Panatheon 16: Who wants to be Advisor to the Heir?

Hello and. Welcome. What? Hello, and welcome to Isaiah 609 and now the indie podcast Made by Idiots. My name is Michael. I'm here with Carl Nicholson. I'm playing Belsapholis. I'm. Playing it Grassley. And Andre Sherman. On Hey, Hey, do you know what? You've got the last name right? You've. Got the last name right? Oh wow, look at that. It's like. Made out of bone. Yeah, I've got two of them. OK. You're not.

I'm going to keep my little kneecap D. It's the closest one I could like I could get to without thinking too much about. All right, I found a shortcut. I like this. Just get the first name wrong. Yeah, that's fine. I could do that. I totally glazed on the fact that you've got a last name right? Right. You weren't expecting it. I wasn't. You're too confused by that, Andre. I like that. You should go with that. Andre, Andre, it's pretty sick. Yeah, OK. How are we all doing? How you doing Andre? How are we doing, Andre?

That's sick. It's been ages since we've recorded and so much has changed. Yeah, they haven't recorded anything. Oh, I lost my job. I got a new job. I didn't lose my job. I got made redundant. Yeah, yeah. Same thing in it. No, I got a new job. One comes with money, which makes you a winner. Yeah, I am a winner. And now I get to work with steam trains, so. Nerd, Yeah. You're recording me a nerd? Yeah. Steam Train. Oh, because you can name Maria's poorly played Minecraft covers on the piano. Why is he attacking me?

Why is he attacking me? Anyway, both of you, are you playing level of skill? Our standard gauge train just said it's 150th birthday and we didn't celebrate. Who's a poor now? Who's a poor now? What are you doing? Stop punching my furniture. It's happening. Over there, we're trying to talk about how important the steam train's birthday was. Which one? I'm. Not going to say because it's going to give away where I work. Yeah, we don't want that. However. It just turned it up and throwed dice it there and go.

You know what kind of dice this is, genius. But it just turned 150 years old and the chap that I work for is lovely and the team are really nice and the grass is I can confirm. Greener on the other side? Is your little grass at a train track? Yeah, mostly it's. Like gravel we have we have grass. OK. Depends where you. Build drugs that sounded like not drugs, just grass.

Not from there anyway. I imagine all the beardy old men that drive steam trains for a living are all fucking dog paddocks. We have to cut that out. Bye. That's. I'm on edge because I've ordered a Big Mac. And we can hear a car driving around in the driveway. And that can only mean one thing, folks, we've. Moved into the. We are in the studio.

Did you say we've moved into the no. No, I just said we're in the sky. Wow. Why? That's right. Can even let the DM maybe announce that he's. In no, Somebody could announce it, but I'd like them to announce it. He tried and she we're in the. Sky.

Not in the. Sky. Guys, come on, we said we're gonna be professional, and you've been the worst. 1. I told you it wasn't gonna happen today. Sway. As hell by which I've been the garage so that Roo can quietly play the new Oblivion remake in peace, but it's fucking idea. It's like 30. Degrees outside, I've closed the garage door. There's no ventilation apart from a very small terracotta grate on the wall which is mostly filled with spider webs, which I can only assume is not good for. The and we're fairly certain that the roof is made of asbestos.

Yes, we can't really breathe anyway, but I have done a very nice job carpeting the floor that I made I I hand built the floor, painted the walls de cobwebbed the walls, then painted them again because that was obviously an issue you. Bought a really nice lamp in. I that's my lamp from my bedside table. It has two USB ports in it for charging phones. Oh shit. We also, we just need to like put some signs up and make it a little pretty, but like we've got the bookcase where they put my things. No, you know, you know what I mean?

Like you've. Also got all of the furniture that used to be in the living. Room we need to give it. A studio? I was wondering what we've did with that. We need to give it a studio no feel, not a garage feel. That's all. Oh. Do you? I'm sorry, this bit is the studio bit with the table and chairs and the lamp and the laptop and stuff and the bit by the. Door with the. Lawn mower and the trucks I. Like the corner with the paint and the. And the hockey sticks from you when you used to play county. And yeah, but what I do like is that there's a chair for an extra person for the books.

The books. The books need someone to sit Books. Are and welcoming our guest for the evening. The guy delivering my Big Mac. You're. Involved. Come and play. Yeah, so we have a studio. It's quite hot. We'll have to try and keep it a little quiet because it backs onto my neighbour's garden as well As for mentioned holes in the walls and so on. It will be all right. Yeah, that's all good. Anybody else? Any. News or at all. Anything so? Much. My friends. Go out. You can say no. Sorry. Yeah, OK. Ready.

Ready in the recording for 10 minutes. OK, so last time on, yeah. So shall we do the recap? Yeah, please. Go last time in Pan found Alex hooked up with a hot dragon. Now she wishes. Sorry. Sorry, sorry, you mean she will hook up? Yes, Rib laid down. Careful plans to hook up with a hot dragon. Lady. You guys freed the mother of Razor Wing? Lager threads. From the chains that were holding her down inside her there she discussed with you some sort of world geography, she. She. Told. You all about Cherress, a little bit of history of Cherress and also a little bit of background on what the fish people were doing the cooler tower that they have the ability to essentially will gods into being and that perhaps that's what Sharess was trying to have them do will they're into being well as she did question whether or not the rest of the pantheon would be pleased with that.

You then set about doing your utmost to get her phone number

and Riv has certainly hatched a plan to hook up with the Super hot dragon lady. I have it impressed her with his just general presence, I believe. I am a superstar. Signing merchandise not only for Laga Fracs and her son, but also signing a dagger for real. Yeah. You're welcome. And we, we left off of you guys set in camp on the road back to Amnus as Ick taught Riv to play the fiddle. Oh. My God, yeah, I forgot. I'm not going. To fuck you though. What? She was an off the mic conversation. The pick up line she was trying to do when she was bursting into like fits of giggles.

She was just going to look me in the eyes and go. You want to fuck? That was it. That was my pick up line. OK, well. God. I told you, but this is the way to go. Anyway. Anyway, so we're going to skip ahead slightly, skip the day or two wandering around in the forest on the way back to Amnes. Bang it. OK, No, no, no, I don't want to be before us you that's. Fine, there is 8. Knives. So to clarify, amnes and ends two different places. Yes, yes, they're incredibly similar. I need to bring back up a little bit of listener feedback.

