Panatheon 33: What Next?
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I lost 150K on Runescape last night. Oh shit. Back. That's a lot. That is, that is a lot. I have, I've got, I've got 8 mil in the bank so I'm all right. But like. OK, well that's I'm. Pissed I can't. Do the 5K because I have way too much. Shut up. We're not talking about running anymore. We're talking about Runescape. I. Can't talk about Runescape for a moment longer. I've got I finally got my agility up to 52, which means I can, I can now run the world on this agility course. And if you if when you pay when you like go in, you pay the 150K toll and when you run you get rewards.
The longer you're in there, the more expensive shit that you can get. And it's a really good way to make money. And I got sniped. I didn't come here to talk about Runescape, I came here to play. Some played it since the always I feel was it out then yeah my my ability to understand time is massively diminished by various head injuries and severe alcoholism you. Canrememberminiclip.com I can't Runescape at some probably where I that's that's the only site you advertised on. It was when you used to play in high school on the computers.
I hate you one. Of the few games that they didn't manage to block because they didn't realise it was a game, because it was all databases you had to run, it was called. You basically ran like a space empire. It was like really early Stellaris. It was no, I don't like. Oh. Fuck, I know it was. Just the webs and you'd like, it would be like, no, maybe you'd basically set aside like maybe no, no, it wasn't a game. It was just like a website. And you'd be like, right, I want to make a cruiser. And you'd ticket.
And then it would take like 8 hours to make like real time and you'd have to come back. But then other people could attack you and you could like form alliances with other people on the website and shit. So you have all kids around the computer lab doing this thing? You know what? You should have been doing your coursework. I finished my it's the only thing I did well. The GCSE structure of IET when I was a high school. Let's make a shock. I got, bear in mind, I'm a moron. I got 4 marks in my coursework because literally you like the actual final coursework bit for your GCSE.
You just do it and you hand it to the teacher. She'd tell you what you need to do to get to 100% and then you're done. She was crap. So if you've done it in three months, you're done. I had nothing to do for three months. Miss Rose is the ITV she's. Not she was. Crap. But yeah, so I had four marks after the first few, well after the first term essentially. And then I had the rest of the year to do nothing. I tried doing work for other classes, got told that wasn't allowed. I tried not going to the classes, got told that wasn't allowed.
So I just used to fall asleep. And then she told parents during parents evening that I would just sleep through classes. And rather than asking why is it asleep through classes, they came home and just yelled at me. And when I said I've literally been given nothing to do, what do you want me to do? There's only so much, I think anyway. Can we play some? Fucking D&D now. Yeah, she did. She wasn't a very good teacher. I got AC overall despite a star in my coursework because I didn't know anything.
But it's all about like how barcodes and shit work anyway I've. Got AB and IT's fuck you. Oh, I remember the barcode thing. Yeah, I don't know how any of it works. I work in a supermarket and I don't know how learning about how barcodes are supposed to work helped. Can we start? No, I'm still talking about barcodes. Hello and welcome to his Head 629 D&D podcast made by idiots. My name is Matt Corp. I'm the DM. I'm joined by Maria Nicholson. I'm playing Ick Grassley. Carl Nicholson. I'm playing Belcephalus.
Arizona tea, thank. You. Who should I play today? You're the Prince. I play ick Grassley. Thank you. When you had that hair clip in your mouth, a little like you had a moustache. Thank you, little Charlie Chaplin. 20 minutes of complaint, I'm going to do GG. 3 seconds into the introduction, you've got a moustache. Can't even fucking survive. But can we? It's kind of like a moustache. Brushy broomy moustache. Before we start this week, I made you a present. Did you? Yeah. Do you want it? Yeah. No, no.
I made you It's a dice. Bag. OK, I was worried it was a hat. But it's not just a dice bag. It's also a hat. Well. When you empty all your dice. Out. Yeah, you can put that as a hat. It's not just a dice bag, it's a. Little dice tray. Oh my God. And hang. On let me tip the suitcase. And it's glow in the dark yarn. What? It goes in the dark. Oh God, they're everywhere. You know how I feel about glow in the dark. Yeah.
You dropped the hacker on. The floor. Yeah. Thank you very much. You're welcome. That'll be my my podcast dice bag. Let's hope these guys grow well. And I crocheted. This crochet is the only like. Do you want to talk about it after I've opened? Yeah. It's so I crocheted it and crochet is the only type of like yarn stitch work that can't be replicated by a machine. So fuck AI you. Can only have. Fuck you AI or any printing yarn and. Shit, you can only have crochet handmade, so it's one-of-a-kind.
Thank you very much. You're welcome. I don't know if that's. True. It is true, and it's got little. Things, yeah. You can tie it and yeah, I'm. Going to do I'm going to do a YouTube deep dive. I'm going to find a 3D printer that's printing something specifically where the crochet design. And it's, yeah, glows in the dark. Like I said, I don't know when that would ever be useful. Yeah, when like. I just thought it. Has anyone ever played D&D in the dark? I don't know, I had some glow in the dark dice and I just thought like someone else should have something glow in the dark to brag about.
So I don't know like such a. Loser when we move back to the Grudio again. Yeah, it'll, it'll come become useful. OK, anyway. Yes, now we can play D&D. Thank you for my present. You are welcome. Alex is back. Hello, Alex. Welcome back. Hello. You've missed nothing. You. Haven't missed anything. We did the role for concentration while you're away and it didn't go well. Because we have no concentration, we're all of. 1. Yeah, yeah. But should we do a recap for what happened before that? Yes, please.
