Panatheon 21: G.O.A.T.s

0:01 Hello and. Welcome to its 8609 And that was AD and D podcast made by idiots. My name is Macaw. I'm here with Maria Nicholson. I'm playing it Grassley. Carl Nicholson. I'm playing Belsaphilis. And Alistair Sherman do. You know what? Yeah. Look. That's not her name. Apparently it is. It was today. Alistair, I'll take it. Today it is. It's fine. Sorry, who are you playing, Alistair? I'm playing Rev. OK, good. That's the main thing. That's the main thing. No one actually gives a shit about your name.

0:38 That's the rubber ducky with a Christmas hat. Oh my. God. Excellent. What? Look at your heads. I showed up and I didn't get a rubber ducky in a Christmas. Hat and you don't know what the name is. He collects rubber ducks, so that's. Yeah. Rubber ducks on the top as the Topper on their wedding cake. Incredible. Yeah, rubber ducks are awesome, and this one is great. Excellent. Well, I earned this. I'm going home. And Abby Doozy. And thanks. For coming. Yes. How are we all doing? Hot, yeah. It's back in the.

1:12 Studio again. It's 35° outside at 8:00 at night which is insane. Rancid. It's awful. There's no air in studio, as discussed. There's nowhere outside. Yeah, it's it's awful. Yeah, I was reading, I'll say to you guys, yeah, I was reading a thing that literally said that we're running out of cool summary evenings because the world is fucked. But let's get over that with some levity. And some escapism and. My favourite. Used to do with this. I reckon by the time this comes out we'd piss it down with rain again anyway, won't it?

1:43 People will be like, Oh yeah, do you remember when it was like really, really hot? Where'd that go? No, I think that's going to be it for the rest of time now. Don't. I can't. Officially hit that point and we. Yeah, yeah. It's. Only July as well, so we've still got all of August and then September it's gonna be a second hot, and in October it'll probably carry on. And then November you'll have insane flash floods and everything be underwater. Like I remember it didn't really get fucking like horrible cold until mid November.

2:10 Like it was still relatively comfortable. Throughout. October. Was like mild and then January like I woke up one day and it was like. Ice 5 foot. Snow, I mean. We were in Scotland in October and it was roasting. Yeah, it was not good. Oh, how was. Good. Was it Scotland where you were this? Week. No, we went to Wales. Went to North Wales to see cars. Here on my. Own. It was good, yeah. Sorry. Good. Very good. It was very good. Got to see my brother, got to see my my little niece. Our. Our little niece.

2:41 Ours. Yours. Mine. She doesn't cry when I hold her. Yeah, she hates me, but that's like. We call them Uncle Jafar. Jafar.

2:50 We did a hike to a waterfall. Yeah. We took Mavi to the beach for the first time.

3:05 And that's. You're a Labrador. Retriever and you're literally bred for it. That's fair. OK, Labrador retrievers are allowed in the sea, but as far as I'm aware most people want bred for the sea. There are those people that live on like them, like floating islands or whatever that can like sea underwater and hold their breath for an insane amount of time. But I'm just undermining my own argument here. Should we? Do this, yeah. Wales was lovely. Thanks. Yeah. Shannah, I just wanted to say because the episode will have gone out right now, Belle's back story.

3:33 Yeah, chess kiss. Oh, thank you. First, very good. I listened to it. I was trying to sleep, but I couldn't sleep. And it was kind of weird because it was like my brother was reading me a bedtime story. But it was good. I really enjoyed it. I didn't fall asleep. I listened to the whole thing. So credit to you because I had taken a sleeping pill. I very rarely would accuse myself of being a perfectionist, but there's already stuff in it that annoys the shit out of me. I thought I thought it was good, but Alex hasn't listened to it.

4:00 I I should this is my but? I kind of want to learn. Those back. Stories. You. Need it doing. Ohhh yeah, yeah, no, you you need to listen to to it to get away. Such a cock. But I was also listening to when we actually did it right. So I've got notes. About your story. No, no, no. There's so much more than it's a 36 minute deep dive into his. Back. Yeah, everybody listen to my. Short story. It's a special. It's a special, but it's Part 1. Part 2 will be revealed. When we worked out what I'm gonna do next time, you will fuck off and leave me at home on my own.

4:32 So do you recap? Please yes. Yeah, OK. Let's get into it last time you guys finally left Atmos on your way to FASSE. And. Fame As you enjoyed a nice little dump about Fasse, the region and it's history, you encountered a Wild West themed village with a problem. Their. Giant goats had gone missing. The worst. Yeah, I know you partnered up with a gang of team of adventurers that you accused multiple times of being the goat feats themselves whilst hunting down the goats and the goat Russells. I assume you set up camp for the night and learn all about Knowles.

5:07 Guess what happened next? That. Was a big. Noel Knowles. Knowles. Attacked your camp. Ick used his actual abilities to control the battlefield. Riv. Wild magic all over the place and Bell owned with the Sentinel ability, which we were definitely doing wrong. I've worked out why we fucked it up. That's what it says. It says something like you can do as a reaction or like, I can't remember the wording, but when we looked at it in a moment, I don't think it makes too much. No, I don't think it makes too much.

5:39 I can do. I can. I can make a reaction attack to anything that's attacking me or anyone else within range. Allies. Allies, yeah. Yeah, no. And so I looked up the wording for the book because I'm so sure it was wrong and I can't remember the exact wording that I worked out. But basically because you're doing it as a reaction in the back of the book where the glossary is, it specifically states a reaction is like a like a specific thing. So you only get one reaction per turn. Which I know, but I feel like the wording of the Sentinel in a book tripped me up and that's why I didn't notice it.

6:13 I mean. But yes, but you can still do it like. No, no, screw it. That's what that's what it says in the book. So I I then that would be so. Up if you could do it every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our our killing skill, as always, is having not read the book, but I have read the book now. So you can do it once per time. OK, that's fine. It's still horrendous because again, you guys will still stand next to each other and I still have to run through Bell to attack anybody, which is annoying. I take it, I take my, I take great pleasure being at the forefront.

6:46 Problem. I drew a heart on my arm but it went wrong and now it looks like a bum. But I thought I got away with it and when I looked up Alex, just like shake it ahead at me. Now she's got a giant mole. Yeah, I was trying to draw a heart and looks like a kidney bean anyway. OK, anyway, and that's where we are. Now I have one thing to add. No, no, it's good. What sort of We were sent some fan mail and I left it at home, but the next? Time. It came from the person that emailed us. You know, we had that e-mail feedback.

7:25 Oh the anti Nazi. Yeah, yeah. Called Antifa. Yeah, something like. That that's Reggie's new nickname is Antifa Reggie. And they've they've sent a present. I've been told it's for Riff specifically. So after all that work I've put. It like it came addressed to six or nine, which was lovely. I did leave it at home. So the next the next episode or potentially the one after that, but I think the next episode it will be here and we'll open it. OK. Oh, we haven't opened it yet. I haven't opened it. I'm saving it for the podcast.

