Panatheon 40: Bel Gets Some Head(s)

Anyway. Carry on.

Oh, OK, so Once Upon a time far away. Land the ones where I just read the lines and tell you what happens so I'd have to panic and rolling shit. No, I'm gonna shut up. So thanks. You're welcome. Welcome. 6/09 An avid TD podcast made by idiots. My name is Michael. I'm here with Cal Nicholson. I'm playing Belcephalus. Mary and. I'm playing it Grassley. And Ayrton Senna. Who the? Formula One driver sick Brazil died in a horrific but badass crash. Why? I believe. OK vibes I'm playing.

It it's. House fault. Yeah. Yeah, there you. Go I'm having a huge fun. Honestly, I'm dying. It's. Not like me. Not normally it's warm. Perfect. How are you doing? I've been insanely hot apparently. I'm OK, I'm actually pretty comfortable. It's nice. I'm comfortable for the minute that we're currently recording this in Maria and Kyle's living room, so I'm sat on the floor around the coffee table. This. Is some kind of elder abuse making me sit like this? I'm just. Saying does, why don't we do? Like it's like the cinnamon challenge, but everyone has to have a mouthful of protein powder.

I'm not. Eating new worms? Expensive. Yeah. It's expensive. If it's the one she had this morning, she said it was awful. I'll try it. I don't in fairness, in her message, in her message, she did say she doesn't like it when she messaged. It smells all. Right, what flavour is it? Chocolate. Oh mate, I'm done for that. I'll join you on some protein powder mix. Smells nice. Yeah, smell. Apparently tastes so shit. Yeah, most of it does. I mean, yeah, it's it's protein. Yeah, protein does not taste. Fast.

I know I hate the smell, I'll be honest. I can I can mix it into like a some kind of like bananas. Smoothie, they're always, they have to be really like heavily flavoured because stuff is so bad tasting. I there is, they're always a chocolate brownie flavour and the smell is so pungent. There is a cookies and cream one. Yeah, that's really good. Actually, that smells the worst. Or the strongest, probably. Yeah. And it doesn't taste bad. Have no need for protein powder. I don't want just. Naturally shredded.

No one can see me, so you can't tell if I'm lying or. Not I can see you and you're lying.

Anyway. Like a beta male thinking that he's a giga chat. Can you? Never say those words again, especially. About me. Not 20 and I win. That's how that works. Fuck. You lose, I win. I'm the DM, I always win just knowing that everyone's having a great time. Oh Boo. Unless they're having a bad. Time it seems to have developed a slight attitude after her food so I'm. Yeah, we've got to stop feeding you. We've awoken the demon. I bet you didn't have your protein powder, did you? You ate food. I ate actual food wrong.

That's the problem. You're already allowed the powder. I know, I know. That's on me. Honestly, it. Makes you strong but quiet. It's just the strong. Sign of what I've seen from those muscle men in the gym they do one wrap and walk around for 10 minutes check me out yes yeah, it's. Literally the roids. Yeah, they're kicking in, honestly. Terrified. Yeah, I'm saying yeah, I've never been to a gym. Look at me. Anyway, should we do a recap? Yeah. Last time you guys surprised attacked a bunch of giant go to bronze legs and satyrs, they were hiding on the roofs of the village of Olympia revival their ass before they even knew what was coming, and from there it was a straight up massacre.

I'm worried that by the time I've edited it, it'll be like half an hour long, but we'll see. Maybe if it is, I'll tack on one of our philosophical debates that I delete every time. They all need to be deleted.

Anyway. From our personal HR department. You can't release that to the incident.

You're probably right anyway. You killed all of the satyrs and the impusers as they were shape shifting giant satyrs with cool past legs that turn into giant goats. You skinned some of their skulls, yes.

I did. But eventually decided not to do the same thing to pancreatitis head.

And then because you specifically asked about it and I was like, right, don't do it. If he just said I am going to do it to everyone's head and I'm going to do it to pancreatitis, that would have been fucking epic. But I had to clarify. So I, in case you didn't like layer on be like, oh, I thought I did this shit. So you had to sleep in the inn. You set out onto the road, and that's where we are now. So after a day or so of traipsing through the woods, the woods actually become a bit mushier and muddier and it becomes a swamp.

Gross. And Felicia explains that like, the temple itself is hidden within a swamp. The entrance is like in an old kind of ruined shrine in the middle of the swamp. But as always, there are dangers lurking in the swamp, so keep your eyes open. I have open toed sandals. I am not amused. I look down at Belle's feet and throw up onto Belle's feet. Place your lips, her feet up and shows you that she's wearing no shoes at all because she's also got like goat moves. She's like, oh, I know. It's disgusting, isn't it?