There's been some concern overnight light and where they've gone and when. The last time we stole some candles for them was because they're concerned that night light has starved to death. That's genuine. Night light is fine.

The 10 The listeners aren't buying your. Bullshit 13 actually. Yeah, some people believe you, but there are definitely protests outside your. Hands, do you know how difficult and how hard it was to even find wax? I said no. Did you find any works? Well no, it was a burnt crisp by the time I got to it. I've been trying to find candles. No light is fine. We're feeding him a sort of off camera. They like how you never see someone take a shit during Star Wars or whatever. Like they must do that but.

Can you imagine Darth Vader on the toilet? Like flicking his little Cape out, I mean. Darth Vader is probably one of the few people who doesn't need to do that I would imagine. Then R2 D2. Yeah, it breaks kayfabe character. Ah, yes. Breaks it, breaks character and the the illusion of the world to see your super powered heroes doing normal everyday stuff IE like waking up in the morning brushing their teeth, taking a piss tension. Why? Why? We stop discussing. It's why it doesn't happen in video games either.

Anyway, yes. Going in the wrong direction. I was really hoping we're going back to Anna's. I need a conversation with pancreatitis. Yeah, we'll get there. We'll get there. Your mission at the moment is to get back to Agnes and in the Oracle's orb, help choose an advisor for the Prince. And then your current plan of action is to go back the long way round. Hit some villages, hit some towns, build up some prestige so that by the time you get back to the palace, you can point to what the Prince has done.

Say, see, he's not useless. Oddly. See, he's hardly. Useless. I feel like the excuse I was using my head was he's a child and then found out that he was like 17. They're still pretty young.

Pampered, pampered little boy. Yeah, you're just jealous. It's OK for the rich fancy folk, right Dick? Yeah, yeah. I would like to cast. I had some feedback about the Prince as well. What? Just say he's really annoying. No way. He's unloved by the people. What? How do you feel about the Prince? Send us a message. I think he's great. Not, not no one cares what you think. Why? Did you? Ask. I wasn't asking you. Sir, where are we? We're in my brother's garage. I couldn't. We are. We're going with the time skip we're on the outskirts of.

Amnesty So we're on the outskirts of Yeah, write that down. Jesus Christ. Scene set Outskirts of Amnesty. Sunny day. Where? What? In that snack garage. Amnest. Amnesty. Code for. It's like pig Latin for garage. We're just outside, right? Yeah, you. Can take it seriously because Matthew's going on a really funny colour. To make sure of fury and heat. OK, right, I've written down where we are. Good. Yeah, Outside Hamnus, the world is yours. Is there like, is there like a main entrance or is it just like a village that you can wander into kind of thing?

Yeah, yeah. So you emerge from the forest, it's a lovely sunny day. You're surrounded by rolling fields, various crops, slightly friendlier looking scarecrows in the fields as farmers in the fields toiling away, kids run down the road playing tag or some shit. And ahead of you is the city wall to and this just a simple white brick wall. Couple of towers along it, big wooden gate with iron fittings to make it secure. A couple of guards just sort of lazily leaning against the gate. But traffic is flowing freely in and out and through the gate you can see sort of across the city.

So it maybe wasn't as apparent where you were because you were started in the Princess hotel room. Basically. I went straight to the college. But it's built sort of essentially in a in sort of like

a valley by the sea. And then the castle is built sort of on a big outcropping. And other than to find the dragon. Lady again and go to that club. What are we doing here? Again, thank you. Of course, advisor, the same thing you've been doing.

What was his name? Something the omnipotent, The all the all knowing. Dickhead the moron, Yeah. I heard that. Up tower large. Crystal Archimedes. No, that's the dads, Yeah. Yeah, Neptomus, the old knitting. Neptominus. Nepotomist you all know waiting in his office. Guess the Oracle I'm just. Going to call it all nine guy. I like that. Go with that. It's better than the mean things you were saying about. That should we, should we head to the school then? Yeah, yes. Caleb Bell. Bell eaten for like like a long time with the growing boy.

OK. Yeah. So as you're going through the town, so you go through the gate. As you go through the gate, the city is built sort of essentially in like a bit of a valley. So you can actually see clear across or the rooftops of the city. So the very N you can see, because you're approaching from the South to the very N, you can see the big sort of rocky outcropping mountain that the castle was built on. And then slightly to the east of that, sort of at the top of the hill, sort of at the highest point is the sort of fancy residential bit where all the rich people are, where the Princess suite was.

And you can see this sort of like a multi Storey buildings, all whitewashed compared to the sort of low one, maybe 2 Storey, occasionally sort of timber and plastic buildings that make up most of the sea. So you can see there's like a big, big Rd leading from the gateway you are that goes kind of clear across the city up towards the college. And yeah. And then as you can, you see a what's Greek for McDonald's? I'm not going to Google it. Like a food stand. Yeah, you see a food stand, you pick up a bunch of French fries and burgers.

That's what we needed. Yes, that Hitler spot.

Yeah. And then, yeah, do what you want, go where you want. As I say, what was your stuff? So have some free will. I'd say if we like let's go and drop the oil ball, maybe do some shopping. Does anyone have any money? Yeah, you picked up you. Haven't got some money? Some gold from Lego boxes cave. Let's go to the all known guy and. I would like to go to an archive. An archive? Yeah, our library. Yeah, you've got some stuff to sort. Out. OK, well there's a library at the. College. What are you doing?

What about? What are you? I'm coming with you. I didn't know if you had like Chad and Chester or whatever the fucking. Names were I thought we were going to go and return the Oracle and then we. Were going to do anything. Yeah, let's go to the college and then we can find your little library. Yeah, that sounds. Great, SO. Back to the frat boys. No, he's banned from them.

