Panatheon 18: In Da Club

0:03 Hello and. Welcome to Is That a 6/09? An amateur D&D podcast made by idiots. My name's Matt Corp. I may sound annoyed. It's because I've done this three times already. I'm joined by Carl Nicholson. I'm playing Belsafolos. Really. Nicholson. I'm playing it crassly. And Ondway, Ondway. Ondway, nice to meet you. I am Alex and I'm playing Room. Yeah, we go. We just got that in somewhere. Perfect. How are we Shut up coffee machine? I can't stay mad at you because you keep me. Alive but Jesus Christ. Why is it just making a coffee for no reason?

0:42 He knows I need it. He's like, I can hear it in his. Voice. Yeah, he's getting sleepy in the noise. Anyway, Anyway, yes, anyway. That's the coffee machine equivalent of a dog licking its own balls. So. It's always happens when we record 3. Backpacks going a while. Now, but the next one will be strong. Yes, obviously, as we all fall asleep, we've got this guys, we've got this. We can do this. It's only 2:30. It's only 2:30. Sam's out of school in three hours. We have to finish an episode by then.

1:16 How are we? Good. Yeah, just realised that I, Riv doesn't have a second name. Never has. Don't have one? Like Madonna. Yeah, I think that's it. I think I'm just so important that I only have one name and. You like Riv? 9 seconds of hell. Riv. Riv, captain of the 9 Hell. The problem is, is my first name's Captain, my second name's Riv. I. Get it? Yeah. Captain Riv. Captain Riv, I was born to be a captain. Sure, and yet your sister knew nothing about it. Where does she wait? Does that mean she's name is Shivari Ravari?

1:54 Savari Ravari. Mario and Luigi Mario, Mario and Luigi Mario. That's a tongue twister, so. Mario's name Mario. Mario because. That's that's his official first and last name. My. Great, great grandfather, I've told his Thomas you're in no position to judge. I thought his name was it to me, no, it's Sami or something because. Yeah, well, that's because he's. Supposed to be saying his name, that's they tried to say that he wasn't doing a racist, it's a me his name. Luigi's in our family tree. It's quite distressing.

2:28 And yet no Mario's. Why? Because Luigi's a better player, Yeah. Yeah, I do hate Mario. Best character? Luigi's. He runs faster, he jumps higher, he even likewise. Also, Luigi's mansion was. Yeah, he fights. Girls top mansion. Yeah, Top notch. Yeah, and also he's a little bit more pissed off than Mario all the time. I would be if I lived under Mario shadow, yeah. It's not a very big shadow, you know, and yet still. Sorry, I have GERD you keep. Saying that and I don't care to remember what it means.

3:03 The sausage thing, yes. And on the last session of DND. About sausage disease, she's. Got sausage throat?

3:16 No. That didn't come up in any of the books. I've read that in a book. I. Can't remember. Oh no, you have to find the darker ones. That book is good. Anyway, shall we do the recap? Yes, please let. Me talk for a bit. Last time you guys left the College of Ambulance to go clubbing with your new Chad Visor and everyone's favourite sorcerer, Shiv. I only went for Shiv because I know I don't stand a chance of Riv. She's a wizard anyway, I know. That you don't look twice at me. You're literally just trying to get in there with Shiv so that you can.

4:02 Riv is looking over your shoulder at Bell to make him jealous and. You don't even care. About You're looking over Shiv's shoulder at Riv. And while all this weird triangle shit's going on. Against the wall. Why? Wants to settle down, you know, with a nice teethling. Now I. I'm actually going to change my species to anything but. He basically it's like, imagine if you cross the hill giant with a teethling, you'd have giant fucking teethlings or little tiny hill giants and it could be. Like I'm not tiny.

4:39 Well then how tall? I'm like 6 foot 4. You put size M. Yeah, medium, but I'm 6 foot 4. Oh well, I'm still taller than you. OK, right. That's 6 foot four with the horns. Or oh. Interesting. There. You go, are you like 5 foot 4? You got a foot. Horn, Do you know how hard it is to find a woman that can reach Ick?

5:03 Physically, emotionally, like I don't. Think emotionally he's. Much going on, we've got the height shivers like 5 foot X. Basically out in life to make Rick jealous, she will fall under his felt carrier. It really, it really pleases me to know that this is killing you, right? Now the DM's got his head in his hand, so we. You went clubbing. You were led to a secret entrance in an alleyway, but led to a dark corridor. It's. Never a good thing, is it? Turned out the entrance to the club was a test, but Chad apparently has passed in the past.

5:40 Absolutely do not believe that for a second. You have to cross a Canyon. Valsefel has knocked over a rocky pillar to make a bridge. You're welcome. You. You found a captured trap, which you've got. You were. So close to getting it. Right, but it just got a little bit too carried away and accidentally activated a Helmed horror that came out of the wall and attacked you, defeated the Helmed Horror and stole him, I mean. Yeah. You mean we kept him as a pet? No Belsephilis is wearing him of. Course.

6:11 Who's talking about I look so good right now? Yeah, he really is going for the Leatherface thing. Just metal at the moment, which is arguably better armour. Not arguable. Statistically it's clearly better armour anyway. Didn't you make it into club? That's where we are now. Sick. You eventually got the capture right? And now you're in, Yeah, you're in the club. So the door span around and opened and you've got all of the like laser lights coming out and the, and you go inside and as you, you walk through the door and you see it's like a darkened room, but there are like there's glowing lights or it's like orbs, different colours like orange and pink and purple and green.