Roof throws up again. Yeah, he's got like really mattered shit as you are going and it's getting swampy. Make a reception check. 18 You say that every time we roll well. 22. 12 Bell. Doesn't see it. Yeah, so Shiv and Fellatio both fail, as does Bell. IK and Riv actually dodge around his barking. IK and Riv at the back of the group so you get a heads up. Bells forging ahead straight into giant patch of like quicksand or like quick mud. So suddenly it becomes less like squidgy and more like very sucky and your feet start sinking as do Felicia and Shiv.

But it can rib are OK. You are able to see like where this puddle has formed as the others start sinking. Oh. Shit. So you need to figure out how to get out. Of the mud it. What the fuck? It runs the other side with this rope and will hold it across and they can pull themselves. Yeah. Do we have to roll how fast we sink? Yes. It's giving me Jumanji. What is the rolls? There is a strength check to escape. So basically pull yourself out. If you fail, you will sink. So can we give advantage with the rope?

Yep. Perfect, you happy to go to the other side? Perfect. I send ick over to the other side of the pit. Cool, and we hold a tall rope. Nice, so you can like hold on to it. Cool Bell, make a strength check. Advantage. Yep. I don't like how easy you're making this sound. 9 and I'm not kidding, at advantage. OK, that starts to sink in. He's slowly so fast. He kind of like tries to wade through. Hey, give him your bardic. He sinks up to his like waist. Shiv and Fellatio are going to roll at advantage.

Shiv gets to twelves, she fails. She sinks down to her waist as well, And then Felicia also found an 8 or five. Jesus Christ the rope is not working guys. Is this is this a TPK? Only if you and ick. Fallen. Don't fucking let me die here.

I don't know how the King would feel about it. He likes me the best anyway. It's fine.

OK. Wow, you're lost to get out then

I'm gonna go and how far? How big is the puddle? About 20 foot across, like a 20 foot diameter ick. Cloud of DAG is perfect. OK, nothing cool. Wait. I'm the same, don't worry, OK? That's all. I didn't leap to like, oh, let's do, I've got nothing. I can't cast misty step on anyone else, can I? No. Well, keep trying, guys. Yeah, really. Well, what? Happens when we sink. You start taking damage. Wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Again. Yeah, you can. You can roll as many times as you want.

You said it's strength. Yeah, this is fucked you guys up. 6.

Pouncing some more, he's thinking he's up to his his chest now. How far away is he from me? From the edge. He's like, I could say he's in the middle. He's going to go.

I'm going to lasso. OK. I'm going to tie a knot in the the thing and I'm going to lasso belt but or whoever's closest first. OK, roll to hit whoever you want. Who are you going? To hit. Oh fuck it, I'll try belt first. OK, roll the hip bell. He's the lowest I guess. I would say Vonage because he's restrained OK by the mud. 14. Yeah, I'll say that. Yeah. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. OK, that's good. OK it. Just goes around his neck. Take the rest of the rope. Tell people what you're doing.

Come on, you're like. The MIME is excellent helpful in a microphone. We're both going to pull the rope. OK, let's go. OK, roll a strength check then. It's just behind you miming pulling he's. Like just pretending. He's not helping. You could like, basically inspire. I have nothing in strength. Do. You want me to roll strength? Yeah, Can you roll strength? Come on. What did you get? One in a 5. One in a five. Amazing.

Is that a six in a nine? OK.

OK, wait, wait, wait and. I have no modifiers for strength. OK. It's a 0. You're not helping. I don't really want to help anyway. I love wishing you struggle. I there is no way I can make this better. Take, I take, I take the moose off. You put yourself into this situation, yeah. Get yourself I do it again and I try Shiv. That was too hard. That weighs a lot. Shut up, Maddie. OK, roll, roll to hit Shiv, I guess. Advantage. Yes, sure. I can use Ties of Chaos. Yeah, do Ties of Chaos. 12 She'll flower your odds about it.

Yeah, I reckon you can last her shit. Yeah, OK. Make a strength check to pull her. Out IK please help next time thank you. I'm trying fuck hell 12. It's really hard, but I'm getting that. Come on. OK, yeah, you you managed to pull her up for one bit, but she's still in in there. But she's going to use that to make her escape. OK, I thought you were just going to play some. On that. 20 She wins. Oh fucking hell, Jim Shibari. We didn't escape our mother's clutches to just die in a tar pit. She doesn't.

