position myself. I want the dragon to fucking see that I'm actually helping it so that when it does start to come loose, it doesn't immediately start attacking us.

11:41 So it was sort of like riding around trying to force itself out of these chains, but you can kind of tell just looking at the situation, these chains were put here for this dragon, so it seems unlikely it's going to be able to break out. However, the kid was helping in the fight and as he sort of licks his wounds because he was like right up in the business with two of the guys for a while, he kind of looks his wounds, goes over, He's like, OK, Bob, these guys are with us. I'm gonna shout really loud and I'm like Bell.

12:09 No big Dragon's good. What? What? Are you doing? Oh wait, say that. That's fine. The dragon is injured putting it out of its misery. It's fine. How many chains are there? Yeah. So there's one on each of its limbs and one on its sort of neck, and they still like crossover and sort of press over his back. I'll go and try and get some of the lemon ones if you want to do the head. Are we working? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll try for the head because I can only. Use like heat and it probably better not to do that near his head.

12:47 I'm going to attempt a strength check to pull, but if it fails I'm swinging at it with my sword. I either break the chain or I kill the dragon one. Either way it's a win for me. Strength check. Well, when you say it's on its neck, is it like pinned over like that? Yeah, yeah. Like pinned over, like across its neck. OK, you got. Like a long snaky neck like. I've got a Nurofen high. I go over to one of the I'll go, I'll go over to the left, the left peg and I tried and I like tried to pull it out.

13:25 Look 6. That was. A good try. That was a good. Try the priest is going to come over and try and help you. Don't worry, Bo, I get wait. That's not, that's not. Don't worry, Bo, I ain't got. There you go. Are they like mops? No, they're just like pigs. Is there anyone else left around? Like a perception check or an investigation check is there? Anyone. And there are any people left around. No, you killed everybody. Can we not just get the keys off? Can we should not just? Take an investigation check.

13:53 13 What is it perception? Investigation. Yeah, investigation. No, I want to do. Perception right 13 I am proficient investigation I have +1 but this says -1 so does that mean that that number is just the same? No, it means it's 12, Yeah. I've paid. Attention, Jack. It's gonna be here forever. Well, because they don't have any keys on them. Yeah, because you can't find the keys. I will make a perception Jack 18. OK, Yeah. You found the keys. I don't know. It's ADC 30 to find the keys guys, come on.

14:30 No. Can we all roll together? If you're not ransacking, you're not doing it right, OK? Yeah, I guess by by sheer chance the guy about happens to go and rubbish in the pockets of has the keys to. So the chains where they're held down, they're like got a big stake in the ground that I wrapped around. But then there is like a lock, so like a padlock around it or going through the chain keeping them in place. And yeah, you find the keys to the dragon. Is it one key for all locks or is there a different?

15:03 Keys. There's 5 keys. Which one you need. We have AD 5 somewhere, don't we? No. Maybe. How? I feel like there's a way I could make this a game, but all it's going to do is really draw out if you want. AD 5. There you go, there's AD 5. I mean, yeah, but I would say. That's not I actually have AD 5. I would say you can just. It's 11 key for one key for everyone. Yeah, it takes some time. You go around and unlock all of the the various things and eventually these giant chains go limp Dragon. Sort of like where it's been arriving, it sort of lost its strength a little bit, sort of shakily pushes, pushes itself up, shakes the chains off his back, kind of like kind of flexes its its shoulders a little bit and then just lifts its head up through the top of this mound that you're in and just completely destroys the top of it, just rips it away.

16:04 Sunlight and mud pour down. So cool. And then? I don't get it. Are you are you really strong and this is a test or you're actually really weak and that was really. Easy.

16:19 It's weak. It has to look at you. Wow. Respect. The dragon dude. Why, it was chained by men and it destroyed the roof of a cave with great ease. Something is amiss here. Can I?

16:39 I'm assuming the big dragon can talk. The big dragon scowls about as he takes the piss and then starts to shrink and slowly shrinks down. That OK? Yeah, no, that's that's how you got capture. Fair enough. To human size that'd. Be a funny bit, if it had done that in the 1st place I could have got out of the chains. Maybe there was a reason they could not. Magic chain. Look at the chain. So again. Yes, I wish there was something. I had unlocked to make needless bloated. So again, this dragon is really strong and it was a test or this dragon has had a week and that was really easy.

