Panatheon 25: Best. Day. Eveeeeeer!

0:01 Hello and. Welcome to Is that a Six or a Nine podcast made by idiots? Sorry, I'm whispering. I didn't want to be like you're whispered because you didn't want to offend everyone like one of them idiots. Yeah, well, it's the middle of the day like a few people outside, and I'm embarrassed because I'm a nerd. But when it's like 11:00 at night, none of you mind screaming and shouting at the top of your voice. Well. The sound could be coming from anyway because it's dark. Oh yeah.

0:29 Don't think about it too much. We're yes, we're, we're hiding in the studio garage. If you hear lots of noise, it's because people are picking their kids up from school. Pick a Rudio. And also there's a big old fucking thunderstorm going on outside which hopefully will add to the ambiance. It is really cool. Yeah, ignore the fighter jets going over the world sort of falling to shit and moment so. This is our escapism. Yeah, we live next to an air base. There's a lot of planes flying over. How is everybody?

0:59 Good, we're just back from Ireland. Ireland. Yep, went to see our new baby niece and our slightly older nieces. Yeah, it's nice. Except for we were an hour away from the ferry in Pembroke and then Irish Ferries rang me and said we've cancelled the ferry but there's one at Holyhead that leaves in six hours and we were a 5 hour drive away. So I had to turn around and haul us across the other end of Wales and then it was pitch black and biblic. I've never seen so much rain like it was it was. Fucking drowned us.

1:34 Yeah, and driving across the fucking Snowdonia National Park in the pitch black and pouring rain to get to, I made it with like 45 minutes to spare and then we'd be there a week. And then on the way back I had to drive back in the dark and the wind and the rain and got confused in the toll tunnel outside Dublin, missed the turning for the four and ended up in Dublin city centre just after a football match had ended. So yeah, it was a traumatic to. Yeah, that's. The least? That was assumed. Ferry companies are gonna like, know their shit.

2:07 Yeah, I had to pull off in the services. I was like, I just get the other side of Birmingham. And then I was like, Dad is it? Yeah, I'm like, I've fallen asleep twice and I need to stop. I'm not going to make it to the other side of Birmingham. And we pulled into services and I just lowered back my chair and went to sleep for a good half an hour, 45 minutes. Sleeping in the car was hard. Yeah, I was that tired though. Like I don't even sleep in the car as a passenger, unlike these two. Oh, that was a big.

2:32 Rumble of that's so. Cool, I need to have you fighting on top of it. It's cool for these two. Me and Alex are like. I've hung a electrical cable from the kitchen to If you see me explodes because the cable runs right under my chair, which is a metal frame. Jesus. Christ, it's OK, you're grounded. Yeah, there's loads of buildings and shit around here is more like to hit those I should think. While we were in Ireland we had our 3rd wedding anniversary. We did and we went into a town called Kalani and we went to a little game shop that was called the Guild Hall.

3:07 Yes and the guy very kindly gave us like a bunch of free dice and stuff. It was really cool. In connection to the podcast or it's just bad at business? He was really just. Lovely. He's just I. Say try to get a sponsorship in this show would actually pretty bad business, but whatever. Yeah, I just wanted to shout, Matt, not that we have many. I think the only listener we have in Ireland might be our brother, but. Well, he needs to put some posters up or something. We need to make some posts for fuck sake.

3:35 Why do we? Have to how am I? I'm not going to make a bunch of posters, mail them to Ireland for him to to hang up. E-mail them, you freak. He has a YouTube channel so maybe, maybe we should. Oh my God, we should do like a tour and just go over there and record a bunch of spin offs. Well like a like a like ADND like train based DND like one shot. Oh shit, like Murder on the Orient Express. Or like or like or like like a high or like a heist, Like a like a railway heist. Absolutely. It's hardly going to be OK.

4:13 Yeah, probably.

4:17 So the Guild hall in Kalani, I recommend it, it was really good. Lots of tables for like D&D and Magic the Gathering, and they've also got a few tables set up in the back of their shop for Warhammer. Can anyone in Ireland afford Warhammer? What, do they just pirate it? I mean. His prices were super reasonable considering it's in euros. As reasonable considering that it's Games Workshop stuff and they have their own like prices, it was as reasonable as he could make it. Love it. It was like just shy of €6 for a fucking sandwich so.

4:53 In the supermarket. Like they he had he had a don't. Like this one. He had a Titan on sale there for like 160 euros, which is really fucking really really fucking cheap considering that it's like 17180 on the warp forge. Good Lord. Yeah, like when you get to like the Titans and like the big battle tanks and stuff, Warhammer becomes stupidly expensive. Stupidly, but this isn't a Warhammer podcast. So, D&D podcast, how's Alex? What? You just completely crossed over me. You come last. What? You're the DM?

5:32 You take over the conversation at the end. How's Alex? How's Alex? Thumbs up. I've had a great week, no? He's fucking with you. I went and bought some of those cool blind boxes from like Pop Mart. Did you get a Lib Boo Boo? I did not get a Lib Boo Boo. I got ones called fake Lib Boo. Boos are called. They're called Skull Pandas. Oh, they're really sick. Are you talking? About cool. So I got some of those and then we went to Minnesota and got more black boxes, which was sick. I don't. Know what the hell you're talking about?

6:06 They're like, they're like little figurines. Do you remember the lucky dip bags you could like get as kids?

6:14 I advent calendar individual get a random thing inside it. You don't know what you're getting. Oh, OK, yeah. Kinder Egg minus the chocolate. They're super popular at the moment and so I've got a few of those and they're now set up in my office. I've read a couple of books. She's on 7. 100 you know not to get a liboo Boo without me, right? If you place an order for a liboo, I won't get a Liboo Boo. They're so like, it's so hard to get it. I'm just saying. I don't know what liboo Boo. Huh. It's. Great that it's in already.

6:43 Well, let's stop talking about liboo boos and the Foo foos. Yeah, I'm actually 140 but one. 140. Books read this year. This year I'm I, I just read very quickly. And the sad thing is, it's only the same book she's read once. She's read the same book 140 times. It's. A Really, it's The Very Hungry Caterpillar. It's a great book. I don't know what you're like. I met the Very Hungry Caterpillar at work. You didn't. You met. Shut up, you. Can't have. You can't have done. I met someone dressed as a very hungry pack.

7:22 Right. It was like me saying I met Cuppy. It was some sweaty. I met someone. Yeah, I've met someone. Dressed up in a. Uniform. I met Cuppy. I stand corrected hopefully her and every. Modified Costa Cup with arms and legs that's 8 foot tall. Lives in a basement under our military days. Anyway, it's. Not like a metal roof. What? It's asbestos. Yeah, it's fine that. Makes it better. Yeah, it's not conductive. Yeah, it's fine. And if it catches fire, it will clean itself like shot of his tablecloth.

7:55 OK. Let's first dos this fire over time. It's fine, yeah. OK, lighting and fire roughly the same thing, aren't they? That's why whenever something struck by lightning, it catches fire. Should we recap? OK. Yeah, let's do a recap. Last time in Panatheon you guys bought a bunch of shit. Yeah? No, you just spent the entire time fighting 6 lumps of manure ooze. There was crits, there was Mrs the Prince crit and destroying ooze. Some people turned into pop plants and were massively helpful. But the stuff I did before I turned into.

8:29 A pop farm. Was really cool. Oh yeah, you sucked up so much damage. Yeah, everyone's really grateful for that. You fought a bunch of oozes, defeated a bunch of users, and that's where we are now. So you got like literally, we pick up immediately at the aftermath of the fight. It Grassley goes just you raise your hand, yes. We didn't introduce ourselves. Oh. OK, we do the. Entire. Intro No, you can chop it and change it.

9:00 Well, I'll just leave that as is and then introduce us now. I'm 25 episodes in. You should know who we are. I'm here. It wasn't even that. It was just because I was like, huh, I didn't have to give my dice away today. I've already given him a dice. Yeah, I'm here with Maria Nicholson. Playing it. Grassley, Carl. Nicholson. Playing Bell Saphalus. And an angry smart ass. I was playing Riff. Good. You also have an angry smart ass. And that's where we are now. Something. Russian. Completely out of fucking soup now.

