Panatheon 29: Daddy Panky

Hello and. Welcome to 6 or 9. And now with the D&D podcast made by Idiots. My name is Matt Cool and I'm joined by Maria Nicholson. I'm playing it crassly. Carl Nicholson. I'm still playing Belle. I've got a blessed *.

And Alex Sherman did. You just did. You just say my name. For the first time. He finally. Prompted. He felt like you deserved it after having to listen to him rant about all. Sorts I will be playing Belsapolis. I never heard of Banquet. I use OH. My daddy, Danny, No. I don't have Danny Panko tie to. Daddy Panky. Danny Panky, we need to put that on a T-shirt.

I would wear a T-shirt. Oh my God, how are you doing? I'm a. Little. Bit exhausted after your rant, I'm not going to lie. Can I run some fine? I'm just. I don't really care about the rant. I wasn't really listening to it. But you know, I'm I'm, I've got a ballista. Yep, you've got a. Ballista. You've got a ballista. I have found out that I had a Cape. I mean, I know I had a Cape. I know that was cannon. It was always cannon. It's just that the Cape actually had some good shit on it. That you've not been using do.

Magic, now the Cape. No, I so I, I gave. So this is from when you met Lagathrax and she gave you some loot and Belle got Ogre fist gauntlets. That makes him really strong. You got magic beans? Yeah, she's used a couple of Times Now and she got cloak which gave her I used. The magic beans once and it was in the horseshit. Yeah, anyway, her cloak, her cloak is actually really helpful. She didn't write any of it down. She would do a recap. Yeah, now. Last time in Bandit. Theon you guys were accosted outside Hyman Taylor's burning mansion by gods of Fasse.

One particularly angry old looking guy, Solaridos, demanded that you return to the Fasse and palace with him so that you could be interrogated. You revealed to Damsel Solaridos and Perry Mander another one of Damsel's followers and assistance, but you'd found notes in Hyman Toda Stella indicating that he was planning to commit treason and probably included pancreatitis in those plans. Harry Mander took bells to one side and revealed that he was concerned about pancreatitis role in all of these talks about sedition and treason and that he was also worried about Saleridos loyalty.

You guys then argued with Saleridos and Perry Mander and themselves about who was betraying who, why they were betraying whoever they were betraying, and who should be on the side of the Prince. Eventually, Solaridos, having been caught out by Perry Mander's spying, admitted that he was in a pretty precarious position and looking pretty shifty, but he didn't mean anything by it and was willing to help you get back to Annan's. You guys snuck out in the dead of night on a cart, although Belcephalus gave his two handed great sword Cerberus Fang, which is in charge with a tracking spell of some kind, to another cart and send it as a decoy.

Sad. Face. While you guys were running away in the cart, you were attacked by a pack of Knowles riding giant hyenas as well as a hyena drawn cart building a giant ballista. You fought off the hyenas, Bell stole the ballista or kidnapped or whatever liberated the ballista. Yes, I did. I procured procured the blister. You crossed the bridge over a ravine. Pull to the. Side and that is where we are now and also you levelled up, yeah. Yeah. Are we planning on like attaching your ballistic cart to the back of our cart then?

Yeah, I don't really know how you feed hyenas, which is giant ones. Take parts off the ballistic cart to fix our cart and then abandoned the ballista car because we don't need it and it's not very inconspicuous.

I don't this is a this is a fine piece of weaponry. This can kill many things. Very inconspicuous. Doesn't need to be. Yes, we truly told them we wanted to go. Stealthily. Stealthily. Well, if we get attacked again, it might be useful to have backup. Who told you you could speak? I'm sorry in. Your box. Let's get back in the bench seat now. My Lord. Finally. Suddenly now he gives him respect. Yeah, finally some respect. Yeah, OK, We'll keep the ballistic ballistic cart. You're in charge of it. Well, we could just move the ballistic to our cart.

Oh, it detaches. Well, also we don't have anything I. Make so much. Pull that cart with. Why don't? You hate these two ideas snapping at each other. Let's snap again when it comes. Near put it on ours and then use stuff from that cart to fix ours. A deal, Yeah. Yeah, right. Isn't it funny how often it crassly says a thing, everyone yells at him and then they end up resolving by doing his plan I feel. So attacked all. The time. Yeah. Anyway do. You want? Do you want help with the? Ballista. Oh, now you're asking nicely.

Oh. Fuck you then you caught her a bit roof. Gets on the, gets on the cart and sits. Very love. You repair your cart, you got enough managed to lift the ballister off of its mounting and put it onto your cart and then, yeah, Mosey on back to Annan's. The rest of the road to Annan's isn't particularly trying, so we'll say you have a long rest. That's when you level up. But as you approach Annan's, you need to decide plan of action. Are you going to go in like everything's fine, just head straight up to the palace?