6:52 They're all just like, sort of randomly flying around and then occasionally, like, they'll like, shoot from one side of the room to the other and create like a sort of laser light effect. There's a big bar on the firewall with loads of people around it, all buying drinks, and there's loads of people just around dancing. There's a band in the top left corner. And yeah, you're in this club. As you walk through the door, Chad turns around and he's like. Oh, you made it, guys. Awesome. Come on. Come on.

7:20 Scramming by the shirt. How did you do that? How did you know the answers? Oh well. He got someone else to do it for me. God, I know it. I throw him away and go to the bar. I told you, no way he could have done it on his. Own. I know and. He's. I don't know what. That was incapable. Well, X had enough to find the band. Yeah, yeah, OK. Yeah. So you're going to the bar or ribs going to the bar? It's going to the band. Cool. So Bell. I'll join Rev. Cool, we'll go to the bath first then, shall we? So make make a perception check as you guys walk through the nightclub.

8:07 Pollock. This is focused on the band. Yeah. Rev. Is we all suck, it's OK 5. Cool. It has one thing on his mind right now, and it's fame. 6 go my. God, my God. I mean, yeah, you basically see the scene. Can't see. Fuck all the smoking. I know. As you start to cross, a young man in a bright pink toga holding platter comes over. He's like. Oh, welcome, welcome, welcome. Here these are for you. And he hands you little sort of like lapel pins like. Pins. Yeah, like little, little badges. And they're shaped like the thrissus.

8:47 What is this for? Shaped like. What the the pine cone stuff thing that I think it's Denise's house. Why? You use that to make sure that you can get back into the club next time without having to go through the tests. Oh, sick 1. Yes, pin it on me. Yes, sick ones, Sorry. You go clearly judges you and then walks away hands you reach a pin. Hands up to the bricks, clip is Tiger. Bell. Bell flags him down. Hello, how can I help you Bell? Can't have a good time if life depended on it. We aim to change that.

9:24 Who are you expecting to try and keep up? No one. We just like to make sure that the people who get here are worthy. It's like when, you know, you get a stamp on your hand, yeah, so you can go out and have a cigarette and then come back in. Yeah, it means you can now leave the door, go have a smoke and then come back in. Or just when you go home, you can come back to the club to borrow and not go through the trial. Sounds old, a little bit complicated. It's just a little. Bit of it's just hire a doorman.

9:49 I like my hand on Belshore and I'm like, this is pretty common for clubs it. Makes it feel exclusive. Yeah, it makes you feel important. Like a VIP, I've I understand that you've never left your little arena. Yeah, this is. Pretty normal. It's pretty. Normal bell this is this is. Supposed to be this loud. Why last in here plugs? There you go. Cute, what did you say? They're those loop ones that always get advertised. Nice. They are very good. Yeah. Start pumping up connected. I have a lot of Chinese.

10:27 And she's ready to pair. Yeah, the Bluetooth device is ready to pair, so we can carry a few microphones there every time we. Talk like French. Yeah, they're like French, but not really. Stereotypically. They're like ChatGPT French. It's not. Good luck. Go anyway. You have your little power pens, you go to the bar and you have to wait a little while, but not very long. It's better than a well spoons. Fucking sore in your eyes. No one would know what's. He going to do? We can get on. That wait, is this, are we doing it now?

11:02 My God. And with that, everyone's attention is drawn to it. He was on stage with his bagpipe belt and out of banger. Now, if you've never, no, I'm there because they're not going to kill Chad. So. No. No, I want to just drink tonight. No, never. It's not.

11:24 What you do? I will. I'll have your back. But I. The Princess still stood there with you guys. The Princess come with you, Princess. On our side now. Yeah, it's still a way it kills you. Yeah, but I I don't have punishment. Damn.

11:43 It no I might be playing with fire. How did this happen? Goodbye, Chad. What does that mean? No, I'm going to order my drink when I get. Yeah, yeah, yeah, please. Well, that's what I was going to let you do. But he decided to imagine I killed Chad. Yeah, it's very offensive. Why is he hit?

12:06 I'm here to party. I've got like 4 hours left of my life before you guys ruin it. Will you meet him? Bell take up that really like quiet spot right at the end of the bar that no. One, it's a little bit sticky. There's two half drunk points. A point to make, We said he's not allowed to be drunk or anything after like 3:00 AM, right? Yeah. So if he gets drunk now, but he's still drunk after 3:00 AM, is that it? I think you said he's not allowed to have a drop of alcohol past. Yeah, I think we're going to be a little bit wishy washy with the spell that you didn't actually cast.

12:38 OK, I will be a Chad, so I'm here for the little man.

12:46 Yeah, you get to bar and behind the bar are weird swirly creatures. They're like sort of it looks like a sort of like a mini tornado with like arms stop. But they're running up and down the bar and there's different ones. There's a slightly sore brown one, there's a see through one, there's a slightly red purpley 1. And they're also zooming up and down thing. And you notice that like when people call them over, they'll say something to this elemental and this elemental stick its arm or like a, it looks like it's producing a finger, putting it in the glass and the glass fills up with whatever the elemental is.

13:25 So if someone orders the red one over the red one. I was a gentle. Finger and it fills up with wine. I was generally going to joke about having to drink the elementals, but we are actually drinking the elementals. A beery elemental tornado comes over and picks its fingers. I don't want. To drink. That we should keep one as a pet. As the episode is the heist beer elemental. It all looks up and down. Try and figure out what kind or which elemental is like the most popular. There is definitely, there is one that's like a wine one which everyone is.