9:34 Sorry. I was the kid that like, told the teacher that there was homework.

9:41 I never did it. I didn't go to school.

9:46 I couldn't do it. OK. Fair enough. Wait to just drop the flow. So. Yeah, so you pick up in the aftermath of the shit, fight it. Grassley has just slid on his knees across the stables, stabbed into the ooze and exploded everywhere. Everyone is just. Covered in shit. Shit, yeah, you are absolutely head to toe, all of you. Honestly, Riv might actually still die of like some kind of septic shock because she was fucked up anyway and all of those wounds have got a lot of ooze in. I'm surprised. Killed.

10:18 A bit. I'm OK because I remember giving. I remember like rally. I know I remember giving you fake HP, but I'm quite surprised that none of the damage that they dealt came with the Constitution boys and safe considering. Just a poison damage, that's fine. I have 13 that's. Why they were doing so much damage? Because at one point I think I create on Bell and it was like 96. I don't think I took any damage. No, somehow fucking the Prince and it grassy just dodging everything. I am pretty sure I'm still a pipeline.

10:49 You are. No, you came back. Only lasted the turn. I didn't. X like I've got to take a leak. Oh look, I'll walk this bomb I turned back into. A pipeline shivers. Yes. Just nobody tell anyone Grassley is just have this goose and yeah, you're in this barn, covered in shit, panting, covered in wings. Some of you, some of you are completely untouched. Right, we need to go and hand this shit in. I've still. Got speak for yourself. I'm getting in the fucking river. We have to finish off cleaning this out.

11:26 We are cleaned. You're you're about halfway and then but that that plan was working. So yeah, if you want to continue, I think Bell's still huge so. Well, if we like rock paper scissors it like us three in the Prince and whoever loses has to clean while the others get to clean themselves up. OK. Take it. No, no, hold on. Bell was just gonna do it. That's fine. We'll do this bit, Bell goes. I won't be returning. We'll leave and leave Bell to do it all. It does respond. This is why, I mean, the Prince get along.

11:58 Yeah. They're going to just let us walk away. I genuinely think at this point Bell might be more grateful to just be allowed to get on the first time he arrived after swimming around going to. Sit in the grass. I'm just going to take in my surroundings. I'm gonna wash in the river because I'm covered in shit. And then what? Belle was asking what we were doing after. I don't know, didn't we have to go and tell someone we clean the stables out? Why won't we clean the stables in the 1st place to to get the Prince like favour here?

12:30 It's yeah, it's a, it's a Herculean task for the Prince. Yeah, that's why we're here. Well then surely the Prince should do it. I agree. I'm sorry. Oh man. Just do me a favour, do me a favour. If you can go to the river clean, fine, by all means, fuck off, it's fine. Go into town, maybe go up, find me a brothel and then come back and let me know if there is one. Well, excuse me, this is taking that town for the worst. It's happening. I don't want their services. It's I have a plan. Are you? Going to get all the people in the brothel to do your work for you.

13:07 It worked really well last time. Let me just do wild magic.

13:12 Again so you can turn port in the shit again, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we'll do wild magic. So if you get something that clears it up, do. You have any spells? Left. Maybe you'll turn into a pooper scoop. I do actually. I have one level 1 and two level twos. I didn't use that many, do you? As you were apart. You should do it just. Safe to burn? Yourself. Yeah, surely we get a rest after we've cleaned up all this. I vote go for it. If not, I've got 3 daggers. Hey guys. It's now started raining outside the stable.

13:43 Oh. Wow, that's crazy. What are you constant? Oh, it stopped. Damn it. Beside the weather. Controls the rain? I'm not really sure on that. I don't. I think that's a Zeus thing. Is it? Yeah, he's lightning. He's definitely around. But that's wait. Past. Storms. No. Is it is it Debaton that does weather you know she's seasons? I don't know. Are you doing this or? Yeah, I'm going to cost false life for myself. OK, I thought you were. Doing wild magic. Yeah, so that she can do let's. Just clean this up the normal way.

14:14 Fucking hell, guys. Roll an insight check to see if you can figure out that's a good idea. It's 19 and 18. You think it's a really good idea to just clean this shit up? Yeah. Starts raining as you focus your magic. It's standing outside to wash the shit off. Yeah, it's just keep closing outside. 17. 17 You were subjected to an effect that lasts for one minute. Unless the description says otherwise. Roll the D8 to determine the effect. You grow a long beard made of feathers that remains to his knees, at which point the feathers explode in your face in vanish rib scratches the chin, points the finger up.

14:59 In the end goes, guys, a good idea. And then feathers sprout out of your chin. You guys are going to just push all of this. Yeah. Yeah. Am I rolling a strength check? Yeah, roll a strength. Check.

15:12 Advantage because you're huge. I might even be part of the style. I'm not sure. I might not be being nice. That's been. Nice. Why not? That one's been really rolling really well for me. And then you touch it. Yeah, that one's absolutely. I've been trying to bathe my. 13. Yeah, it's not putting up any resistance. It's just it takes a while. You have to really slug. Eventually you push the shit out of at the back of the barn, out of the hole that you made. You hear it all in the river. Six more oozes attack.

15:52 So do I have to do any kind of check to make sure I don't sneeze? Make a constitution saving for. It just a button because you're fired on the Thunder. A disadvantage because you've got feathers under your face. Oh yeah, 18.

16:10 Annoyingly good, yeah. So you've got feathers as a moustache, you know. That fire? What? Fuck you. OK, you push all the shit out of the back of the barn stables, whatever, heavens open and you guys get to walk back into town. I guess Cedric is still there. The little boy that was. He's dead just outside the stable. Oh my God. Before I leave I want to scratch into the wall or one of the posts rivals. Here OK, just. Wanted to make sure. Nice, so everyone knows. Good. So who knows who cleaned it on their own?

16:52 Yeah, you make your way. I kneel down. I kneel down to Cedric. Hey boy, is there a? Cedric. Cedric. He's still. Kid. He he was like the little servant slave boy that was worked in the Great Hall that took you to the stadium. OK, It's like, that's not the prince's name. No, that's fine. Carry on, Cedric. I mean the young local lad that's sort of helped him arrange a Lord Dennis. There's no an establishment where the guards go when they're not on duty. There's a few Taverns in in town, yeah. Thinking more Yeah, we'll start with the Tavern.

17:37 Yeah, I think the most, the most popular one is it's out on You go north, you go into the centre, go north. It's on 53rd Blvd it's called. Zeus's Zeus corner of Zeus corner. Yeah, yeah. So it's named after the guy who used to own it, just just. It's called just the tips in. Fuck off.

18:08 Just a 15. Yeah, that's the one. Right, return to your Lord and let Him know that we will report to Him shortly. I have some business I need to attend to 1st. OK, we will. Thank you. Well, well done, by the way, that was. That was a tremendous feat of of combat prowess from all of you possibly real.

18:32 I'm off to enjoy. The first time that Bella actually like, fucking realises that.

18:43 What the fuck have you done? Keep my. Name out of your mouth. I feel like rib will come back in and everyone would see the featherbed.

18:56 That's what I. Mean she's going to come back and they're not going to be like. What kind of feathers are they like? Oh, what? Are we talking like Phoenix, like Peacock, or Yeah? I'm cooking. You know those monkey pigeons? You get 16? Yeah. He's like, oh, OK then. Yep, my apologies. Ribs like, right. I'm off to just the tipping. I don't even know why we're going to a brothel. Do you want to go somewhere? Else we're going where you were talking about a brothel. Yes, yeah, I intend to go to a brothel.

19:29 I have reasons why I want to go to a brothel. With a flag. I thought we were going to a Tavern. I thought we were going to go to the great world. Hang on, it's just, it's just the tip and the the Tavern or the brothel. The The Tavern is called just the Tipson. OK, I thought it was the brothel Which? Would have made more. I am going to find a brothel. Bruce leaving us with the Prince you're getting? Not really. Belle's leaving us with the Prince, so we should go get him drunk in the Tavern, right?