7:57 So I'm pissed off that I forgot it. And that could be a special on camera session. Nobody wants to be on camera. I'm coming. Up with these ideas Yeah, I just I left it literally by the back door as so that when I picked up my car keys it'll pick it up and I still didn't pick it up. So I also absolutely think we're missing the most amazing thing that happened last session. I wild magic dinner Unicorn. You did, I missed that. That's a good point. You absolutely brought a Unicorn into existence. Is it just?

8:27 Here, now we all go. There's. A Unicorn. How long don't worry about stay for? Don't know. We'll see. I don't know what magic does. Like it's just they're like, fuck yeah. Feel like it's. What's my animal handling I'm. Freezer. It says it only lasts for a minute, but I'm willing to let. It I have +3 on animal handling. Roll the tame. Can I Can I roll to ride? Yeah, so yeah, Bell, yes, fuck Bell owned with the centre. Of the day. Which? Was it's. 20. Sorry. It's also on the floor and I haven't feel like I don't even know what you rolled I. Wanted to kill on the Unicorn and I have +3 animal handling.

9:05 How old does IK Rashley have +3 to? Animal. Handling. Can't answer my question. Oh fucking how can I have my toes? Because it's wisdom. I just. But even then, as a as a bar, that does not make sense. You know. It's Rashley. Doesn't make any sense. You roll your dice and and Rick Astley's face comes up. So does that role count? Am I on the back of the Unicorn? No whispering and in tear like. I'm never gonna give you up. Really. Can't you be finished? The recap at the. Beginning. I definitely think the Unicorn has to disappear at some point.

9:41 Fuck off. Unicorn's an evil creature, has the right to choose its rider. It's my Unicorn. You can fuck off. I brought it here. Yeah, and you don't want it. Yeah, well, I crossed. Thunder clap on you so your mum casts Thunder clap. Children.

9:58 Sorry, I didn't mean it. I actually. I've spent the last year and a half sailing around the world with the Prince and you are due to a bickering more than he cries. That's that's, that's funny. So shut. Up. I saw that world on the 10. You you bicker quite You're probably the biggest bitch in the group I. Am he is? To be fair, yeah. I am, he is. Oh, he's getting lost. Start referring. Start referring to myself in third person. So out. Of a bow. Doesn't. Just this suit of. So we're not initiative, we're not fighting.

10:38 No, right, I'm fine. Sick. So are we just going back to the watches then? Because yeah, well, yeah, the fight ends. Is that that now? There's now a Unicorn in the camp. Oh my God. Calm down. Have you seen have you seen the the eddies of stand up where he does the horse whispering and he's like, that's that's what I say. He's like, I'm talking to a horse. I'm like, this is it right now? He's like, hello? You can roll to try and ride it or. I already rolled A20 but whatever. 18/19/2021 I'm on the Unicorn.

11:20 I'm like like I said, I'm whispering in his ear. I'm never going to give you up. What happens if this happens again and like get another Unicorn? I'm gonna have a. We sorry to say, but we lock you up and then we torture you and then we make a look into a business selling Unicorn. Where? Wait. Wait, hang on. A minute Why are you locked up? Why would I want you to be anywhere other than a place where it's a small? Tiny. Question where you can just continuously wild magic unicorns? In Texas, that's going to happen every time.

11:53 That's why we. Need somebody you're just forcing false life and doing it all the time, so we just just keep asking you to read stuff and see if you can figure it out are. We still in the Wild West? Town. Or are we in a forest somewhere now? In the forest. You're in. You're in the yeah, like grassland. OK cool. Then I want to take the the Unicorn and go and round up some cattle. What? OK. Or Dragons or whatever I want to take Cowboy I. Already forgot was the unicorns twice. We wait. Until we get the goats.

12:22 Oh yeah. Oh, I'm gonna get the goats. Well, let's sleep first. The Unicorn acclimatised to where it's now suddenly appeared. I just like the idea. I just like the idea of riding it. Giant. 7 foot fucking hill giant. I'm like, Oh my God. It's just kind of cruel. I don't like this at. All like shut up. Your legs are like you're having to like bend your up at the knee to keep them off the ground. Stacy. Stacy, hang on, is that a man Stacy or a female Stacy is you get both? Maybe I am both, you don't know.

12:59 That's fair and non binary Stacey. Look how aggressive we are. Yeah, yeah, it has. Its main is like a rainbow, but it's specifically the trans flag. Anyway, Yeah, you're really. Oh, you are riding Stacey. Stacey D and all riding Stacey. Do you want to do first watch then while you're riding, Stacey? Yeah, we're just right. I think me and Ben is going to sleep. We're going to do a counter. Stacey, you ready? OK, cool. Fucking miss horse riding man, so excited me and Dick, we're here for it. OK. Did you?

13:35 Yeah, Mendelschay. God, you're so fucking middle class. You used to. As well Did I? Used to ride biscuit. Biscuit used to ride Biscuit, I used to ride Fonzie. Biscuit a horse, presumably? Well. She was more of a pony. You rode a pony. I don't remember ever riding a horse. It's. Because you ride a pony. Caved Shit, now I think about it, that makes sense. It's. Because you caved your head in. Riding a horse. No, when you were a teenage you caved your head and now you just don't remember stuff. Okay, cool, I genuinely don't remember riding a horse ever in my life.

14:07 You. Tried Biscuit. She was like ginger with a blomaine. Oh well, yeah, that. Baby, well, you didn't come to the horse riding with me and Dad in France. Yeah, you didn't come riding with me and Dad in France. Oh God, listen to us. It's barren. Listen to us. It's barren garlic. I miss riding a horse. Oh yes. Oh, you. Never actually came riding. With us in this out of France. Didn't you? No, no. No, I was too busy doing archery and fishing. Or whatever. You were kayaking. Kayaking, of course, there was higher.

14:38 Lower than 12. Yeah, good. Anyway, what's happening? Everyone's rolling dice about stuff. What's happening higher? Is it? Who gets to tell us to shut up? Sorry, we're really pretentious apparently. You guys having your own little weird middle middle class conversation? We're playing higher or lower anyway. So me and Tracy are cantering around and I'm whipping her to make her go faster and I'm oh and whipping them so go faster and I'm like, do you like that you've got a not. Yeah.

15:12 Yeah Alex, will the people keep shame? I didn't think when I tell you I don't miss liberal it crassly and Stacey are cantering around is one of the other the knock off team going to stay up as well. Are we doing? Oh yeah, right. Don't. Care if ick is? Giddy is. If ick is on, you actually like a scimitar Man's turns to be awake, isn't it? OK, well. You had a name somewhere. Is that is that gangly guy or short stack? That's the other. One knock off bow? No, because I had knock off bow. That's me. Oh, no, there's a bow guy.

15:49 That's right. Oh yeah. Gangly man. Sorry. So Lucas, they all have names, obviously, I David backstories. That's. Why very much need long rest so can can it ask Stacy legitimate question what it was like where they came from because as far as we're concerned they just. My God, it isn't a land of rainbows and unicorns. Sounds amazing, do we need a king? Did you open up a portal to the Faye? I could. Be I could be the king of rainbow.