Are you going to try and sneak in Pancreatitis? The communications that Pancreatitis and Archimedes were making with the people of with Perry, Manda and Saleridos in Fasse shows that he knows you guys are gone. He knows that the Prince is missing, although he's not as bad as before. He knows where he is because he's had communication with these people. He's just pissed off. Why don't we go in like everything's fine? We brought the Prince back. We did what we were supposed to do. Got him to, got him to like show his ability to be a leader.

That's what we thought we wanted to do. Sorry, we took him without No. Just tell him we don't trust him. We took the prints because we've heard for his safety. And then I think we. I think we. Maybe keep it chill and then when he starts to act a bit suspicious we like why? Are you like, suspicious? Kind of thing. I we, I think our we need to just have the most solid of solid excuses as to why we snuck the Prince out in the dead of night. We had to get off early, make sure we got to where we needed to be.

But wouldn't a pancreatitis wanted us to do that anyway? So why did your ownership fit that the Prince left He. He. Left because you were missing for like 2. Construction, yeah. Yeah. If. We wanted. Him to do with that it. Wouldn't have been a problem. The Prince took initiative. Wanted to leave early to get a good head start. Sorry. I think we made the Prince speak to him. OK. I. You think that's? Wise I think we should let the Prince try because otherwise he's never going to stand up to his uncle.

We're not going to be around forever. The Prince is going to have to figure a shit out and then if it goes badly we'll step in. But let's just give him the opportunity I. Mean. Because if we speak for the Prince, Charlotte Prince, if we speak for the Prince all the time, right? We're only going to piss off his uncle, and his uncle is then going to continuously try to bump us off. But if the Prince comes back, Prince. Yeah. Are you happy with the story? Yeah, we wanted to head up early and. We you wanted to take initiative.

I took initiative. Well done. Yeah. OK, good. Right, let's just walk in. Heard you were trying to get hold of us. Didn't mean to worry you kind. Of let's just walk in and see what he says and then the Prince knows the story. So if he yells at us, you need to jump in with the story, OK? If he follows review, come to the rescue, because Belle's going to be too busy taking the fucking knee to the uncle, and he's going to be useless to us in this situation. And I'll keep an eye on what's happening around us.

And if I see something shifty, I'll use message to tell you. Yeah. OK. Sold. Deal sorted. Belle's got a strap on. Let's go. All right. Yeah. So you guys head straight into Annan's. So as with most of the roads in Annan's, you enter through a gate and it's a nice wide paved Ave that leads right to the centre right to this big hill where the palace is. You go up the side of this hill. As you approach the palace, there are guards obviously lining the actual entrance gate. You arrive, the Prince. It's me guys.

You approach the palace. The Prince flashes like a smile at the guards. Like it's me. You know me, guys. But let you in with the Prince. You walk into the throne room, essentially the sort of like greeting area where you were before, where you had your meet and greet the big party when you arrived. And Pancreas Titus is sat in a throne at the end of the hall. Kind of like just leaning on one arm, talking to some officials and some assistance dictating a load of messages and notes and stuff. He gives me Dougal Mackenzie vibes from Outlander.

You know, like he, he's pissed off that he's the younger brother. Let's not give him reason to set all of the guards on us. So just at the very least curtsy when we get within range, yes. I'm not going to curtsy. About. He's yes, that's what I meant. He's not. He is technically because. He's not mine. You're in his Kingdom, you will show respect. I I I grow tired. Of having to tell you this rather than being like just good. Just do this might just happen that my shoes aren't all placed and I have to look at it.

Yeah, I, I. Stamp on your foot to make you go down. He sees you guys coming and like sits up at his throne and like basically just like stands up and walks between all of these assistants and stuff like and they're all kind of like mid scribbling and they will stop Like what what you looking at him and he strides across the foreign room. I just like. He. Looks pissed and as he approaches like. Oh, how the Princess returned again, has he? About time. Well, immediately just takes the name. Pulls A cloak over and goes.

It doesn't hide his laughter. Hi, Uncle. Becky, Becky. Daddy No, he spells. Daddy Becky. What did you say? My, my, my, my, my patron, my Lord, please no. It's. Inside joke it's. Fine, Daddy, daddy, daddy. Panky. Sorry. He's Uncle Panky to the front. Yeah, that's probably right. Yeah. Yeah, sorry, sorry, I said. It's been a long journey on the road. Shit, he's gone down. With the bonding experience for all right guys. Yeah, but you can stand. It's fine. Well, the Princess Kingdom. Oh, you can stand he's.

Like tapping you on the head. No, it's OK. You can stand up now. It's OK. Quickly gaze up. Back your time. He's. Folded. Like purple faced my. Lord Bell. Get up. You look like a Dick, Bell. Daddy's. No. Daddy please. Please. Daddy, No. Daddy takes his belt off. Manish, I am, I'm, I, I hold myself 100% responsible. I apologise that we did not report to you that the we were taking the Prince to obtain his advisor. He interrupts you to whip you in the face with his belt. Yeah, he's you guys can't see because Bell's great.