19:52 Hold on, hold on. Report back to the Lord, let him know that the mission is done, then party. I will meet up with you later. We told Frederick.

20:07 We've done that, Frederick, We told, we told. Just my name I'm. Really just a nobody. It's about them being called boy you. Boy or. Anything because I, I can't,

20:21 we'll go to the we'll go tell the the horse Prince that we've done the job, and then we'll go party. Party, party, party, party. OK. Let's go. I'd like to drink the Prince. The Prince is my friend. Like to drink the Prince and he dance at all the 10. 987-651-3218.

20:46 One shot of milk and now I feel kind of tipsy. You say you've drunk too much milk. Yeah, it's milk drunk. Anyway, OK, Bell, Bell's gonna go find a. Brother. What's going on there? He's got needs. OK, we'll head. Back to you guys. Look what I'm travelling with. You guys head back so rude. You guys head back to the Great Hall. Some of the rain washes, some of the menu are off of you, but you guys definitely. I mean in reality I did just get caught in that absolute downpour when I had to pee so I feel like ick is clean.

21:22 A deluge. It was a deluge. Do we fucking sound that now? Just like standing in front of the door and I'm like, do we? Do we knock? The guards striding. The guards are standing there. They saw you before they they parked so you can go into the great. I before they opened it, I was going to like open and they opened it. I'm. Sorry, did you just do? Can you click? Yeah, he sees you like doing like Big Boot, but as he's open your door he's like, Oh my God, I am so soft. You. Just do that thing. Can you just close it again?

21:55 You know, like when you go down a flight, you know, when you go down a flight of stairs and there's one less step than you're expecting and you kind of put your foot down and the steps not there, you kind of have that kicking in the door. OK, roll a straight check to kick the door. I. Get advantage because of my I was so sexy.

22:18 Kick the door doesn't barely moves. Sorry. I was still holding. I was still holding the door. Yeah. OK, kick the door. I'll swing it open.

22:34 What type of chaos? Performance. That's an unnatural 20, yes. Everyone in the hallway's got a looking at the door like what the fuck is going on out there, and eventually bursts like a. Few people have just noticed at the door here like open and close open. So it's 76 you. Haven't done a thing yet? No, you're great. Anyway, yeah, I opened the door. Really cool. Cool. Yeah, yes, it's very dramatic. Yeah, but is the horse king impressed or not open there? I like I like brush off my cloak on my. Man, that was really pretty dramatic.

23:21 But how did it go? How did the stable go? Oh, great, cool. Cedric is kind of theories like they they they cleared it all out. They did have to do a bit of a fight. They're looking a bit worse for wear now, but they did a good job. Honestly, as you report back thing and you you notice it there, like the hall has got a lot of sort of like randomness in there. Like there's people sort of in the corners or on some of the benches. Some of them are just there's people eating food or drinking. There's people like talking to each other.

23:55 There's guards, obviously, but there is a guy standing by the sort of throne slash through. Where else is he from? It's for the the throne slash through. That's people of hay. Because he's a horse. Yeah, because he's a horse. Yeah. There's a guy standing there, a young guy, tall, sort of like quite smart, aristocratic looking, or as much as you can do in this place. Remind him it's like the bad guy from Hunchback and Notre Dame. You know, without the hoopla nard hat and. No, he's quite, he's a younger.

24:31 He's sort of like 20s, thirties. Yeah. So like square jaw? Did he have a chin dimple? Yeah. Dimple chin, little moustache, steel, grey, blue. He doesn't have a fucking mullet. Damn it, Alex likes a soft mullet and a little tiny bum fluff moustache, Yeah? He has a mullet and he turns around and you guys think wow. And then lightning strikes his hair and burns the mullet off. No, he's I. Bet he doesn't wear a. Crock Top. No, he's wearing a toker.

25:03 But he turns around and he like flashes a smile at you guys. So. I instantly don't trust him. Well, heroes, friends. I.

25:18 Do this. Puts out her hand because the podcast doesn't know what I mean. I'm very like. Produce your hand. Produce my hand continue to be that I very like describe what you were doing. Gently cups your your hand brings up to his face. Pauses for a minute. Just slightly. It's like just scratches his balls and has a burp and it's like really unimpressed text text. The top of your hand charm. X doesn't like it when other people have more game than his scratches his balls even if he has a burp Rivers foot they've taken by him.

26:05 Check his fucking fingernails for dirt. Yeah, some of us started to go to a brothel to get. My name is Hyman Tiller. Hyman really fucking outrageous. She doesn't even know. OK, I would hope so. I was just putting the name down. My name is Hyman Total. I'm a friend of Down itself. Pronounced this name, but I came up with myself. I'm a friend and advisor to. Welcome to Fasse here. You're already making yourselves at home. How, How? How have you found the city so far? Well. We haven't had a chance to look because you set us in a barn and we got covered in shit.

26:45 Could we possibly excite none of it? Could we wash up before we have a conversation? Exactly isn't. It I'm my friend is like, yeah, no. Rick's like, no, I'm Rick's like where you wash my life. So hairy.

27:03 Have you still got a featherbed? Yes, yeah.

27:08 On something covered in shit with a beard of feathers, she's gonna be like a whole different person. Yeah, it's like. You're gonna make yourself sneeze while you're showering. You're gonna tie yourself up. And then I explode. No, the feathers explode. On my face. Yeah, but then they disappear. He. Turns to surgery and he says Cedric find our friends top to clean up and maybe a change of clothes if necessary. It's the one bed trope, but it's one top. It's. Difficult being your Prince. The Prince.

27:53 Oh yeah. He turns to the Prince. And he he's ignored the Prince. Greatly. The Princess stood there fucking pissed off as shit that he hasn't like have this guy. My Lord, welcome to Tasse. Thank you again for clearing out the the great stables. It's it's becoming one of those things that people all sort of knew about us that didn't do well for our reputation have a 200 year old building field of shit. But you've done us great service. I'm sure tomorrow when the rest of the Lords arrive if. And if you do just like a light clean every day, you won't have this problem.

28:24 Yes. Well, we'll, we'll take that advice on board. Thank you. Sorry I didn't quite catch your name yet. Rivari. Rivari. She went for the full name X like fucks like. Yourself. He turns to Ick Wrestling. Ick, Superman poses, stops his foot and goes. Are you telling me you don't recognise me? Now you have to. Roll to see if you make a performance check to see how well that helps his memory. Is that 6 or 9? It's a nine. But then performance, I have really good performance. I have +61011121515. I'll let him roll advise to see if he knows who you are.

29:06 He's got 2 now. 20s. I'm gonna roll that again.

29:14 Oh my God. Puts his hands to his toga, rips it off and he's got a full chest. Piece of your face. Make it bounce. On his Peck. Yes you can. We're just. Going to go to the top.

29:30 Oh my God, Igorous Grassley. I'm glad that as I. Even breathe. You would not like this. What brings you here? Might join you in a bit. He tells you the friends and he goes. Excuse me a second. Yeah. What? Mike, I've never met anyone. This is the greatest day of my life. Where do you want me to sign? Literally, he turns over and produces his ass cheek. It gets his permanent charcoal stick out his pocket. A Charky. He. Signs his signature. Which is it? Grassley? With a heart over the eye. He taps his leg.

30:14 I'm cooking all about it now. Don't like that? Oh my goodness, this is this is exhilarating. Please, Cedric will show you to somewhere you can get cleaned and changed. We'll get your clothes cleaned for you. I insist. Yeah, I have an estate in town. The other Lords won't be here until tomorrow anyway. Let me show you around the city. There's a range of entertainments and things we could do. We've got the rest of the day. Please. I insist, Mr Rastley. It will show you guys around town and stuff once you've had it cleaned.

30:50 No problem. OK. Yeah, that sounds really. Can you get us the VIP booth app? Just the tip here if you can. If you do everything we ask of you, I will perform for you today. Oh my goodness, absolutely yes. I don't know about you, but I've read this story before. Do you want shit or not? You guys, you guys go to get clean dust. Rib, rib, rib rib. If you want to bone the fucking pussy here, I can arrange it for this whole attitude. Just really put a. Big space. You slept with like a throat and she behaved the same way.

