Panatheon 30: Street Fighter

And that's when I said lady, that's illegal. But if you won't tell Highway what hell, hello. Sorry anyway. I really like that story. I thought about the one with the farmers and the goat. You should, Matthew, you should tell that story at Christmas next year. Oh, dear Lord, no. Hello and welcome to Is that a six or a nine? And I'm with the DND podcast Made by Idiots. My name is Marco and I'm joined by Carl Nicholson. Who's not exactly an idiot. But he is also. He's playing Belle. Marie Nicholson.

I'm playing it Grassley. In Adam Savage. I would have preferred Adam Sandler next time. Thank you. OK, I. Can hear that. Do you know who Adam Savage is? I'm playing Riv and I just wanted to make a quick comment on what Belle's character said about being smart, and I'd argue that he's not considering where we are. OK. I'd argue that you don't know who Adam Savage is. Probably not. How you should I? Have you ever seen Mythbusters? Oh yeah, I know him. Yeah, I know who he is. He's not the war worst one.

He's. The Yeah, the other guy. The ADHD one, the cool 1? Sure. Who's Now on YouTube? Yeah, yeah, it makes sense. Anyway, let's not plug their show. Somebody get into Adam's Savage and get him from like us. Yeah, we need it. How we all doing? Solid old. Tired. Speaking of solid, I don't. Really want to talk? About it Can I show you a photo on my phone? Yes. That sounded bad. Is it? A poo Damn. It's nice. Is that? Yes it is. Holy shit. No wonder it hurt when she hit you with a book. Yes. That's thank you.

I want that. I want that I'll be showing everyone at work. No, I know why Matthew started running. Damn, I'm on the Internet, we'll get there. Scare aroused. I anyway. Oh damn, doesn't. Want to work after surgery? I actually I'm in a really good mood because I finally got my letter confirming that my balls don't work. Yay, that's good. It is good. Everyone can stop praying now, so. Long we go. I have to say, this happened a while ago, right? Remarkable. We'd hope that the IT worked right well last time on DND.

Let's do a recap, last time in Pan and down you guys returned to Anna's on your cart with your giant ballista heading right for the palace where you met a few main pancreatitis. He expressed some disappointed daddy energy towards Bell for helping the Prince to escape the palace. Daddy Panty. But ordered him same. Thing. Panty is very different. I think we should call him Daddy Panty. He ordered Bell to his office for a quote, debrief, deeply suspicious, reviews her magical tattoo powers to sneak into Pancreatitis office and spy on the meeting.

Yeah, there. Pancreatitis questioned Belle's loyalty, revealed their shared history, and then requested Belle do something for him, assassinate the Prince. Bell was angry, mostly. The Pancreatitis had been willing to apparently kill him, and less so about having to be asked to kill the Prince. Pancreatitis revealed that he always had a back up plan, and then also revealed Anderson, Bell's partner from the first episode, who died and was eaten by crabs, but was somehow still alive and hiding in a cupboard.

I need to. Know the logistics. The masks. Yeah, but that's fine. But I thought they needed the body anyway. This is not. Finish the recap first, yeah? Sorry, I took the dagger from Pancreatitis and offered to kill the Prince. Confirmed he would kill the Prince, or so he said. Riv followed Bell, who had headed to a training room to attack some dummies. There she confronted him. Bell revealed his rage that Riv had been right about everything all along. Bitch. Anderson then approached Bell. I've never heard you make that noise out of.

The bedroom, you Lord. Got to stop we all. We all got to lock in, actually. Anderson approached Bell to wanted to know why he wasn't carrying out his mission to kill the Prince. Bell convinced him that he would then cut him in half. You found the Prince surrounded by lackeys, some nearby garden and pulled him out of the palace. Then you went to a local pub and awaited to meet Cilla, the PISS agent. Having sent a message for her via another PISS agent, she entered the bar, told you this was pretty dangerous and that is where we are.

Now and we got free whiskey. Oh yes, it managed to. I was in that episode somewhere. Managed to get his own whiskey somewhere for free I. Convinced the barman didn't. There I was like, I'm at Grassley, well done you. So yeah, Sarah has approached your booth at the bar and sat down. She's got her hood pulled right up over her head so that you, no one can really identify her, ideally, and she's just kind of scowls. It's like, this is incredibly dangerous. What? We got the same look going on. Nice.

What? What is the meaning of this? You're supposed to be keeping the Prince away from that and keeping him safe. We failed.

I mean, you're not. Wrong. Ask Bell. Yeah. Bell really wanted to come back. Daddy Panky. Bell says nothing, but he produces the dagger from his hip and then slams on the table like stabs it. I have no idea what's going on because no one's told. Me. Anything. It's just a bit like what the fuck is your problem? I lean. I shuffle around to sit next to her. Can I go? I touch your pipe now. I wipe it off. Another joke. I just. He's in the pub, You. Know I lean in close to Bell, Connie and me. We found out that we found out that everything we thought was right and Bell was really angry about it and especially angry at me.