16:22 We tend not to. Believe in like factory articles, structures and. Yeah, sorry, we're not being political, everybody. Could just do what they want. To be political about that. Today. Did the heat? I'm telling you, I'm fucking cooking from the inside out. Did you come from the Fae? What are you fucking doing here? We're galloping around a field. How are you keeping up? I've. Just. Taken a lot of just in case anyone like you've got coconut shells, I've got a monkey fight so. You come from the fact.

16:54 Just put a scratch, my Lord. I guess I did, yeah. Yeah, I put up a ball to the fact. You were asking the wrong person. How did you ask that question? You'll know where fucking. Nervous. Maybe you circled around, came back to the camp. We're having a chat before we go to sleep anyway. Where they just walk around a little pen. Yeah, go to the letter K looking. Do you remember doing that shit? No, you know I don't. You both horses. Yeah. Yeah. You remember they put random letters up and you have to turn your horse to go to the letter they want you to.

17:25 No, I never did. That you. Sorry, amateur. Apparently you couldn't follow left or right. No, I used to I I used to show jump and I started off by doing the lettuce. Fuck off. Did you show? How is this an entire? Thing that I just don't remember. My you were in college. It was a whole deal. Because Fonzie used to. I think Gary Fonzie used to pass. Fonzie used to pass. Window every time they went over a jump. The horse, right? Yeah. And then? Did we own a horse? No, it was the stables horse. Right.

17:58 Go. Yeah, OK. We. Slightly we had Khan but when we were children. Yeah, we heard the horses. We had a horse. Who did you have a horse? During COVID, he used to be ridden by the person that played Saint George at Glastonbury. Glastonbury Saint George fights a dragon and he used to be the. Music Festival. Yeah, he also used to pull, Yeah, he also used to pull the Mid Suffolk Light Railway, yes, Yeah, the they used to do events with like old cars and shit would turn out. Probably still do. Yeah. They had one that was like a horse pulled milk waggon and he was the horse that pulled the milk waggon.

18:30 Literally all we've done so far as you walking around on the fucking Unicorn. You asked the question. I know, but so you're riding around on this Unicorn and then disappears? Make a perception check 15. So I'm not quite aware that you're. Right, you're riding this Unicorn. Like when I was a little girl. Even touching the floor. Yeah, yeah, you're like a kid on one of them balance bikes. I am I still going? I have AI have a question. Every time that happens, does the same Unicorn come? Back I guess.

19:11 As a? As a. Great. Question. As you're like peddling alongside yours, we could make Stacey. Unicorn T-shirts. Stacey goes in a puff of rainbow clouds. Just carry on going with nothing between my legs, yeah? As you as you slowly realise that the unicorn's gone, you look up and you see like scuttling into the underbush, a Unicorn running away. Just so all aware, I have assumed that I'm napping and have taken a long rest after all that. After all that. I was nearly dead. I needed a. Nap. Nothing happens on my watch though, right?

19:50 Yeah, no more Knowles. It's serious. OK, Fuck you. Who's next on watch? I think it was the last one. Oh, OK. We still have the points with us, don't we? Yeah, roll a perception. Check I just continuously. No, no dragging the Prince away, that was, that was a joke. He hasn't. I mean, you can't fine. Come it. Prince is fine anyways anyway. So nothing happens on my watch. No, no, you ride the Unicorn for a bit, it disappears, but only to run off into the shadows and. Carry on gallifing around the field having a whale.

20:30 Of time. Yeah, that's that's. Yeah, someone else's go, please. We'll skip through different morning because I forgot there was a Unicorn so I hadn't bothered to plan anything for that anyway in the half an hour with the recording. So gross. It's so hot in here. Sun rises so faintly you can hear the song from the start of The Lion King. Gorgeous what? Where are. We heading. Oh WW. Yeah, worst. Can I do an insight? Yeah, because he doesn't see if that's the direction he's pointing. The Princess like never eat shredded.

21:07 Hold on. If the sun's on your left shoulder. Oh yeah, you should navigate a door if you want to figure out. Oh yeah, of course it's sextant. Yeah, yeah, sure. Give yourself advantage. I guess this inside it good. Because. That. Was a shit rock that was Cox. 3. No, that was Cox. That was also. The same number I got. Fucking last time. But he just. Spots out of 10. Yeah, he presumably he knows where he's going. Doesn't matter if he's pointing in the right direction, that's where he. Yeah, the. Way he's.

21:39 Pointing I I do quite well in flights. So those things were were nulls then? Yeah. Not good. You're scared of them. Well, yeah, Would they? They got the London right, Yeah. Why don't we? Why don't we talk? Right. To be to be fair, last time they attacked us, there was only the threat of us. There was. You guys weren't there, so you know. So you're saying we're better than you? Yeah, yeah. No, it wasn't what you were saying. Go. Come on, let's go. No, just there wasn't. No, no, we gotta go. Come.

22:18 On I. Wasn't what we were. Saying. I am. I'm not gonna waste my time here anymore. Let's. Go on the rim. Tired. Yeah, you head out onto the road. What? On the road, you're in the Bush. Step the brush. Brush. Yeah. So I was like scraggly, scraggly grassland. It's sort of mostly flat ish, you know, the Wild West basically. What? I'm really hot and you said it made me. Laugh. I'm sorry. What are? You like 13, no? I'm like 6. I've melted down to a six year old 'cause it's so fucking hot. Carry on. Yeah, we're in a Bush.

22:58 So what exactly are we looking for? Are we looking for like a cave or? A Cam you see. You see the bridge on the horizon? You see that? Yeah. Yeah, just that. That place you must never go. There, Yeah, just a little bit further, there is another Ridge. And in that Ridge there is there's a cave and that's that. That's where the goats are going to be. Why are there any cave? Well, that's where the guy who stole them lives. OK, attitude. Have you sent scouts up over the Ridge? Do we know what's hiding over that?

23:31 Ask a stupid. Question. Yeah, but enjoy goats. It's not a stupid question. Where they are, then why are we here? For someone that. Didn't know we said we were gonna go again though, we just needed more money and you made out like look we're a bunch of bitch ass pussies. Didn't know that bees live in hives and I think you can be questioning why go there in a cave but that's OK. That's OK. No, we're all like because that's where they live for fuck's sake. Honestly Riv is useless in the coast of animal.

23:58 But Riv? I've never seen animals. She lived in hell. There's Riv no what a goat is. Not well, wait till you like the like the like demonic ones. Oh yeah. Wait till you see it. They're so cute. I don't like puffed creatures. It's a shame you come from fucking hell. When? I love hell. It's Satan, your daddy. I said that, like, in a dirty way. As in your father? Yeah, it's Satan, your daddy. I do. You know what? It's never been a conversation with my mother, OK. Because, you know, you might be related to a hoofed creature as where I was coming from.