14:01 It's like a deep dark red everyone keeps. There's a lot of people asking for it. You can see it sort of sprouts a few arms at the same time just. No one's given us classes. This is going to so yeah. Yeah, it's yeah. Which spell leans over I'm going to hold on investigation cheques if I can't find a flagon or some sort of Stein, or at the very least a glass. It's. A cup of hands? Nope. Can I help look and give you the help? He'll give you the help action. Much better 14. Go, yeah, you know, on the wall behind is a bunch of different glasses.

14:37 And when you say flagons tankage. Basically have to pay for your drink. It. Is 3 refills though, which is pretty cool. That's what I like to hear. How much for Hell yeah? 3 Bell glances over to egg. Yeah, 3. Yeah, OK, I see what it was for. Me. You're getting Shiv of the Prince to drink. I think you're trying to get in Shiv's pants. You should buy her a drink that didn't come from Ribs but from Ick. All right. Definitely didn't come from.

15:13 Fuck my sister, you need to get a drunk.

15:17 Potentially get me drunk first. Basically, you're going to be so upset about those two, I'm going to swoop in like the good friend I am. Essentially, I've lost. I have lost like bits and pieces of our inventory so I only only have I'm back down to 20 gold but I know that we have more. Than it's only it's a couple of gold. It's expensive, like gold is actually quite a lot, but it's a couple of gold because it's free refills. I have 266 for some. Reason. I know. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I know that we have more than what I've got.

15:49 OK, well. I'll buy these, thank you. You're welcome. Can I have 123 shifts? I take a really deep breath and I go Shiv. Yes. Would you like a drink? I would love one. Thank you. I would like some rose. Oh my. God, of course you would you protection I. Like Rose. Would you? Yeah. SO44 glasses 5. It's nowhere near me. Belle was gonna get me a drink. Oh, were you? Yeah. OK 66556. I'm here too. No, absolutely not. Why I? I said you can drink it. Didn't say I was going to help you. Come on man, everyone else I know isn't enabler.

16:38 It's. Not fair? Absolutely not. That's a red flag. Put that in the notes. Can you advise our wages? Surely he can afford his own drink. It hasn't been. Crazy to believe but I've been doing it half an hour and I've not been paying yet. You. Right, all of a sudden it's not fantasy. Yeah, so 55 of your finest. I need a rose. Whatever the strongest thing you've got in here is. Belle. What do you want? The popular the. Popular one. The most popular drink? You see the beer? Dark red wine. And the wine elemental kind of shrug.

17:15 Wine business fingering. And then I'll do a wine for Ick and. Then it doesn't look impressed. 2 waters. What? For the. What? No. For me, you've got me Wine. What? Do you want WW? Then I can't hear you over the noise. Oh yeah, I'm making my. Way in the middle. Of the bad, just it suddenly goes silent as X does the microphone. Whiskey. Cool, so I order all those. It feels very. Cool, yeah. I get the no. I get I get the Prince and Chad like a shandy. Cool. Thanks. One of these, it's great. It's. Nice, isn't it?

18:09 They're so full of alcohol, you wouldn't believe it. Oh sweet, that's real. You're welcome. You're the best. I tap their heads.

18:18 Was that like 5-6 gold? Gold pieces, Yeah. 6 gold pieces. Fucking expensive cheese sauce. 3 Refills 3. Refills. Still, I'm paying for a cup. I never been to a theme park or a mall. With jowls and we, we had all the we got the cup, yeah. Yeah, so you get your Mickey Mouse shaped drinking cup. Stunning. For refills, you turn around, Ick is on his way over to the corner of the band. There is band, they've got like a couple of big like drums that there's two guys beating drums. There's a couple of guys on fiddles.

18:59 There's like a sort of bass cello thing.

19:04 I am going to I go to get up on stage. I whisper something to the guys on stage. And the. Guys stop and they go Grassley. The one and only lift my star shaped sunglasses off my eyes to throw them a week. I make a history check as you do that. Can we also make history cheques? 4.

19:29 I do not remember you. Yeah, they clearly recognise you. Yeah. And what if I then introduce the back you get to the scenario? Yeah, you get like a bit of a, you know, when you start to get migrated, that's all like Aura, you get that for a split second and it goes away and you carry on. And they're like Grassley, no way go. You were dead, man. Cool. I mean, literally, I wasn't to die. It was weird. I swear to God, you were dead. I'm here in the flesh. I didn't actually believe it when she said when he said that he was famous.

20:04 Right. So I have AI have a song can I like? We're going to like you going to play with me? Yeah, fuck yeah. Get the bed back together. All right. Cool. OK here. We go. Yeah, great. OK. What are we doing? We're going to play a song, OK, We're going to play Shake that bagpipe. OK, now, OK, this is a real song for anyone listening. You should 110% look it up because it's. See if I can like it on the keyboard. Good luck, it stops that bagpipe. It's epic. Hang on, you gotta emit as sick as fuck. Yeah, I'm gonna see if I can figure out how to emulate that.

20:35 Yeah, well, you've got it on there now. So you just you, you, you keep that in your edit and you, you find a way to do that for me, please. Anyway, we're playing that in the clubs. That should give you some. Idea. Oh yeah, yeah. So yeah, the lights all kind of like go down as you step on stage and you stop like one of the other band guys, like Lean. Alex is like I hate the fucking band with a fucking passion. It's like. It's losing, gentlemen. It rashly and just like people turn around and they look at the stage and they're like, wow.