I jump up and do a little I told you so doubts. No, you're making it worse. Whip out them bagpipes. Play a little celebratory tune. Visibly vibrating with rage. Making it worse on me. He hates me. He doesn't hate you. I. Poke my tongue, I. Think he does I. Poke my tongue out at you and intensify my performance. Can I? Actually stick your tongue out while playing the bagpipes. Take it out, you can squeeze them. And it's fun to clap so. In the pub. I'm still pretty sure why I've been summoned. Oh, hello, sorry.

Do you recognise this dagger? No, look at it. No, I'm assuming it's not. I'm assuming it's not like a normal dagger. It's like a ceremonial fucking thing. You can make an investigation. She'll make an investigation chick. She rolled a three. No anybody else would investigate the dagger I. Mean I'll give it a go. 15. Seven. Nobody recognises it. We're not. In I've got a 15.

Flat 9. Hey, looks like Riv knows what it is. Riv thinks the Delia has a curved blade with like gold inlay and there is green gem in the hilt and with a 15 you can see it looks to be coated in some kind of poison. Not a word from you.

I want to write on the napkin, I think it's poison coated and then slide it across. I have a question because it it wasn't around. So it's like, can you just sort of like I understand that the sudden stuff went down, but you've also just produced a dagger and asked us if we know anything about it. And I literally have no idea where it came from or why you have it. You don't need to know. I'm about to tell you why I have it. I wanted Silla to see. I wanted to see if Silla knew about it. I I assure you I have no idea the relevance of this dagger, although I do agree with Rivari that.

Yes, yes, I know. I, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. I know that it's. I know that it's called poison. I wrote a three but she put it out and actually now I can't see it if. It makes you feel better. He talks to me like that when I'm right at home. I take the piece of paper pack and write. I'm sorry. But pancreatitis has ordered me to kill the Prince. Oh shit. Called it. Anderson is still alive. What? And Anne says not safe. Who did you say was still alive? Oh. Anderson. Sorry. Pay attention, Ruth.

Fuck. I thought you said something different. My dad, everybody's paying attention. 4:00 on a Friday folks, I feel. Real chaotic today. Well, that's certainly a turn of events. How's the Prince feeling about this? Not great. I mean, we did kind of know already, I suppose, but it's still kind of sad to have it confirmed and. Who called it first? Was it me? What that he was being? You both called it. I would maybe a bit more harsher about the words I feel submitted. Well, rib, this calls for one thing and and one thing only, It's it's a team nap time high 5I high 5.

Me, I can't roll persuasion. You can't. I'm a character. I'm a playable. Character gun I wrote a three you got playable. Character. I can't. Die God, there's a way to play a character that's fine to do something that I want to do. He's already so. Angry with me? Where's the fucking Prince? Prince. I'm sorry. I got my high 5, fuck you. Guys, have you decided what it is you're going to do about this? Well, we're not killing. The Prince, I mean with honestly, I'm not going to lie, with how I'm feeling, I might attempt to kill someone people.

Well, I. I don't know where to direct that anger, but I know that it's in there. I have a question. I think I should have got a shoot do. You feel differently about the uncle? Or do you just want to follow his orders still? Like have you changed your mind because you were like loyal to him no matter what kind of deal? So how can we trust you now? The fact that we are all here together, the fact that I have laid bare his plan and the fact that the Prince still lives and Anderson is now cut in half on the training room floor.

So and some crazy shit went on with his armour. Because I think. Oh yeah bro, why aren't you wearing a shirt? He like, hulked out. But. It's very impressive. You could still kill the Prince like it's all but and just no one would love. To though we're not killing the Prince. No, I'm not saying he should kill. The Prince of Shuffle with, I'm not saying. Magic will not save you. I'm not saying. We should kill the Prince. I'm saying how do we trust that he won't? Because although he's like laid it out on the table that he could still try and then we just wouldn't suspect him.

Can I do an insight on Bell? No, he's a playable character, but I'm. Not trying to persuade her, I'm just. Trying to make sure you get insight. And then depending on what she scores, he could reveal what he thinks, I suppose. Yeah. I haven't got a clue. Where he's closed. But nothing but Raiders. Nothing but. Raiders. I flicker I my eyes flicker to his and I go. Shit, you look to me. I feel like he should be trying to answer my question. I think. The I was openly loyal to pancreatitis the whole time we have been together.

Yeah, at no point have you ever questioned my loyalty or my goal to. Keep the Prince. Safe. I. You've been more than comfortable with using me as your battering ram in combat up until this point. I think that's really unfair. I actually when it comes to combat, I saved the date 99.9% of the time so.