17:16 Just say roll. My dice 19 on I'll. Put an. Appointment. Were you rolling? Oh, she was well. Snarky with you just fine. So can I roll my dice? I want to let's do like an on corner so 19. Yeah, OK. Yeah, This has got some kind of like, it feels kind of necrotic draining. Like you go, you seem like holding your hand over it. Try to feel for like a magic vibe and you just feel kind of weakened next to it. OK from the dragon. From the chains. Can I ask the dragon if it still feels weakened? Are you still weakened or, or does it sort of as soon as they come off, do they, does your powers like feel bad or whatever?

18:08 I feel much better, thank you. No worries.

18:13 Sorry, this dragon has a really manly Eastern European accent. She does, yes. I can't really do a female voice. That wasn't too bad.

18:25 And yeah, so she shrinks down to like human size, form quite tall, willowy. She's got like long waist length silver hair, piercing blue eyes, pale skin. Kind of hot. Oh yeah, she looks like. No, it's not that. She's she's not human sized. She's a human now, right? Yeah, yeah. I was like, Dragons don't have hair. So I was trying to connect the dots. You ever seen a hairy dragon? What? No, but dinosaurs had feathers. Exactly. Basically the same thing, White. Hair is it? She looks like whatever the actress that plays an Agatha in.

19:06 Oh, she's hot. Vikings. Yes, she looks like that. Yeah, but with silver hair. Doesn't matter. Yeah, I. Take it however she comes to be fresh.

19:18 I. We will learn something about me today. Nah, it's a human thing.

19:25 How did you How did you get here? What happened? I came to check on my lair and these assholes were waiting. Yeah, yeah. Assholes were waiting. I came in in this form, they ambushed me as I turned into my dragon form. They released the chains and I don't know who these assholes were, but they were waiting for me. They knew. They knew I was coming. I would normally assume that someone was coming to steal something from my port, but they were waiting for me. They didn't. They didn't seem like your typical treasure Steelers.

20:03 They want something I have. A question. Can I ask her a question? No, yes. She's she's the mother of the baby dragon. Yes. Did she lay the egg as a human or a dragon? Or did she give birth to like was it did it come eggless? I'm curious, I'm trying to ascertain if she's actually a dragon or actually a human. Well. From the books I've read, I'm pretty sure it's dragon egg. I'm just was she a dragon? Egg. No. This is. This is fair. This is Yeah, this is fair. This is. She's either a human that can transform into a dragon or a dragon that can transform into a human.

20:40 So she's either a human that gave birth to a human and the baby dragon is also a human dragon, or she's a dragon that had a dragon, but she can also turn into a human. I know I said the same words over and over again, but did you follow? To be clear, yes, I am a I'm a dragon, OK? OK, it's like. I assume I assume to this form because I thought it would be easier to talk to you like this. OK, I didn't know Dragons could do that. Not all of them can. I'm quite a powerful dragon. OK. OK, nice to me.

21:13 I'm trying to establish here I'm a huge dragon. Big deal. It's very. Powerful. OK, that was cool. I was just curious. Sorry. I asked about you anyway. Among my people who I appreciate, it's going to be confusing. Among Dragons, this is an unusual ability. OK that's all I needed. I just want if I didn't understand I'm sure there's lots of other people that how would that same as. To her child, a dragon the size of a cow. How? How would this? How would you give birth to this? Well, we don't know how how old that is.

21:41 Like it's a baby, but like how old? He's not very old. Your child's six and he's not the same size as he was when he was a baby, but he's still a child that's. True, I should have paid more attention. Thank you for asking my question without like, you know, killing me. Don't know, kill him. I. Could. First you guys like me and now you expect this dragon thing to kill me? I thought the Prince was standing. Can I ask your name? My name is. Sorry, one more time a leg of. Threat lag a threat lag a threat.