Because you're. You guys can see because you're Bell's got his head down. So he doesn't. He is glaring at the back of Bell's head. You're off the top of it, I guess. Your job is to keep the Prince secure and safe. How? How is extracting him from the castle in the dead of night in any way keeping him safe? Where have you been? I give the Prince a little shove forward to tell this fucking story. Hey, whoa. Uncle Bang Bang, Uncle Bang. Great ideas. Yeah, it's so sweat dripping. Down Bells. It's cool.

It's cool like. We giggle because they nearly called him Uncle Panky. Yeah. We like elbow each other. We. We had a load of shit went down when we were on our way back before and we were worried. Belle Belle was worried like people would come and get me in the night or whatever. And so he thought that like I need, I need, I need to be doing, I took the initiative. I need to, I need to be preparing myself to be in charge. And so I said we need to go to amnesty and get my advisor. And Bell was really against it, but he, he said it was fine.

And so we went, we went to amnesty. It went really well. We signed up a new. And he looks at, he looks at exactly the. New chat visor so it's all going really well. Like I know everyone thought everyone thought I was going to screw it up. I give the Prince that ever such a slight kick in the back of the heels. Yeah, the main thing is I've showed initiative and I've taken the lead and I, we've been to that say we find a bunch of dolls and stuff at that say. Can I use message? Yep, and I'm the monarch, not you.

And besides that, I'm the monarch and not you. Yeah, pretty fuck yeah. Bella's puce riff riff doesn't say anything, but she buffs off a bit. She goes. It put his hands on his hips because he was waiting for that sentence to come out. And then he goes, hashtag my Prince.

Hashtag not my daddy. Patty, hashtag my my king, you. See him? His face goes like deep deep purple. He's it's like but like by biting his lip. Alice has been reading lots of romance. But he. Takes a deep breath. And as you can, as you can clearly see, my Lord, I have fulfilled my duties. Not only does the Prince have his advisor, but he is also unscathed. That advisor is still under consideration. Yeah, make a perception check on him. Fuck. Anybody else get bacon Perception? What? Do I add to? Perception.

Do you know what? Oh no. Do you add anything? Oh no, I have a long rest. Well, that gives me a grand total of 0. 6 or 16 and I use tides and cows but I haven't used the spells. You can see like he takes the moment to compose himself, like you can almost see him swallow his ball of rage and it seems they're really stick in his throat. I like a really half hearted sigh like. Well, the important thing is you are OK. I am. It looks like both Cephalus has even managed to fit you out in a set of armour.

And he like clasps the Prince by the shoulder, like sort of shakes him. To get everyone else in the room like excited about the Prince and just to piss off Daddy Panky that tiny bit more. Can I roll for a performance to get be like everyone on the Prince has returned? Yes, I'll let you roll it. I'm going to I'm going to give you the health action and go, yes, I'll rifle ruler. 15. Yeah, yeah. You see a lot of the advisers kind of like shrug at each other and quite a few of them come over and they're like, sort of like applauding.

You see some of the random because people are coming in to meet with pancreatitis or whoever's in charge. You see people come over and like applauding. Some of the people that he was talking to were still stood by the throne, kind of like looking at each other like I wanted to. Like fill the herd a little bit so we can see how safe he is. So how many people are not looking happy? There's like 3 people by the throne and they look more like. Terrified than unhappy. They like, like, do we? Do we give?

I have a feeling that Bell is Bell feels just as terrified as those Thrones. Yeah, yeah. I hope Bell laugh off the floor. I. Push him back down. I think we should forcefully. Help him. I've not I've not been given. I've not been given the. I don't think you're going to get. I don't think you're going to get it. And actually, we're given it by the Prince. Yeah, who is the right? You're now ignoring the command of the rightful ruler in his own palace, surrounded by his advisors that are happy to see him.

So now you just look like a Dick. Because I am still employed by pancreatitis, here's my patron. He gave you a tracking device sort thingy so oh. Let's not. Say. That I'm just. I'm not saying that out loud. Which makes sense.

Bank your tighty's clasp his hands behind his back and kind of like sizes everyone up so. Riff does the same. He kissed. Me for intimidation. Professor Snake vibes you. Know. Oh yeah, like as disapproving scowl. Yeah, storms are out of place, +6 to intimidation. OK, how? About a + 4. That's 16. OK, you like side eyes you and then looks at the Prince. It's like. The important thing is that you are OK. Obviously Bosephalus has kept you safe, as reckless as the plan of action you came up with. And he looks at the Prince.