Get in the comments. Everything I suggest you end up doing so like that's not come so half ick. I mean, you know, if we were to say no, you do nothing but bitch at us on the whole drive home. So that's. Not true because you've never alcoholic drink. This is funny because you've never actually said no, and even if you have, you've still done it anyway. So. And I'm not wrong. If I may interject, I. Thought you were here.

He wasn't absolute. He's going through some stuff. Yeah. For what is? Worth it? Are you a female piss agent? Yes, my name is Silla. Nice. To meet you, I'm here. She does look like in my mind. She. Looks kind of like she looks like Cynthia from the Pokémon games. Oh, OK, yeah. Yeah, in my mind, I'm not sure how. I give her a winning smile.

Persuasion. Intimidation. Performance. 18 OK, she feels sore Persuasion. Feels slightly I guess at ease. The bed to Bell is. She like standing at the table or saying. No, no, she's, she's sat down now. OK. Would you like? Would you like a drink? Yes, yeah, I think that would be good. Have a whiskey. It's got my name on it. And it Grassley branded glass. Yep. It sweated into each and every bottle. Yeah. Mate, I'll spat in it. Yeah, have a have a drink. This turn of events does somewhat convince me that my conclusions from my work and investigations were correct.

If I may, Cher. She takes me over a sip of whiskey. You have the floor. It gives him his best like fuck boy vibes, you know, like when they, they look at you and I'm really listening to you. Flexes pecks. And does a button on his shirt. Yeah. Pull it down a bit. So I told you before that I was operating in Casmidin.

Casmidin was politically compromised. It's part of why I was there. It was ruled by feuding clans, primarily organised crime family the Red Hawks, and a group of Thanatos worshippers, the Thanatos Derakies. However, towards the end of my time there, the Thanatos followers were acting strangely and much more open than you'd expect, or certainly was normal. There were rumours that they were luring Red Hawk members away with offers of immortality. Poker Toys did say that he always had a backup plan.

Can I get one of the masks out? Yeah, to show her. Yeah, just dump it on the toes, shake it out the bag. All like 4 of them, yeah. Where did you get these? From a weird guy's basement, what's? His number one fan's house. Yeah, yeah, So much error following stuff all down Hyman Tollah. 'S Hyman Tollah, Thank you. You found these in Desi? There's no way of tying it in, but in Amnesty there is a religious group on the rise claiming to be followers of sures. They have been harassing us on the road as well.

Produce the I produce the little totem with the pink orb. I haven't, from everything I've heard of sures doesn't sound good. Actively been told to stay away. Not going to tell about the fact that your mother's closing the bloody doors in hell as. Well, Oh yeah, my SO crazy thing. My mum, mother Hector is saying that things aren't great in hell and that they are shutting the gates. She shrugs. I don't really know anything about Hades, the other rooms. What I'm concerned about is what's happening here.

Perhaps if they're closing the entrance to hell or whatever, then maybe that's something to do with with the Sanatos worshippers. I've managed to make connections to Allen's, which is why I was here, which is why I contacted Belcephalus. I haven't found anyone directly connected, but I have my suspicions of a few people within the palace that may be connected to the Sanatos cult. I'd also found connections or think I found ties to this Sanatos cult too. Satya. Again, the fact that there are ties to Satya and to Annan's is what made me think perhaps pancreatitis was involved.

From what about I'm really sorry for listening in on the conversation, but I was there.

Pancreatitis is is from what it looked like we would've already said it. Part of the stress and cult right? Because why would he be able to bring Anderson back? We don't know that for Sam. There are magics on this planet that can bring people back. Yeah, I don't know about. That well, I mean for ease of for bring connection, it seems a bit. It seems like too much for coincidence to make. Thanatos says the God of death make her pact with him. He might give a boon to offer a resurrection. Should we ask her who she thinks the suspects are?

First? She says she has some suspects. No one asked her who they were. Well, I asked if our comedians was, but I didn't get an answer. We were just discussing. Our point Archimedes, I think is clean as far as I'm aware, pancreatitis is the one that gave you a poisonous dagger and told you to kill the Prince. Pancreatitis to me, as everything I have I have found, implies that someone high up within the empire is tied to this pancreatitis is about as high up as you can go the. Prince ruffles his feather.

I don't think the Prince is involved in a death cult that's trying to kill the. Prince No, it's not that there, he said. He's the highest as you can get, so the Prince is probably a bit like fuck you. There is three people that I know for a fact are involved and need to be taken care of. What are their names? Branch and Chester kill em. Bitch, leave my boys. Alone, I think, pure evil. And I don't want to speak for the Prince necessarily, but I think probably the first course of action needs to be neutralising pancreatitis.