22:19 Yeah, I've met her before. No. You. Haven't. I know you'll have to. Edit When I wrote this I was watching Vikings obviously. Sorry, I just. Like hot. Dragon Lady. Hot dragon whore, this is how I get the nerds in you have babies with. Heart. There we go. Equals Hearts.

22:44 Thank you for saving me and my son. Obviously I have enemies out there. It's good to have some friends do. You know why then? Maybe they wanted anything from you. The Hyman old dragon with a lot of. Shits, they're just powerful, right? Yeah. I would assume somebody asked them to bring me in somewhere. I don't see why they would try to trap me. So I don't see why they would find my hoard and then try to trap me rather than just ransacking my hoard. The chains, these chains were probably quite big.

23:14 They probably took a look at effort to get them here so. Have you been ransacking farms? Villages. No, I was speaking to myself as a young driving I did, but. Can't help but think that we interrupted a different band of adventurers trying to take on a bounty. This this day might be an oops. My bad, as you might say. I don't know, I feel pretty good about it.

23:43 I killed a guy. I'm happy. Today's a good day. But can I? A lot of guys. Implications. A look at the people we've brutally murdered for letters, for insignias on their body, any tattoos, open toed sandals, just anything that might tell us why they're here and what they've come for. Yeah, make an investigation check. I will aid. Thanks. Oh, does that mean nothing wrong with advantage or? Usually about yourself, No, you come, you come off with advantage. I. Trust it could help. It could help. Could.

24:22 You help the balcony. The scrolling is. It's going to help me. Extreme scrolling. Doom scrolling. He's got a doom scroll. It was really interesting. I think the Great Wall of China is centuries older than they initially thought, and that's quite cool. I'm a historian and it caught my eye. I'm sorry. I'm not know how old that is well. Kind of fucked up. Anyway. Unnatural 20. Sorry. Yeah. So you ransack these ghost pockets, you find some gold. They're various weapons, you know, trinkets and so on.

24:56 You don't. No, no. Come on now, play the game, pop play. So inventory list. Yeah. Right, you find 100 gold. Oh. Me and the money. On the guys, that's what. Fucking talking about are. You good tonight? But that's in like in coin, in like jewellery and stuff they were wearing. Which we will split three. Ways so through the jewellery. They have whatever weapons that they had, so a combination of swords, daggers, crossbows, etcetera. So anything you would want to take from that you can I. Want a crossbow?

25:30 Can I have a? Crossbow. You can have a crossbow. Are you proficient? Doesn't matter. Oh, sick. I mean, she's still use it, can't you? For sure armour training like. Dagger No. Yeah, so I can't have a crossbow. No, you can't. You can have a crossbow, just you might have a sober fish. We'll cover that later. I'll look at. I'm taking the crossbow. Take the cross you have. A take a crossbow. I would say don't take it. You could take a a scimitar or something. I don't know if you can use other weapons.

25:58 No, I never fucking. OK, cool. Yeah, spend all my time passion tashes and vicious and stuff. So don't. You also find a like a scroll, but it's in a language you don't really understand. Does. The dragon understand. What's the language? You pass the load to the dragon and it's all in like, like little pictures. These are little pictures. Sign language. Luckily for you, I've got. Some you like this you guys? It's embryo. Like attacks look so as you guys. Oh curious. It's the language of never set and toss it.

26:41 It's a long way from here. Language of sorry. Can you boot up MEB asset MEB? Make a general intelligence or wisdom check to see if you know what that is? Neither. Of these have never helped me.

26:58 +1 for 19. General Intelligence. Yeah, always doing whichever's higher. Flight 18. Pretty good, so 81818180. Rolled in 11, but it says -1 so that's 10, right? I know. Fuck all, yeah. Again. That's that's OK. Rick's stunning Rick. Sorry. Well, Rick Astley isn't it? IK is stunning. He's just. Dumb as fuck. He's like typical jock. You don't care about the Wilder twin? Yeah, just. Care about money? Hasn't affected you, Hasn't. You haven't needed to know. It's fine. These guys, Riv as a sailor you would know, and Bell as someone here is involved or around people involved in foreign policy.