It has a cast down expression on his face. Yeah, I listen to. I'm not stopping you. In fact, like actively encourage you to go and find your friends

and you said no, I want to stay with you. What was the chant they did? Can you remember? Brad, Chad and Chester. Brad, Chad and Chester. Brad, Chad, Chester. Yeah. From the distance. Brad Chester. Brad Chester. Brad Chester. Brad, Chester, Jack. Jesser and they come conquering up. How are they always close by? I just think maybe you suck with them when you do the challenge perhaps. Yeah, I love that idea. It's like Bloody Mary but it gives you 3 teenage boys and Tokos. It's. Great. Yeah, man. That didn't sound really bad, sorry.

In some ways, it's a worse curse.

Yeah, they don't deserve so. You come out. You come out of the burger joint. You accidentally summoned Brad, Chad and Chester headed to the college. Yes, please. Yeah. We're taking Brad, Chad and Chester not. Yeah. Oh, OK. Go to school.

You said you would go to school. We think it'd be comedy. I don't know man, I think you should roll like dissuasion. Disappointment. What are you 3 mastering in? Law. Law. I'm going to have to see so many people when they say mean things about me. I think it would be great to actually. I'm going to write. That down because I might be able to help situations. Brad Brad is going to learn about the law. Brad Law I blame. Chad's learning to be a doctor. Oh God, I don't trust Chad. What? You are half cup.

I don't trust. You. What's the other one called, Brian? Chester. Brian. What day you guys are going to get my name right? There's not a party boy name. Alex, sorry, it's more like I didn't try very hard back on.

It's not a banker. They were all frat boys. You know who's called? Brian the librarian. Oh yeah, It's not though, is he? That's got a name for him. What is Chester going to do? I'm. Going to be, oh wait, one of them was going to be a king of pomegranates. So Chester's the king of pomegranates. That might be Chad, I can't remember. Well. Obviously I'm going to be the king of pomegranates. I'm going to be the king of pomegranates.

I'm going to be a doctor. I'm going to be a doctor. I'm going to be a doctor. Luckily, for some reason, they're always together and we know how to summon them. We don't need to worry too much of which ones which. Summon. Frats. So we're heading to the library. It's. Like summon some familiar but it's frat boys. What we're looking for in the library specifically. We should take the Oracle. Yeah. Any idea how unhelpful it is? It wasn't necessarily for the the like I was just fighting. Now that's what Tony or and then.

Yeah, that we got all day to do whatever, right. Great. Yeah, OK, cool. Well, Neptomolies can just teleport us back to the castle at any point, so. Yeah. He scratched his back. Hopefully he scratched his ass. That was the sound of the scratching his back. For some reason it. Was an ASMR. Podcast to the to the college. Either way you guys. We're going to the college. Yeah, I. Thought we were there. We've just been talking about with child driving. You gonna hang it out? I put. Them up because I thought they were.

We were out of the college. You can hang it out of the out of town fantasy McDonald's. In Brad Chester OK it Nexus last handful of fries and has a quick sip of his drink and then is ready to fuck shit up. All right, let's do it. Man, their voices are all over the place today anyway, so he parade through the town. Screaming Brad. Chester. Chester. Brad Chester occasionally very good. The Prince or. Brad, Chad, Chester Ick. With my bagpipes, like you know, I'm playing this in not right now because I don't have them with me, but.

Eventually you get to the college. As you approach and Brad, Chad, Chester continue their chant, supported beautifully by the bagpipes, you see more and more frat boys coming out. You get to the college and more and more of these frat boys stuff sort of surrounding you and they're all, they're all clapping. Brad Chester Brad Chester Brad Chester This is.

My nightmare. You asked for this. I did. Anything. Me, me and me and Bella at the back of this whole like parade of everyone's called Brad Chester. Apart from it, we're just like. Yeah, you see a couple of guys. How's it going, Brad? Yeah, not too bad. Brad. How's it hanging? Yeah, not too bad. How you doing? Oh, yeah, not too bad. Hey, you see Chad? Yeah, he's over there. No, not Chad. Chad. Oh, hey, Chad. Hi man. Anyway. The boss thing. And as you say, that neptologist steps out of the entrance to the school.

He greets you. I shake his hand. Welcome back. And I said, do you know what kind of school you're running here? I'm joking. These are the scions of the greatest family in Pennant they own. Yeah, they're all incredibly rich, which is why they all come here. I encourage that. You encourage that behaviour. I encourage them to come to the school and pay me lots of money. Can't argue with that. I can. What? We. Got your fucking open. Excellent. Please come, come, come to my office. He stubs his toe on the way in.

He stubs his toe at the door, dubs around. He's so excited. Come, come, come to the office. Can I just out of story but I wanted to ask are we trusting this dude because. Do you want to kill him? I'm not, no, I don't want to kill him. I just didn't know if we were trusting him because the guy that he told us to go and kill, we didn't kill. We've just given her a labour that's trigger happy.

He didn't actually tell us to go kill the guy, he just said go there, teach him a lesson and bring me back my. We didn't even do that because he had a point. Yeah. So then I don't trust this dude either. Kyle does because his character's an idiot. Says hicariously. But we're. Bell, Honestly, Bell doesn't care. Like there's there's bigger, there's bigger things in his mind now what he knows is orb to Prince Dumb. OK, I need a library. Yeah, carry on. Sorry, back in the game. Yeah, so he ushers you to his off so I can show you what the orb does.

Oh, yeah. It's very, very, very exciting. Apologies, sire. Obviously I appreciate the reason this is happening is because of your loss and. If there's something they wish to. Serious condolences. You call them Sire. Me, you really have to look at someone. It helps to look at an actual person when I'm talking to you. OK, if that's. Something you wish to bring up and you may wish to wait. Yes, what? Everyone's got beef. I hope everyone. Why does everybody have beef that's. What we've got McDonald's.

Of course I've got veggie dippers.

And Union Angus excellent are. We following him in. Yeah, go. So you follow him to his office and same as before, you go into this sort of like round office and stand on panel in the centre of the floor. And then it starts to rise up through this like trap door and in the ceiling. And you're in his office and he runs over to his desk and sort of scribbles something down. And then as he does that, the table that wasn't, thank God he didn't. That would have been really distracting. I. Just want to know that Ick is sat on the floor because he suffers from motion sickness and every time they have to go and it moves up it just doesn't sit right with him.

