Panatheon Recap

0:02 Is that a recap or a nine previously pad of Theon? I was on a boat being guarded by Belle when we were attacked by pirates. Belle riven it. Grassley fought bravely against the pirates, but then our boat got run by a little one and we all got thrown in the sea. When I woke up I was being accosted by a pirate. But it's a spell to make him strip off his clothes and Belle cut him in half. And then we decided the best thing to do would be to get me home to Allen's. And that night we met Night Light, a neat little dragon that eats candles.

0:39 He glows in the dark. The next day while walking in the forest we got attacked by assassins and one year to kill Pell. But we survived and we took one of the assassins hostage. Riv brutally tortured him before executing him. Then we found a cool tattoo on the body of another assassin, A tattoo alluding to some kind of cool death cult. The next day, Riff wants some bees. After that, we found a weird little village where all the children were being kidnapped by fish people. We tracked the Fishman to their lair where I bravely acted as bait.

1:15 The fisherman quickly captured me and took me to that gross light be temple where they tried to sacrifice me but my friend saved me and the other kids. Then we had a big party before hitting the river and setting sail for Athens. And when we got to Athens, everyone was super thrilled to see me, especially my uncle Pancreas tighties. Riven Egg though, thought he was super SUS. Especially after this crazy cool spy lady crept into Belle's room at night and told him some shit was going down that meant people wanted to kill me.

1:46 Me, the Prince. But I decided the best way to keep me safe would be to take me to school. We got my dad's old assistant, Archimedes, to teleport us to my dorm house. We met my bestest bus in the whole world, Brad, Chad and Chester. At school. We met my headmaster, Neptotomist, who said he would help me choose an advisor for when I'm king, but only if my friends and I could find the Oracle's Orb, a powerful spell thingy that had gotten stolen by another wizard, Priya Moss. We went to Priya Moss house where we got attacked by a scarecrow, a rug, some armour and a bunch of knives but Priya Moss was waiting for us.

2:28 He said he wanted to talk and they had his theory. Then my uncle was up to no good. This really upset Bell who revealed the Pancari Chinese was the one that found him as a baby but got Riff super fired up on the conspiracy theory front. She also figured out the Bell saw that a training spell on it which really upset Bell. But we got the Oracle up and went back to Amnes. On the way we made a baby dragon in the woods who said he was looking for his mum. His mom turned out to be a super hot dragon lady who lagged the rest.

3:00 She was awesome and she seemed super into Riff in Amnesty. We returned to the cottage and took part in a fun ceremony to pick my advisor. There are a few options including Riff Sister Schiff, but only we choose my boy Chat. To celebrate. We went to a cool club in town that it made an old bad mate who was sure he was dead. Bell got invited to a cult and RIP had a heart to heart the ship before probably hooking up with Lagathrax. Next we headed for Tasse, a rural town feigned for its horses. The guy in charge was actually a horse.

3:37 He seemed kinder on the fence about helping me to be king, so we offered to do some work for him, namely clearing out his stables. That was more fun than it sounded, and even I look good In the fight that ensued for completing the mission, the horse was Damsel, then his advisor, Hyman Toler. Sure, it's around town, but at the end of the day the bouncer at the local brothel bar told us Hyman Toler had the assassin tattoo. We went back to his house and poisoned him.