Have any goods but she was disguised of ice knife and Thunder way. Those got to help. Hey fellatio, your home fucking sucks.

Why? What's trying to warn you about that, actually? Good job. Literally I have good job. I don't know what to do. I'm going to stop fucking trying a nine and an 8 and that's with my that's with my strength. I want a three and a five We. Bardic, we inspire someone. Bardic inspire. I Bardic, we inspire you. OK, roll the bardic for that one. Bad luck, the dog thinks you're crying. You can. Get a + 4. I don't know if that'll do anything. Plus 4/14. Yes. OK. Yeah, you might, you manage to like, weigh it out a little bit, but you're still like, I'm in it up to your waist.

Felicia's going to try and make her way out. There's a three. Fuck me. What the fuck is going on? This mud is evil. Oh wait, they can do it at advantage because OK. Can they? Can they? Matter. Yes, you can do it advantage. Yeah, you can do it like waist type, but after like you're failing, you're going down further on. I'm going to say with all of the lassos and shit going on just advantage because I can't even die in a puddle. I wouldn't do it in the service. I mean, there's still a rope, so you know.

Yeah, you take damage while you're under there. You have to like, hold your breath, I suppose. Yeah. Is he any? Closer, at which point we'll start driving around. Fucking finally. Jesus Christ. Dirty 2015. OK, dirty 20, you pull yourself. Oh my God. Glorying across the fucking mud towards the edge. OK, you're still there though. I'm going to literally, I'm going to wrap my arms around belt and yank. Make a stroke check. OK, because this. Has gone well for us. In the past 19, yes. He raised a whole bell out of the up to his fucking neck and just slime.

Fucking hell. I literally I literally pull drop and then just like turn back around to try and get someone else. Try and help get. Anyone. Else. Sorry, I Yeah, I'll give Bell some rope. I think I'm. Assuming I have rope. Yeah, we have rope. Generate twine. Yeah, go. But I'm. Going to target fellatio. Cool, I guess. If I. There's people splashing around in the mud. If I attach if I attach the right bond to a javelin. Yeah, you can do like an athletics or an acrobatic set. You like to throw it in near them, Like skim it rather.

Than because I. Rather than at them. So with what was that? Because I got I bought a 13 on the strength track, but that 13 would then become an 18 if I attached a javelin to it because the javelin has five attack.

Yeah, fuck it, you throw a javelin. Yeah, you're giving them more help. Appalachia. Appalachia. I'm just going to try it all herself out. Advantage again. There's a stick now. You can actually hold on to that. 16 yes holds on like 2 hands on the javelin you just hold it back in like fucking. Reaming in. Cool, just Shiv left save me. Shiv, I take bells javelin. Save me. I take bells javelin somebody. Save me. But your sister failed. I will save you. It's OK. Fuck you, I take your javelin.

Between. Bell and Shiv. 16. Yep. OK, right. She's going to try and escape. That's 6 or 9. Hey, it's not enough. This is what it is. This is. Bad blame. I nailed it. All you need to do is just don't make me come back in there. OK. I'm not fucking. You hold my foot, I'm going to reach if. You throw the javelin to her, you can do the strength check. I OK, yes. Yeah. Do the strength check. She she grabs the javelin. Do the strength to pull her out.

I saved your sister. You're welcome. He says that, but he doesn't say what you rolled. 19. OK, yeah, I was over. 19 if shifts gets pulled out I go do not thank. You 212224242. Just slopping word off of there. Thank. You. You're welcome. Thank you. Nice. Let's just forget. Let's not forget who saved him. OK. Yes, IK. He. Doesn't know where he is. To be fair, to be fair, IK is a big guy like the house got some good arms, yes. Good strength I've. Excellent, good teamwork. Thank you. Good teamwork, my man.

I'm.

Going to kill you, just like scooping my legs. We think it was a good. Stone all night. We think it was a good team effort. Well done everybody. OK, you make it past the puddle.

Anything else that we should be on the lookout? For why are these stupid things nearly killing us and then we just like, kill panky like that? Honestly I gave you help with banker sites which I should. Know we shouldn't need an army to fight a fucking sound pit. It's embarrassing mate. The funny thing with the leeches is you didn't actually attack them once, you just ran away. Nothing will ever be as bad as the graves. Like I can't believe that nearly fucking ended us the silly. You say, is there anything else that we need to be looking out for?