27:45 You know, the mother set is a very distant land. It's a land of deserts, of giant lizards and Dragons. So cool. And Agathrax kind of looks at the nurse. She's like it is a bounty from my head. Called it. Well, I don't think it's going to be a problem because we're never going to fucking travel that far, are we? We've still got Prince Twinkle toes. If it's OK with you, I would take the note. I would like to investigate it myself if it's OK. I'd like to hand myself in and claim the rule. I would like to investigate and maybe find out who's trying to take my head so that I could take this sounds.

28:23 Good, Absolutely. Fair enough. Thank. You she takes this girl, really stuffs it in her coat. I go. I I appreciate your discretion. You have to explain what you did because it's a podcast. I zip my mouth shut, lock it, and throw out the key. I go, and I'll keep all your secrets. I go. Silence. There is a lot of things where she says I do one of these or I give it one of those and it doesn't action and it's like the. Problem I made for the TV.

28:56 Yeah, she's like, I, I appreciate your discretion. I'll tell you what, I have quite a lot of boot here. It's obviously compromised now I'm going to have to figure out how to move it. But you could take take some things and she's off goes and rummages around and she picks up a couple of things and she sort of like just dumps in on it. A fairly ornate looking table that she's looted from somewhere, the top of The Cave. Good taste. But she puts on there a small leather bag, a cloak that is green on the back, blue on the inside and has kind of like gold trim and two like huge, heavy looking like gauntlets.

29:46 They're like they're moulded to look like huge fists that would fit around your hands. And then they have straps, they would strap them in place. So you, you would have kind of like free movement of your fingers. But then you have these huge metal plates. It's just the gauntlets would provide the wearer with great strength, the cloak right? The wearer with safety protection. I. Just need to dress the Prince. Up the bag, Prince. Does not get my cloak. Safe.

30:17 The bag is, I feel, just a bit of fun, but it is fainted I feel. Can I look inside the bag? You can look inside the bag, there are a bunch of beans like kidney beans. Can I ask her if these are the ones where you might get like a strawberry and then might get like? Every flavour beans I've. Got PTSD? I wouldn't eat them, they are special. I put the beam back in the.

30:57 Back Bell takes the gauntlets of ogre strength. Yeah. And I don't have a book handy at score 19. That's plus 5 + 4 + 4. I've written that above my natural score, just in case we ever get, like, captured and it's taken off and I have to, like, remember. Oh yeah, I don't know those. Anymore. Luckily, my cloak will never get taken from me. I will die protecting, die protecting my cloak of protection. So how much gold did we get altogether, 500? Yeah, 500 gold. So how much is 500 split three ways? Because I'm not.

31:37 Going into bloody hell, OK, you get. He's got enough money. Why are we splitting it five ways? Three sorry, that's can you put a thing in the bitch job? So. Well, This is why I said you should pay it like at the end of each episode. So how? Because the things online. So 500 / 3 is 1.6666666. 66 would you add to it to make it divisible by three or is it 500 becomes you've got 600 gold, you find 600 gold. Cool. So that's. 200 each. 200.8. Yeah, it's OK, I didn't want any anyway. You. You are part of the problem.

32:22 You have so much money. He actually doesn't. Anan's is in. Anan's is in a bit of debt right now. What? No, he's been a big deal with how the country is flourishing. One day you'll learn about the word propaganda. What? What day is that day? Oh no. Can I go back up to the dragon lady and just ask her if if there's anything else she needs? No, like my phone number not checking. Not her silence. Yeah, she has you a sending stone until you get hold of me. Cool.

33:12 I I assume that you're a very well travelled individual. I'm getting death threats from another continent, so yes. Do you? Right, got home. I tried so hard to. Do you have any knowledge of the language of Under Dark? Under common. Under common. Yes. Deviled, you're right. I really should have gone for under common, yeah. It would have been. It makes no. Sense do I not have under common as a? No, we did this before. I took it's like 20 minutes to find it in the book. I don't know why I'm talking like this now.

33:49 Can I? Belle. We're talking like the Prince, I suppose, which is what often. Happens Bellsophilus pulls out a scroll. Can you translate this? I was going to ask the advisors and anions, but seeing as you have knowledge, I. Could give it a go. She looks at this document. She's going to change for a bitch. Is that? No, this is Where did you get this? It's quite interesting. This was recovered from a creature dwelling who had who were said to be worshipping a strange God. They were chanting ula Chorus, she thinks.

