Panatheon 32: Spears and Sorcery

0:01 Hello and welcome to his Head 609, an amateur DND podcast made by idiots. My name's Matt Court. I'm DME. I'm joined by Maria Nicholson. I'm. Playing IK Grassley. Carla Nicholson. I'm playing Bell, please. Stop shouting into the microphone. Andre Silva. I like it. I like. It famed Arsenal. I like that. Maybe, I don't know. I'm playing. Who are we going to play today? Oh RIP. OK. Are you sure? Yeah. Maybe the Prince, I don't know. Yeah. He's mine. The real, though? Anyway, how we were doing real? Tired.

0:43 Psyched. Pumped. Ready to go? Channel with that. Alex is tired too. She was unit when you. Are she set me off. No, honestly, I'm psyched.

0:56 Yeah, we're ready for Bow. Ready to fuck up some traitors? I'm like, the sooner we kill him, the sooner we can go get lunch. I got, I got a little piece, a little piece of news from the home front. I meant to mention last episode that I didn't. I've started to learn how to drive like I had actually. I thought it was going to be more about fucking I've had. I've had my first, I've had my first lesson, I've got my second lesson on on the 10th. Yeah. Exciting. So yeah, good. That's fine, right? I'm very happy about this development.

1:24 Yeah, yeah. I got in the key ring for the spare car key and it says I'm not yelling, I'm Scottish. And we can't find the car on the car key. Plus the spare car key. So I had to give him the key ring and be like look this is symbolic. It shows my faith. Look, this shows that I care and I'm excited for you. I'm going to find the car key. I'll put it on there. OK, right. Good. So we're excited. Yeah, I was willing to drive. What else is happening? What about? Oh, we're going to do a recap? Yeah, let's do a recap.

1:58 OK. Last time in Panatheon, you guys scurried into the sewers beneath the city of Annan's to find a piss safe house, which was in the sewers. Didn't think about that at the time. Anyway, whilst there you guys started making plans for how you were going to counteract pancreatitis. Attempts to do a coup on the Prince COO in all over him. Well, this is I was about to say COO sounds really cute and not like an aggressive we're gonna overthrow the power. Like. The hairy Coos in it. What hairy Coos. Scott it's colour for cow.

2:40 Right. It's not, it's the accent, right? Yes. Someone's eating me Coos. Like. It's the what was that thing? It's Tuba Nebre, I think. I think it'll be Coos A. Cuddle or a hug or whatever. It's like, I think a cuddle or a hug or whatever is a Curry and that's like not far off a KU or a KU. Anyway, Cinder agreed to send messages out to as many people as possible that you have encountered built ties with around Pantheon. The Prince and Belle shared a bit of a moment as he as the Prince questioned where Belle's loyalties lay.

3:22 Riff coming to Belle's defence, sort of. Still not clear where they stand on each other, but whatever. You had a good night's sleep, you woke up, still have told you guys out with armour, weapons, spell scrolls, potions, etcetera. They just have revealed that you had indeed gained some allies for the fight ahead. You sat out for the palace and along the way you hit the gladiatorial arena where Bell summoned some of his old comrades to come and fight by side once again. On the way to the palace, you met guards from Dasse, her consent led by Solaridos, who you know attempts to continue making up for looking like you was trying to betray you.

4:05 All has come to fight by your side. I know the feeling man, I generally. Don't remember him?

4:13 You approached the palace and were able to get in on impeded frankly, but when you arrived in the throne room, Pancreatitis was waiting Kid out for a war. He had more of these returned soldiers by his side in their black cloaks and bronze masks. He ready to sword what dies with Bell and says it's treason. Then that's where we are now. After he said that launching with. I mean, I can, but I don't. I think we're kind of roll initiative. Well, yeah, you, you, you walk it like you're probably not going to get a surprise round here, let's be honest.

4:56 You'd be like, I was insane. I was not. My brain make a perception check before we start fighting. 14 give me. That I never had the government. Took my character sheet you piece of shit 1516. Cool, you notice on the stage as you approach, standing next to the Dennis at the front. Pancreatitis is standing.

5:21 He said. Deus, I don't know.

5:29 See. We don't always fight.

5:36 On the on the dais at the front, like at the back of the throne room where the throne is, where Pancreatitis is standing, he's got like these soldiers lined up in front of him. He does have another character standing to the side in a in a black cloak. With. Little horns poking out, brim of the hood. Unmistakably, you see the pallid blue skin of a teeth wing. Jeff Pull pulls her cloak back. This is a traitor. Yeah, you see magic starting to sparkle her hands you. Fucking bitch. Raw initiative. Do you want to go take care of your sister?

6:18 God damn it, shit. Right, here's how this is going to work. So obviously you've got a whole bunch of allies with you now, and Pancreatitis has got his army in front of him too, without having to roll individually for every single motherfucker that's here at the top of the round. The groups are going to fight each other. So you've got a for saying group and this group. So the Wizards have come out of side door. So you've got Primos, Archimedes, Chad and a bunch of other dudes in robes are on one side of the room.