Yes, make an investigation check. Oh, I've got to make the fucking investigation. Anyone can survival, perception, anything make a check. Fucking Rev's been divining the gods for the last hour and a half as she has a fucking role. No, what's not?

19. What were the options? They're just look, nature, survival, investigation, perception, anything to look around. Oh, perception, you're performing 19. 20. One cool 12. Perception. Yeah, 16 it. Can't all be perfect all the time, OK? It's still puffing his chest up after getting thanked for helping. He's not really sure why go over in his head. What? Did I actually do stick my foot? I was there. You say, is there anything we need to be looking out for? And Felicia kind of like explains, well, there's Queens of beasts, monsters hiding in the woods.

And I suspect there's probably something guarding the shrine temple entrance. And Riff, you notice just in the muck there is like a massive footprint A3 type. So you're saying a chance for a new skull? It's Bigfoot. A4 toed giant like clawed footprint. Can we, I don't know, just go back? I don't know if I want to do this. I mean, I want a new skull. We have a boat, why don't we just sail off to some distant land and just start again? Somewhere. Oh, like how you did when you ran away from home? Good point, that didn't go very well.

Did it Revive? It went fine. I am like in the pocket of the Prince it went. Fine King. What the fuck ever you are. Again, you are servicing. We were on such good terms, my dude. They know the star. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hug it out. Sorry, I'm sorry. But you do have a. Good. It's been a stressful day. I'm sorry. You do have a good point, she does always seem to try and worm that to her advantage. She has put his life in danger many times just to make sure that she comes out on top. I'm not the one.

That this is because she got a ship and you didn't. Yeah, I don't need a ship. Bitch, you suck. He got me a ship and bank dropped the city. That's my own. That's not a good thing. It's not mine. I've got a ship now, bitch. Yes. Yeah. A ship that she can't actually, you know, Captain. I've captained it perfectly well. She is a captain. She's a captain long before she met you, apparently. So she's a liar. Fucking. Don't believe that lie. I love it. Oh my God. Anyway, there's a massive footprint there and I don't want to fight whatever it is, but we're going to have to so.

Let's I want to find one. Role in nature or something to see if you know what that is. Again, anyone can do that if they want to examine this. I don't. Know what my nature? Fucking 8 is. It doesn't appear to be on my list. Or survival. Or there was anything? Your nature is intelligence. Survival's 19. OK, nice. I'm adding to. It my nature is -1 So you know what, I probably won't. You might roll in that 2017. I roll a flat 12 on nature and I'm going to use heroic inspiration to roll again. OK. Because I forget I can do that.

Then you only do it one a day. Yeah. Do you know what I can? That's that, that's. I'm going to consider that as a win. Do you know what I can only do once a day and then I use my stone checking? So many answers. Yeah, true. Right, 15 and the 16 it's a it's like a massive footprint, like a dinosaur footprint size with four toes and Volatia kind of like leans in as well. She's like, oh, I don't look for the look at that. I think that's a temple guardian. We can't have. You seen this before? I've never actually seen the Guardian because I'm I was always free to come and go, but.

Wait, what? So you you can't see it if you're. Free. Just it wasn't actively trying to stop me. So you've seen it. No, it there's something, I believe there is something hiding in the swamp. Around the temple, I'm with you. Now, and it only attacks people who are trespassing. Yeah. Yeah. So OK. Shiv. So if you're. Really good at bait so far. Are you? Are you still? Are you still technically welcome within your temple? Hard to say. I was ice scaped. I didn't. I wasn't asked. I didn't ask to leave.

I had to run away so. So how would this protector feel about you returning with initiates? Only one way to find out. We're going to pretend to be initiates and go in with Alicia. Like do we need you do guys a good question though, like do we need like robes or the skies as we need to look? There's no dress code to get in. Is that dress? Code the temple. The temple is desperate to get people in and out. You know, we just got to want. To be part of this. Religious. I actually have something for that.

I still have the orb and the total. Oh shit, does anyone have one of those? Do we all have those masks? We do have the masks. Oh. Nice. I put one on. No, I I put it at the top of my head. The screaming only works if you if there is an orb attached to it. OK. I don't know which. No, no, they hurt. Anyway, oh, they're awful. I'm going to put it on the top of my head like it looks like I'm just about to wear it, but I'm not wearing it. Cool, cool. Yeah, you make your way through to the swamp, then.

Try and balance the skull in front of me.