34:27 For me it's like, oh. Yeah, that. That would make sense. So you where did where did exactly did you get the the rubbing from? The A little village down the coast it was. From the fish people. From the fish people. But oh, from the altar. The altar fuck. We got it from an altar. Yeah, that makes sense. It was. So the fish creatures you describe, they are called quarter. They are awful little creatures, but they possess really. Gummy No. No, no, no, no.

35:02 No. No, she shudders a bit. Yeah, all over my shoes, man. Sock. Literally, they possess remarkable power in that they can practically will a God into being 0. That's not cool. The inscription on the bottom of the altar is essentially like a ritual prayer. So it sounds like you interrupted A ritual designed to build a God, make a God, resurrect a God. I don't know exactly, but what Shirez? Shirez was a she was one of one of Genesis's wives back in the day. She's a little bit different. Not a great match, but the Genesis I had said it stood her own, I suppose.

36:04 So would they be trying to will her into existence as a God? Is that the vibe or? She thinks for a minute, seems it seems like that's probably what they were doing. She was in Nymph so she was powerful, but she if she thought she had access to more powers and the only reason why she wouldn't be asking these preachers to do the job for her, I'm not sure how the gods would have would see that Zeus tends to. Has this been like a problem before? Has there been a God that's been? There was she kind of like grievances a bit 1000 years ago.

36:54 There was a bit of a bust up between the gods. Hera sort of tried to rebel against Zeus. She convinced quite a lot of the gods to see come to her side. But Zeus is is, you know, Zeus, he's in charge for a reason. So you know, they they didn't win. Couldn't tell you what side Cherise was on to be honest. The initiatives was on Zeus's side but. They were sacrificing children. Well, yeah. Holy shit, it's dark. Is that normal? I mean, they're easier to. Capture I suppose, but. Jesus. Yeah, that. Depends.

37:38 I suppose Cherus had demanded that you wanted children, then? I suppose so. Is Cherus in any way affiliated or connected to Thanatos? Not as far as I'm aware. Cherus was. She's a wife of DNS. Yes, she was. At one point they were inseparable, but shortly after Harry's rebellion they sort of fell out of favour. I haven't really heard much of her since then. Admittedly, it's been a while since I hung out with the gods. Dope that you've even hung out with them.

38:16 And that's all they're cracked up to be, a lot of them. Kind of a flex. I tell you, there's a great club, honestly. Made you have.

38:28 She saw like bats in there, shucks.

38:33 Are you sure you're not supposed to be playing as eggs today?

38:38 A very bad luck of you to just hit on anything as. Well. Hey. There is a great club in in Amnesty Club. It's a club. It's a best club in Amnesty. It has the best drinks, the best music, and quite often the gods hang out there as well. It's been there a lot longer than the city, obviously. They just so happened to build. I think it's like a 711 or something directly over the top of it. Yeah, for sure happens to the best. AVIIXI, it's ancient Greek. You said A7. 11 Why would the ancient Greeks be using Roman numerals?

39:16 So you said 711, so I said VIIXI. OK, good jokes. Yes, ruined it. I'm sorry it doesn't make sense in the hope that's. Why it's called idiots.

39:31 I've been misrepresented. To be fair with the flirting thing, I am chaotic good. And charisma best. I don't know if it's just dragon lady. Hello, you might not have seen me. I was originally like 30 foot tall. I shrunk. Down to I asked you about laying eggs and stuff. Well, that's true. It has a migraine, OK. It's been a long day. Yeah, cool. Well, I got your setting stone, so I'll. Yes, I'll, I'll probably hang around the pen of towns for a little bit, do some research, see if I can figure out who's trying to kill me.

40:06 Fair. But yours? Well, if there's any good information that you feel like we should probably know then. She strikes. She's like, no, I mean, when you're doing your research. Oh. Of course, apologies, I'll be there. I'll give you quite a bit of a ward up there, so. You're all good, dude.