6:49 We'll say you've taken your blessed potions as well. Yeah, they're on one side of the room. So on your right flank you've got the Animus group, you've got the Fasse group on the left flank and then coming up behind you've got the PIS group. So all of these PIS agents have joined as well. It's. Like the final fight in Harry Potter. At the top of the round, they'll all take turns. They're all D Sixers, so you can each take control of one group if you wish. They all have abilities, so you can give them advantage or you can add a number to their role.

7:17 They will have a recharge of either four to six or five to six, or they can roll flat. They roll against this, a group of each for pancreatitis forces. Whoever gets the highest score, scores a point. They get plus one. The people they're fighting get a -1 The goal is to get your opponent to -3 OK, yeah, yeah. They each have their own ability as well. This is kind of. And gladiators. And gladiators. Oh shit, you do have gladiators. Yes, Fuck me. Bell wanted to lead the gladiators. Riv, who do you want to lead?

7:48 I think you can have the horses. You have better friends. I'll have the Pierce agents. No. Who else have we? Got we've got the Wizards, but they have Chad. No, they don't. I'll take the Wizards. They do have Chad, he said. He literally said that you can't change it.

8:04 I can. You can put them in the frontline. I'm. Going to put Chad in a bin. Chad go to the and the piss agents have the Prince. That's 4. I can make them out of them. I'll take them. OK, gladiators, Wizards, horses, the pisser with the Prince. Cool, right? There you go, the Prince. So you can give them advantage, you can add stuff to their roles or you can minus a number to the enemy role. Alternatively, they also have an ability which gladiators they can basically charge an enemy and you can add a role to whoever you're fighting.

8:40 Fasaiens can throw Spears, amnes throw magic and the Pierce agents are going to be healing. They've got healing potions. So essentially they're like fighting at close range, but then you can have someone throw a healing potion D and they'll essentially cast masculine. Yeah, sick. So, but then that would be so you can do that on their turn instead of doing adding something to their role. Yeah. So they're going to be fighting each other. So ideally you could, if you lower 1 of pancreatitis forces to -3 they're defeated, they can move on to supporting another group or supporting you, depending on how your fight is going.

9:17 You have pancreatitis, big beefy motherfucker right at a far end. He is standing next to, he's got Shiv to one side and then in front of him he's got a line of these sentries. So you do have to fight some of the weedy guys, too. He's got a line of them in front of him and then Shiv and Pancreatitis at the back. OK, at the moment he's about 60 foot away. This is the other end of the room. He's 120 foot away. Oh, what?

9:48 Everything I have, 150, everything I have is like 60 feet. I was like, oh, I'm just going to come straight at him with this and now I can't now. OK, no, he's 60 foot away. 60 feet, OK. I I can't just change the rules, that's fine. OK, so the first round is actually these groups, so they all charge together and Chad, Chad is gonna fucking own Chad. Cast Circle of death. Chad, you'll take this, bro. But. If you can impress me, maybe I'll give him more time of day. Yeah, this is your time, Chad. Like I said, if you stick them in the front lines, it'll be one of the first to die.

10:23 OK, so we'll just go around the table. So first up, we've got ick. So you've got your soldiers. You can use their ability so they can throw Spears at someone. They you can give them advantage, give them a plus one to their role, a + 2 to their role, or a -, 2 to their enemy. I'm going to send them straight in with Spears. Yep. We're higher up, aren't we? Because we're horse people. So we're kind of like at least a head above. Yeah, yeah, we're like a horse height. Yeah, Yeah. So we are going to aim at the centuries in front of.

10:54 Hey, cool. All right then. I've got the height of bandage. Cool. So the first thing they do, so it just yells facades space and they launch. You see like a volley of spheres go flying at these. They can take our lives, they cannot take our freedom. There's five of these guys, so I'll say there's five spheres, 2 Nat 20s. These fucking guys are owning, and there's a two and a four and then a 15. So two hit, so they do that and then it's AD 6, right? So take AD 6, we roll off. It's a tie. Cool. So like you see the the Saiyans go in, throw Spears this frontline of centuries, take a bunch of Spears and then more come in from the side and the ones at the front and your fascinating guards just fight off the one guys in the front and they're at a standstill.

11:37 Bell gladiators can charge. They can charge a line and basically throw them off. He's like he will go on my first whistle.

11:50 Do we have to take out the frontline to get to the other? I mean you can try and get through the frontline to get to pancreatitis, but it's probably easier to just mow them down. But like, is there like because there's more than one like mini factions? Yeah, you won't. You won't necessarily need to interact with the big groups. They're interacting with each other. Yeah, yeah. So if I wanted to send the gun, the gun is into attack a different group, yeah. Do I need to get rid of? Do I need to go through that that?

12:18 No, you can have them attack a. Different group. OK, are they charge the Wizards on the they're on? Our side Wizards are on your side. No, no, the ones. Fighting. This is what I meant. The other. Ones inside? Cool, so you can charge the ones fighting the Wizards? Yes. Cool, so we'll roll off against them. Are you giving them a bonus to anything? Yeah, sure, let's use -2 on the other. Day right I get 0. I got a 2. Fuck no, that's a good, good role, right? So Riff, that's you. They now have -1 to their role.