He's feeling a bit nauseous so he's sat on the floor. Cool. He goes over to his desk and as he does that, the table that was like on the side of the room before that where the orb was meant to go lifts up and levitates to the centre of the like lift that you've been standing on. And he holds the hand out as he goes back over to the table. So who has the orb? I have the. Orb just flew around this room.

Oh shit, who picked it up? Did you pick it up? No. Shit, I didn't pick it up though. I have the all. Christy. Yeah, well, places it into his hands. Yeah, yeah, he placed it into his hands. Thank you. Places it in the centre of the table, starts decline and he holds his hand over it, kind of like focusing magic through it into him. And he looks around sort of the room and then focuses on the prints Like I want to have to spell. That will produce a divination effect, which will help us identify best possible options for your future advisors.

Yes, that's what we're doing. It's all clicking now. It's been a while. He looks around at you guys and he says this is a form of test and you're invited to to help him I. Fucking love tests, nerd. Yeah, I'll take that. As magic kind of like flows between himself and the orbit starts to like raise out of the table and starts spinning and lights, lights start shooting out of it in all directions. And as that happens in the lift floor that you're on, it starts to rise again. It's it stays sitting down.

It has his head between his knees. OK, he knows the drill. I'm. Robbing. His back, just as someone that suffers with this, I wanted to like represent. My character. Yeah, I have. I get better go. That's good. DM is bringing real life trauma into into a fantasy table game and then dealing with it. Yeah, Yep. Stop being a pussy anyway. I have diseased nerves that make my brain not work. The floor starts to rise again and the ceiling above you separates or above you spinning around, listening like shooting at all different colours, red, green, blue.

It goes through the trapdoor above you and then slowly you rise up and the room starts dark. Darkness all around you. And then as the floor clunks into place with the thing spinning above you, torches light up around the room and there is just a full 360° like Amphitheatre filled with.

We said that. We were.

Going to be. Professional.

Now every time they say it do they spawn a new one? Yes, yeah, they, like me, seeks. They all have to exist until one of them tea bags the other. God. Damn it. I have to fulfil my purpose so. I can go away. OK. They're over 21, right? No, they're varying ages. They're there are some 16 year old Brad's, there are some 20 year old Chesters. Well then we need to edit out the tea bag from. Them, they're all, they get frat boys. Yeah, there's 360° basically Amphitheatre of all of these, like frat dudes.

Oh, charming. There. There are some older faces and like some sort of like what you would assume are like professors and people in the crowd as well. And they're all applauding. And they're always like the disco ball orb that's above you is shooting lights into the thing and there's music playing and they're all applauding. I lean into the group and I say I think we have a severely underprepared Prince. No, really, don't say Neptomalese. Is any of this worth it? Yes, this is. Like what? You're going to have to explain this to me it.

Looked slightly quieter and you went and then came back there at the exact same volume. It's his voice. What the fuck? So these these are trials to find his advisor. Trials, it's a fucking show. We are getting there. You're right. It is a show. It is a trial. Why? Why so? It just strides into the middle of the college bagpipes. He raises his hand, enjoying bagpipe. He thinks that the crowd is for him. As the bagpipe plays rolling performance, check to see how how into it. Mate I have +6 on performance 1818.

They're not my bad pipes. Yeah, Crowd are into it. It really sort of helps set the sort of triumphant, eager mood of what's happening here. Yeah. And he raises his hand and kind of like, turns around so the crowds are looking at him in a bit of the fucking floor. It's like brothers and sisters of College of Amnesty have welcomed you to this momentous occasion. A exciting one, perhaps. Sad. Certainly. The death of a king is always a tragic time, especially a beloved and renowned king such as Gruthianus.

However, his son has come here in order to find his advisor. A ancient tradition, A partnership between our two great states, and lately, one of the strongest institutions of the young empire. Penalty Orb is here and is ready to perform its task. And he sort of lowers his hand slightly and the lights in the room all kind of dim. And so you can kind of see like the outlines of all the faces in the crowd, but you can't make out any details because it's so dark so. It's fine. They're all channelling their names.

We know who. They are. They've all gone quiet. Now it's just your bag by playing. What we're playing. What are you playing? I Think We're Alone Now by Tiffany. Excellent children behave. Mockery. Mockery. I've got some mockeries I. Just watched you eat. Are you angry because it's a mockery of a gladiatorial arena? No, I'm OK. I am upset that this is how we choose our official state, our heads of official state. It's a fucking pageant show, not someone who was going to be involved in running the country.

I thought you were pro all of it because you were indoctrinated to be pro all of it. I'm pro pancreatitis, OK? Pancreatitis already has his own set of advisors and he didn't go through all of the pomp and circumstance that we're having to do now. How do you know that? Because. I love a bit of pomp and circumstance. I'm sorry for someone that has no English in them, I'm very British. It's not even pomp and circumstance, it's pageantry and it's an insult.

You're boring, his hands. Or like in the air, Like, do you mind? We're trying to do something here. Shut up. He. Has his hands raised in the air so like cuffing underneath the Oracle orb which is way above him. He says the orb will now choose from this room. 3 best candidates to guide the Prince through his tenure I. Should believe we should be right now. And it starts spinning around. Run. Run the other way.

And like there are like flashing strobe lights around. Run out the door. There's no door.

Just stomping up and jumping around. There's no obvious way out. You want to. I won't even make a possession check. You're literally so arounded by these like. I got shipwrecked. That was not a choice.

Strobing lights that are like flash across the crowd. Who's a porn now? But like. Still, you bitch. Me and Rib just lock eyes of each other with the panic and knowing each other's faces.

Lights shoot into the crowd and then they all start like, clapping like. For anxiety, 17 a beam.

Of light shoots the orb still spinning, a beam of light shoots out of it and hits an elf looking guy. He's quite tall, he's got pale skin. I thought that was like. A like. A like, it's not us. It's not us, just got an distraction. Let me tell you how it wasn't called a good distraction anyway, like shoots and it hits this like elf looking guy in the crowd. He's like quite pale skin, long blonde hair, and Hollemus points to him. He says you have been chosen. I rolled a three. I'm still, I'm still in one fire.