He's already made a direct threat to the Prince. Regardless of what his ties are to this, he's clearly planning to kill the Prince. We're not opposed to just going and killing him. We will not be able to kill him. We don't have to kill him necessarily, we could just incapacitate him. Like metagaming here, but we're level 5. We're not killing him.

There's also the fact that even even if we did actually succeed in killing him, he brought Anderson back who used to say the same magic bum bring him back. Yeah, but who's he working with to do that? Because I don't think he's smart enough to do it all on his own. He must have outside sources. Has he been has has there been foreign dignitaries to the palace as of like? Well, he called everyone in after the announcement that King Luteanus had been killed. He called everyone to the palace. He. Except us.

We were ordered to retreat to Satya. You were ordered to Satya, everyone else was ordered to Anan's. The Prince was quote unquote killed at sea and the the message was come to Anan's so everyone can discuss the next course of action, which the course of action would have been pancreatitis. Claiming the throne quick. Question talking about neutralising pancreatitis, I'm assuming. I'm assuming nothing is going to. Even if the pig, the pig, fuck me the pig, even if the Prince gets crowned and brought in and all that kind of stuff, this isn't going to stop because he can still kill him.

It's a step, isn't it? At the end of the day, he's the one that's made the most overt threat. But is is it is just taking the crown away from him, which I'm assuming in his is his thing. Is that going to be a step in the right direction? Or is it just going to get anger and and then assassinate the kid, the Prince? She's shrugging. Whoever, She shrugs. This, this little boy. My job at the end of the day is to keep the Prince safe.

This man is threatening him. I intend to move against him. You can help me or not. The Prince still needs to be kept safe. If Banker Titis is willing So, so openly pressure Alcephalus to do the deed. I'm sure there are other people on their way. Probably now, Yeah. What are your next? Steps what? What what? What is your plan of action then? What do you want us to do? I had a suggestion. Which is. We, I don't mean to play fits with you. That's so uncomfortable. We. Go sorry, I gave myself a ick. We go to the palace again with the Prince because as far as pancreatitis is where he's gonna kill the Prince.

So we could just have him in that scenario like we're with it and then we can like watch him like spend a day or two just sneaking about seeing what we can gather for ourselves before we act. That would I, I think with what Zilla is is saying we've been drinking a lot with. We've not actually met formally, I just still watched you sleep. Charmed, Charmed. I hold my hand, that one. I I fear that if the Prince stays here, it's going to get more and more dangerous because there are going to be more and more people.

Once he finds out you haven't gone after him. Once he finds out Anderson is dead by you, you hit the body right? I took the body to a resting place. Yes. Yeah. You took it to the medics room. I love to love him in the medics room. Fuck I gave them the head. I I even said, look, there was an accident in the training. Oh yeah, I think he usually beheaded him and then just took the head in and said can you fix? This, I think, I think it would have been great, but I just don't think it's safe. I think we need to move the Prince.

I think we need to. I dare say you're being followed. All of you are probably being followed, but certainly Persephalus in The Prince I would imagine I'm being followed. Well, that's Balswell because he had this stupid sword. Where is that now? Because I don't have it on me. Yeah. So how can they be following us? Well, they're following us with. They'll find a fucking way. I mean, you are in the palace. I He's tracking you from the other side of the country of the. Sword I flip the Prince upside down and just shake.

Him to see if. He's got any trackers on him? We could send Night Light out to like Scout to see if anyone's watching us. He's inconspicuous and we don't use him. As in, can speak with us as a tiny little dragon flying around can. Be and everyone's pissed and he's not to fly. He can crawl. I mean perception check. Is there anyone that looks fucking dodgy right now? Like. A perception check? Yeah, I feel. Like Night light should do a perception check. I have. Can night light give me help action? You're 12.

Yeah. If you want to say night light, sort of like scurries around the bar a little bit, you can do it. If I notice, I'll say. That's better 18/19/2021. OK, you kind of all just poke your head up above the table and kind of look around and it mostly just seems like a your usual busy inner city bar. Lots of people. It's quite loud in here, like you're not having to lower your voices too much to avoid being heard. Lots of people at tables all talking, drinking glasses, chinking, etcetera and the usual noise.

You do think there's a couple of people that are maybe watching you specifically. Having said that, you're a crassly, you're a tea fling. I am a. Tea. Yeah, I keep forgetting that fact. And you have a little dragon, he's scout scurrying around. He's so cute though. You send him off towards the door. He's definitely eating candles. Sorry, Yeah, he's. Just nicking off the tables as he goes. And Long grabs a little candle off of a table. We hear someone go Hey, that cat stole my candle. Cat the Dragon no.

We want them to think of the. Cat. Oh, sorry cat. Burning hands and goes over to the window, has a peek at the window, scurries back over. Don't worry about a candle. No, no, no. No so cute, man.