21:03 And then you're like, you do that. What's happening? Where's everyone's there? He says that Alex, that's all she listens to in the car and then they pull the face at each other. This bitch puts One Direction on when she has control of my Spotify. Hell yeah, bitch. Try and act all bad so I hear what you listen to. Hey, direction. Hey, I already put it on once there's. No offence there, the way everything they've done that I am. Of the. Guy that felt balcony. We we, we stopped the car so I couldn't listen to.

21:33 It I stopped the car. Not like on the side of the road. We are not. We've got. To I am not driving until you turn off for One Direction. Yeah, but my music taste is not your music taste, and that's OK. That's fine. There's nothing wrong with. The bagpipe I never. Said there were just, you know. The noise.

21:50 They're not noise. I'm sure they're beauty. You listen. To chip tunes so you don't get a say in this argument. What's? Wrong with that, look at your phone not answer my probing question. Sorry, Mum messaged me. Well, what was your probing question? What's wrong with the sake of music? It's really annoying. Anyway, keep annoying the bagpipes. You maybe did a large poo on the kitchen floor. Anyway, it rashly plays his shit bagpipe song. The room goes wild. They Bay for. More, more, more bagpipes. We it is just like, I think me and Belle are having a proper realisation that it's famous.

22:24 Yeah, like legit good, famous. Yeah, you don't hear the conversation when it arrives, but you do see everyone kind of turn around and move to the dance floor when they hear it correctly. Yeah, you see all these people? Shook slightly, moshing to the bagpipe. Shake that bagpipe.

22:51 They're called the Thief, and they're amazing. I didn't realise how famous he was. No, honestly, you. Didn't realise how talented I. Kind of thought he was making it up. Yeah, that's why this is everything like he was. Clearly very good on the bagpipe, but like a little like tick tock. Way like if. People who don't know would be impressed, but an actual bagpiper would be like kind of just annoyed, but he he's absolutely tearing it up up on the stage. I think we all thought that it was like indie art is famous, but actually it's like Metallica, famous, worldwide famous.

23:27 I actually have no agency to be here, so I'm taking it. You just fucking enjoy yourself, yeah? Move around the room. You know you let loose. For a while, you know, you don't have to have some kind of mission to be Take the giant. Stick out of your ass, yeah? Come on, we got one night off. Let's just. Enjoy it. He only ever smiles when he has wind. I I, I take my really strong drink and then also pass that to Bell. Have a have a nice time Bell. Boy down in one she. Comes over. We like to drink with Bell, with Bell, with our mate 654321 yeah.

24:12 Well, I didn't realise you could. That was like a warm up of some water, right? What's he gonna connect? I've already given him like 3 of the other people's drinks. She just mixed it into a large jug. Wow, that was great. I'm gonna get to us the X music. What's good, John? Music. Where's the Where's the man in? Where's the pink man? Pink man, the one with the pin that's. The pin, the pink man pink. Pin Man on the stage, he wants to go find him. He wants the pink man. Pink. Man. Bella's He does not drink.

24:58 Yeah, it's all this back over, sees the state of Bell, and it's like we're gonna play a game. It's no, we're not. We are. We're gonna play. It's never have I ever put your hands up. Your hands up. And if you've done it, you have to put a finger down. OK. Never have I ever. Why is it just us playing? Never have I ever slept with a royal person's uncle Holy.

25:22 Shit. Never have I ever chopped off a goblin's head. He put a finger down. Yeah. Never have I ever made a move on the daughter of the person in charge of hell. Never have I ever contemplated it. I thought it's work. Finger down. I thought there is not in charge of hell. We're pissed off in a nightclub, right? Never have I ever been abandoned on a battlefield as a baby because nobody wants me. Wow, that was very nice. Finger down. That's right. That's right. Fuck you. You got 1 bell? Never. Have I ever lied?

26:03 Lied about how famous I was to. Be fair, I think he's been pretty open. We just didn't believe him. Where?

26:16 It's just like standing there with all our fingers down. Never have I ever captained a ship. Because. Finger back up. Fucking lie. Sorry I. Don't remember in the morning. Never have I ever believed the the Prince's uncle. What? What? I don't think. I think because he's drunk, he's going to be more truthful and he generally believes. He put a finger down right. Does that mean I believe in him or not? Even when. I'm sober, I'm having difficulty following that. One, I'm not really sure what the fuck that.

26:57 Was OK. OK, never have I ever sniffed the prince's hair. Why? Why did? You just stop your sleeping. Dick, why you're so weird? What is with the hairs diffing? I'm trying to workout bell sufferers. I don't think it's good to help. Never have I ever mispronounced anyone anyone else's name, No. Oh man, he's really worried about accidentally mispronouncing. I would have used his name bro. Never have I ever had a crush on a man in a pink toe girl. You dropped like. You were the one. Call him for the man in.

27:32 The speak to him. Never have I ever admitted that I'm a lightweight. I don't think he needs to admit it. This isn't the thing about me hiding anything. You. Want to find out from Belle I? Don't know, I think it's pretty open book. Do you actually? Belle's an idiot. Yeah, kind of open book. Never have I ever been a. Massive. Massive Grassley fan in secret. Again, does that mean if I put my finger down? You're a fan? Ohh in secret secret fan. You grew an extra hand. Secret. Fan it's weird, I saw you tapping your foot from the fucking stage to me.

28:07 You love me. I. Understand you are a headache that at times I find agreeable. What was that? You are a headache that at times I find agreeable. I'll take it. Yeah. He seems to think I'm not famous and I just wanted to hear it from. I didn't believe that you were as famous as what you made yourself out to be. Well I am so suck it. Oh God my head just drink more help for me worse well. Here you go, have a drink. Slowly slow slow slow slow slow quoths. I'm nursing this one. Yeah, probably the best.