Your plan was? Against Sia I, I take full responsibility. I I apologise. As you say, as the Prince says, he's taking the initiative. He's trying to show the leader he will be one day as he takes his father's place soon. Reckless, I would say. Yeah, but I mean, he's going to take the throne pretty soon because. We can have the ceremony tomorrow. Yeah, honestly, he's available. Let's get the advisor. Let's do it, everyone. I'll perform the music with the ceremony. It does seem that you've been through a lot and you've achieved quite a lot.

Why do you dismiss it so quickly? Rivari what Ick if you could take the Prince and he calls. Over a couple of guards and advisors. Go and get. Refreshed, I was in trouble. Find yourself some refreshments. Bells going to get punished. Take yourself to the Prince's. Office. I sling my arm over the prince's shoulder. Oh, come. On Oh guys, I got this amazing jukebox in my office. Let's go do. You have any crassly. You know I fucking do. No, I can't stay about. You guys go skipping off into the palace surrounded by guards and advisers.

Cannot. Fucking sick of fans or try to ask the Prince questions and stuff. Can I follow them for a little bit? Yeah. And then can I use my ghost step tattoo? Yeah, what does that do? I want to stay in here. It's so it OK Ghostly form. So it has three charges. You have resistance, you can't be grappled. You can move through a bone is actually while the tattoos on your skin. You can expend one of the tattoos charges to become incorporeal. OK, so like a ghost. Yeah. Is that still going to be like seems?

To be invisible. Yeah, yeah. OK. OK, I can't be grappled and I can move through creatures. Yeah, I want to follow them and then double S back and go back into the main room. Cool with Bell because I'm pretty sure Ick and the Prince are safe with each other. So yeah, roll a stealth check to start with and just to hang back. A bit OK 11. OK, you hang back. People notice. However, Pancreatitis has his back to you as he's used you kind of like hide behind a pillar. I thought it was more like we went through a door.

Yeah, they're they're going for a door, but they're still in the frame room at the moment. Yeah, so I kind of go through the door, use go step and come back. OK, cool. So you're invisible. For that. OK, cool. Yeah, you see Pancreatitis standing over there with his hands, like class binds back and he kind of like circles round about a bit and then sniff. Scissor. We need to have a debrief. Bosophilus, come with me to my office. Yes, my name. And he walks off and you give it a good moment before rising.

And there's, so this, this phone room has a lot of like doors leading off of it, but there's a couple of like specific offices which you would know, there's like ones or like war room if you like. It's got like a map of the country and all this. And like Glutien has had his own office to one side. Pancreatitis has one that he's been using while he's been in charge and he goes for it to there. So it's not far away. He walks in and he sits down at his desk and then sort of like swivels round in his chair as you walk in.

I go into the office and stand behind Pankoji. OK. Cool, cool Bell enters the room. Slowly close the door. Yeah. Why so 10 spots up for this is. He really asking that? Question and he's soldier. Thank you. Good has been. Good has been a very trying few days. My Lord, you have no idea the amount of mental strain it is travelling with those two personalities.

I can't. I can't hear what's being saying. I have to wait for you to tell me what he said right about it. How long does your go step last? I have no fucking idea. Why do we have to try to find someone to. Hide. Yeah. Is there like curtains? Yeah, there's curtains. Yeah. I'm going to top behind a curtain. Cool. And he leaves his office afterwards. Yeah, he he leans. Back in his in his seat and rests an arm on his desk, kind of like. Tapping his finger on the desk and he seems to be kind of thoughtful.

Hey Alexi. And he's like, I need to know exactly what has happened since you have been gone.

We travelled to Amnesty. We were able to make contact with the school and took part in that pageant talent show. Just tangent. There's got to be a bloody better way to get an advisor. I mean, seriously, that's.

Sometimes. Have you met? Isn't? Have you met the one that he has chosen? Oh my God. Yeah, like is it Brad, Chad or trust?

Is it the one that does lacrosse or is it? Dad, I think he's the lawyer's. Son, Oh dear, they all definitely play lacrosse. Yes, well there are certain things. Traditions become a thing for a reason, but I feel like maybe if someone in charge decided the tradition should end or change somewhat, maybe that could be arranged that. Would be so much better. We were able to uncover a plot and my Lord, I have to say it does not look good from where you're standing.

Daddy panky sweats. Oh my God, there is a part of me that wants to hurt my head out. I dispense, I do you. Have any spells you can Chuck at them while you're well If you're ghosting, wise off. Oh no, I'm just hiding now it's worn off. And you've got nothing you can use to shut him up. Like just to do something that makes him stop because he's going. To I open up, I open up the I open up my, my, my satchel, my, my shoulder bag and I produce the letters that the letters of assassination that we discovered on the bandit body at the beginning of the white white ride, the start of the quest and the the flesh or the flesh skin with the tattoo that piece of skin.