24:32 And then honestly. I like shaming. Creatures feels. Like the sort of thing is like hereditary. Like she's heavy. I like kick my foot up. Normal feet. It's not. X screws up his face and it's absolutely disgusting. His feet are the nastiest thing on the fire. Just showing her face. She's got shoes on, get them away from. Me so there could be who's in there? Yes, Skank. That's racist against people with who feet They're not all skank. No, the feet are skanky. Oh, really? I don't have a problem with the.

25:05 Feet. How? I have a problem with feet with toes. OK. How so? How long is it gonna take to get? To this how far, how far away are we from the road?

25:17 Sound. Like we almost would have been better off just starting again. Yeah, no, we got this, We got this. We got. I've ridden a Unicorn of the goats are in a cave. We could do it. Again, there we are. Yeah, it's not far till we get to the. It looks a long way because it's on the horizon, but we shut up and move. We'll probably get there quite quickly. Yeah, OK, let's just go. I'll just think some stuff. Why were we? Why did we? Why do we always stand and talk? Why don't we walk and talk? Why can't we do things at once?

25:46 Hey guys, I have a suggestion. No, it's a good one. Let's send the Prince into The Cave first. You know, like we did with the fish people. No. Yeah, shut up. Well, RIP RIP. Come on, you know, A it makes sense. B. It would be fucking hilarious. You hate the Prince. I don't hate him. I want to see him suffer. I so send him in The Cave as like a really annoying little brother. I can't have a lot of care. I kind of like the Prince, but also I will shove his head in a door. Like he does grow on. You.

26:20 Yeah. Grow persuasion. No. I want to send the Prince in The Cave. Right, let's get to The Cave and then we can decide whether we're going to sacrifice. I mean, yes, always. The sun is high in the sky, so it's probably at least tell. Me about it. That's got like a touristy Stetson on and he's chewing a bit of straw.

26:44 Oh. My clinking. There's appears to be a game and happening by. He's like golly. My naughty bear, I'd say what we were looking. For. Around midday, early afternoon, you come across, well, you approach the rise, the hill that has The Cave in these guys we're talking about. So the landscape is mostly flat with like sort of rolling, undulating hills. But then there is this one bigger hill and it's just like a big, big round, flat lump in the middle of the landscape, completely covered in grass with a nice big round hole in the front.

27:26 Next to that is a giant boulder. Huge. Massive. Boulder. That's like, I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. Spherical boulder. To be fair, that does sound like something that a hell giant would say so. And in front of this cave, there is a huge, like, wooden fence, like the sort of like, really ramshackle picket fence that looks like someone's just been picking up tree stumps, jamming them into the ground, and then lashing other tree stumps horizontally across them. But make a perception check.

27:59 That's like what you immediately see as you approach it. 22 what kind of seven foot tall I've seen? Shit, I've. Got an 8 as. Well, so it was the eights. You quite easily notice there is a couple of goats. So you've kind of like crested this rise. There's a bit of a valley between you and where you are and then fence. So you guys have your eights. You can see there's a couple of these big ass goats. Another. Big goat. With an 8, they look like they're all sort of like in proportion with The Cave entrance and stuff.

28:30 With 22, with 22, you realise that like you're able to figure out like the distance, how far you are and so on, realise that that hole is huge. It's like 20 foot tall in this hole and the goats are in proportion with that. So they're probably like 10 foot tall. They're huge. Love that on the side of the goats there is like really haphazardly splashed like AH in red paint on the side of them. And you can see in front of like where The Cave is like there's a sort of basically all of the grass and stuff has been worn away.

29:06 And you can kind of infer from that, infer, infer from that, that that's because the boulder has been like rolled backwards and forwards over the entrance multiple times and it's just killed and flattened the grass out, OK. So the goats are behind this fence. Yeah, inside the fence, like sort of pending and yeah, milling about. OK. And is there any like, is there like a little shack like or are we assuming that the person that took them is in The Cave with? Them you can make an insight check on that.

29:41 I have an idea same night light in to act as a Recon. 14 It makes sense to send the prints for a number of reasons, but one of them is that he's like, small and skinny and weedy and like harder to notice than like. You or me? At 7 fucking foot the goats won't even blink at him. Send a little dragon in. That looks. Hit. That looks like a little fly or a bird. The roof is high enough that even if they were going to eat it though, I got. I don't want to willingly send my the the future, the the king.

30:17 At this point he's no longer a Prince, he's a king. I don't want to send the king into. He's not been crowned. Here's a Prince. Oh shit, you guys constantly. Change position on this it's. Really weird. He's not kidding. No, but I mean honestly, in all his name, I. Thought his name was Amos. I'll send Amos in then what? Let me see if I get anything from this insight check. Make a decision. It seems likely there's no other, like, structure around that you can see. It's all just like these rolling hills.

30:52 Seems likely that that cave is probably someone's living in there. And like, if they've taken these goats, they're probably just that's where they live and they've taken the goats to where they live, OK. And does they look like on this like wooden fence? Is there like a door, a hatch, like anything that gets this in and out? There is like a large gate. Oh, OK, so like it's. Yeah, but. This fence, like I said, was like massive, yeah. And so you can you think from where you are, it's probably not even going to be that hard for you to kind of like squeeze between the bars if you like if.

31:25 It's OK, honestly, why don't we just walk in? Why do we need to send someone? We know there's a bad guy in there, let's just walk in. What are they going to do? There's like 8 of us. Shall I, shall I just break the fence then? It's. Just a gate. We'll. Just. Open the gate. It sounds like there might be some wood pigeons in that cave. Things are going off and that. Oh yeah, right. That's just ambient noises. Birds in the wild, Yeah, we. There's a reason. We were asking for money. You guys go in there and we'll maybe back you up, get into trouble.

31:56 Do you know what took? Them we have a theory. What's your theory? What should I tell you because. We're going to fight it. We'd love some prior knowledge to what we're walking into, seeing as you're too fucking afraid to do it. Yeah, we're too afraid. We don't just like try to get our resources together so that we could do this fight together. Just love. Just any ideas of what it is? Make a persuasion check or intimidation or something. Oh, let me see. What can I back you up on the intimidation?

32:25 Yeah, yeah, I think I have good. I have +6 to intimidation so. Yeah, you can either intimidate as well, or you can just give her advantage. I'll give you advantage. 11. 17. Yeah, he's like, if we like you keep saying we're scared shit, But The thing is, we don't want to just go in there. We need to get our resources together and we need to come up with a plan of how we're going to fight a fucking giant. You know? It's just, it's a giant. What? Oh, fuck. How did you do that? Oh my God. She's got some kind of mind tricks, man.

32:59 All right, so I have but I didn't use them so. I too. Am a giant. They all look at each other, look at you, look at each other, and then laugh. Does it look like this? No. There's giants bigger than Hill giants. I don't believe it. So well run diversion and then you get you rope the sheep in the. Goats. Giant goats if you have giant goats. Yeah, yeah. OK. Yeah, you. Yeah, You would take them on. Yeah, we can. We can rail up the goats. The goats are the prize anyway, right? So Bell pulls out on his arcane sword and then shoves it into the discount Bell's face.