But you look sick. Skull falls off, mouse falls on. Yeah, you make your way through the swamp and eventually you come to not a clearing as such because it is a swamp, but there's kind of suddenly out of nowhere, there's like a structure. It's completely like ruined. It's like big stone, like base. And it's got like some pillars and some columns and bits of like masonry. They're all sort of scattered around. So it looks like there was once like a temple here, but it is long since like derelict and fallen apart.

And you see kind of like in the middle of it, there is like a flight of steps. Like you can see. There's like a sort of yeah, flight of stairs. It goes down in the centre of this platform. You can't see where it goes. Is that the way in? I'm not asking. Yeah, that's the way in, yeah. Well, OK, go on then. She. Makes her way across OK. We've got your back. You're like going in off your trot. Are you, are you following behind her or are you? Yeah, yeah, go. So you follow behind her and as you get closer you notice the like Jurassic Park thing of like the water like rippling.

Everyone back, back, back, back, back, back, back. You notice the Jurassic Park thing of I don't think it's working everyone back wrong. Trusted fucking thing. And as you get closer to the stone platform, you see a head pops up. Wait. Can the Jurassic Park thing not be Jeff Goblum? Because I would die. Now that is 1 big part of the dog show this. This green sort of Serpentine head emerges from this sort of water in front of this base and it's like a huge, like, snakehead and it's got all like massive fangs and you can see like, venom dripping from its teeth too.

Big. I want that skull. That's a. Great skull What? About just one of the toughs. I mean that would like fit perfectly I'm. Like it will fit over your track I. Like that boulder. So there's a nice boulder you're like, I like, I like that skull. Oh. My God, the skull throne. That's the throat. Don't encourage him, sorry.

And it kind of just hovers looking at you. I bow. IG kind of tilts its head. Fresher, fresher. The fuck? I don't like the look of this. Have you never seen it? Before, we don't know what that is. OK, keep walking. OK, start walking towards the thing. I get my staff out and just put it over my shoulder, very nonchalant. Yep, you get closer to a thing and it is watching and then it sees it. I I would like before you say anything, I would like to prepare an action to yank her back. OK, cool. Yeah, You see it kind of like barring its teeth, and as it prepares the strike, as you get closer, it tries to attack.

Her. Yeah, I'm going to yank her back. Cool. Your head is mine. Yeah, we'll attack at disadvantage. Oh my God, you.

Just I'm. So I saw the spray. Disgusting. Fucking hell, sorry. This thing tries to attack you pull her out of the way so it goes like a disadvantage. Fuck that. Irritating. That's a Nat 20 in a four. Yeah, this thing. Launch Kisses. Yes. It hisses like that, it strikes and you pull fellatio back and its head slams into the ground and then raise up and then four more heads out along with the gargantuan body roll initiative. All of the heads. Yes, go for the heads. Are we legit fighting like a hydra?

All off the heads, they're all mine. 20. 2/23. 13 right? Yes, this is a hydra. We're all religion or something to even figure that out. I think we've probably got it, you know? Yeah, you're pretty. Worked. Out Bell does not care I've. Seen you before. Bell sees heads. Bell is taking heads. Go. Bell, go for the head. He's not a snow guy. It's fine. Really not his. Bells turn first as well. Bells got nothing to stop him going for the head. Right. My intelligence is worse than yours and I'm a fucking sorcerer.

You're charismatic, not smart. Right, yeah, I read naturally 23 to hit. No, we'll hit. It's just a big sneaky dragon thing. That's six on my first hit. Is that all? I would have won one damage. Wait I can do anything? So much attack everyone. If you're raging, you had two as well. Nah, well that's much better. 91011121314151616 damages. 16 damage on first hit. On first hit dirty, 20 to hit. And if we cut the heads off a hydra, they come back more, don't they? So nobody aim for a head not. Be late for that.

Are you going for heads? You're supposed to be clever here. We. Go. Oh. 7891011121314. 14 damage. Nice. So Bell does. I swipe one of its heads off. I have cleave. It's count. It counts as one thing claim for the heart. I like that from Hercules. Its heads don't have different like separate armour classes or anything so say probably not. Now that you've got a head, can you aim for the heart? I don't. Know if I've I don't. I don't know if I've claimed a head yet. Yeah, you just locked one of the heads off.

You go up and just with a. Look on you and by. My assumption? Two more have come back in its face, so thanks. I have this head. Now for the rest of its body Riv, I am going to use one of my go step tattoo charges. With that I have resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage from non magical attacks. I can't be grappled or restrained, and I can move through creatures and solid objects as if they were difficult to train. Because, you know, make IOP.