He's going to give us, he's going to give him all of our secrets and shit. He looks all he's You've laid us all out on the desk. Yeah. Please tell me that there is a shadow organisation that is masquerading as you. There's got to be some sort of mistake. He stands up for his chair, crosses the room, pulls out another chair by his desk. Both selfless, take a seat. And then he crosses over the room, picks up a bowl and a couple of goblets, comes down, puts them on the desk balls, uncorks the bottle, pours some wine out, obviously 1.

Takes a sip, puts it down. Do you remember how we Met Ball Selfless? You're you were in the stands at the gladiatorial arena. You watched me fight. I was able to claim my name. I claim I won my name. And you became my patron. You made me your champion, your, shall we say, your personage within the arena. And you you trained me. You funded my my schooling and my tutelage, and then you funded me to the the the Tournament of the Killing Fields. So easy I am. I have not forgotten the great debt that I owe you.

Not quite. That is, we actually met long before that around the city of Kazmaiden during the war against Katies. I was a general under my brother. We'd fought off a Kadian army outside of village Receptance wine, among a village that was destroyed by the invaders. I fought off many of the invaders myself, and as I searched the village for survivors, they were not alive, save a young woman. Her babe she clutched. The woman was grievously injured. The last thing she did was by press the child into my arms, told me to take care of it, died on the spot and I felt nothing for the child.

Initially I handed you to the brothers of the temple in Casmaylan. Once it was liberated, they trained you and put you in the arena, as many of the children do. It was only after that time that I realised the responsibility I'd been given. I went back to find you, Took me a long time. When I finally discovered where you were, I couldn't mistake those eyes, your mother's eyes. I knew it was you. I watched you fight. I watched you do whatever it took to survive, to win. And I knew. I knew I could invest in that.

Yes, I became your patron. That is what you remember. I helped train you, raise you, get you through the fields of Elysium. Do you know why I did that? I need people I can trust around me. My brother was a great king and warrior, but he betrayed the trust of the people of Panatheon. He said a bad president. His son is a FOP. 4. Yeah, Riv. Grinds. Her teeth.

I thought you. Like hated the Prince. You were just all firm. You get you go to love him. I go to love him, honestly. He's a sweet little bean. They are the the the president would be the treaty that you're referring to. Yes, they are the the peace treaty between according. To the hordes of Panatheon. You think the? Lords of Casmiran, that's saying damn near was so willing to bend the knee to my brother. No, he betrayed them. The Prince represents that betrayal. He is weak. The men, the men of Panatheon, the men of the armies, this land fought for me.

They have died for me, and they have won with me. They know my name, they know my face. More than that, the new order my brother brought in, God's rest him. And he takes another large sip. It's inspired, obviously, but there is. Something greater at foot and he sits back like he leans back in his chair and sort of picks up the piece of skin and kind of like buys the the tattoo on it.

There are. Bigger prizes, more powerful gains to make. Panatheon is just a beginning. Which is why. I need to request. Something of you? Do I have your trust? Answer me this that document that bears your seal, your signature. The orders are to eliminate the Prince and anyone else with him. Why couldn't you trust me to kill him if you had asked? Why waste the time and the effort and the money to put me through schooling, to put me through hell, to put me through the killing fields of Elysium? Why forge me to be your warrior if you will not not trust me to complete that simple task?

What are you going to do if he gives you the task now? An Assassin's blade is not as subtle a weapon as many would think. I thought I could be clever, you know? I thought, I thought, stage a shipwreck. How hard can that be? But he survived. You brought him back. You brought him back to Anna's alive, unharmed. Fulfilling my duty. You know he runs off to college. I know the dangers that are out there. I know what he's about to face. Maybe. Maybe he would die. But you bring it back. Still, I misjudged you.

I knew you were strong, and I knew you had the will to do whatever needs to be done. But truth be told, you may feel betrayed. Yes, you nearly died in a shipwreck. Anderson died. Anderson was weak. But you just hear, you just hear a release of breath. But. He kind of stands up and he goes over in his bookcase. He pulls a scroll out and it clicks the bookcase kind of like swings in Anderson. Anderson steps out of the.

Oh shit, there. Is always a backup plan. I've I've seen this, I've seen this, this, this this, this, this trick, this, this transference, this happens. This happened in with with Harmontera, yes. I I have discovered the secret to immortality. I have mastered rebirth. You've shown great will and determination by surface, which is why I have one. More thing to ask of you. And then, yeah, he goes over, picks up a dagger from a sideboard, crosses, sits back down opposite you and hands it to you. Sort of like offers it to you handle first.

I've been trying to avoid or I can save every soul in band of day on but I need control of band of day on first take this kill the Prince. I can't wait for the biggest fattest. I told you so is when he comes back to us. I have. I have. I have a question. Why is there a? Why was there a tracking sigil on the weapon that you bequeathed me when you gave me office? Starts tapping a little pirate. You see a flash of like doubts on me across his. Face, you're the Prince. I need to know where he is. As I said, I planned.