28:45 Man. I've had that's been so long, making sure that you don't die. What? Why I told you I honestly really appreciate it, but. It was so hard. It was so hard. I fucking loved your father. Why is he crying? I fucking. Loved your father, I told you I. Thought I told you he was. He was, he was. He was a good Goodman. Good Goodman. Goodman, King. Great with a good body. Great game, great king did. He have a good body. His. I'm making a list of things of black. Yeah, he. Wasn't he was a warrior, He was a warrior king.

29:25 He had really good body. We we didn't get up very well to be honest. Like it was my dad, but he really didn't have a lot of time for me. You know, you know, you should know that he loved, he loved, he loved you. That's good, I believe.

29:49 Shut up. And you're going to be king one day. So I think that in his own way. Do you love June? Yeah, well, I mean you. Pretty much don't have a choice kind of way. Yeah, we pretty much left banker, he's in charge of raising me and. I can't afford to pay for another tango. There's there's a man we should all be. There's a man we should all be running behind what you're preparing for Pancreatitis, Lord. Lord pancreatitis. That's. Why do you have more laws? That's a. Guy. Yeah. Why? Would you like?

30:37 To be rally behind him. Because he's, he's a bloody good man. He's a. Good potty. Polly Politician. Politician.

30:49 I. Gotta go. My plan was to get Bell fucked up and then just leave. I'm going to go to the dance floor it. Exceeds his opportunity. Oh. My God, Shiv walks over to Riv. Bell is just spouting political nonsense to anyone who will listen to. My pro persuasion to see if I could cut in to dance with Riv. What get between Shiv and Riv? Yeah, it is. Yeah, to. Persuade you to dance with me. OK, I hope you like to dance because I've got 23. I was going to have a conversation with my sister. What can I roll?

31:25 I mean, yeah, she kind of just slipped between the two of you and shift gutters and stands there, thumbs her arms, taps her foot. We go. If anybody needs me I will be in the VIP. Wait, whoa, whoa, just feel a bit salty because everyone. 'S lost interest in her. I'm I'm so sorry. I am gonna follow my sister. You just leave. It's like, all right, cool, see you later. Wherever. Didn't mash potato? Bell goes spell, stumbles over to a random elemental and just shoves the glass inside. And RIP is I guess having a conversation with Ship.

32:08 Now yeah, I've I've pulled some random into my place. Can. Your name, He likes it. He hasn't noticed he's so tall he's. Just like, hey I'm. Gonna have all perception that disadvantage back down seeing as I'm drunk to see if I can track where Rev and ship have gone. Yeah, in the meantime, you might as well have your conversation. I bowled A2 and a three so that. Was just stumbling around. Drunk you should have rolled up with disadvantage as well. Cool. Yeah, You follow. Yeah. Shit, yeah. She goes over.

32:42 So in the sort of left hand side, sort of opposite the band stage, there is like a little raised bit and there's like a beam of light. There's like a but like this platform, but there's like a wall going around it and like these steps go up to it and it's like a light going across the top of the stairs and there's a couple of target guys sort of beating one bar there, but they're wearing the same pink toga as the guy that greeted. Uniform. Is it like a baby pink? The pink Man. Hopping, Hopping I. Think I was like it's uniform, not a choice called.

33:13 As you go, though, she's like, it would be quieter up there if she's like a conversation. I know you do. I know you're deep down, you're dying to find out what I feel to and she walks up and she pass through this beam and the two guys in pink tokens, kind of like a greeter, offer a sort of champagne flue, which she wants in God. Damn it, I follow. Are they going to stop me because I'm doing? Really. That's going to make me worse and more angry. We don't have to stop you, you wrote. The barrier here is here to check for people of deific heritage sick.

33:52 OK, yeah, I'll go in. Yeah, you go through. Oh my. God.

34:02 Yeah, she goes through. She sits down like in a booth with a little flash plus little glass. You get off with the glass as well. I'll. Take it. Yeah. You look in the glass and it's like golden, like almost shimmering liquid inside. This is the most I've ever got out of being a demigod. Yeah, it's, it's honey sweet. Oh, it's it's so sweet. Having a great time. Yeah, but it's like what? It's honey sweet, but it's slightly chilled. I'm so sorry I can't let you in here, because you're not. We're not gods.

34:36 We're not gods. Sorry, I will. I will invite you later. Although I could, I wouldn't even need pancreatitis if I were to attempt to try and get in because then that would that would answer a question that I have the. Prince is the fucking Prince and he's not allowed in, so I put my arm around Bell and I'd take him off into the dance floor all the time if he needed he. Might be he's. Not even allowed in. There he rolled a very bad perception joke. They run a 2. Come back to that, yeah. Shiv sits down at a booth, just sort of gestures to you sit down and join her.

35:13 Yeah, I, I wanted to apologise. Oh. Really. I think I came across quite rude county. Yeah, better. That's the Yeah. OK guys, you're not here. You're. An asshole.

35:33 But you. Under Devil on the Shoulder now. Be honest with your sister. Your friends could join us, just to be clear. Like you. Choose if you could just not mention this to them. OK, fine. Fair enough. Just for now, fair enough, because I just I I feel like we need. To talk. OK, then talk. I just I just spit out. I just, it's a podcast. Come on. Sorry, team. What? What are you? What? I What am I? What? You want to know why I'm here? Yeah. Why? I am at the College of Animals, the big college that teaches everyone the divine arts, the magic arts, the arcane Not Yeah.