12:54 Amazing, I will get them to start firing. Spells off. Cool. So they basically like an artillery strike? Yeah, on a 20 foot sphere. Love. So you can aim that where the hell you want. I'm going to get it on the the group in front of cool. So they're again, they will just make a save against these fire bombs and shit. They're coming in. Come on boys. OK 19 and 19 and 14 so 22 miss three hit. Awesome D6 for each one that hits.

13:26 Oh yes, my boys. The first guy takes another six damage. He That first guard is getting fucked the hell up. Cool. That frontline is getting fucked up. Nice. Wizards roll off. Oh, Wizards take a beating. They're not used to melee fighting. That's why we're here. Bless it. That's why we're here to help you. Aim for the one that looks like a frat boy. Yeah, bring an idea. Yeah, no. He. Wants it? No. I think you should stand near the back. Oh yeah. But it would be a very good idea. Wouldn't the theme have their own voice?

14:01 Maybe you should all stop. Talking shouldn't be here at all.

14:06 Right, that's piss versus their group. Someone wants to roll for piss roll. Yeah, when? We're rolling roll D6 for piss. What do we think? Let's give them a +2 to their role, yeah? 7. Five Okay, so piss make a win against their group. Okay, pancreatitis, what can he do? Yeah, he's just gonna chill for a minute. He's gonna. He's. Just sort of standing there with. Yeah, he's just standing there. Assessing. It yeah, he's got his sword like tip down. And round I've got 1 middle finger up to Shiv and I've got 1 middle finger up to like.

14:37 Rev Raise your toe. Like is it? Raise your fingers. Everyone gives the finger. So I'm gonna I'm gonna bonus action go step tattoo. OK. So I get resistance to piercing. Yeah, bludgeoning, all that kind of shit. Yep. Can't be grappled. Can't be any of that. Yep. I'm going in. OK. She can just walk up to Shiv, yeah. Well then, she's at the other end of the room. So I'm not gonna do that yet. I'm going to. First of all, I'm gonna cast Fireball with my scroll. Yep, right in the pancreatitis. In that in that area that you will get everyone in that group.

15:16 Stunning. OK, pancreatitis. Fuck his rolls. He's +9 to his so he actually gets an 18. That's insane. Anyway, Chiff rather rolls as 16 and then the oh God they've rolled well, 15151912 and 9. OK. One of them gets fall. Down one of them gets full damage. All the rest get half 20. 828 One of the centuries. Just is dead. 14 the one that's been fucked up by spells and Spears goes up in smoke. That one has one hit point left and the other one takes 14 damage. Pancreato tease takes 14 damage and shift takes 14 damage.

16:04 OK, I'm going. To move forward play. Cool. And then you roll roll AD 20 for Wild Magic. Oh yeah, good Bell, you're up going. To activate a range, join my gladiatorial brothers in combat. OK, so you're going for one of Angry Teti. 'S groups, yeah. Cool. We're gonna fight from the right and then coming cool. In that case also say if you. Join me there. Aside from raging, I'm not actually like taking an action because it all gets deferred to the. Yeah. If you want to use your turn to make them take another turn, though, we can do that, yeah.

16:41 Yeah. Yeah, cool. And I'll say because you're joining them, you're inspiring them. So roll that at advantage, OK? And these guys. Already. That's the D Sixers, Yeah, Yep. 4 So it's high. So you come in, start swinging. They're kind of like managing to rotate their formation a little bit. OK, that is it, Grassley. I'm going to use Vicious Mockery on pancreas toys. OK, yeah, he says. Fuck if I give my bardic to Riv. Yep. So this round have this as ADH. I'm just marching up and down the lines playing fucking shit on the bagpipes.

17:18 What's? Shiv gonna do. Smirk at Riff. Yeah, she's going to. You've never seen Pure Rage? Yeah, in Riff you think she's she's taking a level in Barbarian. You think you know rage? Yeah, she likes you guys. I hope you don't riff. What's happening here? What are you? Doing. Why is treason? What do you mean what are you doing? He's treason. She oh fuck, she cast ice knives. She rolled 2. You're on the wrong side of history my dude. Riv, I could take Terry second for damn you RIP. Why are you always trying to stand in the way of not everything I'm?

18:00 Trying to do dude, dude, dude, let's just forget these guys. I thought we had something cold doing this. I don't want to kill you. Becker Tighties tells me that you're all trying to use up the Kingdom. We're not. We're trying to stop him from raising an undead army and killing the Prince. Well. I didn't know that.

18:23 Maybe talk to your sister maybe. You could talk to me as well. You knew where I was. You knew I was at school. You knew I was in Amnest. Where were you? No. I was going to fuck you were I came to Amnest. She was being a captain.