I have a few questions. The reason why I was. Yeah, did you find? Anything. There's a couple of the days that look a bit sketch, but that could be because you're ick and I am. You have no idea what the dragon saw. Well, I can ask the dragon because I can speak to him. You can, yes. Oh, sure, Yeah, I do speak. What did you see? You can't speak about it was yes. The reason why I asked about Archimedes is because Pancreatitis was awfully insistent on having Archimedes as the Prince's advisor. I mean, he's, he's peculiar.

He's, I think just a crazy old man. I don't think he's a puppet. I think he's, he's wiser than he appears. He's served Glutinian as well during during his reign, as far as I can tell. I don't think he's he's a suspect. If anything, I think he might be an ally. You mentioned that you served in Kasmaiden. Have you? Were you there long? I was there about 6:00 or seven months. I was embedding myself within the Red Hawks as a just a street thug essentially, high enough up that I can get rumours about goings on.

I've come on, Pancreatitis told me about a village during the war that was sacked in the Qasmidan borders. You don't happen to have any historic knowledge of this event, do you? No yeah a lot of villages were destroyed in the area. Qasmidan was the first city to be sieged by Katie's. All of the area around it was probably raised in the process and then re raised in the war as they fought back. I don't. I don't really know. I'm the a student of history as such. Did I ask if Night light saw anything?

Did you see anything night light? I used to speak of animals. Gnawing on a candle, there's a couple of creepy looking guys at the. Outside I think I saw maybe a. Couple of creepy looking guys outside. I think we've overstayed our welcome. What are the creepy guys like wearing just so we know to? No, just like big big big like kind of cloaks. Big cloaks. Yeah, that sounds big. Yeah, that sounds kind of maybe I. Can blend in with them with my horns. Bell just gets up. Look. At my blue skin. Bell kicks back his stone, gets up and stretches.

I think it's time I hit the road. Unsheathed his arcane sword and starts walking towards the door. OK, it's here like. I hold my Whoa. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. What? What did we decide what our plan of action was going to? Be we need to get the Prince away. But we don't really know where away or safe is. Yeah, Silla, where do you suggest I take the we take the Prince. Where is safe? I don't know where it's safe. I think arrest pancreatitis if possible so that he could be questioned. OK. Kill if necessary.

Take the Prince with you. I will come with you. Now. I think move quickly. He if he thinks that Belcephalus is moving against the Prince, we should move it against him. OK, fuck it, let's go. Yep, so. You go to the door to the pub, haven't drawn your sword? Yep, people already go. Oh my God, you're just walking straight out to the street. I kick the door open, I'm going to make a strength. I'm going to strength make a strength check to because I'm assuming. Whether it actually swings open or I just kind of go I'm.

Assuming because, like, the 200 guys are standing, like near the door. Yeah. Night. Night, Yeah. Anyone. I don't know. I can't talk to him. He looks at Riff. Riff looks at Night Light. Night Light looks at. It whereabouts are they standing? Because as do guys. Directly opposite in the street. Directly opposite the building. They're directly opposite the building on the other side of the street, so there's no point in kicking the door because the door didn't do anything wrong. I don't know, but it's about the dramatics.

Isn't it? I opened the door and then I superiority lunch at the guys across the across the street. Cool. So as you open the door, you will see that there is sort of like a Plaza in front of where this pub is. And then, yeah, coming towards you, there's loads of people around, but. Yeah, it's not the evening. Having already been told what you're looking for, there's two guys walking towards you with hoods up, but you can see underneath the hoods the glimmer of the bronze mask.

These two guys are coming at you sort of like at a 45° angle, coming in to sort of like meet on where the door is. And then there is one directly ahead as well, who again cloak, bronze mask. If you're going to lunch, I will let you. I'll let you have a surprise stack on that. I'll let you roll roll advantage to attack him and everyone roll initiative. Don't eat 20 to hit. It's a hit that definitely hit. Who you going for? I'm going. To go for the one on. The one cool 3020 definitely hits wrong damage.

19. Damage. 19 damage. Kill. Yeah, you killed the first one.

That's rough, man, That's rough. That's crazy. Wow. OK, yeah, so you've got a bigger looking guy that was in the middle, and then you've got a smaller guy fucking what you just killed. Charge or run him through and just lift him up the ground. His heart is on the tip of my blade. I throw his. I throw his carcass on the floor. I turn to the guy on the left fucking carcass, and there's a corpse. It turns to dust when you kill it. I'm. Not going to worry about that right now. 19 to hits. Yeah, which one are you getting?

The guy in the middle is the closest, yeah. Yeah. Attack him Nine points of slashing and two points of four stamp and he is set. If you're up sick. I think I want to try and look really cool and I walk out and I I look at Bell and I go and I reach behind my back like I'm reaching for a sword and then I cast flame blade and I like. She gives me the eye. If you will. Big cheesy grin I am going to go for. Whichever you have to say, OK. Going to go for the one straight ahead of me and then do you know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to give myself raw magic for advantage. Fuck me 1010.