And. Then. As my action. Use your staff. I was going to sorry that that. Was that was really fucking bitchy. Have you got a problem with me today? Today. No. No, I was meant to say in like a year, that's what. I was going to do, what do you think? Fucking fireball.

OK, yeah, and then I'm going to lightning strike. So. I need to hit right? No, it makes a save. I believe it's Dexterity save. Oh yeah, 18 right. I'm going to expand 2 sorcery points and I can bend luck and take ones off it. OK, which I can do. I did look it up. Yeah, please do using your stuff. So I'm going to use two of those. I'm going to bend luck. Fuck yes. So that's 16 and the DC save is 17. That's annoying. OK, fine.

So that is 96 lightning. Jesus. Christ 20. 9. Yeah, you've blasted right through. Like you take one of his head, like ZAP it, and it's just straight through his fucking head. There's not much of the skull left of that one. Lovely. That is its turn though. That's. Fine. It has three heads, so it has three attacks. It's going to make one attack on Shiv, not Shiv, Riv. It's a six or a nine. It's a 6 + 814. Meets it, beats it. Yes, you know what? This hydra doesn't actually do that much damage. That's.

Good. So let's let's do an ability that actually does the. Hydra should be stronger. That is 11 damage. It's going to make an attack on Bell dirty. 20 to hit Bell? Fuck off.

It's only 5-6 damage. OK. And it's third attack? Wait, wait wait. What type of attack is this? Piercing, Piercing, right? Oh, both of your damage will be halved, yeah. Why would the damage be halved? Because you're raging. Yeah, I got my ghost statue. And then it's third attack, it's going to bite bow again because it's annoyed by 13 Dicks, and then it grows one of its heads back.

It's only one head. Yep.

Taking three damage, yeah. Yes, it's Fellatio's turn. She is going to cast Moonbeam on this thing, so it needs to make a Dexterity, say it fails that clearly, see what it takes some damage. Moonbeam stays on it. Does it's not going to move it takes another 14 damage. Ick, you're right. What's left? A Hydra. Oh yeah, you can't cast sleep. You don't roll a Wisdom say for every head, do you? OK, yeah, it doesn't say it's immune to any of the things that the spell requires. There are a wisdom. Say, then go to sleep.

What the fuck is that? What? Makes sense? I would assume it was for every head. Yeah, I'm going to roll to see which heads for sleep. Yeah, because I feel like sending a whole hydro to sleep would be mad. And yet here we are. Yeah, OK, I guess I'm going to roll for each of its heads and the heads that fall asleep then don't get it. But it doesn't make any sense. OK, I'll roll to see if the Hydra falls asleep. Is that a six or nine? Hey, you can roll for the heads if you want, I don't want to fuck the game.

Up No, I mean, you put the Hydra to sleep. It's asleep and it's asleep. It just goes to sleep. Bell. That's crazy. What the fuck? That's that can't be. I mean, there's nothing as far as I can see that stops it from working. It's not like I would. I'm not. I'm not assuming that it wouldn't work, I just assumed that it would. Because it used to be done on head. I think in the old Monster Manual the heads each had different hit points. Yeah. So that would work like that. That's why they didn't. This is what happens when you update shit.

It's fucking wild. Anyway, yeah, I didn't sleep Bells turn. You have a sleeping dragon thing with lots of heads, some of which you're missing. Sorry, that's an advantage on springs, yeah. Yep, and then it will wake up again. And then to which point it can just put it back to sleep. Perfect. I like this. This is a good This is a good system. Just doing what bars do. Sleep. I assumed it was already naked so strip wouldn't work. Don't 8:20 to hip. Yeah, Yep, that hits. And no, it can't strip.

There I specifically aim for the body I'm aiming for, like the midsection, and I carve my fucking way in and eat my way out. 1919 on. The first hit. 17 to hit. 17 just hits. 11 points on my second swing. Cool and not put another head off. And then why am I attacking heads? I said I was attacking the body. It's just in the rules. How does 5 heads? Whenever the Hydra takes 25 damage or more on a single turn, one of his head dies. And then I action search to swing again, 17 hits. Yep, 17 hits. It's now awake again, but it is prone lol.

And that's another big fucking hit. 90 God. Damn, it's looking pretty fucked up. All of your fucking heads please. Yes, on a table please.