18:43 Princess, he can't really do much either. He's just going to stand out the back and cheer everyone on. Go, guys, he's going to stand there. Actually, you know what? He's going to go up and stand with Bell. Yeah. He goes and joins the ranks with Bell, stands alongside him. The background to the top. Top round. So pick. Yeah. Horsemen. Yeah. They've got people fighting them. Yeah. And they get their Spears back. Yep. So what would you like to? Do throw them Spears. Throw them Spears. OK? Who are you throwing at?

19:09 At the centuries, OK. Cool. There's two left. This guy. OK, they roll, roll 5 Spears rolls to hit them. That's a hit. That's a hit. OK, two hits. Good. The one that takes one dies and the other one takes 31 century left standing in front of Thank for its IDs. He's starting to work a little bit. Like fucking know where they get these guys from? Looking around like oh shit. Maybe you shouldn't bring people back from the dead, loser. You've got a clear shot for fucking fireball now though, just say.

19:41 You don't need a clear shot for fireball. Right. So then roll D6, you win a point. Hey. Nice. Cool. So they're down 1 Bell and the Gladiators. You're up in the mix. You're fighting the Wizards group. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Minus a point. I give an advantage, yeah. Yeah, cool roller advantage. 6. Four they lose 1 The ones fighting the Wizards are starting to look a bit ropy. Riff I'm. Gonna do advantage. Cool, 1/5 and you're the Wizards as well, aren't you? Yeah, OK, the wizard, the group of the Wizards and the gladiators are fighting just crumble under this pressure.

20:14 So you lose a group of these is. There a group, nobody's fighting. There's piss agent flying with the other. Group. There's one group on the fire wing that's supposed to be fighting gladiators. They now are fighting. They're going to come in and basically fill the gap. Yeah, well, I thought you were fighting the wrong group. No. Well, he's fighting a different group, yes, but now the that group is now taking part. So they are going to come in against the Gladiators, so they're going to roll. Is that still a vage?

20:43 No, they're going to roll out advantage. 3-5 fuck. They come in and they, the gladiator team and the wizard team fight back together. They've boosted their morale, so they fight back. This group that's come in trying to fill the gap that they've just created, and then the Prince's team is going to fight at their opposition. So we're all for the piss agents. 6. Six. Fuck it up. It's a tie. That's pancreatitis. Turn. He can see his frontline is getting mowed down, so he's going to just step down the dais, swing his sword, getting ready, sort of loosening his joints.

21:26 And he stands there and he kind of looks at shift. And you went forward 30 feet. I did. Yeah. Of course he's going to go forward 30 feet. OK. He is just going to swing his fucking sword. He gets three steps, 35, and then that's 20. Yeah. How much HP do you? Have I've got resistance to some of this though? You do 26, but that's hard 13, right? That's his turn. So he he walks. Yeah, he walks right up when he gets 3 attacks and one of them he crit on the other two he missed. Just fucking infuriating.

22:01 Anyway. That's why he quit on the last. 1. Yeah, and fucking. Style. Plus you're resistant to it. But he is now in your face. But Riv, it is your turn. Are you packing tight his face? Yeah, fireball, it's 20 foot radius, so. It's certainly gonna go behind him, right? Yeah. But if you launch it over his shoulder. But I also don't want to use my last third spell, no, in case I need to yeah, use it for a counter spell. You could launch it over his shoulder and then OK. But yes, as you say, I am going to so I'm out of ghost now.

22:35 Yeah. She just left.

22:41 That was weird. That was weird. Like a mini stroke. Yeah, Alex just left chat. Sorry so my ghost AFK dropped that's fine sorry I really like freaked out. I'm going to bonus action flame blade go OK. I am going to use my tide of chaos to get advantage on a hit. Cool 18 just. It. Oh my God.

23:15 So bright light. There's a cute sword. Very. Oh, it's pretty hot. 16 damage. 16 Now you definitely roll on the wild magic. Tape Now I roll on Love Magic 86 of the. Greek creatures of your choice that you can see within 30 feet. If you take 1D to every crossing down the tape, you get 8 points equal. To the. Sum of the crossing. So he comes in just fucking slams a sword into your like like throwing your thigh and when he draws it back you flame blade just like across his chest and like black tendrils like come out of the wound into you so I can hear your wound.

23:54 I think pick 3. Creatures. You pick three creatures. They have to be 3. Different. This is up to three. I would assume it has to be different. OK, Shiv. So, Shiv, there's one century left. One century I. Thought you and Shiv were making up. I'm gonna I'm doing non lethal, OK? Non lethal necrotic absorption. And then? I don't suck you dry the most of. You D 10s, right? Yeah, they do D10. Do I roll three times or just? Once this is they take 1D10. I guess just roll once and they can each take the same amount.

24:28 Was that zero? Going zero. Yeah, Zero's 10. Zero's ten, yeah. So the century dies, really. They're not immune to the chronic damage. So that century you just see his soul leaves his body riff like.

24:44 Did you add your HP back? Shiv and pancreatitis each take 10 damage and you heal half of it so you get 15 hit points back. Don't. That's I'll go. Back up to four. Yeah, it's like you like the fuck bow. You're up. You're in the front of this Gladiators team. The Prince has come up alongside you. You've got a group in front of you, but Pancreatitis has come down. He's about 1520 foot behind you. Right, I spend a superiority die and go in for a lunging attack against pancreatitis. OK. Am I still in rage or has that been?