Yes, how cool do you look? Doesn't hit. Does he know that's I then you seeking spell? Because if you make an attack roll for a spell and you miss you could spend 2 sorcery points to re roll the D20 bitch. Alright, sorry, not you, I was. Just telling you what happened when you rolled the day just getting. Exciting that I'm I'm getting excited, but I'm using the the shit that I actually. Had in the face of the book. I'm not calling you a bitch, I'm calling the universe. OK. Fuck yeah, 21. 21. Right, 3D6, 11 and then I'll roll on my roll with magic.

Point Cool 98.1 ally of your choice within 300 feet regains 2D ten hit points. No one's lost any hit points. Was. Fine, I'm missing. Big Grassley, you're up. I give my bagpipes a big old 2 and I'm gonna do vicious mockery. Cool little guy or big guy? Little cool. He makes a wisdom. Say 17 passes gives. You AD 8:00. Nice.

That's their turn, right? Guy the Bell's attacking. I think he's going to attack. He did what teachers do. He picked on you because you weren't paying attention. Yeah, I was. Reading my he also. Thinks you look weaker. He's going to attack with a short sword. She's not going to like that I'm. Not going to lie, I'm looking like I'm. Pretty sorry that's not 20 to hit you. 12 damage. I'm going. To kill you. Doesn't say, just stares at you and then he's going to attack you again. Dude, back off. That sounds good.

There's. A 15 to here just. Everything hits me. 21 That was 40 sixes that rolled 2 sixes A5 and two. You're getting fucked. Fuck it. OK, I'm. Actually enjoying this. Mind your fucking business. The one that Grassley tried to attack is then going to attack. RIP RIP. Don't be a Dick. He's serious. No, Well, you. You. Does 5 damage. Oh my God, what do you have? Point. Fuck, that's annoying. Does this one attack twice? Holy shit. No, it's now Bell's turn. He did 38 points of damage. I was like, why is that a challenge really for oh?

I just push the little, just push the big guy away. I just Crouch down and I just smile for a second. Slap your face. Try to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not so fucking special. I you'd. Be. Dead having a happy day.

It's looking a bit nervous. Just like step just take a back step are. You gonna? Just take a back step. He's. Angry because I was. Yeah, I know. I. Was right to disengage. Disengage. Disengage, I go. Why you doing that? Because he wants me dead. I can't, I mean that, but no, I would never actively kill a pint member. I'm not about to rush in and save them if they get themselves in trouble. You're in trouble too, you started. This fucking fuck. Mate you've started this shit, I don't need to help you and you fucked.

Up. Look who's almost dead. Mate, I'm going to leave. OK, you're just disengaging, apparently. Riff, it's your turn. What the? Fuck's going on? I don't. Know. Always so fucking pleased with yourself being an asshole. I told you that he was playing both sides of the field and we couldn't trust him. I don't think it's that, I think he's just petty as shit. Incredibly petty. Yeah, OK. I'm gonna I'll, yeah, I'll tie the K off 19 plus whatever. The really scary guy or the my ugly scary guy or Bell? Don't fucking tempt me, big guy.

Fuck it 13 cool. And then misty step away. Cool, back inside the pub with Vic. Or is it still at the pub? I assumed it was in the doorway, yeah. I'm like there, but I'm not like massively engaged. I've missed my attack and nobody's come for me. They think I'm probably just a loud drunk. Yeah, I'm misty. Step towards the way towards the palace. OK, so further up the street. Yes, I. Can't reach you with my kill ways.

But it is your turn. Joy, your one HP if I'm. Dead. I'm dead if. They're disengaging. I'm getting the fuck out of here too. You would have to run past them at this point and Bell, we may well attack you. Wait. Wait wait wait wait. I use mirror image and then run past them.

Yeah, that chance of hitting one of your mirror images, Yeah. Go. So you cast me your image? Yes, I just flee. Follow these two. I think Bell just took a step back, so you sort of run past. Following Roof because I don't trust Bell. Yeah, you run OK. You have to say Roof basically teleported through them. I'm getting lots of me and then running away. Cool. Yeah, they'll both take attacks of opportunity against you. Oh, I. Forgot what magic? Oh yeah, What? Magic. Yeah. Yeah, go back. 62 For the next minute any flammable non magical object you touch that isn't being worn or carried by another creature burst into flame and takes 1D45 damage and is burning.

I touch a house. Really it only takes 1D more damage. Step down the street. You're just like. OK. Touch the palace, touch bell if I'm. Honest, it gets mirror imaging and running past. Yeah, OK, there you take. Yeah, 6 or 9. I cannot believe that neither of them hit me. Oh, no. And the other one, yeah, the dirt. He definitely hits hang. On wait wait wait, what's 9 plus? 5 roll AD 64, you run past in a cloud of X, the big scary guy swings his sword and hits one of the mirror X and then roll again one.