I always planned to bring you back. I have that ability now. Use it to. Die for. I take, I, I pick up the diagram and then I get up out of the chair and I turn my back. My Lord, I just hope that the place is worth it and then I'll leave, No. No, don't get to leave with you. You step. Behind a cat then. Fuck. Do you know what? I'll stay in here actually. I leave and then I head to the training arena. Not to go and tell Ikken, well you know he's a double crosser so I have a weaker in first. OK, yeah, to the training arena.

Riff, you're in his office. He sits back down. You see him like Recline, take another big gob of wine and he looks at Anderson in the cupboard and he goes. I think that went rather well. Follow him. Make sure he does it. If he doesn't do it, kill him. Anderson leaves the room. OK, I'm going to use my next charge on my ghost tattoo. Yep. And try and get out of there. Go. I'm literally going to walk through a wall like not even go within his, not even go within his lines eyesight. I'm going to like do.

That through the wall. Yeah, literally through the wall and I'm out and I'm going to book it to Bell. Yep, cool. You go to Chase Bell. Oh, you're in the training arena, so you're surrounded by like punching bags and then wooden dummies with lots of sticks coming out in. Different angles and spin. Around I go over to the weapons rack and I pick up a sword and I start swinging it and then it breaks. So I go over to the rack and I pick up another sword and then I start swinging it and then it breaks and and then I go over and then I grab another dummy, slam it down and I grab another sword and then I take one final swing and that breaks and then my armour breaks off and my muscles start bulging and I just let out this blood curdled fucking war.

Don't do it though. The pure rage that I feel for the fact that she was fucking right all this time hurts so much. I love how. I caught.

As you had having your released your rage Yeah behind you. Fucking just pieces of black armour, just like shine. Away here, behind you. Did you get lost, man?

Anderson. Yeah.

It's so good. It's so good to see you alive. He goes over it like, yeah, arms up, embraces you, claps you on the back. Spa now. Now is not the time to perform the task. The the idiots fucking babysitters will be on high guard please for a while. Spa with me.

OK. The persuasion check or intimidation check if you want. 13. Shrugs as I ever picks up a training sword. Stands opposite you. You. Don't really have time for this man. He's supposed to be, you know. A mime's doing the like line across this great thing, huh? You think he's going to the? Courtyard, it's the middle of the day. Yes, we have time come. Am I there yet? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I I I run into the training pitch. Ah.

I cast rage. I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna say Addison. I'm gonna spar with him. You go. This I think it's. Cool. No, no, no, no. I'm afraid of bells. Addison. Addison, shut the fuck up. Do you know who you are? Sorry. I. You're kind of familiar. No, sorry, he's lost. But who's this chick? This chick, I am the daughter of Hecata. I will kill you. Fuck off. OK, intimidation. Yeah, 25. Go like ready for raises his hands going oh OK well then walks away and then. As he's walking away, can I chicken like?

Him, we're tripping. No chicken leg. I want to hit the back of his knee. Oh. OK, Yeah. It's. 15. I'll bake him, do a dex check. It's in that one. It goes fucking sprawling. What the fuck man? Fuck off. Jesus Christ, why? What were we doing? Oh what the fuck? Dude, you know, like as he's walking out, he like turns to bow. He's like bow kind of like flaps his arms. He's like, make it quick. Yeah, make it quick. He's not going to wait all day. Yeah, I'll make it quick. That's 17, Anderson. OK. OK, go for that.

I'm not angry. Yeah, I'll, I'll make I'll make it quick. Pull out the arcane, my arcane blade and I charged. I charged Alan Anderson and. Oh, for flavour. For his head. For flavour, he was aiming towards me. I step. Up. That's 192021 points gorgeous.

I I look at Bell and go. Are we killing him? Yeah, how do you want to kill him? Oh, I bet. OK, nice. Oh, no. Would you look at that, A terrible training accident. Everyone here can see that that was a terrible accident. It was a terrible accident. I what swing y'all in by your mouth flat out of the chest splat of blood across across ribs, chest. My eyes are fucking like wide and just like bloodshot because like the veins not a word. I don't know what a shame. I will, I will, I will, I will carry your body to the resting place of Thanatos's chambers.

Hades Court. What do we call the Braveyard? As I pick up, I pick up Anderson's body up a whole lot over my shoulder. Why are you even here? So I was in the room. No, you won't. Yeah. No, you won't. Yeah, I was behind the. How you know that gusts of wind you had? That pen that got very good? Seriously. I'm pretty sure Ghost Tattoo gives you your charges back at the end of the day, right? Yeah, I'm going to use my last charge and just show you. Good, fantastic. OK, fine, you don't. I don't know how long this lasts, but you need to track down the spymaster and then tell them to meet me in the graveyard.