31:33 No, she was cooler about it. Also, she was a hot dragon lady. So this is just a boring human, right? We'll go wash up then, shall we? You guys go get washed up. What are you doing at the brothel?

31:49 It's my time to shine. What what do you what do you call an ick Grassley groupie? You know you got like swifties and shit an. Icky. I I am a #1 icky. I'll make him make him a Rastaferian. Isn't Rastaferian an actual religion? Yeah, it's. Can I roll not to throw up? Yeah, speak a constitution check while you're in the bath. Rather disadvantage. Yeah, you are horrified. Oh, it's annoying. I dribble a little bit of sick. You've got really bad heartburn. You've. Got a dry heaving? You guys can have a short rest while you get washed and changed if you want to roll some hit dice, figure out if you get any spells back or whatever.

32:34 Yeah, I need to get some spells back. How do I do that? You follow Cedric's directions through the town and you come across just the tips in It's a big building, surprisingly. Nice bit of town, a lot of the buildings. Are actually made of, if not actual like stone, then bricks and they're whitewashed. Just the tips in you come across. It's on the corner of these streets. This is this is just a clarify, just tips in tabletable. You don't know yet. OK, It has one of them, like pub boards, like hanging above the door, a picture of a doorway with a guy, sort of like just walking into it.

33:11 Cute. Yeah, the walls are sort of painted and murals of like dancing women. And on the ground level they're all sort of like classy looking women and like flowing togas and stuff. But as the painting goes up the side of the building, you can see people have added their own sort of like crudely drawn, sort of like graffiti versions of it. And they're all sort of like like increasing stages of undressed as they go up the wall. It's quite like, you can tell it's not, it was graffiti, but it's still was like quite an effect.

33:44 That's some class. But yeah, you make your way to go into the town. Yes, I end of the going. Yeah, you go into the Tavern and it's like it's all like Wild West sort of saloon as you go in the door, so wooden floor, all the table. You've got round tables with bar stools around them. There's a bar at the back. There's a guy in sort of like a shabby tunic serving drinks. There's loads of people in there and it's raucous. There's music playing in the corner. There's above the bar there is a balcony and you see there's a flight of stairs to the sort of right hand side of the building that goes up there.

34:16 And there's women all in sort of like badly fitting, like quite revealing, like dresses or togas or where they're all sort of like leaving over the bar. And you see some of the patrons in the bar or like point up and yell at them or wave at them. And they'll sort of like point back or wave or sometimes just completely ignore them. And you get the impression that probably this could be a brothel. OK, we're getting somewhere. Thank you Bells, actually got a plan to do with a brothel I know. It's way, it's absolutely insane.

34:42 Just just just just just a lot of scene. My fucking husband. Just just all the scene. Just remind you the DM is your brother-in-law, so. Yeah, he's your husband, but I'm always going to do the scene. My approach. I quickly look around and eye up the girls on the top level and I quickly I quietly approached the environment. As you look at them, you do. See mine and Alex's faces when you said that We've both looked at each other and went. Dizzy so are the women kind of like leaning on the bark. I like knows each other and waved to you.

35:23 I would need. To know that is also a raging feminist. So be careful. No way. I'm so shocked to hear that. Barky, hello there, I need to have a word with your matron. OK, let me. Mean, Madam. Madam Matron. To Madam. The the lady in charge. Yes, hello, I'll see if I can find it. And you see him like look around the bar and like pick his fingers at someone Brick sort of like gestures for him to come over. They come over remote or something to them, kind of look at you and he goes behind the thing. Is there a problem?

35:58 Not so much of a problem, but you are. My balls are blue.

36:05 If the meeting, if the meeting with the Madam goes well, then this establishment will now be in service to the future Crown of Anna. It's trying to get a brick laid. No, it's trying to make him a man. Just slept with you. Honestly. Honestly, he's a fucking kid. Yeah, no, he's not. You think he's like 14 and he's not. He's like 1515, I thought. He was older than that. He narrows his eyes. Here he's like. I understand fully, I understand fully that you are in service to the Lord of Thasse, but there is talks going on and soon Thasse will enter in an allegiance with the future King of NNS and that is why I am here.

36:50 OK, then you see it's like you wait a minute and eventually the guy that he'd like gesture to comes back out from like behind the bar and he's with. Bell knows how to kill a vibe. Slightly sort of like stately looking woman. She's quite thin and like clearly like older than most of the people here, but seems to have kind of like a faded grace about her. She wears like a brilliant white toga with a purple stash on it. And she's got like a headdress, like, like almost like a, like a towel, like she just got out of the shower or something wrapped around her hair.

37:25 And she comes. You know what? I've written a whole list of things you could do in town while you go home tonight. And this isn't one thing now. No one had this in mind. Yeah, we were quite happy to just go to the Tavern and get pissed up. She comes to the bar sort of like leans on the corner, which. Seems a little. Less formal than you're anticipating from this woman. How do you do? It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. It's yours, and she produces her hand in much of the same way that Riff did, so I hold it out in front of you.

37:58 Bell shudders. Bell places the one hand on his sword and then courtly Bells.

38:06 Pleasure to meet you. I didn't catch your name. My name is Bell Suffolis. Gave us actual name. Wow yes welcome to just the tips in if you ask for me in person. Yes, this is a fine establishment that you have. Do we have somewhere private that we can converse? She kind of looks you up and down. Cook's the library. Actually. I may possibly be a little bit out of your price right now. This is not a service. A woman who knows her worth I. Like them already? OK, yes. Well, this is a service, but not that kind of service.

38:42 Looks. Really good for you. Do you see her make make an insight or a perception check? 17 on perception. You see a kind of like look to the side of you and there's like a burly guy like leaning on a post and she like makes her like sort of gesture with her fingers. And you kind of like you see him stand up a little bit, like sort of shuffle up like he's getting ready to fight if he has to. Of course you can. Come, Come, come with me. Do you trust him? And Bell just looks behind. Laszlo, yes, Laszlo's my bodyguard.

39:16 Bring him, OK?

39:20 She shrugs. Just just for him to come over. And then they they go into a backroom and then sort of Laszlo stands behind you. You feel him like snore hot air. In. Your neck. I fought bigger, I fought bigger, I fought bigger. Yeah, it's like a. Fire. It's like a fire guy. Did not have bigger. I have not for bigger. Charcoal skin, orange hair. You go through to a backroom and you go to it's like a sort of like it's like a lounge and there's a couple of like sort of shades longs and there is actually sort of like serving stuff in here.

39:55 And as she walks in, she holds her hand out and without even looking, someone places a goblet in it. She sort of definitely swivels and takes a seat, sips from her glass. How can I help? Belcephalus. Have you had customers here from Annan's recently? She takes a sip from her goblet. I tend to keep a certain level of discretion with my clients. I tend not to share the details of everybody who comes here. We have customers from obviously I wouldn't be surprised if some of the people who have come here have come from Anna.

40:28 Come here. Come in here. Bell reaches into his knapsack and produces the the tightened flesh this. Is that? He's this. Laszlo tenses up. I recovered this from the body of a man who was going to kill the Prince who is now well on his way to becoming king. I have learned that the current steward of the Throne of Anence is in league with the people who bear this tattoo. I humbly ask on behalf of the future Crown of Anence that you and your girls do everything in their power to dispense of people who have this tattoo.

41:15 Overheat the baths, block off the air to saunas, undercook fish. If any of your employees come under any legal troubles, send word to the agents of piss and onions and they will help. If not in the short term, then by the time Colin Ostinatis takes the throne, I will personally retrieve your employees and return them back to you. Any inconvenience to your business will be recompensed in due time. Make a persuasion check. Heroic conspiration. OK, Yeah, OK, roll again. 7. She's all like Notes. I you say these people are insurrectionists.