33:36 But you are coming with me. What? Today you learn how to be a real warrior. What the fuck, man? So you're sneaking up to the gate? So I, I think we get the goats out, send them back with these losers, right? And then we'll sort out the ogre if we have to, if we just get them out of Vine. So should we do like a group? Stealth, yeah. Yeah. Group stealth. Yeah, if you're sneaking up to the gate, go. For it I'm. Not sure you want anything not 20. Nice. The man in the heaviest armour happens to be the stealthiest.

34:07 Do you not have to? No. Yeah, almost certainly, yeah. Sorry, sorry, we're old and 9:00 but. 18/19/2021. I'm not. Pretty good, shocked that I rolled A9 because I am a Goliath hill giant and I'm not sure stealth is in my 4 days. 18 so 18. 202118192020 Yeah 12. Oh shit. You know what though? Do you have an advantage on dexterity cheques because you're a tattoo? Oh. So the net 20 stands, yes, I think with the net 20 and an 18, do you? Think I should stay in the? Bush yeah, even with your 9, like you're able to like pull it down and be like.

34:46 Don't move, just roll. Shuffle on your knees. Don't be quiet. God fuck. Hey, hey. I have sleep and I can use it from 60 feet. So I vote if the giant's in there, I just put it to sleep. Yeah. It's just me. Stealth up to the gate now. So should we if we do a perception check to see if we can see the giant in there? So you can do that. So do you want to do do you want to do the perception check? Then I'll give you an advantage 15 or 16 I'll. Go where? Can I not just use starry wisp? To make light? Isn't that what that does?

35:29 What? You have to attack someone to. Do I was just going to say, why doesn't my advantage be that I sent night lightning? Yeah, night light. Goes so to have give you your your advantage. Or I could use commands to bring them out and then you sleep to knock them. Out. I mean, if you prepare sleep, I'm willing to jump the gate and act as like a diversion. Yeah, yeah, I'm ready to like, I mean, I don't have the stats for sleep because you've got the PHP, but it's page 317. Well, do we see the? Yeah, I would say first of all, I'm just getting ready because it's in there, isn't it?

35:59 So it's got to be because if it's fucked off, we'll just take the goats. Go. Through 16, yeah, You can see like night light goes in and sort of like you get a dim light and you see like a big right in the back wall of The Cave, there is just like this big lump and it kind of like turns over a bit. And you see like a flash of arm as it kind of like turns over kind of like light. And then, yeah. OK, can you sleep? It's all you get the when we're 16, you get the feeling it's already asleep. Can we guarantee it stays asleep?

36:36 Yeah, it's gonna wake up right if we go anywhere near it. OK, so do you want to cast sleep as a precautionary to? Yeah, sure it doesn't. Wake up. You. Don't wake up, we're gonna be completely fucked. Do you want to instead cast that on the sheep? If they all fall asleep, we. Have to drag them all out Yeah, you could lead them out while the giant's asleep OK, so as I said, house Little Giant don't wake up otherwise we're all completely fat and I cast. Sleep. OK. What's the range on that? 60 feet.

37:08 OK, so you probably have to go into. Not a problem. The pen, OK. Oh, I'm basically creeping up on like his feet actually. What way round? Is he sleeping in The Cave? Is he side on theatres? Yeah, So you're casting sleep? Yeah. So what does he do? Fall. Asleep. No, he has to make a save I would assume. Must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or have the incapacitated condition until the end of its next turn. I'm going to make him roll that a disadvantage because he's already asleep so it's less work.

37:35 Plus you're sneaking up on him. It's not really how spell saves work, but whatever. So was it Wisdom Save? Wisdom saving talk. What's your save? DC doesn't. Look like it's got a lot.

37:47 Where does it say PC? It doesn't matter because I wrote a 17 and a one. Yes, so the giant stays asleep. Oh, OK, OK, OK, cool, cool. We can use this like the giant. Is asleep. The giant is asleep. Everyone, the giant is asleep. In case it was any doubt. They'll never know how badly we fuck that up in the. Middle No, because I'm gonna. Find if I open the gate. Do you want to? I'm not the one with. +3 to sit animal handling. The goats are on you my friend. I thought I was dealing with the giant. You've got.

38:23 Dealing with the fucking goats I'll run currently. Does anyone have a bag of holding No there go. Shit.

38:33 You have you have the highest animal holding handling. So if you, if I, if I get the gate, you handle the goats and if the giant wakes up. Giant way because like the first turn, he's unconscious. Or. The second turn which is 6 seconds. Is just. Straight up asleep, but you. Have to you have to fail the second role of the end of your at the end of its turn to get unconscious role too is. There is there first of all, is there food we can tempt them with to like bring them back? Have they got like most Rots will come if you rattle.

39:07 But yeah, make an investigation, check to see if there's anything obvious you can. Bell roll a stealth sleight of hand to see if I can quietly open the. Gate slight of hand. OK. I put pipe pipes in my way with my bagpipes. Your tattoo Oh. Because my toe. Yeah. What is that? Shroud of Ghost or something. It gives you advantage on your on your Dexterity check. Why have I not written that down question? Great question. Question. Can I use? Command on goats. Presumably a creature you can see. Cool. Yeah, right.

39:43 So I'll just tell the goats to fuck off you. Can do one. Yeah. Dust it. At a higher level you can do 2. OK, but. Yeah. What do I roll for it? How many goats? I think the goat has to roll. The goat will have to say. How? Wait, how many goats are there? 55 You break. You changed the rules on me. You said a couple. I wouldn't. Be. Doing this they make it's a wisdom saving for. It good luck, goats. How are you doing? One or two I'll. Go for two. If I can get 2 to head in the right direction then everyone else will, won't they?

40:14 Goats are like that. Go find the alpha, right? That's how it works. Yeah, and sleight of hand for the. 8. OK. Wait, hold on 8910. Sorry, 11. So yeah, you can open the gate. It's pretty. It's just a simple like, sort of like bulb latch thing, but it's surprisingly noisy. But giant doesn't seem to stir or anything. He's very much asleep now. He's magically asleep. Or bastard, right? And then two goats. I'm making wisdom saves. Holy shit, these goats are smarter than the giant.

40:50 OK, one, that's a 12, so that's a 13 and a six. So one of them definitely falls for it. OK, can I command them to lead the other Goats to team Timu? Yeah, yeah, I. Command you to. Lead. Well, it has to be. It has to be a one word command. It has to be simple so you can tell it to leave. Yeah, so do the goats leave? Yeah, the goat. Yeah, the goat leaves. Goat leaves. Surely the other goats would follow? Can you? I have animal handling, can I push the others? Yeah, you can push them. Yeah, let's. Can can I if I give you the rope from my dungeoneers pack, can that act as an advantage on animal handling so we can lasso them?