Now go fucking flee. Said that if you don't kill him. Spy Master. Now go. Flee. Yes, Come. Chop, chop. Now come on. Don't. Ever talk to me like that again? You're the reason why I'm like this. That is not my fault. It is not my fault that you didn't listen. It's Bell having a many be. Bell It's a major many be. I followed you there because I was worried about you and I wanted to make sure that he wasn't going to do anything untoward.

When I recover, I will. I will. I will gladly take out my barbarian rage upon you. But I can't do that right now, and you don't have a lot of time left, so go Yes. Who's the? Fucking spymaster. I don't know who he's talking about. Yeah. Not my fault. They were asleep when you met Cilla. Also, she didn't give you a way to. No, no, I know we're. Just making shit up now. I think what do you want to do, Belle I? Think you should convince God I'm not here, but you should convince Belle to tell the Prince.

Yeah, it feels like finding Ick in the Prince to make sure they're. We'll, we'll get to that. We'll get to that. But first, and we need a, we need a suitable decoy. Fucking hell. Decoy alibi.

What do we? What's the decoy for? I was saying, as you heard, I got tyres once the Prince dead and pull out the dagger and and he's given me this. So we need a body that looks vaguely like the Prince in a bed that the Prince would sleep in, at a time where the Prince would be asleep. And you just got rid of Anderson We. Need to find a child. I will go. You deal with whatever this is or an innocent, I will go and get Ick and the Prince. I don't know what we're going to do about a decoy. Well. That's what I need.

Fucking you should have went to. Anderson's corpse. No, it's too big. Just put some pillows under the covers. I'm not helping you. I'm not here. No, you're not.

Is there like a fucking morgue or something in the? Palace. No. Why doesn't Prince? She's a mop paddle. They're about the same kind of weedy. Look, I'll get them and we'll meet up and we'll figure something out, OK? OK, Where are you going to be? I need to put another tracker on you. Sorry. No, you'll you'll, you'll know. You'll know. You'll find me. Yeah. You can't do you. Know heartbroken cries I'm I I told you and I go I am sorry I was right. It that sounds really like blow me. I was trying to be blind but you do whatever this is.

I know it should be a lot. OK, you're going to go find. Very good at words, right? OK, I'm going to. Go find it in the Prince right. So you right across the palace go for the like a courtyard and you find it in the Prince in this like it's like a bar. Like, you know, you get like people have like a bar in a garden or whatever, like a mega garden, like a shed someone's cut half the wall out of. And yeah. And then they like they they go, oh, I've got a pop in my garden, that sort of thing. Yeah, it's like that, but like all made of marble and gold and there's a guy handing out drinks to people.

The Prince and Aircar are looking like pretty happy sharing drinks. I all of these fucking assistants and sycophants and people coming over and like giving him clipboards. He's like stamping stuff or scribbling stuff down. He's having a great time pretending to be in charge. I I walk over. There's nothing written. I on the clipboard. I whack my hands on both of their shoulders. I go. Time to go. Let's go. Go Prince. This is great I'm doing. No, no, he's like. You know what? Waving a guy over, he's like, look.

Look at this thing I just signed. It's great. We we have to go. We have to go. You've got a meeting. Let's. Oh, yeah. Very important. OK, cool. Grab the Prince, OK? It picks the Prince up and puts him in a fireman's carry. OK. We'll be back. What's Bell doing? I leave the I go out into the courtyard. I'm assuming that there's an Infirmary of some sort nearby, because training arena accidents do happen. People get hurt. Yeah, there might be a first aid room. Are you carrying his body in his head separately?

No. OK. It stumbles it into. A pile and arms. That's that's still that OK. Cool. I bring the body into the, the first aid room. There's been a terrible incident. There's been a dreadful accident. I, I, I helped myself completely responsible. I I lost control and.

Oh my goodness, what happened to this man? Culpability. For sake. This individual was spouting horrible lies above of, of wanting to wanting to slay the Prince and overthrow the Kingdom. And while we were training, he and he, he said that he said that they that that pygretitis was wasn't kind of wasn't a wasn't a good man. And I, I, I just I, I just, I just lost control. I, I, I don't. I don't even. Feel like, well, I stayed detected. It was like, oh. Well, this is beyond my skill.

Can we lay this? Can we lay this body to rest? Like I can, yeah, I will message someone from the Ossieri. Thank you. The Ossieri bonus? No, I mean, yeah. Yeah. I I will get someone from the. The temple. To come and get him, yes. I'm, I'm going to, I'm going to go lay down like I just don't know what came over me. Was he just one? Of those days. Crazy sentence. I've just decapitated someone. It's just one of those. Days. One of those days. My God. OK. I'm still wide. Bell clutches his head as he just staggers out and walks away into the into the by like the by the nobles Congre into like the court area.