40:27 OK, well have a nice journey. If you don't mind. I've got to tidy up the place a little bit. I could back everything up. Obviously my lair is not secure now. Have a nice life, right? Maybe she. Can't tell us to fuck off. Maybe see you in aminous and she like wings in like elbow, not just ribs elbow in aminous maybe man, come on, I'm right here. That's a promise. We do need to go.

41:00 You said hot dragon lady, and I just had. Thick groans and vomits on your feet. She turns thick. Still got it.

41:10 She's a fan. I've gone bright red. Because she else needs to say something for her. Just don't accept Riff. Does she know who you are? Do you remember 16 on History, which is going to be way higher? That's yeah, I guess she's probably heard of it crashly. She scratches. Her head to admit it. Do you Do you want something signed? Sorry. Oh.

41:33 You are standing before the fame Bard in crashly.

41:38 So like, she's all like, leans down and is like padding, like patting on the floor trying to find something and like, grabs like the shirt of one of the guys you killed. It's just like, rips it off. Oh, yes, please. If you could sign this. Who should I make it out to? I know her name's like, I thought she might want it for the kids, you know? Kids make it out, dear. Raise a wing. Yeah. Mommy loves you very much. I thought you would like this. It is from Ick. A global superstar sensation, The one the only Pitt, Grassley.

42:14 Can I roll if I know knew if it Grassley was famous? Yeah, I make an inside check, I suppose to see if it's obvious, like a frank knows who he is. That's a four. Yeah, you, but I.

42:28 Heard my name. It's all coming together for you slowly. Yeah, OK, Yeah, there's this dragon, super hot dragon lady who has just told you that she hangs out in a nightclub with other gods. He's asking for his autographs. I'm signing his autograph and throwing looks at Rev over my shoulder. It's stealing my Thunder. Here you go. Thank you very much. I can steal hers, thank. You very much no. No. No, no, no. My. Son, I can my. Son will love it I. Can. I can steal X Thunder if I. Can steal my Thunder.

43:02 No, no, no, it's fine. I've got. I've got enough. Because how would you have survived in this cave for so long if it were not for the gladiatorial champion Belsophilus? And and with. OK, quite like you all, but if you could please leave me off. Yeah, we're going to go. You're making it kind of awkward. Yeah, Yeah. For sure, for sure, for sure. Isn't that we were humbly here? I don't understand. Anyway, take you all. Please get out a. Bow and then leave. Yeah, you head back out onto the road. Oh.

43:36 You know if it's ick and I was like, I didn't know you were so. Handsome. Big famous. Yeah, yeah. Damn he's like 7 foot. Tall man, I'm a. 7 foot tall giant and it's huge. No one with some. Bagpipes. Maybe you miss the size is the most obvious thing. Oh, do you want an autograph? Yeah, I do actually allow. Can I handle the prints?

44:07 I'm joking. That's so weird. Can I get to sign a dagger? I wait on the handle if that's cool. Yeah, I'm going to rename my dagger. Ick.

44:22 She's going to keep stabbing people with. Ick, yeah. God there we. Go. Thanks.

44:30 Thanks Bugs. I mean, now do I realise what you were doing? That was very clever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's done that a couple of times. Talked over it, but yeah. Yeah, she's done that a couple of times. You can tell what it's worth. That scribbling thing. Yeah, we're. Making. Those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coincidentally enough, we are on our way to amnesty, aren't we? Because it's the next. Step Yeah, we're about to convince you that the uncles bat shit. He's not. Regicide. No, that's not one that's. I'm working on it.

45:02 That's not what happened. Here for the info I got sucked into some situation I wanted Buckle to do with. OK, I really like the name of the song. Regicidal. You were there, yeah. OK. I stop playing the drums on the the tree. He won't see. No, I'm scared. I'm helping it with. The new I can now that she's realised that I'm famous, she's becoming like a fangirl and I am a Bard, so I will. We don't need a groupie. Hey, call me. Bards, we're here to support and slay. I'm the manager. Team that time it Grassley and the team.

45:44 That I wouldn't go from here. We're walking to an end. I have.