36:15 Why am I here? Yeah. I the daughter of Hecatee. Yeah. Hector, how are you fucking? Nobody else fucking chose to. Why are you here? Because. Riv Some of us. I was naturally attuned to the world of magic. Some of us can't. Just you sounding bitter now. I'm incredibly bitter. I can't that admit that immediate admission just shut you down. I was. Like yes. Yes, sure. You make out like like. I have something to prove. It's like you're just fucked off. You just. You just left. Yeah, you left. Hell, you just left.

37:01 You didn't say anything to anyone. You tell Mother you were leaving. You just fucked off. And then what? A pirate captain? Yes. You didn't even You didn't go to pursue adventure. You didn't go to find yourself or do magic things. You just went off to rob people. Maybe that's my journey. Maybe that's my fucking journey. Did you ever want to ask? No, I couldn't ask because you just left. You didn't say anything and there there's mother moping around her fucking palace, favourite daughter gone and I'm there.

37:34 Look, Mother, I've learned to do a candrip and she's like, of course you can do a candrip, but the daughter of the goddess of fucking magic? What did you think was going to happen? Your neighbours are going to think you're insane. No, I can hear them through the walls, so I'm pretty sure they can hear. A woman look. When, when you can't hear them through, that's when there's a problem. One of them will have been killed. Yes, I, I am incredibly bitter. I, I've come to this school so I can learn the arcade, so I can maybe impress my mother and get a little bit of attention.

38:06 And then what happened? The most important thing that's happened in the history of the nation for 30 years is the the king is dead and his Prince, his son has come here to find the advisor. And I get I get picked out of a crowd of thousands to be the impossible advisor to the. Prince of Pan and Down. And maybe the station will. Finally, prove to my mother once and for all that I work. Something. And who is there telling him not to pick? Me. Yeah, for sure.

38:45 So are you still angry about your sister Vienna I? Hope. You feel ashamed. I don't feel ashamed because I feel like even I'm not saying this to her, I'm saying this to you. And the bellies would pulls up the barriers over the top of the I. Staggering around outside. I I say, look, I'm sorry, I didn't realise that my disappearance bothered her so much. She wasn't. She didn't seem like she was exactly in the place to feel bad about me linking. It's she's been, she's shutting everything down. She doesn't let people in and out of the palace.

39:27 She doesn't let people in and out of the circle. It's just. How did you go? Oh. I have special permission, plus I snuck. There are ways out of hell. I know that. Well, of course you do hang around with it crassly, but. I know where else it's at.

39:48 The point just there isn't a point. I came here to find some value in my life and so here you are overshadowing everything. Fucking typical. Look, can you blame my distrust? We didn't exactly have a great relationship when I left, so it was distrust when I first saw you and you just so happened to be the one out of thousands that got picked. OK, maybe it was misplaced and I apologise. With I had to be clear, I had nothing to do. With yeah, I'm starting to realise that. You're actually competent.

40:29 I in fairness, when they were asking about people, I said you're extremely intelligent and you were great at what you do. I just didn't trust you. That shouldn't have swayed it, but I maybe shouldn't have said the last part. Well, I appreciate. And then your table gets bumped into a huge muscly arm slams down and you look up and you see this like quite old, really ripped guy in an open Hawaiian shirt and a Garland around his, his neck, big white beard coming down his chest. And he goes, every lady's digging.

41:09 And then a SATA pops up and he's got a pan pipe on a loop around his neck. He's got, he's got he's got like, like flower Garland in his hair. He's like, no, come on, come on, sis. Not, not these two. Come on. Sorry, who? We can't over to Belcephalus at the bar, having just retrieved his, however he drinks he's had from the stomach of the elemental. Like what's the big? Guy you feel a hand on your back and you turn and you see a SATA similar to the guy. Younger man, chestnut brown, pet fur, your legs, no shirt.

41:51 He's got a flower Garland around his neck and he holds up a flat. How you doing there son? What is? So it's an invitation. So I've got a It's a it's a day and easy and cult. So he just sounds so much like a cat. They already. Freaked me out. So we got a we got a cult out near Olympia. It's a new new trying to get in on the scene. So for people who like to like a good time, but it's like you like a good time, so. Is there an arena? Can I kill things? Bell starts liking so. OK, I'll tell you what.

42:29 What I I reckon we can find something. Is there supposed to be 3 of you right now? You look around, it's like, well, you really like a good time, huh? I am very far gone my friend. I can barely stand up straight. Good boy the the the boy man thing. The there is a lot going. On yeah, he's like shit flips the fire over here. There's a there's a map here. It takes you to you want to go to Olympia? There's a village called Hafless. There you'll find the Cult of stress. It's a it's a new thing. We're trying to get a big party going.

43:11 It's run by this awesome guy called Hereticus. He's freaking awesome. And I, I recommend it truly. We're trying, we're trying to build up a real party of like fun loving, adventurous types. And even in your head you can see there's quite a lot of people who've got these Flyers. And he, he has a satchel and he rummages around and he holds up this, he holds up a pink ball. It's like a, just a, like a stone crystal sphere and hands it to you. He was You bring that around to half loss and don't let you in.

43:44 Does it make a noise? It shook. No, it's just a solid ball of pink quartz by the list of things. You catch you on your shoulder, hopefully see you around, and it springs off into the crowd to talk to more people. When the penny finally drops, Bell spins and tries to tries to track him down. Sure. No, fuck the boy. The Prince.