41:25 Like try and get some sort of change if they're. Already following the other goat? We don't need to do that, so I want to know if they're following the other goat or not. They are, but you're also going to want to be able to keep track of them once they're out of the pen. I've got rope as well. We can. We can tie a rope round all the necks once they're out. You wait until they're out, then you do that, then yeah. So. I need to roll my animal handling. Is that what's happening? Well, we're just tie.

41:47 We're just tying ropes around them so they don't. Still roll animal. Hands. Yeah, because they don't like. Run away or punch you in the face or whatever. And so 6 or 9. But that was. Helping. You 12, that's an. Advantage. 12 Is that an advantage? I don't know because that's the same number. Well, you've all you've all. I know it's wrong. Twice take the highest number if they're the same, it's just that. That's disappointing. It is 12. 12. Make very good lassos, yeah. You don't. Yeah, you. It's just like a double knot.

42:23 Yeah, there's a rope around this next probably, right A. Tiny nooses they lead each other on. They will get a little. Bit more. One tries to get away. It's like a choke chain or a dog. So one tries to get away, it tightens a bit and has to come back. Brutal. Yeah, yeah. More or less tight. This goes together. Hand the lead over to Team U Belt. Very great. Is this what you're having trouble doing a reward right now? So yeah, that was our next episode, guys. OK, well, you. Guys, you, you guys go deal with with him, then let's deal with.

42:57 Him that wasn't. He's already dealt with. He's asleep. That wasn't part of the deal anyway. No, I'm gonna deal with get the goats back. I'm gonna close the. The spell lasts some for the duration, which is a minute. Yeah, it only lasts for a minute, so I'll be generous and say that you get these goats out of the PED and lash together before he, like, wakes up. He's just like. I can't sleep, can I? Yeah. You better roll and. Fuck's sake. Is it a disadvantage? No, it's not a disadvantage, it's just flat.

43:35 Yes, 18. You want to mark down your spells that you've used as well. So as you sort of the last goat gets slapped on the ass and pushed out of the gate, you just hear this like behind you run. Yeah, yeah. Should I do this? Gibe it Grassley. You know scooby-doo when they're, like, running on the spot before they actually like escape. Yeah. It Grassley pulls out his bag like and plays a lullaby. And. It doesn't work, doesn't. Work. Shockingly, maybe if I had a gentler instrument I knew I should have learnt like the harmonica.

44:10 You just put out a whole. Heart belt. Belt braces at the gate as I was. Arcane Sword. I'm ready. Yes, you. Look over your shoulders. You have to crack your knuckles. You look over your shoulders and you see the team Adventure band. Team Teamu. Team Teamu running off over the hill with the Goats. It's actually Tenu. It's actually Tenu. We. Roll initiative. Well, your initiative, my player is. That's that your your scratch. Isn't that 20? This isn't that 20 because it it's, you know, Athena games in Norwich.

44:48 Oh yeah, that's their little logo and they were showing little. Homemade dice, yeah. OK. That's 23. 16. 22. Oh shit, I was so pleased with my 18. Well, I'm. Fucked. Oh, it's -1 so he only just comes above it. Grassley, you're. Up first, I'm going to do past Witches Bolt, but I'm going to do I'm not going to try and play on advantage on the attack roll. Cool, I've got an AT20. That's. What to? Hit oh to hit OK, you're lightning bolt. So on a nap to Also, because I'm doing a sorcerer's spell as well, do I roll the D100 twice?

45:34 I no, no, that's crazy. OK, did you hear what he said to me? I'll talk about my GERD. And he went, yeah, you've got that sausage disease. OK, so it's husband had that too. Does that hit? Sorry. No. No, no, no. It backs it away. That's very. Fetching 4D12. Yeah. Gorgeous. OK, so that's 12232425262728 damage. Giants dead. Giants fine. Most. Most Giants have. But now I get it's got sausage throat disease. Oh, doesn't it? No, it just stays on him. So as a. Bonus, do another. 1D12 damage is. That. Yeah.

46:27 And.

46:32 Then I'm just like my own husband. You're older, 4646. Come on, Stacey.

46:44 Phenomenal. Oh yeah, this. Is like why am I back here? Just turns around and utes the bunk out. Whoa, you went up to three creatures You choose within 30 feet if you have the invisible condition. For one minute the. Invisibility ends on a creature immediately after Amazing attack. Role deals damage or cast a spell. That's the best high 5 we've ever done. OK. We're invisible now. Yeah, you went up to three creatures, so I guess you even the Prince turns invisible. Oh cool. Yeah, he electrocute this man's throat and don't.

47:21 Just I'm not playing shifting. Does that end on? You say that ends on on an attack. Yeah. Is that awful? You guys, as soon as you guys do something, OK, So you guys always disappear. It's just like, oh. For a few seconds. Oh my God, come on. We could just disengage in. Leave. Just got those back guys, damn it. Wait, did we get fucked? They're your ghosts. Disengage.

48:00 Can we do non lethal? So can we just get him to like, knock him out? Yeah, you can. Yeah, you can fight him until. I mean, I really want to know if that's just actually his goats. That's. Your turn. Yeah, that's your turn. Yeah, sorry he's talking, but it's actually his turn. He's just like, oh man, my goats got out again. Right there were your goats. What? Who said that? Who's? That. This is the voice of your conscience. Tell the truth. Hey, Jerry. Yeah. I mean, you know they are if you're if you're in my head, you know that my.

48:37 Can I? Your voice has changed. You trying anything? That's under new management. Oh, OK, cool, cool. Can I want an insight on this? Yeah, well, that's a nice insight, 17. Yeah, he seems really downheart and crazy. He's really just like, oh, he seems sad. No what I. Want to take is goats? I. Appreciate you ever said that, the kids. Are in conscience. Oh, that's weird. You're not going to kill us if we get your goats back.

49:17 No, I don't really appreciate that, I guess. Have you attacked the village? What? No, no, they, they keep taking my coats. I think it's quite funny really. They they sneak up and they take my coats and then I have to go and get them back and sometimes they're. First up at me, but. Mostly it's all good nature dreaming and it's, it's fine. Oh my God. I want to take him. Home. What's wrong with you The the lighting bolt got up, but I'm really sorry I. Didn't know how the daggers. I didn't listen. Why are you feeling sympathetic towards him?

50:01 Because they're his goats. They're his. We helped. We helped people steal his goats from him and then we attacked him. How do you make him believe him? Because I wrote, I wrote a really high insight. He is generally disheartened that his goats have been stolen once again. I really don't want to go and steal the fucking. Goats, you can always see the cogs telling you that was amazing. It's really hot in here. I I go when I figure out how to drop this invisibility we. Can see how when you attack someone.

50:30 How? How far away have the team of bastards gotten at this point? You let it make a reception. Check, I'll help. I go Bell that way. Or not nice. Yes, 19. Yeah, they are getting away pretty quick. They they've hopped up onto a couple of the goats in a riding room which is making it a bit quicker. I've got an idea. But they are quite a long way away. They've they've literally like taken this opportunity to fucking leg it. Wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have a CAN trip which is message.