41:58 Yes. They're enemies of the crown. I will tell my girls to look out for that mark. I can't say that I can necessarily treat them any differently. I have a business to run here, but I can certainly inform you. Allow me to write to Piss Agency. I will ask my girls if they have seen this mark and like she clicks to Laszlo and says draw this down, show it to the girls, tell me if they've seen this mark recently. Laszlo makes a copy of this and then. Shutters. Exits the room. We have business with the Lord of Tarsay.

42:32 We will be here for a few days. Excellent, Well you're going to be here for a few days, Yes? Is there anything I can help you with? And she gestures her hands. Go on sofa full of women, we come. Back to the palace.

42:46 So you guys, you've had your shower or your you've gotten dressed? My beard's gone. Your beard has gone. It fell off in the bath. Yeah. It was like horrifying thing. Really fucking hurt. Really hurt. Just pluck him out like a pig, yeah? The servant girl who came to empty the bath out looks in the bath and looks at you like what the fuck? I stare her down. Yeah, my God. You intimidating her? But yeah, you come back out and hide in toes, like he's like hopping up and down on his feet, like, oh, my God, I'm so excited.

43:19 There were so many things we could do. And he turns to Matt's out. It's like, my Lord, if you don't mind, I will entertain our guests. Yeah. It's cool you do it. Whatever. I'm not going anywhere. Knock yourself out. Yeah, knock yourself out, guy. Have a great. Have a great time, guys. See you in the morning. The others. The others should be here tomorrow. Will kick off nice and early. Do we, are we staying here or we'll be finding somewhere in town? I mean, there are obviously rooms here in the Great Hall, but I would be.

43:49 Honest, we're not staying at your house. I was I would be honoured if you would come back to my home. I have an entire wing dedicated to. I. Will. Find. Let's go. Let's go. Can I roll persuasion on Britain? I'm not. I'm not going. I will go somewhere else. Enjoy yourself. He links arms with it and then leads you out of the hall by. Prince, you're with me. Yeah.

44:26 What about the Prince? Where did he want to go? Did he want to go to the ick wing? So you guys here, so talking to Ick as you leave the Great Hall and he says there's so many attractions in town. We've got the markets, obviously we've got there's a racecourse to the southern end of town. We do horse racing, heavy, heavy gambling industry here. It's actually not very healthy. There's a gladiator arena, but we again, a lot of betting it's my. Next stop. I'm already there. But he's he's like grass.

44:58 And you coming to my house? Yeah. This is my shrine before we go. The Prince goes to walk off with ick and the habitat I get to pull. Back making the little people happy OK I yeah I grab the Prince by the. Court OK. You're better off without it. Yeah, OK, it's weird, I know Ick has been desperate for people to recognise. Him. Yeah, let's, let's soak this in. Let's have that moment. Sneak. It's been really downtrodden because nobody knows who they are. I had a face tattoo with me on his chest. People know who I am.

45:35 Like I thought I knew her. I was. And you still slept with her. Dragon lady Ick fan.

45:45 She is an icky dragon leg you. Had a great time in the in the Tavern with me when we were doing our queen medley. What you had about. Yeah, that's how long time ago, yeah. You really got to know me. You got to know it a bit. More. Yeah, You guys are you, are you going back to Hyman Tone's house? Yeah. OK, You're good. Ick. And no Riven the Prince Riven. Where would you like to go? I might go to the racecourse you. Go to the racecourse. OK, Yeah. Go to the races. You guys so you got classic racecourse stand those people selling food drinks there's lots of people around it's starting to get sort of like towards evening now so there's a lot more like people starting to come out of work and they're having a great time on the town or wherever and yeah you can go to this horse betting stands and you can bet on some horses I. Would actually like to go to the where the horses are.

46:37 OK. Yeah, yeah. The stables, yeah, there is like a paddock with all of the horses sort of in and there's like trainers like getting. Them I, I flip the Prince of money and I go go bet, have a flutter, I'll meet you. I I I say an hour and I'll meet you right here, OK? I cannot believe you've trusted the Prince. It's just. A bad to the kid. OK, you're a person. Mind to the Prince, that's your whole fucking he could have come with me. What you take him for? You are the. Dog. You're the stereotypical sleazy uncle.

47:09 Come on, kid, we're going to go down on Oasis. I say I'll see you here in an hour. You're a grown ass man, sort yourself out. I thought you said he was a child. My money is on the Prince getting killed and never coming back. I think you've just fucked this. Fine, fine. If he dies. He met the Prince. I will take the Prince with. Me. OK. Yeah. So. You might want to pet a horse. See, you don't. Yeah, yeah. You guys look at what you want to, look at some horses you want to. No, I want to tell them that I want to buy a horse.

47:40 Was it OK?

47:43 Sorry, what did she say? She wants to ride. She wants to ride a horse, make a. Deception check to the guy. There's a guy sort of like at the paddock, there's an entrance and he's like sort of just stood there. He has a stick to hit people with the club. I guess he kind of just stood there and he's like. Goodbye, goodbye. Sees you coming, just stares at you like what the fuck do you think you're going? To the race we're starting, aren't we? I need to get my horse. You're a rider. Yes. Make a deception.

48:18 Check.

48:23 Can you even ride a horse? Absolutely fucking not 18. OK. It fucking wasn't though.

48:34 Shrugs is like OK yours is yours point on it goes over soda shrugs. I actually don't get the responses. His name's Button. And I'm paid enough for this. Shrugs lets you through. Perfect. I take my cloak off, add it to the Prince. OK, take all my daggers off. Fucking. To the Prince. OK. Right. I told him and I go. I always wanted to be a horse racer, a jockey. This. Seems like the worst. The. Worst way to start I think. Under the. Crunch. The Prince doesn't often get nervous. Just like a tunic touch in some trousers.

49:16 Like very like. Savoury stuff, Yeah. OK, cool. I see this and I tried to like. Make an animal handling check. I guessed it. Oh my God, yeah. Friends with. At disadvantage. No, no, just she. Doesn't very. Much. Oh my fucking God. I'm not funny. The Horse book CEO says I knew.

49:42 It was you. The horse seems chill with you

49:50 and you managed to hop up onto the saddle. OK, cool, so the starting. Line. Yeah, there's a horn sound and you see other people hopping up onto their horses and heading to the starting line, and you put away and a guy comes out. He's like. Hey, what the fuck is my horse OK?

50:10 Right now does misty jockeys are timing it, They're not going to notice. It the Prince, it's like in the slide. He's like, I'd like to put, I guess ten goals on, but. I turn back to the Prince. Lego I. Don't think that was. It's called button fight. Whatever. He takes the kids gold, gives us a piece of paper. Imagine 1 Bell finds out about this. OK, a guy gets ready. If you see him like preparing to cast a spell, he's going to cast dormitory as the as the starting gun essentially. So it's a Big Bang.

50:49 I'm going to roll AD 20. OK, yeah. You need to essentially roll for initiative to see how well you start. You already brought an X20 on your animal handling, so I'm going to say so I get. Advantage. OK, yeah, yeah, OK. The guy roll, he goes. He fires the starting gun on the roll initiative. That's right. Hang on. There's three horses. Are you tired of chaos? I will once I've done this. Already about it. Sprouts headers out of place again. It's three horses. They're gonna roll. Go. That's terrible.

51:22 I got a 19 fine so 20/21/22. So the guy raises his head, you see him forming a ball of like energy in his head, and you hear an answer in the stands. Ladies and gentlemen, the 715 race is stunning in 321.

51:45 Fucking Dick. Everyone

51:59 make athletics check I guess. Tested against the other horses. OK, I'm gonna. OK.

52:13 Oh my God, I'm. Going dizzy, I was so. Bad. As well.

52:26 OK, yeah, fuck. Is. Happening. I've never seen so many in that 20s. Lightning streak from Back to the Future forms behind the Yeah takes over the line. Wait. I'm going to cast. I'm going to cast magic myths. Off Amazing. OK, yeah, you shoot yourself fireworks as you cross the line. Bikini Lady comes over and offers you a bag of a bunch of flowers, a bag of flowers, a bunch of flowers and a huge bottle of wine. She's got to deal with the pissed off man Who's horseshoe? Yeah, sure. I'm going to roll AD 12 to decide the odds against that horse winning before he's together.