25:23 Like, yeah, he's in raging. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Technically you're supposed to do damage, but you've been fighting in that frontline, so I'll say yeah. In a shield war you've definitely I hit Do you 0? So like 28? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 20, 18I. Didn't even add the D 425 big. Hit. Big, big, big swing big. Big. Bell swing big. Owl Big boy swing. Like an action surge? Action Surge. Yes, Action surge to Rehit 23 hits again, 13 damage on the second hit and his speed is 0 because of my SAP. That's not what SAP does.

26:03 SAP. If you hear a creature with his weapon, the creature has disadvantage of its next attack. God ow, damn you, Bell. Shouldn't have trained him so well. Great read me the best bitch. Ick, you're up. If I use sleep. On hanky panky, will it work? I mean everything I have he rolls the saving pro 4, So what? About Bestow curse. I have to touch him. Yeah, I'm 60 feet away. Yeah. He'd moved into where? Rivers. He's 30 foot away. Yeah. Get to him. You can dash him. You can just touch his. Little butt.

26:40 Oh yeah, I slap him on the arse and bestow curse. Yeah, yeah. OK, of course he makes. What is that, a six or a nine? That's a fucking 6, OK? He didn't add anything to that. He does, he adds 7. So what's your spell save? 14. Fuck.

27:08 So you choose choose one ability. The target has disadvantage on ability cheques and saving throws made with that ability. That one the target has disadvantage on attack roles against you. In combat, the target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throat and start reaching Return or be forced to take the Dodge action. If. You if you deal damage to that target with an attack, attack roll, or spell. If you deal damage specifically, the target takes an extra 1D8 necrotic if you target his wisdom. Yeah. Then he'll be a lot weaker to do.

27:42 Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, Yeah, yes. Take his wisdom out right? Oh. Yeah, OK, so heroes are 13. What's your spell save? 14. What are you choosing? I am going to make him do a I'm taking his ability away, his wisdom. So yeah. He begins his advantage. Yes, thank you. So you. Go up and step on the ass and be somebody. Feels stupid.

28:08 I had that effect on people confused. Centuries are dead. Curious. Shiv sees that and she's going to try and stop you from fucking with him. She wasn't 8 to hit. Shiv misses it. Grassley. Yeah. Pigs off of his shiny skirt. That's the prince's turn. The Prince. Had just Shalali away. Prince is going to slap his gladiators on the back and he's going to go and join your ranks and he is going to attack. He's going to take a swing at pancreas eyes. The Prince bad. Boy. Rib the Prince has taken the swing at pancreatitis.

28:42 Oh my boy. Is that A6 or A9? It's unfortunately a six you. Whipped it. Why? He's got really high over class. Did you use the white stone boy? I feel like you suddenly realised what you did as this so got in the air. You. Look to me, I was scared right. Let's background to the the armies. So yeah, you did you use the ability last time? Yes. You used their Spears. So roll AD 6 to see if you get that back. You get that back right? What are you going to get them to do? So they're going to fight their target anyway.

29:17 Do you want to use the ability? Oh. Use the Spears. Spears game at OK, good. There's five Spears. They're going to attack him, so that's a hit. And that's a hit. But he's going to, he sees these Spears coming in. He's going to use a reaction. The warrior adds 4 to his AC. So he sees these Spears coming in and he turns around and he just like slashes them out of the air with his sword. All of them. Yeah, and then roll AD six against the team that they're fighting. Six, you're a Dick. In my defence, but it wasn't a role.

29:54 So for sayings, take a big chunk, they throw Spears at Pancreatitis and he just slashes them out of the air. You see the ones at the front start to create more of a gap in the front that they're fighting against. Bell, you're gladiators are fighting, they're fighting against, they're on the right wing. So you've almost created like a reverse wedge against this like right flank now because you've got the Wizards on the other side. Is there, Sir, we will like. The Battle of Canae fuck. I command the gladiators to charge in and aid the PERS agents.

30:31 OK, you've got two things to roll for a recharge. I do indeed. So you can roll. So the -2 is a 5 to 6 and the advantage is a four to six, so you can roll. Which one are you on for? I'm rolling for the -2. OK. 3. OK, so you can still you've got add 2 to your own role and add 1 to your own role. OK, add 2. Cool. 35. Five. OK, so you're fighting. Again, fuck ups. You're fighting against the piss agents ones Yeah yes OK, they take a hit and the ones that were fighting you are now attacking the Wizards.

31:13 They rolled a three against the Wizards 6. Fuck, they take it big old. They're fast learners. They're not a few things. Yeah, but then that is now the wizard's turn. Don't. Write them off too soon. So Wizards get a turn against the ones they're. Fighting roll for a recharge of the spells. Yep. Four. Yeah, you get that. Back sick. I'm gonna do that. You're gonna cast spells? Yep, against. The guy here is a fighting the guys fighting against the prestigious I'll. Do the same people. OK, cool, see you fighting then.