I think that means he hits you, but he only does AD 6 of damage. So he does 8 damage. That's their turns. The big guy is going to attack. Bell Prince and Siller are both in the pub still. Siller is kind of keeping the Prince safe. Babysitter. If you forgot the Prince. That guy wrote in that 20 to hit Bell. Yeah. Way. Funny though. OK, 34 damage. I'm so glad I. Did not get me. 34 damage, yeah, that's the one I would have sucked. Yeah, 34 damage about and then the other one is going to attack bell hit, run a 3.

That's annoying. And then so you guys run past or rib gets mangled and then teleports away. It runs past these things, go towards the pub and just start stabbing off bell rib. We forgot the print. Just as you just near us. He was and he ran away. But. We left the person we're trying to stop getting murdered alone in a pub in the town where. With a piss agent though. With a piss. Agent you turn back see what's going on as you see Bell get fucking wailed on by this scary looking guy with a bronze mask.

Got a big sword as you see a small sphere come out from the top of the building and as it comes down into the middle of the square it explodes. Bell will make a constitution saving. You guys are OK because you're not standing in the square. 17 that's. Annoying this thing lands in the middle of like a bell and all like these guys that he's fighting. 15 damage on bell as this blinding. That's ick and rhythm. Make a perception check if you want to see if you can spot where that came from. Fucking that one, I'm really hurt 18 not gonna leave you to die 'cause that'd be a shitty thing to do.

You should. Spit on him and walk away. I first need to heal myself. You should touch him with your fire hammer. Oh. So I'm so happy to see you in pain. Well, I'll have. My blind. My my rage blinded. Me. OK, we've been 18. You look up to see where this came from and you see like another hooded figure, I. Generally looked up. Or like sort of like hanging off the side of a building Assassin's Creed style. And you can see that like they've they're clearly watching where that thing had gone as you like tailed back up.

You don't, you're so focused on following that you don't even see the big flashing explosion. You just see this guy like and then climb back up onto the roof. OK, you are the only person that can heal, so you'll. Have to heal him. Do I roll this? Oh, yeah, And then this guy attacks you. Yeah. OK. On past about nice rearview up. Right, yeah, so I cast false life on myself and 10 H and then I will witch's bolt on the big guy. Cool. Oh no, I can't do 2 spells. No one far you can do a count trip. I can do a count trip right?

I will do Sorcerer's burst. Kill to hit. That's miss OK. I stand there like a fucking lemon. Hey, you're up. Yeah, now like if I use Cure Wounds on Bell. You would have to not. Anywhere near Bell. Run back through the guys. Use my crossbow. You've I mean, you've still got mirror image up so but. I run back through the guys and use cure wounds out. OK, this guy, I can't believe this is how you die is. This a TPK? Yeah, fuck me you're so bad at armour as well as. A 12. The first guy, he rolls at advantage.

Is that six or nine? OK, that's a six. It's lame. Lame is 6. It's an 11 to hear ick. He misses. He misses the first guy. He misses the second one. Takes the reaction on you. It's a three. He misses 6:00 to 5:00. I slide through the middle and two wounds on bound. OK, he gets us just shocked. 2 down to D8. Let's back up. It's these two things turns. What is going with Zach? The big guy is going to attack Ick but. He doesn't like. Mirror image set up right? Yeah, yeah, you. Still, yeah, you've still got a mirror image.

So if he hits you, which with 19, he'll hit you. So roller D62HE hits you or no? Oh God. Sixes 19 damage a week and then the other one is going to attack Bell. He's on the floor still, so it's an advantage. This is 17, yes yeah, 9 damage on Bell. I have two feet. Have some barbecue in space I think that you need. The person on the rooftop. Oh my God. Takes three attacks. You're gonna take a shot at each of these. It's a 3 + 9 as well, so it's still just misses. That's annoying. Oh wait, it hits.

This is bad. So 12 to hit Dick today, 20 to hit Bell fuck. Me not 20 to hit. You've done it now this is. TBK. This is TBK. Oh my God. You'll survive. OK ick takes 4 damage. Oh that's fine, I can live with that. Bell takes 8 damage. Come back down, roll AD 6 to see if you take your damage. OK, so it hits you 4 damage. Yeah, that's OK. You take. So you take 4 damage. Yeah, how much do I? Take sorry, 18 damage that pretty much everyone's down. Yeah yeah, it crashes up. OK, Yeah, man, Bell Cephalus make a death saving throw.

Not 20.

Bell posts back up all one hit point. Is it my goddamn time? Yeah, you can have an attack. You can. Follow the kids phone. I'm going to attack the the big guy with my Arcane blade 27. Hit the guy. So 17 and then I action search and I attack again. That hit, it's five damage at all. Still up? And then I've only got on HP and. Riff make a def save. Chokes up a bit of blood.