51:16 Can I message anyone with that CAN trip I? Think so, Yeah, yes. So why don't we message them? And so we found an extra goat and then when they get here I can use command and make them get the goats back. Anyone see a problem with that? Plan it. Depends on the range of message. 60 feet. Yeah. No, it doesn't say. There's nothing written. Somebody check a book. I don't have a page number though so I can't help. You, they are. They are. I think that's away from you guys. How far away though? I think message.

51:42 Like moving several rounds away, so they're multiple hundreds of feet, but they're getting further and further away. We take the Ogre Authority giant back to the village with us to get the goats. You know where they're going. Know where? They're going. You do you do know where they're taking? I was just trying to save the walk, I'm not going to lie. Yeah, fair enough. We could do this. Dip, dip the docus. Oh. Fuck it off. We could do it diplomatically. What she's trying to say, she means Diplo, but she's saying Diplo.

52:18 Yeah, I was just like you said it wrong. She's saying it wrong. My mouth stopped. Working. You know where they say? 120 feet is the range on message. Yeah, they're, they're at that. Right, let's go fuck shit up in the village then. Come on. What's the giants? I obviously drop which bolt, by the way. Yeah. Just like every views like oh. Giant's name. I I assume you can just decide to drop invisibility? Yeah, I. Can assume when I drop which bolt that it drops?

52:54 In visibility. Hey guy, where you come from? My name? I'm assuming his name begins with an H because the goats had a giant H painted on them. Yeah, my first call me Huey. Huey. Eugene is my name. You did. I reckon there is someone alive. They're called Hugh Janus. Has to be true. Where would the rise of The Simpsons? Have got it from Was it from The Simpsons? I mean, what popularised it? I'm sure it was probably a thing before that. Was it the IT Crowd paedophile? Oh I fucking love the IT Crowd and Black Books.

53:30 Two of the best. Yeah, same. It turns out they were written by a horrendous fucking human. Yeah, what's his name? The Irish guy that wrote all of those shows. Do the Moran. Dylan Moran wrote black books, Yeah. No, the what's his name? Is it Dylan Moran? Dylan Moran is the guy in Black Books. Yeah, not him like the actual writer, I can't remember his name is, but basically he's just, he's written loads of stuff, like he's really famous as like a writer of TV. What did he do? Oh, he's just really doubling down on that JK Rowling shit.

54:02 Oh for God. Yeah, exactly. He's a. Fucking penis. Yeah, but. I feel comfortable saying that because even if he does hear this. Somehow he is a. Fucking. Pig. Yeah, but it's the actors that make those shows, isn't it? It's like Sam, man. We're not supposed to like Sam Graham anymore. Graham Lyman. Yeah, him. I think he literally at one point there was some headline on some crap newspaper website. I mean, Greg Wallace complaining about how like pointing out that he was a transphobic piece of shit and he printed that news article website page onto AT shirt and then wore it like out and about so that people would see him just.

54:34 Really, that is problematic. Yeah, that JK Rowling level of doubling down on fucking. B. However, the actors that gave their role for those performances don't support that. And it's like with Sandman, Neil Guymon's obviously being accused right now, which is a shame, but it's not the actor's fault. And Stamp Sandman is still. Oh yeah, like being all pretentious and virtue signally about it. It's separate artists from art. I own a smartphone which was made by a Chinese slave child that made it out of materials that were mined by African enslaved children.

55:08 So. He was charged with harassment and criminal damage, but it was harassment of a transgendered woman. Yeah. Because he's a, he's a fucking, I mean, shit. Yeah, Wallace just got sacked from the BBC for putting his hand up women's skirts the way he licked those screens. I'm not fucking saying Greg Wallace is the one who would make jokes on MasterChef. This has become a very different podcast, hasn't it? I like this like. We will cut out this entire right. What are we saying this? This is what I'm going to do for the next time you all go on holiday.

55:37 We're. Going, we're going. We're going to the village, right? Anywhere. Yeah, yeah, there's. Like an. Outtakes. Videos sorry none of these opinions in yeah no, not opinions your. Opinions. Just yeah, I'll just put that in front to be clear. These are opinions. They're all opinions. They're just my opinions. Sorry, no, it's. Picked up. I know, OK, it's from the Royal Housewives of Beverly Hills. I've seen that episode. I know Many times, yeah. And Lisa Vanderpump is a queen, and you can leave that in.

56:06 I don't know who that is. I assume they'll be fine with it. She would, she'd appreciate it. We love you LVP. I found out recently. You know the meme? Of like the like where they have the two women screaming and there's a cat sitting at a table. That is from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. That is my opinion. You realise that that's just two random pictures stitched together. I assume that was part of like a TV show? Like that's how it. Stitched to care, apparently. The picture. Of that woman screaming, she's like literally screaming at her like.

56:32 Friend. No like abusive, like sexist salty husband. He broke. He fractured her eye socket. Yeah. And she had to have her jewellery wired. And then he hung himself after leaving her in millions. Of dollars worth of debt. Yeah. Well, at least he's dead. Yeah. And she's remarried to. Really a piece of shit. She's remarried to someone really nice now, so her name's Taylor. Cool. Anyway. Anyway, my name's Yuri. I hate Jeremy, I'm just out here trying to subsistence for the rest of us. Right, so we're taking Huey to the village to scare team team.

57:10 Fucking kill team. Team Oh. Yeah, I really. Didn't want to get into a fight. Here we go. Are we in the village now? In his game. Have not left. You've only just become visible to him. He's like, hey guys. Well, I think we'd have the conversation. We're going to the village, right to get his goats back. These are Huey goats. Huey, let's go get your goats back. Okay, if I get some pigs or whatever. Yeah, of course. What do you need? Oh, it's just my hat and my. Best phone you're so. Cute. I need some fan out of Huey someone please.

57:49 Yeah, he's just a giant that's a farmer. No dungarees. He's. Actually a shy giant according to the book I stole his stats from. Oh my God. Time of Beast 3 he's. Interested. Don't worry, here we'll get your. Friends back I really. Appreciate that I can give you some stuff for that. Let's worry about it. Like, come on, Chuck Charles. OK, cool, I guess if we bring the goats back here then maybe. We can stop over for some dinner. Oh, that sounds. Great. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, this is. Nice. Yeah, never.

58:22 Bell would never say that. OK, cool. I'm about to kill people who lied to me. I'm ready for a fight. I'm gonna want a meal afterwards. And turn around and be like, yeah, that would be definitely. It's delightful. Thanks, Chewy. Janus, you just wouldn't. I really I like crumpets and tea. OK, I. Should be a. Man of War. But also a man of culture. OK, great. Let's. Yeah, he picks up his his wide brim straw hat and he sort of like has his back turned to you and you see him like put his hat on his head, turns it forward, twists it to make sure, turns around, turns around, grabs his pitchfork.

59:03 Who's get my goats back. Yeah, that's. What I was actually?