31:42 OK, roll off six. OK, the Wizards take it. The Wizards are getting fucking bad. Hey guys, we just need keeping all the Wizards. The Prince is going to order his guys to fight against the guys that he's already for. The piss. Piss agent's target. Who's going to roll for piss? I'll roll for piss. Cool, You're going to use the ability for piss. Yeah, they've got, they haven't used any of their stuff yet, OK. Well, that is AB2. Sorry. Yeah, Yeah, we'll do that. OK, cool. 8. Fuck, you know right? Go piss.

32:13 The piss agents fire a volley of crossbows into the guys in the middle of the room and they just melt away. They're gone. That is Pancreatiti's turn. He gets 3 attacks. The first one is at disadvantage. He is going to swing.

32:29 You're all there. So is the Prince.

32:34 The sweet lose the Prince. Now that'd be so annoying. Just stick a gold mask on him and away we go.

32:42 I think he is going to attack the. Yeah. Definitely it's. Hold on, there's a. Special word going on going around he hits the Prince. That is fucking depressing 4.

33:02 Why couldn't he do that when he hit me? He swings on the Prince, but it barely by the Prince lifts his shield. It just kind of batters off of his shield, like, oh, they're really kind of tickled. Is that wobbling around? His armour, just like. You know in Hercules when he gets all like, weak and yeah. Hey Bob, that was always scary. I will kill you, boy. Val gets an opportunity to attack. No, fuck you won't. There we go. No fuck. Just no fuck.

33:38 Going to attack so well because he's getting annoyed. I mean, you know. So he turns around 6 bell, takes a swing at him but misses. He blocks it and then takes a swing out a bell. He rolls 24. But the Prince sees this and uses the Prince, uses his reaction to impose disadvantage. Oh shit. And he rolls in that one. The Prince blocks. He swings on the Prince. The Prince kind of blocks it on his shield. You take a stab at him, he blocks it with like like an upside down block and then sort of swings around to a pass and the Prince knocks his sword down with his shield.

34:19 He has one more attack. And yes, boy, he's. Probably feeling a little bit stupid. Now, yes, he's just going to swing a bell, OK, because he's angry. Does his swinger to Prince? No, he swings a bell that's a 20 something to hit 16-8 damage to bell so. I still have +2 temporary. Why do you all seem so healthy? Still should have had more minions. Shivs up Shiv. She's just going to use her arcane burst at who is she going to shoot at? The Prince is obviously a target, but she's well, she was under the impression that you guys were trying to usurp the throne, but it's becoming a bit more apparent.

35:04 But that's not true. And. Maybe it's the other way round. Yeah, food for thought for the next round. Fight for us, we're on the right side. It's the only side. Here's the bloody case. It's literally the villain in this. You stupid bitch. Bake a persuasion check. 23 Shiv, please. See her like shudder as like spell forms in her hands and she's like fuck, I just shoots pancreatitis 6 or 9. God that. Stop using that thighs honestly. Yeah, it looks so tired. Terrible. Yeah, but she fires a bolt at pancreatitis and it just pings off his armour and he like, turns out to fight fire in his eyes.

35:54 Oh, you're going to regret that. That's the prince's turn. He doesn't need to fight Riff because she shave rather because she's on the side now so he is just going to stab good Fritz Fritzie boy he. Does this. Every time, fucking Alfred that was so proud of you for 2 minutes he's like like. The. Sword is really. Right in the ass, right? That's so bad, but at least. He's got plus one, so it's three damage.

36:47 He's fucking angry now. OK, That's round. What? Oh, no, I did. I skipped. You get to go. Oh, my God. No, I've skipped a load of people. Yeah, you. I skipped all the rounds. It's because Bell did a load of stuff, but OK. It's actually Ripster. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my. God, you ended the round and I was like, I definitely didn't go. That's because they all got to deal with this shit and then the Prince got to do a bunch of stuff, right? Rib, you're up. OK, I'm going to bonus action ghost tattoo again. OK, and I'm.

37:16 Where'd you go put? His pants off over his head. I am going to step through pancreatitis in between him and Shiv. OK. And then I'm going to use my fame blade again, OK, because it's concentration. For 10 minutes. And then I'm going to tighter chaos to get advantage. OK, so that is 15-6 and. 17 Oh yeah. 16. Fucking hell, that's quite good when it hits. Yeah, and I'll do my. You do my magic. I really kill everyone 40. Seven, you went up to three creatures. You choose when the fever you have the invisible condition.

38:00 The invisibility ends on the creature immediately after it makes an attack. Role deals damage, a class of spell. OK, so you. Yeah, three creatures. Yeah, Prince, you, you, you both got invisibility now, yeah. It just means you get advantage in your next attack though, isn't it? Yeah, it's a sneak, basically. Nice. OK, everyone's invisible.