You have been chosen by 1 Abelius. Welcome. And he's like, oh excellent. He stands up and he walks down so through the rises and onto the sort of stage floor with you and it carries on spinning rounds and another light shoots. Somebody roll me AD 3. Do you want my dog to try for the boys in the back? Two cool. Another like shoots into the crowd. He says. Chad, you have been chosen. Chad comes out at the crowd. The Chad that you know and love.

Chad. Chad. The whole room goes. Chad. And he just comes down out of the roses. Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat. I'm. So conscious of your neighbours. Oh well. The light spins around and Autonomous again raises his hands towards it and he looks around the room. One final name should be picked from the room. You said there's three people, one has picked 1. I want to pick 2. I want to be. I want to be. I want to be the. Yeah, no, I was just such a sweet Chad, Brad and Chester. I was going to say Chad had a breasta, so carry on.

In the scene.

I want to. Be you know, you're supposed to be like Keanu Evil or speak to me, but when you went same.

Anyway, and the light shoots into the crowd again. Role of Perception Checkers shoots into the crowd for the third time. See. Oh, sorry, I took the ties tray away from him and see what's about. That's what. Thanks. 10. Is that A6 or A9 perception 15? No, wait, hold on. I get to add my wisdom to that, right? Yeah, you do. So now it's gone from A6 to A9. 12. It's both. Hooray is it pleasing when it happens? What 12129? Yeah, 15. OK, so you guys see you guys see this light shine and it hits a figure in the crowd and you've still got like the strobing lights around you and it's dark.

They appear to be kind of hooded, but they have horns sticking up through the front of their hood. With the 15 rib, you see a tee fling wearing sort of pinky purple, I guess magenta robes with sort of black and gold trim around the edges. So you see this hooded figure with horns sticking out of their head rib. You see a blue skinned tee fling with sort of double back horns coming out from under the hood, sort of steel blue hair just sort of poking out underneath the hood. Are you a teeth? Like an autonomous gestures to the crowd and he says, Shivari, you have been chosen.

She gracefully stands. Hey RIP, that sounds like your name moves. For the crowd and joins the stage floor. I put on like make myself as small as possible and I hide. Behind it, he was doing a victory down because we were the three that was chosen to look after the Prince. Where have you gone? Yeah, she she's the only one that where she she walks onto the stage. She's the only one who kind of like looks at you guys. I'm so sorry by the way, she's. Kind of like, you see, she sees Dick standing there and then kind of peers around his waist and sort of sees rib kind of like raises her eyebrows out like I. I brush my shoulders back.

I'm like sister. Rivari, how are you doing? You seem to be doing well.

Introduce me. What the fuck are you doing here? Introduce me to your hot sister.

No, I am learning the arcane arts. Some of us put time and effort into such things. Ravari. Yes.

I thought you were a sailor. I am Bell suffers.

I take a hat and say and I'm charmed. Oh yeah. These are my friends, you back the fuck up. Very handsome friends. You're surrounding yourself. Acquaintances.

So my, my name's my name's Ick Ick Grassley. My Grassley might heard of me. I'm going to roll a history check. Can it play a love ballad for her to try and impress her? Yes, make a performance check

that. Would be a 25. No surplus leans in. She swoons. No surplus leans into Thomas. If you got rid of the pageantry, made things more official, stuff like this wouldn't happen. Exactly how it's supposed to happen. No. So we have. We have you. Tell me about your sister, Rev. Because I. Don't fucking like her. I do. Is. She more friendly than you, is that why? Excuse me, I'm. Going to take that as a. Yes, nothing would be friendly to you. Shut up. She doesn't. She doesn't think I'm a porn. She doesn't know your fucking story.

She doesn't have to. I look forward to hearing all about it, but I. Believe done swinging at me. Yeah, yeah, she says over Rick. Rick, she's like here she turns. I believe there are things we're trying to do with her in autonomous. It's like we have the advisors elect. We are. We just not need it anymore. I do not take my fucking eyes off of kids. Neither does Ick shut the. Fuck up. For whatever reason, these are the names, the people that the divine, the Oracle has given us. They have their own strengths, their own abilities they can bring to the Princess Council.

Is is Shiv like older than or younger than me? So no. Is she older or younger than you? She definitely gives me like, older sister vibes. Yeah, I reckon. Yeah, for sure. OK, cool. Yeah, she's older than you, only like a couple of years older enough for you to still definitely. Enough for her to like, feel like she can look down on me. Definitely. And sleep with all your friends. Absolutely. You know I will kill her. Don't kill Ick. Depending on what happens, she might. OK, Abad can't protect her like a gladiatorial champion can.

She does not need protecting. Take that for. Nothing. Hey, I rolled 25. You won't beat that. Anyway, we were doing something about advisors or. Something, yeah, I really like. She seems great. You'll be the next one in the fucking ground night light. Jumps out of your pocket and scurries across the ground. Yeah. With I'm going to just run up a new character. I'm sorry so. The onus now is on the print to make a decision. You can make the decision however you want. You can challenge. Or take on Chad.

You can ask them questions, Riddles, it's entirely up to you what you do. And this is where we come in. You got the elf. It doesn't. To be clear, it doesn't have to be a flight.

Basically, you're going to kill all three of them. We don't know what we're doing. We're all turned about because of Shiv, let's be honest. We're testing them to see if they're worthy to be the advisor. Well, I like Shiv. I want a BS. I. Want a bilious apologies? Hello. What's sqrt 9? Just so I'm. Gonna roll an intelligence check? No idea 3. I'm impressed, this guy. I'm. Is he right? I. Don't know if the Prince just chooses is that it done or does there have to be like trials? Traditionally, the of Anna's is partnered with someone from the college.

Here we are two states provide each other with great strengths. Either way, usually the the Prince will ask ask questions or interview challenge. Set a task to these participants. It's entirely up to you. They can just pick a counsellor. However, you in theory, we'll be stuck with them for the rest of your life. He's going to pick Shiv, so you need to do some fast fucking work. I have a. Personal experience, you do not want to be stuck with Shiv for the rest of your life. I have questions for the advisor I. Mean, yeah, but it's, you know, it's not up to us.