OK. I am looking for, I'm a member of the I'm either a member of the security or the like the public member of like the stealth and spies. There was a man that we met Argos. Yeah, looking for him. OK. Flat 18 on an investigation. Cool, You don't find Argos because he's not there, because he's got nothing to do with him. But you do find a guy in a piss like a blazer. Like a dark cloak with PISS right on the. Back of it can can I help you? Yes, was a, was a was a was a safe place to talk. Come with me.

He takes you to like a random side room. Is there a problem, Sir? Did Silla give out her name when we met? She did. Didn't, Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. I I don't mean this like, against you. There's a certain agent I'm looking for. Her name was Silla. Insurance. I can, I can see if someone can get hold of her. She's stationed here. Yes. OK, cool. Yeah, I'll see if I can get hold of hold of someone. Still going to be quick though. I'll have to head back to or get a messenger to go back to headquarters.

It's in town. The the the Tavern in town. Tell us so that you can meet us. Meet me there. OK, Mind's got a man a minute coming down of a battle of a raging just battle high. OK, fine. Before you before you go by any chance you haven't happened to have seen my Lord anywhere, have you? Or Grassley. It Grassley. Yeah, they were with the Prince in the entertainment wing. Fucking. Yeah, we're. Over now the. Wine Garden. Yeah, that's why you guys last were. Yeah, that's why I sent her. Yeah, I'm coming to come by DO as well.

I'm sure we'll. Yes, yeah, yeah. You meet each other in a corridor, so on the way, right? Tavern Town. Now let's go. The Prince. The Prince is coming with us. Yes. To the Tavern. I have no idea why or what's going on. So I'm just like, yeah. We had a long rest, didn't we? Pub crawl? Yeah, we did OK. Cool, it's excited to be on the pub crawl. You make your way to a Tavern in town with a hilarious name. I'm sure the. King's Boob. Yeah, sure, the King's boob. The the board at the side is a picture of the king with like some tasteful side boob from his toga.

It's just a superimposed breast with a crown. Yes, it's just it's always the King's head, isn't it? So today it's the King's boob or moob. If you prefer King's daddy. It's called The King's Head, but it's a picture of an erect penis with a crown. Around the top of it.

God damn. Anyway. Daddy Panky's. Favourite. We all know. Such a sincere like anyway. Yeah, so you had to the Kings food or whatever this place is called, and you take your seat at a booth and it's quite, quite bustling in. This is a pre. It's like a fancy wine bar outside the Houses of Parliament. Like most of them are the one in the Houses of Parliament because it's free, but if it's busy they end up coming here. So it's all like rich people or gaffouring each other. Who makes sense? We're with the prints.

Frailing. Cocaine off the tables I. Feel like we're underdressed? Especially. Bell, where's your armour?

Don't need it you. Kind of bro it out. Whoa, man, that is Yeah. It's kind of a statement, yeah. At least maybe you're gonna feel like a leather strap across your chest or something like. You should like wear it less often because your town is so uneven. Yeah, maybe your best. Are you full naked? Naked. No. OK. It's got just the top. Yeah, my. God, this is a little flap on the street. I've still got, I've still got like my. I've still got like my scarf. Yeah, cute. What are?

We doing here? Why didn't we come here so quickly? Drink drink riffs, looking extremely on edge. She's just like.

It goes to get around in what you having guys? Something strong, and a lot of it. Yes. I'll go up to the bartender. I'll have a barrel of whiskey, please. Do you have the Ikrasley whiskey? There was a. The. Non alcoholic. Yeah, good play.

He probably just around. He picks up a barrel, puts it on the side, wipes off the dust on the side. He's got a picture of Ikrasley in Star sunglasses. 2 thumbs up and it says that to me. Never going to give you up, but he goes. That's feels like it. Fairly tasteless. Aim for alcohol, but whatever. And then? When he looks back at me, I'm doing the exact poses on the barrel to see if he notices me. Oh. Yeah, we're on a persuasion. Check performance or something. See if you can get discount. 1718192020.

One holy shit, this is. You. Oh my. God, no one's ever asked for this. Before my God knows how long it's been here. Great. It's just beats as well. Barrel age. Yeah, it's. Going to be good. It's got like. 100 gold. As I can see this he's. Just OK, good. It gives you the barrel. Thanks. OK, you guys. Come back to the table and I slam the barrel down and I go guess what I got for free. Yeah. I fill a glass up and I slid and then I get my own. Put a straw into the hole where the cork was in the barrel.

Just into this begin. I pulled the Prince of Whiskey. Oh, thanks. I feel like I've heard this. I've I've really like, I didn't do a lot of official work, but you're really going to like what I did. And then, as before he can tell you what he was doing, someone appears at the table in a little blank cloak, pulls back their hair. They've got like, pulls back their point. They've got like straight like knife cut blonde hair and like. Piercing boys, she looks. Like looks directly at Bell. This is incredibly.

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