45:50 To navigate. I mean, yeah, you're right, we are walking to an end, but it's a very long way, so stop off and. Stop an end Do you want to find somewhere for a long. Rest Can I not be healed any other way? Well, we need a longer. I need spell slots back. OK. Yes, keep using that tides of chaos for some reason. Oh, to prove that his life is a lie? Yeah, for sure, for sure. I've got a long rest before. I kept, I kept saying not to do it. Well, yeah, actually you did. Uncle knows Belle is. Oh, that one, it's my opposite.

46:22 What did she write? It wasn't nice. It was something I came to. No, it's something I came to the conclusion of and that went, that's not great podcast. So I'm assuming it's a bit of spoiler. Oh OK, you got back quicker than the audience. Got there cooking to the fucking player. It's my character, it's my back story, but I don't know. Oh yeah, he's being used, yeah. He's not. Yeah, I know. I remember you saying that, Yeah. Yeah. Is Uncle in alliance with Katie's? Is there a bigger plan in play? Treason.

46:58 No. Can we please? Stop saying treason. It's not even been a month since the king has died. You're being very disrespectful for the crap. My my new album is going to be called Treason All Regicide. Sick bro. It feels like you're going to. Love it. Treason All Regicide by it, Grassley and the Team Nap Time Band. Oh my God, I'm going to. Can I learn an instrument?

47:23 You're travelling with a. Bar, I mean, yeah, you're about to have a long rest. Oh. My God, while we have long rests, we can take first watch and you can start to teach me an instrument. OK, what do you want to learn? I'll do it. All goes well with the back plates. Oh yeah, I'll do fiddle. Maybe cello. No, it's a big instrument. I'll do the fiddle. You have to lock the fucking thing around with you. Fucking double bass upon me. Yeah, you're rolling yourself cheques at disadvantage for that, no? OK, cool.

47:47 You guys set off back down the road towards Amnest. You had a busy day. Sun starts to go down. You set up Camp Bell, you go to sleep. To the girls, the Tones. I'm an absolute novice. I need to play the violin.

48:06 I know I've got this, I just start fucking it instead. Oh, bizarro, bizarro. Something like that. Anyway, go. And that's, well, we're in the episode. Thank you everybody for listening. As always, like subscribe, comment, follow. Yeah, sixornined&[email protected] is the e-mail. Does anybody have anything that you need to discuss? Well, when we eventually get there, we'll have our own social media that we can actually. Yeah, You know what, we, I've been clearing out the garage, so we're going to probably set up a recording space in the garage here at some point, get some soundproofing down.

48:55 There's a random like a blind, which we're either going to use to staple to the roof so we don't inhale asbestos, or we could use it as a blue screen for editing photos. I don't know. But yeah, that's that's all going well. Going to recommend a different charity because March is endo awareness but by the time the stuff that. Comes out, it's going to be like August. Probably. Who fucking knows? I. Would have missed. It endo awareness is a good good charity I assume. Well, endometriosis, Endometriosis UK.

49:28 It's a badly understood condition which effects like a 10th of women in the fucking world and yet there's no good cure or. There's no treatment. Treatment or anything, It sucks but while we're on charity, obviously support my charity thing. I'll put a link to my just giving page and show notes. Click on that. But it's. The last episode to mention it because when this comes out it'll be August, so you'd have done the walk. I think it will. That's right. Oh, we'll figure it out. One a week, 1 a week.

49:57 We're in February A. Month after the walk to. Oh, OK, yeah. You do, and words of wisdom here. I'm sitting at about 260 LB. What are you on at the moment, Ruth? Just over. A. 1000 that was just so I can hear it. Just over 1000 lbs. Yeah, like it's my wanker. Brilliant looks. Like your wife gets to beat you. Yeah, save me. She's kicking my ass, obviously. So come on, guys, help me claim back some pride. It's emasculating being me enough as it is. So help. On that note, we will go now. Bye everybody.

50:35 Bye.

50:48 Bye bye. The anticipation she. Did the intake as I preferred to speak.

50:56 OK, hello and welcome to his eBay 6 and fuck after all that. Put that at the end of the episode. Is that a six round? Fuck, I'm just. Applying for a job? Perfect timing.