53:13 He bet 10 gold pieces. That's a fucking 9. He gets 90 gold pieces back. Oh my God I need to roll my type of chaos. You have a car. Oh yeah, you can't. That's. 32. Next time you cast a spell, the deal's damage within the next minute. Don't roll spells damage for the damage instead. It's the highest number possible. I'm not going to need it. But you cross the line, you get the bunch of flowers, big bottle of wine, Bruce gets handled a giant bag of money. A guy is running down the fucking track.

53:47 I take a bow and I run. Clobber in the bottle of wine and fucking run. I grabbed the Prince on the way.

53:58 You just run and leave the Prince. OK. What would you like to do in town? Is it or are you saying at the town? No, I'm not saying at the time my business service concluded, yeah, on my way out, I asked the I returned to the market and I asked him for directions the the gladiatorial arena. Yeah, so you get directions to the gladiatorial arena, and it's not as grand as the one in Allen's, but you've probably fought here before. It's a more sort of simple, like just almost like a wooden Fort in the middle of this like square.

54:29 It's just big wooden sides and it's got sort of rise. Rising stands on the inside with a bit of sand at the base. You'd think I'd remember the way it's. Been a while, You've probably been here, but you were brought in in a cage. All boarding cages, that's fine. What would you like to do? Do they have I'm going to call a either a perception on investigation check to see if there's a like a if they've got like a Hall of Fame slash like plaque of like. Check. 7. There is. Fuck you with your 20s. There is there is a wall that's got like a bit like just the tips in where it's got like all these mirrors.

55:15 There is there's a wall which has got sort of it's got like names scrawled over it. And then it also has some depictions of like, well, it like gladiators. And you remember being here before and you're pretty certain your name is on this wall somewhere, but you can't find. It are there any, are there any attorneys taking part tonight? Yeah, yeah, there's, you can hear there's people like coming in and placing vets and stuff and you see, you do find there's like a roster on the wall, the names of people that are fighting.

55:40 Where's the pitmaster overseer? Or was it just like you could just go in? No, you know that roughly how these places work. You walk around the building and you find there's like a side entrance, which is more for like fighters and people being brought in. And there's, again, there's a couple of like burly looking dudes there. They're essentially guards that just sort of leaning on the wall chatting to each other. I wish to join this afternoon's events. You you want to fight? Oh, yeah, OK. They shrug.

56:10 Fine, call me. And they lead you into the through that door and you're in the blood works underneath the arena. So there's a bunch of like training dummies and weapon racks and there's there's some people who are sort of like just sitting down and sort of like chilling. There's other people who are attacking dummies and sort of practising. And then there's like a couple of sort of stretcher beds with like badly injured or dead looking people. And then? Lots of groaning. Yeah, there's a lot of groaning, there's a lot of blood on the floor.

56:37 It stinks like shit. Shaking the smell, my youth. And then, yeah, there's just a guy in the corner who's just like, what are you doing in here? I am Belsaphilis and I wish to join this afternoon's events. I'm just going to walk up and and fight. I survived the killing fields of Elysium. I think I've earned the right to enter any arena that I choose. He's. Going to roll a history check advantage. He's a gladiator. He knows this sort of shit. He rolls a 16. So yeah, he's like Basilis CAS Martin. CAS Martin.

57:13 OK, let's see. He pulls out a clipboard and starts running through some names and he's like. Yeah, I. Think I can find you a guy to fight? What are the rules, stipulations. Do you allow armour Hip? Yeah. Yeah, hey, for for a legend such as yourself, I'm going to find you someone who's got the road shit. OK, I'm going to find you a property. Would you rather fight like one guy or like a bunch of guys or like like an animal or something? What's the turn out? Pretty, pretty good. Once once all the horse races are done, you get around.

57:43 So like late evening, there's a lot of people come in. Battle Royale. OK. Battle Royale like this is fucking awesome. Oh my God, You see it like he goes over like a bunch of kids. He's like everyone needs to. You just go out there and you just tell them we've got a battle Royale maid thing tonight sent Get the word out as much as as many people as possible. We got we got a battle Royale and we got the famous Belcephalus Castmayan is going to fight. I don't like his time he.

58:19 Fucking knows what I am. Famous famous. Yo. I just want a horse race. It's cocky any. Bit wrestling, yes. I feel like I'm being fully led by whatever the Hyman guy is doing. Right. Hyman Taylor brings you to his his home, and it's a proper state. Like you, it's on the street, but it's got a full wall around it. He's got armed guards at the front. He's an important, powerful guy. And he's like. Oh my God, I am so excited to have you. This is truly a thrill for me. I, I can't. And he takes you into his house and you go through like this huge like entrance hall and he's sort of like just just the one side that that wing is the residential area.

59:08 That's where I live and I do all of my business. And so on this wing, you go for a door and it's like an entire half of the house is just posters and like little statues and like Pez dispensers. I cannot tell you this is the greatest day of my life. And you see it go over and like he's standing. If there's a glass case in the middle of the room, on it propped up is this set of bagpipes. He's like, I bought this at auction. This is when I when I made my first million, I promised myself, this is what I was going to buy.

59:44 And this, this is what I bought. You see him like really struggling to think about what he's going to do. And eventually he opens the case and pulls them out and he turns. He says you play me a tune, I beg of you. Sure, what tune do you want? One of your greatest hits. Put it in that hole or hey, it's me. Your greatest dream or?

1:00:09 Never going to ick you up. I complain, never going to ick you up. The. Greatest song of full time, Thank you. I take the bagpipes and I smash out. Never going to ick you up. Make a performance shake at Advance. But I'm not actually going to smash it out because copyright 24. 20 yeah fucking full concert edition. So sweating. Somehow There are drums and guitar, yeah. Yeah, I. Don't know how. That's the power of the bar. Yeah, you absolutely tear it up on your old set of bagpipes. It almost feels like you were fated to to see them again.

1:00:48 And. That no one's going to believe me when I catch up with them. Yeah. I like how we're all kind of thinking that. Yeah. I've at least got the prints for a proof and the money we won. Yeah, eventually he's like, we should go and find your friends. And as you step back out onto the street, a rapscallion runs up and he goes hell no. We missed her, Mr There's. A battle Royale going on. At the. Gladiators in like. Two hours time. Which what you realised you've been doing solos for five hours. I'm just like, oh Jesus, I know they say, I know you that that was cephalos of Cazmayas fighting.

1:01:28 Yeah, I bet they do. Nose is your sort of like reticence. It was like, you know this man. Yes, unfortunately we have to go and see it. Let's come, let's go, and then riff and riff. Riff walks up. I am rolling like bullshit today. Bottle of champagne in my bottle of champagne in one hand, flowers in the other. Stole the rosette that they were going to give him and he's walking towards you and was like I could do anything, I could do anything. But the best fucking day? Ever. I put my like arms slung around the Prince and I was like, we could do anything mate.

1:02:11 Stick with me, kid. Unbeatable. And you have this little kid come up and go extra, extra. Doesn't make sense, but it's a Bell Royale graduator. Is he great winner of the killing fields? If at least. You're a power. Winner of the Killing Fields and just Survivor. When you're a baby, I feel like this is fight news. That's yeah, that's the war. Oh. Man, no, this is great, but this is he's just amazing. In the. Come on, let's go. We can make even more money betting on him. You're right. You get. Flashbacks of all the evil shit that I've done.

1:02:51 Yeah. Fucking yeah. I go, I put my my hand on the prince's shoulder and I'm like, I like the way you think, kid. I've. Already cleaved that guy in two. I'm fucking all right, OK? I bet against belt. Belt to fall in the first round all in. Only now do I realise, unlike you guys, I have not had a rest. I'm still interested. Oh fuck. You can have a. You can have a short rest while you wait. Oh, OK, cool, cool. Do you guys all converge on the arena? Riv and the Prince, UC Ick and Simon Taylor as Simon Taylor is excited to see you guys.