59:10 Oh God, bloody adorable. I can make really, really irritating people or really adorable things and nothing in between. They're normal people, but the world would be boring if it was all normal. Like I was actually just walking around. Tedious. It's perfect in every way. Thanks, I really appreciate that. Anyway, good Lord, it's hot. Yeah. That we're sorry for that episode. An hour and a half I could probably get something out of it. That was a really masculine sound. What I've made lots of masculine.

59:46 Sounds. That's how you know what? I'm really surprised because I made that. Thank you everybody for listening. I'm sure we have to every week these two. I know they literally like we sat here for 5 minutes saying nothing and I wait until I started doing the outro Paul putting a dice away and moving it up before you start saying thank you everybody for listening. Like, Comment, subscribe. Yeah, like, comment, subscribe, share with everybody. Send us fan art of lager for X and QE and like in support my charity thing.

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1:00:59 She was nominated and that and itself is very impressive. Yeah, I wrote a very don't tell her right shit. You can cut it out. Yeah, no, I don't really like to write very flat, like soppy message, which was like essentially along the lines of she's not only raised like £1500 like for this charity, but in that time she also raised like £300 for a different charity to do a marathon. She's taken up running to get fit for this thing as a hobby, but in that she's taken up doing like marathons and half marathons and stuff, raise money for other charities.

1:01:31 She's inspired friends and Co workers to start going to the gym and going for runs. She's inspired people like in her where she works because she was like making stuff like she handmade Christmas decorations and bookmarks and key rings and all this other shit that she sold. And because you little display at work, all these customers are coming in and it's opened up discussion about the charity, specifically about dementia and stuff. Because we live in a middle class ish town in the middle of Suffolk, there's a lot of old people that have a lot of old people problems and like opening up that discussion with people and generally like a putting a lot of work into the actual thing.

1:02:07 But BI feel low key inspired a lot of people to do. Yeah. Like even just like something as simple as taking up running or going to the gym or wherever because she's lost a shit load of weight. She looks amazing, yeah. She's lost shit loads of weight so she looks amazing as well. And it looks amazing before but like she did. But yeah. Go Ruth. Everyone's seen that. And like constantly. Go Oh, you're disappearing. You're wasting away. And it's like. So rude. That's not comment on people's weight, but there you go.

1:02:36 It's a positive thing, but then like I said, that that's inspired other people to make that change in their own lives, which if nothing else, a good healthy lifestyle is actually a good way to prevent things like Alzheimer's and dementia. So yeah, well on her, I'll let you know if that comes out do anything, and if it does? You can always save that for. Later we will start putting it on our thing, but for now just give me loads of money. Bye. Bye. Oh my God, do we have to take that progressive comment out?

1:03:10 No or. Is it OK because you're giving me a look and I'm not giving you? I take it too far. You're like how? Yeah, you're like how? Mod for this type of thing. So just checking. Yeah, progressive Unicorn. Yeah, you was allowed to be progressive. Stacey, you're. The DEI officer of. Course I am. Yeah, DU. IDEI. D. EI. DEI. In this country it's EDI, but yeah, in America it's DEI. Yes, I. Mean Did you see that Netanyahu's nominated Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize? Did you see that? If anyone knows anything about peace, it's Israel.

1:03:51 Straight face Look, we drive here with absolutely zero plans to record this time, but here we. Are and he's going so well. Yeah, it's going so that we decided to. We were in the mindset. I said that we decided to sit in this oven. I. Know. Sorry, carry on. But it's not like. You work in like 32° heat daily. So the air con does not work at my work. Well, unless it's snowing, in which case it seems to work perfectly. I can't say it's shocked. I know what building you work in, Yeah. I think if it was on fire it literally would be cooler than it is most of the.

1:04:28 Time it would rain fire out the sprinklers instead of water. I mean, it probably would be better, we haven't had an actual fire in some time, but I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if that was the result. I've got like a long I'd be like, do you want to know about the time we got his head stuck in the Bannisters Fire Brigade? Or how about the time he busted his head open because he didn't check his bike? Or the time that. That's a freak accident though. I can't. I don't want to put that down till.

1:04:56 I've got anything that was just yeah, I was doing. This time we launched his car up a tree or. That's sleep deprivation. That the wheel fell off the Saxo. Yeah, because you fiddled with it. No. It see that says that I sell a tape. I gaffer tape basically the. When you start to see the problem, the wheel fell off because what I did was I gaffer taped it. OK, I'm going to describe to you what happened. We've lost Alex, OK. So where the wheel is? Yeah, inside the arch, the covering on the inside of the arch.

1:05:28 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Made a rat low noise yeah yeah. So I gaffer taped it like just my car was a bit of crap. So it was like just. Gaffer taped Too many neurodivision people take. The outside of the body of the car, like because I had to wrap it right around, right, literally just to hold that in place. I was driving to work one day and there's this corner that's like really like, it's a 90° turn. We have to slow down to like 20 miles an hour. I slowed down and as I did so, there was just this random out of nowhere and the whole fucking wheel sheared off.

1:06:01 Like literally the wheel came off the car, Doug. I literally went into the fucking Rd span basically on that corner of the car because I was already moving the like that flung me out like off the side of the road, like into a ditch. Like I've got, I've got some people to. I had to find work and be like, Oh yeah, I'm going to be like. Oh, but I'm not coming in today. I I've had a fucking accident. He phoned me and was like can you tell dad I've crashed my car? I was like, lol no, you fucking tell him.

1:06:32 Dad Matthew's had. A car. Accident. But again, it's like, because then like I had to get someone to pull the car and then too fair, like I, I went to, I was working nights over Christmas. So I I worked my night shift and because my car had all been pulled out the ditch I went to Nottingham PSE roof at uni for the weekend and. Then came back to work. Kind of just. Did. My night shift and when I got back someone had reattached the wheel somehow who don't know why they put the wheel back on my car which is great but it did make me think I'm not going to drive this home.

1:07:11 So I did drive it home but I drove through like all country roads so that I didn't have to go on the A140 because I figured if the car caught fuck because if you open the bonnet the entire engine had moved like 2 foot like back towards like it was the passenger compartment of the car. I wouldn't have. Driven it well, I. Had to get home. You loved that car. Anyway, the wheel fucking fell off right? The whole thing. Like, literally. Like basically like the the where the. Bearing is basically that had just like sheared off it.

1:07:42 Oh yeah, no amount of tape was going to be able to save you from that. And he's like, oh, it's your fault for fucking with it. It was like. I didn't fuck like I set a. Tape the mud guard back on like. Like what do you think, the mud? Guard on a. 1999 Citroen Saxo is made out of. It's not made out of fucking like titanium. It didn't shear through the fucking axle of my car like. This is clearly. This is. A problem that's been slowly getting worse for a certain amount of time, but it hasn't been picked up in any MOTS or anything for whatever reason.

1:08:12 Not part of MOT presumably, and I didn't bother getting the car service because. The way you were taking it for an MOT. Yeah, exactly. But. Like. Anyway, point being, the giant's asleep.