It's up to the Prince. I think the Prince should be asking the questions. Well, I trust you guys. He just like Shiv. That's why we're here. Yeah.

You've known him the. Longest, so I guess you. Can I want I want to belly us Scenario The king is away on a diplomatic mission across the sea. He has left you in charge, running the day-to-day. A little village has has come to court to let you know that there is trouble afoot on their lands. Their lands are not heavily protected by the court. How do you fix this problem? I would summon a a patrol and send them out to protect the village. If if the threat ended up being ended up being more than they could handle, I would throw wave after wave of our men at the problem until which was dealt with.

God are there for a reason. They are there to lay down their lives in the name of the empire. So. Yeah, but you wouldn't want to do that without knowing the situation. Right. But I send the men to go and deal with the situation and all of die. I send more men. You're wrong.

Chef Die, a member of the Secret Service has come to you about a plot to assassinate a no who was close friends with the King. How do you best give this information to the king like you've done? It's like a side joke because Belle's just really long winded and he doesn't just ask the question, he like waffles and Mumbles. And that's just. He asked the question he's asking an important question about how the sheep protects the Prince Inn. Yes, and he will lecture us all about it later. You guys are doing a visual gag.

But he wanted to rock. He wanted you to get some recording done. Right this. Conversation is going to carry the episode. Sorry Shiv, please answer the question in the beautiful way you usually do. She rolls her eyes away from Brave and then just looks Bell straight in the eyes. If someone is threatening a member of the Royal household then that is obviously a situation that needs to be dealt with. The Intelligence and Secrecy Service, however, I am a. For those of you who are listening, Groove has held up a sign saying Boo and Ich is holding up a sign saying ah.

I am a well respected student here at the college and I have accomplished much in my studies. I know, fucking animal. Hello.

You still like Axel Visual? I have. I have the ability to message people psychically. So I would probably, if I felt the Prince was in immediate danger or the king, I would psychically contact him, prepare him. I know many psychic powers and I would use them to communicate with the Prince to let him know that he was in danger. I think you should study the late Queen's voice and coming up that. I was was studded. Chad, the time has come for the king to choose a wife. Oh shit. Yeah. Surely look at that.

Maybe no ship? What about ribs? First of all, why a wife? OK, well, let's just say. He threw you a boat. I he's got a point like. Shiv's probably out of his league. Ribs right there. She'd be pretty cool. She shouldn't. Really. Marry his advisor anyway. So hey, where you going? Go back. It's a company. It's. A backhanded one, but. It's a complement, yeah. Second, second best. Still, you know it's close. Obvious Queen to me. Are we talking? About me? No, no, absolutely not. Rim, yes, not you. To be honest, man.

The Prince knows his own mind, so I would just round up every honey in the country and just get her into palace and we just have a huge fucking party. And then like he just. Check out over and over and. Over, yeah, but eventually they're gonna get bored and he's gonna, he's gonna learn from the experience and then he'll be able to. Start it really well by saying he has his own mind. He can. Pick who he wants. Yeah, man. Every potty and it really put me off you more than it already has. That's. What?

He's rich and. Powerful that you know, we want to be strengthening our ties with our allies across the. Oceans. Yeah, exactly. If we're getting I. Just more than it already was. If we're getting me like, you know, royalty from across the oceans and shit, we want his wife to be crazy hot. So they're like super jealous and shit, you know? No, there's only a few reasons for murder, and jealousy is one of the top things of that list, so we maybe would actually want to avoid it.

Anyway, sorry. I think it's still worth it. What do you think? Oh yeah, yeah, I think that sounds great. People are trying to kill me all the time as it is. I guess. So what's my poor? Hey Belle. I know she's like really fit, but like, these guys are fucking idiots. Like we should just like just be like a gang of advisors now. Like teach him to change the rules and we'll just advise because I can. I can't live here if one of these people advises. The King. Wait, wait. So it's it's not OK for a pancreatitis to take the throne, but it's totally OK if we usurp him from the shadows.

Not him, you twat. The advisors. Yeah, you're you're essentially saying we should become puppet masters for the king. No, I'm saying we can't let these guys be them because fucking hell. We nearly we can. Actually help. I've nearly I've. I like that you think I want to be a puppet advisor, but I think we could like actually help. I think Chad is definitely help, yeah. OK. What Chad? Chad, what time to go? No, Chad. You're fired. Yeah, and everyone had a job. I was going to wait till I got a departed.

I want to. Believe my people shit, that's my entire career planner. At the window. Give me a jacket, big man. We've, we've, we've got down to two. We're. Only wearing a toga, but you can have it if you want. These are yours, but they get a bit of the stage. I'm on a palace. Oh God.

I know that's you. Know that heritage changed. The the advert at the cinema that makes everyone drunk and it was like, hello, it's about turning off your phone in the cinema. Oh yeah, no. It's a very good start. Plague has who's?

Got your words? Plague has come to the city, the royal coffers are starting to run dry, the small meagre group of healthy citizens are now starting to rebel, and they are planning an attack on the palace. As advisor, how do you best, shall we say, advise the King to help his people? I would secure the palace and then send the God out to kill all of the rioting. That's not the right answer. You're literally you were doing the the finger across the road thing. You were giving me the answer. You can't think for yourself.

This is what I'm hearing. Not only shift open hat.

Shift, you mentioned that you have a mastery of the dark arts and. A. Psychic abilities, yes. What is the likelihood of you being made a puppet through your abilities? How trustworthy is your gifts? My abilities are Nathan. Admittedly, I am still a student here in college. I think we've obviously feel some sort of way about Shiv and I think before you go ahead and throw it to Shiv because I know what you're trying to do, you maybe check with this one while she's because she'll sit here and go, oh, I'm loyal.

But Riff might know something that you don't. I'm girl Suffress is quite pigheaded at. The moment none of them are looking really positive. I have the ability to shield my mind. With training I would be able to shield others minds, including the Prince, the kings. In fact, I'm possibly the only person here who hasn't actually set out with the goal of becoming the heir to the most sought after the position in Animus. Everybody here comes to Amnesty to learn and prepare to be chosen to be the King's advisor.