1:03:30 Oh my goodness, apparently one of your friends is fighting in the arena. Would you like to bet any money on this winning? I'm not going to bet, but we could bet the Prince is winning. We. Could. Bet the gold?

1:03:46 Should we bet the gold? Not all of it. 20 gold tail syphilis. OK, 15. 15 gold. Oh, you did not have a lot of faith in Old Bell I? Will. Like I will keep it myself. Right. Me some graces. Reference. The fuck? It's not like I don't have trust in you, it's that I don't trust the DM, which is the sign of a good one. So you guys make your bets, get yourselves a drink, you go to the VIP stand, obviously you get a balcony overlooking your perfect view and then. With my.

1:04:28 Giant Magnum. Treated like a celebrity?

1:04:34 Is the Prince jumping up and down like a little girl? Oh yeah, he is absolutely losing his shit. He's just like all of all of the glad the fighters arrive from 4 different directions. Well you get taken back in time a little bit as you cross the sands. You guys sort of walk up and join in the arena and kind of like face off as the announcer announces all of your names. Balsephilis is one of them. The rest I have bothered to come up with. Jeremy. Jeremy, there's. And Conrad? Jeremy the Iron Conrad Cup throat Jeremy the So Jeremy the iron is this big tough looking guy.

1:05:13 He's he's an awkward guy. He's got not a lot of armour on. It's more like just a harness that's keeping on a couple of like pauldrons and got big like metal Shields and axe kind of hot a spear. He has a spear, he says in the book. He's got axe fucking nose there. And he's standing directly, sort of like he's to your left, to your right. He's Conrad the cutthroat. He's a slightly more sort of live looking guy, kind of dim looking. He looks like he's got, he has a short sword and a crossbow in one hand, a non sort of a random human guy.

1:05:46 He's just sort of stood there. He's directly opposite. You hear the announcers say fighters, take your mark. This is a battle to the death for the all. Rev Sure we start slow clap. Right. You're welding.

1:06:01 Right. Well, initiative then.

1:06:04 Can I what? I'll trust you. Hi. Hey 20, so you are first. So you're kind of like you sort of take your steps back and then Horn sounds for you to start. I charge the the live guy with the short sword and the mini crossbow and I take a swing with the arcane sword that's the 16 to hit that hits turn on slash, 8 on force. Yeah, you charge it, get a good sort of slash down and it really hurts. He cuts off through his armour. His armour is not designed to fight magic swords. He gets big. Gladiator guy sees you do that and you guys in the crowd see like he takes a pause and thinks about going off the bell and then sort of shrugs and then goes for the other sort of like weedy looking guy and attacks him with a spear.

1:06:56 He definitely hits. With the spear. On the guy. You see the gladiator run in and he thrust forward with his spear, stabs the weedy guy in the side of his legs, or like runs him through, but then wheels round with his shield and smacks him with that. The guy gets sent spinning to the ground and then he thrusts down again, stabbing down with a spin advantage. Does the guy tell? That really fucking hurt the guy that is in that guy's turn. He's going to try and get up onto his feet. OK, He's, yeah, he stands up at this.

1:07:26 Action he does, anything else, he's just some guy. Yep. That's his turn. He gets up and he's just like, oh shit. And then that is the guy that you are fighting whose speed is now 0, which is kind of annoying for him. He is going. To use his shirts on those clothes. That's so bad. That's annoying. Shit doesn't. Even agree. No, just Dings up of your armour. That's your turn. I'm having a great day. Are you having a great day? I'm having a fantastic day. Coughs up a bit. I'm having a fucking fantastic day.

1:08:09 Swings again with the arcane. Sword. It's an honour to be fighting with you man, but if you take it a little easier. It may be a fight to death, but you can't beg for mercy. Please beg for mercy. Make invitation chick, he likes it more. Oh man. I'm not begging you for anything. Yeah. It's OK, OK. Big words, but not very well delivered. I mean, you know, like I still got the 19 to here I'm. So dead that. Is 10 damage he's? So dead kill this man. After the after the vocal slash down to the chest, I then raise up and then I back end cleave.

1:08:54 His head is decapitated and the force of the blade with the magical force of the blade propels the head into the stands. Some miserable fucking carrot goes, hey, I had that, that's mine. What's your tone? No stadium booze really. Get into the moon. He's dead. That's the gladiator guy. He's still fighting this guy. He's going to shield bash him again. The guy rolls A5 and he gets knocked on the floor. The guy's been like 2 attacks you see? Who was that random? That was Conrad to cut for. It Jeremy.

1:09:38 Funny baby. Well. Jeremy the Iron always get the shit in this stick. Jeremy Iron so steps up to a non, smacks him with the shield, knocks him down and then just two thrusts with the spear down down in the chest and no one is dead. Jeremy turns the face belt. You and me, little man. I'm having a fantastic day. This is a fucking fantastic day. And I know the great day. Would you get a drink after this? Yes, if you decide I will drink your honour. Shit. I make a lunging attack so as I sprained. That's my lunging.

1:10:18 How was the attack I? Whipped it. No, I still. Fucking 20 years old it was. I whipped it. What? Did you roll 8? Can I like give him my Barbic in smoke on the stands? Yeah, you get 1D10, you understand? There's nothing you guys. Do a performance check. I will. I can do cure wounds you. See, his sword is not quite up enough. It gives him Barbic if you want to do a performance check or like something to get the crowd charming to give Belle advantage. 18. OK, yeah, the shout. The crowd cheers Belle as he goes in for his swing.

1:10:57 One more hip, one more. Hips like I take it I was granted advantage Yeah, that was even worse. That wasn't that one, I. Don't think you should use that dice. I've tried so hard to help you. I know you. Do you know what? No, it's it's fine. It's fine. Give him the three attacks because you know, everyone loves a comeback story. Well, I could like. Can I somehow?

1:11:25 Can I use tashes? To a point he's going to shield bashing like a strength saving. OK. Can I send night light down to distract the other guy, the Sky's self? Can I become Bell up in the stands? The Prince uses his disguise self to give himself Bell's face. Terrifying. Yeah. 15 saves so he smacks you with his shield and you just kind of like tank It can. I use commander make 2 attacks to be like do nothing. A 15 and a nine to hit you. Both miss. Fuck. Oh, it's heating up. Suddenly Bell makes a poor attack.

1:12:07 The guy blocks it with his shield but Rams it into you. You kind of roll back off of it, and then he thrusts it. You have a. Little bit of blood coming out, yeah. You're up. Fucking swing baby. Yes, much fucking better. Dirty 20 Dirty 20 to hit on. The 20. Hits him Arcane, both double 10s, 1010 slashing 10 force. So 25, yeah, because you get +5. Oh yes, yes, go 25 damage and now SAP. Really fucking hurts him as well. He's going to shield bash you again. He strikes you of his shield. Make his strength save.

1:12:42 Does not say. Say. Knocks you down to the ground, stabs down with a spear advantage. He gets that 20. He can't kill. 20 damage. He nearly killed me. You can attack, but I guess you'd be a disadvantage if you're prone. It's fine, it's fine. It's fine because I have action such I can if I can. Use your action to get up at an action stage. To attack, do it. Yeah. Well, well, well, well, well. Oh baby, it's. Been a while. I've got the fucking bagpipes out again and I'm like.

1:13:20 That's for me. Do you go fuck yourself?

1:13:26 Fucking thank Christ for the advantage. 2124 years. 21 definitely. It's 16. Finish I try Jeremy the. Iron really I'm I'm going to choose not to end his life, but I am ending his. I am ending his career. I thrust. I thrust my blade through the the space behind his shield, and then I cleave off his arm. Oh yeah, I might still die. It's. Going to bleed out. He's still. Going. To OK, I'll roll another D, I'll roll 2D sixes. That's that right in front of me to the side I was. Going to say roll your new one.

1:14:12 I'll run my new one. From where was it Guildhall? Guildhall in Killani. It's got a little beard man on it. No, no, it's not a big man. It's like a demon's goal thing. Looking at D20 on SHIELD, it's fucking sick. You get 150 goals. Should have been more. Bell is what is fight. The crowd goes wild. Everyone's clapping and charting his name. They're a little horrified of the guy being disarmed for some reason. It's worse than having him killed outright, but whatever he gets, stretch it off. A guy comes on, he puts his hand around Bell's back.