Looking pretty fucked up and it's only got 3 heads left at the moment. Riv, you're. Sick Fireball. OK, it's. Going to say safe some for Riv. It makes the dexterity safe at disadvantage, and 11 doesn't. Make it fabulous. Whose heads still up, Gorgeous 6666. I don't even know how much that is 35. God damn that really hurts it ha. Ha ha, you silly little lizard. For that it takes a strike at you 17 to hit plus whatever. So it definitely hits. So rubbish. 8 damage. OK, you got me. Yeah, you know what, it's going to make it other two attacks at you as well because it's offended.

Fuck, it's a three in an 18, so one hits. Wait, wait, wait. Hey, damage. Oh little little baby her. Oh, and it's by the stupid little being. So it passes. That's fine. I'm going to need a bag of holding. I can't carry all these fucking skulls. We've come quite a long way without one. Yeah, I know, right? You've just had that bit of salted meat on your person all this time. At least it's. Yeah, Felicia's gonna attack with her Vine. Things she did last time. One hit it. Grassley. Yeah, you're up.

Is it awake again? Yep, it's prone. It hasn't got up yet, it's just flailing its heads around. I can't sleep. You've got cloud of daggers. Yeah, but I wasn't going to use that initially because if I just accidentally cut my head off, it was just going to grow more, wasn't it? It grows in back anyway it. Grows in back anyway, right? They've thought of that. Thundercrow, yeah. Otherwise, I'm going to use Starry Whisk. It's a concept. It makes a concept. There's a six or A9, it's a nine, it's a six.

Shit, 1111. What spell save is that? You've got 1414. OK. It's only what I was looking. For on my sheet. So you do 2D6 damage. 10. It dies. Yes. That's exactly what exactly what it had left. It's here to take the glory. That's frustrating. That's going to piss Carl off because he left the room. Roof sort of stands there for a minute. Just shake it ahead I for fuck's sake. Unbelievable. Never going to the end of. This. This is almost as bad as when the Prince gets the final kill. Oh. Wait. Ick. Maybe he kills the hydra.

Maybe you should just so we don't have to hear about. It finish this hydra. I've got to write a song about this. I just toot really loudly on my bag pipes and it dies. Yeah, the eardrums. Are all three. Heads explode. My bag pipes are a weapon so. Its eardrums will perforate on all of its heads. Its brains melt out of its yeah holes and it collapses and dies. I turn to Felicia and I go. Was that big lizard what was meant to be guarding your temple? No, it wasn't. She points to a skeleton slumped up against a pillar, holding a sack.

That was this. That was the Temple Guardian. Well. What the fuck is this? That was a hydrant. I pick up the sack. You can pick up the sack. We'll, we'll do that as another treasure roll. Yes, you go over and pick up this sack. Somebody make an investigation check on this sack that he was. Holding. 18 You pick up this bag and natural curiosity you put it open and it's seems to be bottomless. Oh. And you reach your hand inside. Oh yeah, for a fright spell, I get everything out. 3700 gold. OK, do you want to just?

The Devil Guardian was obviously taking bribes. That's too much. To let people in. Well, absolutely. Take pictures, apparently. And then he has, yeah, just a potion of healing, OK. OK, be cool. It's just like you took a deep breath. A greater potion of healing. OK, OK, do you know what? That's not game breaking like Christy. Add them to our back. Would you like to know how much like Grand Total GP we have? Yeah, sure. 4925. It's got to be more than that, no? I've done the math. Cool, so you've got a shit load of gold and some healing potions in this guy's bag.

Cool. And then I chucked the bag at Bell's head. Yes, and you now have a bag of heating heading. A bag of heading. Here we go. It's a bag of heading. All right, This is going to take me a little while. You go play. I've got. I've got. Work, go play. Daddy's got work to do. If I don't like it. I'm not allowed to call you daddy, but everyone else is. I'm not to call myself. Daddy. No one's calling him Daddy

apart. From Daddy Panky you. Know what? Malaysia. I never thought I'd ever live my life like knowing that, knowing how like how empowering that feels, but knowing that my brother-in-law just called me daddy. Yes. My brother-in-law never called me daddy. Fellatia goes. Anyone can call me daddy. Shut up daddy, I'm trying to erase. So many daddies. Fellatia, while you're going through with me chopping off moreheads while while Bell is chopping off heads and river's going through this magic bag. Fellatia goes over to the staircase and there's like a little trap door within it.

She holds it open and there's like this tunnel that's all covered in like vines and stuff and she sort of like points her thumb down. This is the entrance to the temple. It's actually like a Demi plane, just just off the side of this reality.