I am only here to study the art of my mother. Riff your thoughts. That's. Why? I don't know why you want to be anything like our mother. Well, some of us have to try to be noticed, don't we, riff? Some of us can't just fuck off into the wild blue younger and still be the favourite, can they? In rips the Fence, she didn't just fuck off, she became a captain. Yeah, she had a boat. I cast. Holding ground. The the nine hills, yes, with 18 men, yeah, she is a great. Captain named your ship the 9:00. Hills, of course.

It came with the name actually. How? Romantic. You don't know what I got up to. I haven't seen you for years. And it's been a while since you just upped and vanished, hasn't it? Oh Boo Hoo, just because someone wanted to stick around? Mommy Loser. Wow. Ribs really colouring my view of ribs? Sure. Suddenly too fair, man. I didn't actually. Think I was going. To be an advisor, I thought I was just going to be like a like a lackey to hang around in the courtroom and just like I said, bribes to try and tell the Prince what to do.

That is why you have not been chosen. It hasn't not chosen me yet, man. I can. Still change your mind. I'm really trying. Could you give us in the Prince a second to deliberate? Yeah, I guess. I'm talking to all three of you. I'm not fit for the position and I already told you to go and sit back down. I. Haven't interviewed flashbacks.

That was a hot minute there where I went to like 30 interviews and this is way too familiar for me.

This. Is the second most humiliating mode of my life. What? Was the first bag. Something to do with a horse. You don't want to know Jesus. Christ.

Sorry, that was a horse sound and it didn't mean it to me. Oh. No control. Replace bags. Right, team focus first of all.

Who are you if you don't have Alec? She's finally comfortable. What's happened as we made her watch The Notebook on my birthday and she cried. And since then she's been a completely different person. That's true. The wall came down and the attitude came out. I'm on a ballast. You wanna what I. Don't know man he keeps talking about. Oh. God I. Forgot that we had to include him. Yeah. Sorry. Look cars on the table. Shiv is incredibly talented, I just do not trust her. Could she be a threat? I.

Don't know. Was she a threat to you? I like to think it was sisterly bickering.

She said My hair I'll find. Out, you know, I feel like bickering goes maybe a step further in the realms of hell. I think that Bell is sensible enough to hear you though and be like, well you want someone that's 100% trustworthy and if she's not 100% trustworthy then on to the next. I think I want to believe is probably, although it could do with some training. I don't like the idea that he's so ready and willing to immediately dispatch. Yeah, and to be honest, we haven't helped because with the Prince following us around, we have basically just ready and willingly dispatched pretty much everyone that's even tried to say hello to us.

To be fair. So in our defence though, everyone who has tried to say hello to us has either been trying to kill us or has at least killed innocents. In fact, someone who's like, aware of that, surely we sound like we're in it.

I I. Think you just went really self-conscious? What is your what are your thoughts? What? Who would you go with? If I was to play this stupid bloody game with the orb then I would have to go with the off, although I'm not entirely certain that this is the way that a head of state should be chosen at all. Wait. Do you want the elf or do you want Shiv? Do you want to flip my coin? I want a ballast I. Think we should flip the coin because y'all have been really indecisive. Right. What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait it.

Was unheard of such important matters of fate to have been decided by a coin?

Flip. What would you say is your major flaw? Yeah. I hate being asked out in interviews. What's your biggest? What's? Your biggest flower, you always have to turn it into something positive like oh, I work just too hard sometimes I work late for. Free. He scratches his chin. Possibly my rampant racism.

That's a pretty good flaw that's. A pretty good one. At least he sees it as a flaw. Yeah, right. That's the first step to getting better, right? Yes, it's cultural thing as well. I've been based. Who does the Prince want? Prince he wants. Me to flip the coin if you could. If you could pick, who would you have? Can I rub this waiting to get him to flip the coin? I don't know, like is we like. I have done my best to highlight their personalities and their qualities as advisors. I like, I like Chad, he's my bro.

What abelian? Seems like I was like about Jim's hot, but she's got to win like an. Evil vibe maybe? She is like a dog.

I posed it to you in a question like this. The enemy is at our gates. The dark goddess that we like found that we found in the temple has come to our plane. She has a mast, an army. You are about to go to war. Who is standing next to you? I. Don't know you can't imagine anybody other than you 3, so I appreciate it isn't super helpful.

No, it dropped his coin on the floor and everyone looks at him and he goes. Why? Don't we flip a coin? That's not a bad. Idea I'm. A Bard let me Bard fucks sakes. Yes. Hey, this is a bad. School. I think we should. I think we should flip a coin. Do I need to roll persuasion for the Prince? No, go for it. Yeah, right, guys. Thistles and fox. I think that the fox should be Shiv and that the thistles can be one of belly Enders or whatever his name is. Ready. Oh, well, it's bell end. This is now belly.

Yes. I want a belly. Yes. You need to flip again. The Prince said that he actually wants Chad in the running. A coin and he has two. Sides. Fox is shave, the fox is shave, and the thistles are Chad. So now you have to fit for 1/3 time for Chad versus by bellies. It's Chad. It's Chad. It's Chad. He wanted Chad. Chad, Chad. Chad, Chad. Chad. The bagpipes flare up again with congratulations. Oh crap. I feel good about this. I mean the three of them. I feel like he has my my interests. Most at heart.

Just remember what he said. He's willing to take bribes to tell you everyone you want to hear. Oh yeah, right. Just bribe them right back to get the truth. OK, good. I yeah, that sounds. Like a great idea.

If Chad fucks up. When Chad fucks up. When needs to hear you. When Chad fucks up, we cut him loose and we appoint someone that is more suitable. Guys, I don't want to like totally interrupt your vibe or whatever, but I, I. Do they train the advisors? Yes, we do offer a small amount of instructions. Small you should leave. More than small baby because it's. One of the brightest the brightest stars in the college. Fuck. Probably shit. We'll leave it. Well, let's go. I can't be here anymore, but my brain sounds are dying.