44:09 Dick Grassley. Yes, Bell. Bell stumbles into the crowd to to go and track down I Grassley. Yeah, I Grassley. He's dancing on the on the dance floor, is it? He's just, like, going around in circles with his arms up and down the air, like just, you know, free bad dad dancing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If, like, Steve Carell was pissed up in a nightclub in character, that's the kind of what he's giving, you know, go. I like that, yeah. Is there anything that crassly he's here? For a good time. He's here for a good.

44:41 Time he's a little bit pissed off that he's lost Shiv Amruth, but you know, he's he's fine. One of the bad guys. Comes down, he's like, oh hey dude, can I get you a drink? Man, it's been so long. Sure. Yeah, and you go to the bar, get drink and you sit in a booth. I have. A free drink. As you're going over towards the booth in the corner. Troll a perception joke. 14. Yeah, you see near the booth as you're sitting down, there's a guy in the corner doing tattoos. OK, But the guy sits down with you and he's like.

45:14 Oh man, I cannot believe you're here. Man the. Flesh, the one and only. I mean, yeah, but. I don't know what you want from. Me. He kind of like, narrows his eyes. Like really looks at you. Man like. I. I saw. You fall off the off the building like. This is so fucking news to me. How are you not dead? I bounce. Wow. I could, swore you. Didn't.

45:42 That is so weird anyway. I mean, it's great. Where have you been, man? It's great to see. We really thought the band was going to be fucked when he didn't die. Had a bit of a headache for a little while but I'm all good. OK. It took some time for me, you know, to reflect. Fair enough, fair enough. I guess sorry for abandoning you. You must have been like in hospital or whatever. Yeah, I couldn't actually find you guys. Carried to tour. None of you guys, you watched me fall off a building and then thought fuck it, we don't need to bury him.

46:14 I mean, you didn't even check to see if I was actually dead. You didn't. You didn't though, did there? Was. Blood there was like, we get blows your way that goes it was like. So you just walked away and left me, No. The the guys came with this. They put a blanket over you, they took you away. Like, it's really genuinely surprising to see you here. Well, I am in the flesh. I don't know anything. You're fucking with me. We're supposed to role play this out other than like, no, that's not true. Just.

46:42 Just one with it. OK, So like, where was this again? Like who were you? Sorry. Yeah, you. Know what? Yeah, that's a good question. No, this is good. Where? We're in paly queues. Can you spell that for me?

46:57 Well. You get this little You get this reading gossip together. So when I was there, I fell off a building OK. Yeah, you got really, really drunk after a really good show in Palacus while you're on tour and you fell off a building. Well, that sounds like something. I would basically what he explains. Yeah, so you watched me get carried off in a blanket and stuff, but why didn't there was obviously no funeral because here I am. So why didn't you like follow up to make sure I wasn't dead? Well, we tried but.

47:30 Did you fuck because I'm here and not buried? We're. Exactly. We tried to find out where you were, but we were told you were dead. The hospital said you were dead. The daughters, like me I guess, mistaken identity. Or something. Your face was really like ruined. It was hard to tell who you were. That's. Why I wear the sunglasses? Big Elton John things. Big star shaped sunglasses. Yeah, oh wow. But it's. My hair long to cover up the scars, you know.

48:06 Yeah, I mean, we kind of get the bag going. It's not the same way like you, obviously, but yeah, good. Good to see you man. And you, yeah, I'm not like convinced it's a good thing yet, but yeah. But wow, OK, you'll be the best man at my wedding.

48:25 What are they to say? Anyway, some friends are falling off of buildings and no one gives a fuck about what's happened to them. We were really sad we stopped performing for like 10 years. Like this is this is our sort of. Reunion. Oh, so it happened like 10 years ago? This. Is our reunion tour well? Obviously I don't remember any of this on account of my head being smashed in. That would explain it. And yeah, I never forgot how to play. Yeah, it's wild. If anything, you're better now. It's weird.

48:54 Thanks. No, that's absolutely fucking right. It's brilliant. Had an extra 10 years to practise. Apparently so. Cool everyone could everyone's free now to do it. Thanks for the drink. Man. Yeah, no worries man. For all types I know you want to hook up. I was waiting for the invitation to go back on tour. Yeah. I mean, yeah, whenever. You're great somehow of it. I have a. New character. I have a thing I kind of have to do because I'm stuck with the little princey guy. The weedy, spotty, annoying little proof over there.

49:28 I'm like responsible for him right now. Absolutely. Just in the middle of the darts floor, on his own. Just. Play These arms don't actually dancing, yeah. That's my boy. Whoa, I'm so. He's happy. I once went to a nightclub and there was a guy who brought like nunchucks with like glow sticks through to. The side I was. Spinning them around and it's like he was standing like I'm so popular, this is great. It's like you're not popular. People are struggled. Around you to make space for you, because you're swinging fucking nunchucks around, lunatic.

50:00 But was she doing it well? No, I mean he. Was now he was been in Ipswich. She was basically just doing that. Unfortunately not me. Yeah, no, I I'm with the little shit bag, so I can't go on tour right now, but we'll get together at some point. It sucks. OK, well I I got to get back on stage so. No respect for responsibility. Unbelievable. He has no respect for responsibility. The guy in the band, yeah, No, I'm literally responsible for the Prince. No, no, you're. Literally not though. You're literally only hanging on because you want to see either one of us die.

50:38 That's not what. He's got that weird sense of duty that sits in when you sort of get attached to something and they're like, I don't know what I'm still doing. This. I remember how me and River ended up in this situation. The only reason I work here is because I've got nowhere better to be. The Prince is offering money. Probably. He's not giving you any. Yeah, I'll. Get it from. Him. I'll fucking get it from him. Where's Zeus? Yeah. So yeah, slip that name in there. Yeah, yeah, you're in a VIP, VIP bit.