38:25 I'm like, kind of. Yeah, he's. So you like turn into a ghost phase through him, he's like what the fuck? And then you slash him in the back, he's like fuck. And then everyone just disappears. Including you, because you turn invisible afterwards. He's just what the fuck, Bell? You're invisible. You're up. So that's an advantage to attack. Yeah, I guess you want to run away. 19. Yeah, yeah, it's yeah. You already used his reaction, which is annoying. I thought I added four to his AC for a long time, but it's just against the one specific attack where the Spears attacked him.

39:03 20 damage. 20 damage, Yeah.

39:08 Elbow. Elbow.

39:15 Traitors. Little rats. I was a fool to think I could have used you. Yeah, you're right, you are. I'm no one's fucking porn. No one's porn you. Tell him Bell kill him. I just like. Tim she like so he starts looking no one's porn. That's X turn and this is there's anything else I. Think if it can't be yes what I rubbed my ghost toe I have gained insubstantial take gives me grants me half damage. So if he wants to Take Me Out, I can have. OK, he's a disadvantage of his next swing, don't you? Always go.

39:54 Don't you get half damage on the rage anyway? Which means I take they don't half half I. See, because it's a quarter, it's not meant to stack. Yeah, it sucks. I think it's fun. It Grassley, you're up. So roll my D20 which? Means what you're doing. I'm gonna do your story with Oh yes, and I get to roll at advantage. You do roll at advantage. OK, you hit. Yeah, at nine, yeah, I guess that's my go, yeah. So you it Grassley reappears and just fires a little ball of light, strikes him at the shoulder.

40:25 Fuck, have we heard then is because we did ship and we did the Prince idiot. And then that is the guys, the armies. So it Grassley, the Saiyans. Yeah, you're within one hit of Downing your army group. You have the spear ability to roll four. I have to. Roll back my Sears. Yep. So you don't get the Spears back, that's OK because you've still got all of your advantage. Add stuff to your rolls, etcetera. So roll off. Are you using any of your advantage? Yes, I'll add the +2. Cool. Seven, I think that three Nice the Saiyan horse Lords stabbing down at their enemy crush them and the left wing collapses.

41:10 That's. Got to make thanks. A bit outnumbered now, Bell and the Gladiators, there's one group left. It's going to be the name of his band. There's only one group left, which is the one on the right flank fighting against the Wizards. All right. Charge. Go charge him. Six nose and count on that one. Yeah, one. Yes. Can I, can I roll to see if I recharge on the billet? Yeah, 1. Wizards, you got one group to shoot at. All my options I think I'm just going to either do advantage. Yeah, roll it, advantage.

41:43 Then these guys get a roll. What? He wants. The Wizards are so close to dying. Chad no, I've got 2 ones on. An advantage the. Wizard Corps collapses. Does that mean Chad is dead? I can hope so. Honestly, it's the only good thing they've come out of this. OK, I. Think we should def save for Chad? Yeah, yeah, we've got. Chad. Chad. Can you get who's got piss agents? Can we do cure? The Prince has got piss agents, he can do the cure wounds. I'm going to roll a DEF save. We've got Primus, Chads and Archimedes are all in that group.

42:22 You're going to roll DEF saves for them free Hamas and Archimedes both failed but that's OK because yeah on the prince's turn he sees that there's one group down he sees he sees that the wizard core is about to collapse and he tells the pissations to throw healing so they throw healing at the wizard core bring them back up to wizard core are going to come up to one point they're looking pretty hammered but that's OK that's pancreatitis turn you're. Not. Dead yet? Fucking he's got disadvantage. He's going on his first attack.

42:55 He can see Ick and he can see Bell shifts. Well, Riff's still invisible. Technically the Prince would have attacked afterwards, but we already rolled it, so the Prince is still invisible. He's going to roll against Bell. That's a three on his disadvantage rolls. He miss he's then going to roll on it Grassley, because he knows he's been cursed. Fuck me, it's a four. I'm. Going to get out of this with no injury. Again, fucking you're furious. It is such a hero. Man. Going is he good? He doesn't like being cursed, but he's also furious about he's going to attack Bell.

43:40 Makes more sense, yeah. Or was it 19 to hit Bell plus whatever? So that definitely hits Bell. Definitely hits. 21. 21. 21 damage, Is that half? No, it's 21 damage and then it's halved to say 11 damage and then halved again to I guess 6. Oh. Scathing, say 5. Damage. Oh, good swing, good side. Yeah, I'm going to have to pick them stats next time we fight. Oh fucking hell. I always thought this was going to be harder. What was that? Eight. That's ribs. Turn rib. You're invisible. Yeah, already cast Flame Blade and I have it, Yeah, and I'm using a magic action to use it.

44:29 Yeah. Does it? Does that mean I cannot cast another? Spell. You can cast the spell, it's only if you do something that needs concentration you'll lose that. Perfect. Where's the? Prince. He's invisible nearby. Can I? In any way know where he is he? Can make a perception check at disadvantage he's. Playing Marco Polo. I mean, you could just call out for him, yeah. Rinsing. OK, he was a yeah. And then I guess make a perception check advantage because he called out to you. He's on. My lap. 18 Yeah.