OK, we done here. Nearly, guys. Really seems to like value you guys opinion and think you guys are like super smart and stuff. So I'm quite happy to listen to what you guys think. You listen to what you're taught. What? You listen to what you're taught. If you're going to do this, look at. Me. Bell leans in, hand on great sword. You listen to everything you were taught, OK? You do not fucking accept vibes. You do. Not vibe check. Oh man, vibe check my only real skill. You can absolutely vibe check, just do not accept vibe vibe.

OK I will check the vibe. I won't accept them. Vibes. And then she went, oh sorry, I hate your boots. Yeah. And I'll do whatever the hell you say because we're way more terrified than. In the background the whole fucking time. So do. What you say I will finish my studying here and then I'll do whatever. You will take your studies seriously. OK, cool. Fine. No more drinking or partying. Yeah, no, I disagree. I think today this cult is momentous moment, cause for celebration. Absolutely. Say drinks tonight.

You see her? Egg drinks? Yeah. Rib Drinks. Yeah. Yeah, fuck it. So yeah, it sounds great. Hey, Chad. Shiv. Hey, Chad. Hi. See, Riv. Yeah, Riv's put a secret enchantment on you that if alcohol passes your lips, she'll know. And then your testicles will burn into flames and drop off. Your pocket. It goes into effect tomorrow. Her shit. Props swage of deception. Can I? Give an advantage, yeah. 17 No 17181920212223 He believes it. Oh shit, is that coming to like effect at midnight or? No, we'll say 3:00 AM.

Yeah, have fun, Cinderella, OK. Thanks guys. You really?

I say good, are we done here? Is it? Just to clarify, is that is it alcohol is bad? What about like? Any narcotics? Oh shit. Any alcohol OK. And not only OK, I will kill you myself. Oh shit, once your testicles have burnt into flames and turned to ash. Oh yeah. It'll be long and painful. That sucks. Tomorrow. Today.

Absolutely. Come on guys.

I ignore all of this. I grab Shiv and I pull it to the side. Now we want to talk. Did you? Have anything to do with this? Did it choose you for a reason? I have no idea. I as I said, I'm literally the only person here who's here to learn to be better with magic. Everyone else is here to be a fucking. You're going to call him a simp? Not one. Well, yeah, basically you're right. Everyone was the simplest. Talking about the Prince I. Thought you were calling Carl a simp, no? I I say, how long have you?

Pretty, yeah. Is that when you last saw Mum? Yes. I said goodbye. Came here, she dropped me a letter now and again. But. She actually send. Me a letter. Or maybe she knew where you were. Yeah, I did that on purpose. It was a joke. So is it just like the two of you or have you got more sisters? That makes it sound like you're also something really fucking. Shady. That's actually a really good question. Any any like younger sisters or anything like? I mean, to be fair, our mother is God, so. Yeah, OK, sure.

OK. Yeah, yeah, your mum's a God and I'm the son of Aries and Nike, like everyone has always told me. No, no, you're the son of pancreatitis. Shiv tell him it's not true. You're. The bastard son of pancreatitis. I apparently I look at, I look at she is a God, so. Who are you looking at? You. Acted like you didn't believe me. Yes, we are. The people listening can't see that, sorry. I look at Belle, I look at Belle and I say. She have kind of like balls ahead on her shoulders, sort of like. Because.

It's behind her massaging. That's her eyelashes. We had daughters of Heckarty. You're you're you're demigods. Heckarty the horse. No. Yeah, different Heckarty. Because I knew her once, but it's not hard. So that's a different story for a different time and a different campfire. Trust me, it's not as cool as it sounds. It comes. We pretend to be heroes. You are actual heroes. You know, you pretend to be a hero. I'm fucking. That's that's that's what I meant. We, that is. Ended there. That's what I like this session.

Yeah, I think that's a good idea. Do. A round though. You potentially here. I'm fucking impressed. It's such a hard line. Excellent. Yeah. Anyway, we'll. Carry this discussion next. Thank you everybody for listening. Hopefully the acoustics in the new studio workout OK and I'm able to edit the absolute car crash into something. Listen to a ball. I very nearly said when you said thank you for listening, I very nearly just went, you're welcome. Well, someone's got listening. Shout out to the people that have sent messages.

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Arguably the cutest thing I've heard it was really. Just so proud we. Were getting, we were sitting in a circle to play and he comes over and he's got his own little box of dice and he's got our other own special place and he's like ready to go. It's great. Tower. Yeah, that's great. Sit there, Carl's narrating a seed of us walking through a tab, and he's like, what do you get? He's like. Oh yeah, Doctor Pepper. Like, yes, yes, you're going. To have. It's a fantasy world, you can have whatever you want.

I want doctor. Pepper And on that note, we'll leave. You. Bye. Bye, bye, bye. And I want to go and pick them up. The teacher called me for it. It's never a good sign.

And she doesn't. Like wait for all the other parents to get their kids. I have to talk to her, all the parents. Samuel used a naughty word at school today. That's my boy. And I'm like, because I'm always getting told that my language is terrible and he's going to start repeating my words and I'm like, whatever. And then teach course before he goes. He's 4 at school. I'm like, fuck, I'm really gonna play for this. She went. He says he got the word from you. You heard music at home. Like fucking little grass.

OK, I'm sorry, what did he say? Oh, he said crap. Oh, thank God for that. Did you say that excuse? Me, it's like, wow, what do you say to you? They used a naughty. Word that he learned. From me, it was like the way you did this, I thought it was going to be like really bad or it's going to be like a racial slur or something. She just stared at me. Not that I ever used racial slurs. It wasn't the point of what I was saying. It was going to be really bad. I don't think it's that bad. Oh yeah, I don't think it's that bad.

OK, I'm just letting you know because I don't want anyone to see me in my Elvis Presley shorts. That's good to me. Before we left the house, because my shorts are covered in Elvis Presley's face, but I made a joke that she I bet she never thought Elvis Presley would touch my bum and she said you're sitting on his face. And we all went right, time to go. Yep, time to go. I was like mother. Rusty. Start calling them Matt 20s when I roll. Them Matt, 20. That's a Matt, sorry. In defence of me, I did vomit all of Monday.

Cool, I. Don't know how that's a defence of any kind. It's currently Friday Thursday shit anyway.

Panatheon 16: Who wants to be Advisor to the Heir?

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