51:10 And he's like leading on the table. And the the Sayer guy is like, no, come on, he's not, not this guy, not these guys. Come on. And Zeus is. Just like, no, come on, they look great. They look. Hey, Zeus. Opposite hand to you.

51:32 Do I? Do I know Zeus? Like do I know of Zeus? You know, you know. Oh, you know, you definitely know. No, I'm going to make you roll that kind of check. No, no. You know what? The fuck is he doing here? He's great. Daddy's chilling up. And you hear from behind Zeus, you want to be careful Zeus. That's that's one of Fecateus and Pan and Zeus turn around and you see laga fracs in long like sky blue dress. That's like trailing long floor plunge front. Yes. Yes. Holding one of these champagne flutes with golden liquids.

52:14 Hey Zeus, still mind. It's like what? I'm going to front my style and like I just do away. He's like, he kind of like looks at you guys, it looks like. Nice man, Nice. I love it. She's carried. Out five ghosts orgasm. But Lagothrax like it we. Established this not in the same way. Hey, we established she likes me. Yeah, like a practise sits down with you guys. I thought you were. So glad to have caught up with you. Yeah, I thought we. Were not in the VMP bit so. No, we're not. How's your your little one?

52:59 Raised Wing. He's fine. He's having a sleeping at home yeah. Hotel. Obviously the lair was destroyed, so yeah, who's who exists is someone. Where's my mind?

53:16 In my cloak cannon. I don't know if he was like, you know that fine around. Yeah, he's chilling. He's doing his own. He's actually flying like under like really close to the lights. So every now and again a really big like dragon. Yeah, yeah, he'd like. He lights up as well. He just flies around. Yeah, he's looking. Flyers out. Yeah. Nice. This is my. This is my sister. She offers her hand like you did, sort of like palm down, sort of like bent wrist. I give my sister a real stink eye. I'm like, Chant.

53:53 My name is Chivari. You know you know each other. How exactly is this Shiv asking? Yeah, we met in Alaire. You met, you met in the Dragons there, and now you're friends with the dragon for sure. As always, as always. Just outdoing everyone, aren't we? Just stumbling into fame and fortune, Aren't you first? Of all I'm fucking trying. Yeah, no, we and we agreed to meet here. Excellent. For a drink. Yes, very good, very good. Well, I will leave you too alone. Yeah, I'm going to get unbelievably drunk, probably make a terrible decision based around Zeus.

54:48 Do you know Hey. That's why they call me Big Daddy Daddy. He screams. You hear him yell that from a table in the corner. She looks down. That then goes off. Later. Oh goodness, those words. We're gonna have a crab all day. I. Know, I know. Freeze a crab. Scoops closer towards you means in. And that's where the. Episodes it's. Gone bright. Right. Oh. Stole my bitch. It's still your bitch. You're. Right. It gradually did not stand. It's amazing that Riff does, but she was so forward and excited about it.

55:30 I missed what happened. I wasn't in the room. I'm getting the dragon. Lady. Why are you getting the dragon lady? No, I'm not. I'm gonna. I'm getting.

55:43 You're getting the dragon. Lady, I'm getting that dragon, Puss. I'm gonna fuck that dragon. You get that juicy. When I was out the room that like for that to be the scenario because when I left you were just like, hey, how are you? How are you? She showed up when we were flying. No, we haven't finished the episode, but we haven't used. It. Yeah, fucking. Do it this. Is hard work. Thank you everybody for listening Don't forget to like write, subscribe, comment, look at YouTube that's on there as well.

56:16 We're toying with the idea of trying to animate it and do shorts and we set up Instagram. Yet no, it's so ashamed. Shaking your head quietly so.

56:30 We have no socials, but we have an e-mail address. Do you have an e-mail address and what is it? Is 6 or 9 [email protected]. Yes, I believe that's right, but I'll put it in the show notes just in case. Yeah, because I thought 69D and D, although shorter looked. Wrong. Yeah, yeah, we, I thought. That if people. Were we picked for that? Online it might we. Picked the funny Internet numbers and we regret. It yeah, should have known. Is that a nine or a? 6 But now when people misspell the things they're looking for on the Internet, they'll find out fun stuff they get us.

57:03 For the real fun stuff. So, yeah, thanks. Bye. Yeah, thanks. Bye. Oh like my charity thing? I don't know, this is like 5-6 you get a month afterwards. OK, probably. I mean give to charities. Yeah, if you don't give a gift to my charity, give to other charities. By all means, yeah. Or. He's not allowed to go and vape. Quietly outdoors where you're able to throw shit in the fucking bin anyway, Bye.

57:36 Bye, bye man. She's going to get that dusty. Oh, there it is. What are you? Doing Oh my God. I'm going to get some of that taper like puss God. 'S sake does. She just. Put out. Really put out. Ship's still somewhere. I had like a throat in the palm of my hand last time with. Dora. She forgot about me. Real. No, she just went to Orgra. She was a fan, yeah. Yeah, well. Fan does not mean sleep with them. Oh my God. Wow, problematic. Bye. Bye. You're problematic. Me me.

58:17 And we're going up against each other. You should call this episode in the club because like $0.50 go shortly. It's your birthday. We're going to party like it's your birthday. Take it to the candy shop. I let you look a lollipop. Whoa, good girl. Don't you go until you hit the spot. Whoa. I'll take you to the candy shop. OK. I was literally about to start talking. Sorry. Very. We do. Yeah, we do say that about Ruth's family tree. It's a circle. He's tried a few times.