45:01 OK yeah, you hear him. You're all invisible in your same invisibility world, so you can see like a shade version of him somewhere. I want. To touch. Spell work. Yeah, you can touch him. Yeah. Touch.

45:20 The boy touch me riff, I'm going to touch me. Otherwise I will not give you I'm going to bonus action dragon breath. Oh fuck yeah. I go kill him and then, yeah, I give him Dragon's breath, OK? You got a special test? That's good, boy. That's concentration though, isn't it? So you'll lose your flame blade. OK, can I use my flame blade 1st and then do this? Yes. OK, perfect. I'm going to use my flame blade at advantage. Tight. Scarce. Tight scarce that sucked 40 it's. Starting at 4, it's not great.

45:56 78910 I have blessed. I mean. 13. No, that doesn't hit. Yeah, you come out of invisibility and like, swing and he turns around, just catches your hand. OK, Precious. Surprise. You're really not as scary as you think you are. I drop. Yeah, I drop. Flame blade. Flame blade. Yep. Clasp my hand on the prince's shoulder. I was like, this is who you should be scared of. And then cast Dragon's breath. OK on the Prince. Do I still roll? Yeah, you use types of curves to roll A6. Creature that is friendly towards you appears in a random unoccupied space.

46:43 Roll AD 4. Fucking how is the Unicorn coming? Back. That would be incredible. Oh my. God, it's full circle 3. That is a. Unicorn. No, that'd be too good a modron monodrone. What? But a drone. But a drone? It's like. A robot mic from Poster Zinc. Look what I made appears. So hang on, you just made that appear. Yeah. What does it do? Anything? No. It's under my control and disappears after a minute, but it's friendly to you, so I guess he just. Whoa, where am I? What? What's going on? Hey, Oh hey, boss sweets.

47:24 Nice to see you. He has he can attack with a gear, or he can fling a gear at someone. Fling a gear at pancake tatties and then just yeah. OK, you've got a bus aim. For the head. That's why This is why we have one magic. Oh my God, this looks like it just appears out nowhere. There is a fucking cock pancakes at his face. Hey bro, fucking well as well.

48:02 It's 13 damage, that's what I'm talking about.

48:08 What the fuck is you? Did such a good job.

48:17 He's looking pretty fucked up now.

48:25 That was the ending. It would have been weirdly climactic and anticlimactic. Robot Mica bit Jesus.

48:36 I love. It nice. What Snap 20? It'd be poetic if Bell took him down. You are. I was a Ford. I think I could use you weak minded as the boys. I claim your head as blood payment for the people that you have enslaved and souls that you have taken away from Hell 27. Well finish pancreatitis, I claim his head he gets in the face of a cock. Goes full swing. Down on one knee, he looks at you in so serious. I'll be back, both of us. Bitch, please, I'm going to hang you on my wall to. Mount him on one of those fucking Shields.

49:32 Put an apple in his mouth. Yes. Baseball swings, cleaves the head straight from shoulder to shoulder. Fucking surgeon Precision I. Feel like the Prince is going to be like no, the Prince. The Prince is just like, Oh my God, Riv Shiv rather looks Shiv looks like properly like oh fuck, I don't know what this is. A bad day, the last. The last group of returns collapse under pressure. You see Chad fires a fireball incident and they just explode. It's like, yeah, yes, it does

50:21 not. Oh, come on. Come on man, I. Finished them off with a Chad.

50:34 What's your name? Chad. My name is Chad. Come on man. I think we need to accept him. It's just not going.

50:41 To happen the last of the returns get crumped like exploded by this fireball and then slowly it's like the sound of battles goes away and there is a brief pause as everyone it's like kind of looks each other like 1 and then slowly you hear a ripple yeah bell holds up pancreatitis head and you just cheers her up from this fucking hole like echoing around just.

51:14 The Prince raises the sword, sort of over the crowd. The king to be yes. He starts pumping his first as charts live Long live the king sound out. Long left the king. Alex can't bring yourself to say it. We don't mean.

51:41 Friends yeah just the charge and the Prince starts just like calling like out over the crowd it's like friends this is the start the start of a new age and like his voice has got a horse reverse but yelling at piss ages to fight people in gladiators like that great Chinese resembles a bike on. Era. He, he thought he could use everyone and he thought he could, he could betray everyone and he would use use all of you here to his own ends. That is, that's not what we do. It's not cool. Bro, I didn't win here today because I had you fighting for me.

52:24 We won. Because you were fighting with me. And they all shared and that is well in the episode.

52:35 Next week with the fucking gold mask. We all know it. I'm not going to be moored into it. False sense of security. Oh God, so many nights, 20s and excellent moments in there. Oh, fucking too late. Well done. That was very good it. Wasn't as hard as I thought it would be, but. Go tap for the DM. OK, thank you everybody for listening. Like raise, subscribe, comment, share. Look us up on Amazon Music, Apple Podcasts, Good Pods, Pod Radar. We're posting on Reddit. We're going to try and set YouTube up again at some point maybe, and then come back next time to find out what the hell happens in Panatheon.

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