The guy that Bell was fighting is going to total Bell. The smaller guy turns round and rooms over Riff and as he prepares to strike you hear her and the Prince attacks him. Well. Done, Sam.

Yes, that's that luck we like. That's that luck. Oh. My God. OK, you. Don't understand? We're all just about dead, yeah. You've been saving. You're. On you've been saving a day mate, we've. Literally been saved by like what? How old are you Sam? We've been saved by a 7 year old. Checked out. For your sword, hold in there.

OK, big guy. A little guy. You kill the big guy. Yeah. The one the best fighting. Before and he killed. I know that's about lazy. Those magic. Roles, everybody. Pat the Samuel. Let's get. His luck, Robin. Oh, why is he sticky? The Prince comes out. Even Uncle Kyle's getting in on. Dab's the big guy in the back. It crashed the you're up. He's just a little guy there, so. He stole my kill do. You need. Look at Robin, his luck on me. Do you need kill wounds or do you need me to attack? No, I would pick.

Kill me.

Kill. Wings on Riv? Yeah, eight and two. Fucking hell. Plus your spell casting so. +681660 you. God damn. Riv comes up with fire in her eyes. I got your. Green. That is, she's. Got more than me now. That is the bad guy, weedy guy. He's looking a bit scared he's going to attack Riv because he's on the floor so he gets advantage, but the Prince uses his defender reaction to impose disadvantage and. Is that a six? Or a nine. So he misses. Back around to Bell. Well done. Buddy. You saved me my leaves, thank you.

Incredible that. Was like. I feel like without his lucky role. We would Riv. Riv, like Riv, has a tear. Down. The face basically only rolls net 20s when he's in a. Fight and then I I want to get on one knee to the Prince and then just hack around his waist. Fist bumper as you stand up about finish this guy. Yeah, OK. My time. Is that a 649? Like. People need to stop rolling 6:00 and 9:00. Yeah, stop it. I'm going to. Stop. Growing. It's dead. The last one crumples to dust. Rib for the first time, no sphere since since the beach when she lied about being a captain, starts having a panic attack.

There is one person left, the. Fuck out on the. Road, but that can wait till next time. That is why I'll end the episode. Oh my God.

I was like, soften them up a little bit before they go and fight pancreatitis. Fucking dead we need. A long rest, I said. Like. Oh my God. Well, you can. Have. Room you can probably short rest yourselves because you've used a few I think. Sorry, Karen. No, Yeah, you can. I think it was just like bad roll after bad roll. And then they were through Health I. Thought they were like nap 20 inch chip almost one shot bell. Pretty sure did one shot bell, almost one shot me.

Silent Assassin. Fucking insane. Oh my God. OK, like. I cannot. I don't have words. I need the full rest. Just so you know, I can't have short rest. I need the full rest pretty. Sure, I need it as well. Well that note like great subscribe, Christ comment, share all the stuff, tell everyone about how these idiots got saved by a primary schooler. Hey, Bell. And we'll go drink whiskey, yeah. Yeah. That sounds like a great idea. Yeah. I'm fucking owed, guys. Only if it's the ick Wrassly 1. Oh yeah, I already I already had a really soft sauce soft spot for the Prince, but I full on like he's.

Becoming a warrior. Honestly, I'm so proud. Like a little bit like. I'm, I'm, I'm like full on not hiding it. I'm like, I'm so goddamn proud of you. Yeah, pretty good. Anyway, learn from the best. I wouldn't say that that's what Bell was doing. He was. He was giving the friends room to shine and grow. Yeah. I'm topping them up. All part of the plan I. Never thought the Bell would be willing to give someone else the limelight. Bye. Bye. Sixo9didgmail.com. Yeah, bye. Bye. Fuck.

I just, I found out that someone's listening to our podcast, so that I thought you'd be excited about it, was Lewis. Cool. Yeah, good. Notice someone who started listening. That's how low our figures are. You notice when we get a new follower. Hi, Lewis. Hello whoever you are. Maureen, Son. Let's not get all of that. That's my Facebook. Fuck. OK, Yeah. Hi. Hello, long time no speak. You just need to relate it back to someone I know. How do you know who that doesn't matter anyway? Anyway, I wait.

For the.

Coffee machine so fucking rude, Yes. Please give it a name. Dennis. Dennis. The coffee, Jemima, The coffee machine No. OK. No, Maybe we need to see name. I gave it a name.

My yeah, that's exactly what we're bringing. Clementine, the coffee machine. No, it's. Not Oh, it doesn't matter. Clive. We could call it Cunt Clive. I love it, it spews brown liquid that keeps me alive, no? You can't wet the majority of the. Time. It's usually. Wet.

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