Feet first. Yes, this. You can just walk. It's not like a wormhole. I'm just saying like it's like Pokémon. There's like, you know when you go through like the gate houses in Pokémon? Yeah, it's one of those feet, first on the first step, the rest, it's just like Sunny, you said dimension. I thought it was like.

A ball. Good to see that you're keen. Yes, thank you. However. You want to do it Shoulder patches. You are the way you are, embarrassing me in front of the druid. Me, I don't think you hit one thing last fight. I already really got one turn you. You fucking killed that hydra so quickly. Anyway, you make your a little bit. Because I hurt my ankle. Just scratching from the odd side got some idiots it. Seems to be dead, but they keep growing back still. I think it's something. Seriously. On Hinge, he's.

Always been unhinged. He's just allowed to do it now. Yeah, you, you make your way down, like descend into this like tunnel underneath this base. And yeah, it's, it's like this marble, like tunnel cut with like vines going through the walls. And some of the walls are like cracked and stuff. And there's like little puddles here and there. But as you go along, it starts to get cool as you get towards the centre, like really cold for a moment. And then it starts to warm up again. And then you can hear like the sounds of like birds tweeting ahead of you and ahead you can see like the light shining through the other end of the tunnel.

And slowly as you get closer, the vines that like cling to the wall start becoming grape vines with massive bunches of grapes on their wine grapes that they taste awful. I'm sorry I saw your little. Wine eats one and then throws up a little bit. Yeah, you've got all these massive, like, bunches of grapes on, like on the vines clinging to the walls in this tunnel. And as you come out into this like glorious sun, there is a massive temple ahead of you again, classic, classic, classic Greek temple.

Big pillars, beautiful freeze wrapped around it. Big pink and purple like thin curtains all draped down it. I go to Belle and who's covered in like snake guts and I nudge a bell and I go, hey, do you think they have a racecourse here? Make a perception. So you come out of the tunnel and you're actually like slightly high up. There's like a little path that winds down this hill ahead of you and into the space in front of the temple. So that's like known for racing in hell or? She's. Not like as far as I'm.

Already into it. Honestly I'm thinking of taking up a new hobby. I keep winning. 1818 Cool. Yeah. So you look out and in the space in front of the temple, what would be a clearing is like this raucous, like almost festival. There's like tents and like stalls. There's like music and cheering like it's mostly satyrs, but then there are people of all other like species everywhere and there are people like dancing, clapping this like the. Shadow playing What was I? What's Treg? Forest Gnome dancing on a table covered in cocaine.

Yes, yeah, like this, this huge festival, basically everyone's holding wine. There's like a hookah bar tent don't talk about. Where Shore? Is you see, you see there is like at the bottom, there's like a sort of makeshift kind of like boxing ring. There is like people like running up and down straight with horses. So there's like gambling as well. Everyone's having a great time. There are loads. Some people are in various states of undress like this huge, just like awesome fucking festival. And then looming over them the other side of this like mini valley is this huge temple.

And again, it's all like there's a freeze around the outside which shows sort of Dionysian cult stuff. So Dionysus is this God of like wine and merriment. And so it's chaos. There's vines all around it, there's like snakes and stuff all around it. The pillars have like these golden pink and purple painted sort of snakes wrapping around on the side of them. Anywhere else and any other time, this would look probably pretty fucking majestic. But to you knowing possibly what's going on in there, it looks a little intimidating.

I. Don't know it. Still looks pretty fun to me. Why that it does? Welcome to the Temi Plane of Wine and Merriment. Oh. My favourite type of plane. That's well then the episode. Oh. God damn. Fucking hydra. Why is it unlike A hydra? It's got so many hit points and it agree he regrows its heads and stuff and you did it in basically 2 rounds and then a puddle nearly fucking kills you. It's how it goes. He's the man with you people.

Honestly. God's a mythic creatures fucking piece of piss. A fucking door. I mean, there's a mythic creature where if you. Cut its head off, it grows 2 heads back and Bell is exclusively cutting its heads off Fucking ridiculous. Finish episode. Finish episode. Finish episode. Finish Episode. Bye. OK. So I feel like I'm under pressure here. So like, rate. Subscribe. E-mail at 609 [email protected]. 6:00 and 9:00 D&D on Instagram, Nicholson Chronicles on Instagram. If you want to order some crocheted things, sixand9d&d.podview.com is our website.

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Panatheon 40: Bel Gets Some Head(s)

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