1:14:43 He like waves the crowd. You go back underneath the thing, underneath the arena, and he gives you a bag of money. I had a fantastic time. That was that was it was a pleasure to see you fight. We have absolutely we have. We have made a goddamn fortune today with you here and honestly, it was it was it was a master class. Thank you number 2D Sixers #2 fives. So another 500 gold to fell. Fucking winning. Yes. How Yeah, we're going to live it up in that Tavern. Yeah, you get your gold, you wipe the blood off of you, I assume.

1:15:21 Who knows with Bell, He. Likes. It you head out to the head outside your friends and this weird guy who's following it and every you everyone, honestly, I. I Oh my God, that was freaking. Amazing. Me and the Prince, I don't know if extraord him, but we run up and hug Bell. Yeah. I think you did where you were. Pretending to be unable to him just deliver to a policy security was amazing. Yeah. You're going to teach me to do that? Yeah, that's exactly that was all there. Yeah, that's all part of the plan.

1:15:54 I go Bell. We're both wins today. What? What did you see? The Rose out stole from the horse. One of the horse.

1:16:05 A naval captain and A and a jockey Shanker. Dev Jockey, what have you been up to? I gave the performance of a lifetime on my old bagpile. Truly did and I think this has been a marvellous day. Crazy day. I drinks everyone on me. Yes, drinks on me. Excellent. Thanks. How much gold? Who the fuck? Who the fuck don't? I wouldn't. My name my name is Hyman Toler. I am a true fan, not as much show. Me. Your tattoo.

1:16:39 He pulls his fucking tiger open. He's ex biggest. Fan. You're shitting. I know. It's.

1:16:49 Been crazy. I leave you alone from you. Go back to. Prince 190 gold. I won. I won the horse riding, so you go. Back on the roof. Did you know she could ride a horse? You're drinking, gambling. It was amazing. Yeah, you won't get money on you winning and I want so much. Money, I think I'm just going to take up gambling. It's great. It's a really healthy industry as well as safeguarded to help people. One last thing before I go. I run back over to the the the the paymaster, The overseer. Yeah. Has voting begun for the next Elysium games?

1:17:28 Are you? Yeah, we'll be soon. Is is Sasse in the cards for hosting? As far as I'm aware. How in Anne's there was like a a box where people put in. No, Yeah, we have a. Have you got a vote? A vote yes, yes, we have A and bell dives in deposits. Actually, you know what if there's a if there is a key, I'll add it to the the bonus part. I will pay up. I will give back 200 more pieces. Add that to the what the Champions. Add that to the. Add that to the Champions key. What? OK, yes. I think I'm don't even have to discuss that with the rest of your party.

1:18:05 It's my own personal money, yeah. It's like if the Prince, it throws the £90 that I want him. He's wearing Dre beats. Guess what I bought with the money? Him go and give him back. Get the money back. Just so you know, we're sitting at 1325 GP.

1:18:28 We go back to just the tips in there's there's a pie atmosphere people people in the street have been seeing Belsephalus, their hero of battle Royale and this ranting teeth like who won a horse race. This is the This is the fucking Champions bar here, but. Then X strolls X. Strolls in. And everyone knows who I am. Make a performance. 23. Yes. You OK if they didn't know who you were before they fucking? Know who you are. Now you are having a great fucking. Night. And rib. Are all on the shoulders of.

1:19:01 People. Yes. We're the new Brad, Chad and Chester. And it's taking like four or five people to this. Yeah, honestly, I'm. A Goliath. Nice giant. This is the happiest and best time. Yeah, you guys gather around the table for a quick while. The band that's normally in the corner starts playing music, and you gather around and Hyper Taylor stands up here. Next round's on me and runs over to the bar. Well, he's at the bar and you see him like talking to the guy to get drinks. Laszlo comes over and he sort of leans in sort of next to Bell of a good symbol to some of the girls one of them's going to need, she said.

1:19:44 She recognises one of the guys in here. It's a good symbol on it. There's a Hannah. Yeah, and he points to Hunt and toddler in a bar. And that's what we'll end the episode. Oh. I knew he was fucking dirty. Neck is so disappointed, but you you need it you you're going to have to in the next episode, you're going to communicate it to it so that it can we can all go back to his when it will get him really drunk, take him back to his and then fuck him up. Honestly I think if we just like fuck up his ex like.

1:20:22 She looks so angry. I haven't even told you guys about the. Shrine yet such a flash of anchor on the face. Then only she did it on purpose. But that was a definite look of I will kill you in real life. That was just a sudden, like a twitch in your face. About destroy the shrine, yeah, that's coming in a museum. He's going to. We're going to turn it to an ink museum. Oh God, right. Thank you everybody for listening. Shit. Crazy. Like, great. Subscribe Etcetera to find out what happens next time on whatever this show's called.

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1:22:32 That's just a lot of. Thing moisture. Monster Moisture. Monster. If he cooks fuzzy, it's gone off. Frizz frizz fizz. It's going to be a long day. I wasn't. Going to. Stick around with sticky nose all over your sheet. That's really.

1:22:53 Mean kind of cold. Refreshing. It's nice the lightning is right overhead. You're going to say something about nearly getting shockwave lightning? Yeah. So when we lived in our bungalow, when we lived in our bungalow to hold. The rest of. The class the back of the house that we were the. Bungalow. Right outside of our Benjamin actually got hit by lightning and it cracked. The back wall, The whole house. There was this. The one they knocked down that we used to live in. This big fucking like really bright, like white flash and it killed all of the electrics.

1:23:33 And it was on the same day. While a few hours before the thunderstorm hit, we were having power cuts anyway because the electricity that the house was on is also run on the farm. And we were testing the generator, which cuts out the natural flow of power. And then it kicks it in. It kicks it back up. So when the power went out, I was just like, oh, OK, cool. But then like the flash and this is not bad. It was such a loud noise though, like I've never heard a bang like it. We either when I nearly got.

1:24:01 Yes, so was in the garden. Yeah, that so our house going up like right in the middle of like. Fucking nowhere. Surrounded by fields and shit. And we were playing football in the garden with our friend and it started, I think, hailing or something, Yeah. And we ran inside and like we got inside and I was like, Oh no, I've left my jumper outside. So I went back out and I, I picked up like a. It was like a. Flower pot or something? Like a metal bowl. Thing No. So what happened? Was the lightning hit?

1:24:33 No, I. Know but I picked up this metal bowl like a like a flower bowl thing. Something. Put over my head as a joke because it was mostly for the holes as well. So it's like, oh, it's a helmet, that it's useless. And then I crossed the garden. I was standing underneath the goal post which was underneath like a phone line or something. Yeah. And Telegraph path, yeah, lightning hit that, which jumps down to the goal, which I can only assume because it was fucking grounded, because it's in the ground is why it didn't hit me, but I was standing like directly under it.

1:25:07 So why you just felt like the fucking world, just like light up and like. Literally, we were watching him like Matthew. His feet left the floor. You know that when you got electrocuted in Bedford and your feet left the floor. It was like that. But. Worse. Yeah, fucking yeah. Like because I didn't really register what had happened as just something happened and it was terrifying. Grab my jumper, ran back inside and that's a lot of fucking losing their minds and you just got fucking in my lightning.

1:25:35 I am terrifying anyway. So you might go to the story, Revel some telling story. He got hit by lightning. He was at his Nan's and he was sitting besides, he was sitting in a chair that was like next to a window and he was like reading the paper or whatever. And the lightning bolt came in through the window and hit his watch. Oh my God. And I thought it was I when he told me that I was like, you're fucking lying. This is obviously bullshit. So he was like back you got up, went into the other room, came back with a fucking newspaper clipping from the East Anglian.

1:26:06 It was like a picture of him and the watch that the fucking that they got hit by lightning was like there you go. Proof mate, got hit by lightning. That's fucking sick.