Yeah, so last. Time we opened with me talking about stuff and constantly being interrupted to discuss Nazis, which a lot of it I got cut out. But anyway, before that we had the big fight in the throne room in Annan's where you guys fucked up Pancreatitis and his returned undead bronze masked army forces. It was nowhere near as challenging as I was expecting, mostly because I let you guys pick up a bunch of random armies along the way. We fucking dominated. Yeah, you did. You fucked up. Pancreatitis.
Although he did, as Bell dealt the final killing blow, cut his head off with a perfect baseball swing, threatened to come back.
Bet, bet, some waiting. There's that, but they'll killed him. Raised his head. Prince gave a rousing speech about how we all won this together and that's where we are now. So the throne room is in disarray, little fires burning in the corners and not the little tapestries and flags and stuff around the room. No one has any health, remember, except for me for health. Yeah, I see Crassly survived. Untouched I. Got a wild magic where I healed. So yeah, you did. I think I'm OK for health. I literally leached health off of other people.
Yeah, I think the the error I made was to attack his minions. I would do that next time. Is that like I let your armies attack the minions rather than making you do it or whatever? The Victoria survivors tend to the wounded and lay out the slain. Besides Pancreatitis now headless body, there are very few enemy corpses. There's a few bodies of soldiers or majors who sided with Pancreatitis, but mostly the enemy remains consist of bronze masks perched atop drifting piles of grey dust. The Prince haven't given his speech, wearily collapses onto the dais in front of the throne.
Yeah, rather than on the throne itself. Chad goes over to him and starts trying to big him up. That time, yeah, that was awesome about we fucking owe, dude. Well, see. Where the hell were you? I was in front like dude, I was throwing like fireballs, fucking glass and shit. Didn't. Didn't Bell put him in the frontline? Yeah. Put.
Him with me. Kill him or keep him alive, Either way, everyone will see that you have done your job. It's fine. Cilla and Saleridos are both sort of like, instructing their respective teams to go and sort of sweep the palace and make sure there's no, like, hidden pancreatitis stands. But yeah, the Prince is just kind of like collapsed on the day as you guys come stand there with him. Primos and Archimedes bring Shiv over, who's kind of like forced down onto her knees in front of the Prince, and they kind of just stand there guarding her.
Eventually everyone converges on the Prince as he sits on the dais, kind of almost pointedly not sitting on the phone right now. He's like collapsed into a heat. Everyone is looking pretty weary after a hard fight. Archimedes kind of stands there with Shiv like on her knees between him and Priya. Moss clears his throat, then Saleridos and Sila kind of join as well, all of the soldiers that were fighting alongside them and piss agents come in and Siller and Saleridos salute the Prince. Do you guys?
As you kind of like, stand alongside him, Everyone else kind of salutes as well. And then Archimedes clears his throat. What now? Carnation. That's probably a good idea, actually, yes. I also think it might be worth going to pancreatitis office and checking that bookcase where or out your friend. I will plan the coronation. I love a show. I think Bell should go with you to sort through the desk because I don't trust Bell to run away with himself and check where that. Seemingly dead body rose from the dead and came out of his bookshelf, whatever it was.
Yeah, what are we doing about your sister? We'll give her a role in coronation so she can't leave.
She kind of like, she's just like staring at the floor, like she's wide eyed. So like she was fighting for pancreatitis. You don't really know why. She then turned on him mid battle and now like she's in that, yeah, fairly precarious position. Primos is kind of like guarding her and he's like. I suggest we put her in a cell and deal with her once we've dealt with the immediateness of getting to his office before somebody else does. That's a good point. I will, I will. I will secure her in a cell.
Don't worry. He's he's I, I will make sure she's comfortable. We will make as long as she can't use magic, we'll suppress her her powers for the moment, I I think they're a good numb a good order of things we need to do. That was about to disagree with me before he ultimately winds up agreeing with me. I I also want to become eye level with Shiv. I'm going to Crouch down and I'm going to go please do not fuck up. I'm doing, we're doing you a favour. If you go against us, you will die. She doesn't even look at you, she's just still staring at the floor.
She's like, I think I may have fucked up already, Riff. Then don't fuck up any more than you already have. What? Have you done I? I turned on pancreatitis. I I don't think you really fully understand what it is that is coming, but. Then tell us. Tell us. Yeah. So I'll take you away and we'll come to the bottom. Of that raider's office. And then you'll have an idea of what's going on. And then when you question her, she'll either tell you the truth or you'll be able to tell she's lying. As long as you stay on our side, we will protect you.
Chef, I have his head. I don't. Think that my God. Take her, take her to a cell and don't hurt her. Yeah, are. You dropping that head off at an outbuilding of the palace while we're. No. Tie it. To I actually, I actually do tie it to my belt. I I can make a little knot out of the hair. I crouched down and I Tanner will. Be fine. I have plans. I crouched down. We're. Getting a collection now. And I, yes, I Crouch down and I pick up one of the the one of the bonds masks. Yep. And then I make my way out of the palace.
Out of the palace. Out of the palace. You're supposed to be going to check his fucking office. Don't. Worry I'll do. No. Riv's got it. She's fine. OK. Oh. My God, I've got Fireball. It's fine. I bet money on him ending up in that office because he's. I was going to reward you all for looting his office, but never. Mind, I'm going to the office I'm. Going to reward Riv. OK, Rib's going to go to the office. Planning the coronation doesn't necessarily have to be immediately now like it will be done.
You can go and look in the office as well if you would like to help RIB. I don't know what Bell's planning to do. Sure. Thank you. Cool. I think it's a two man job because of the weird scary cupboard where dead people come from. Yeah. You see, the Prince kind of like wearily stands up and he's like. OK, everyone who's trying to help me run the Kingdom will meet in the war room in like 20 minutes. That's that's Riff Bell. Make it 25. I'm going to be a little while. OK, OK, half an hour. We'll meet in my war in my war room.
Cool. It was Riff. Bow it Grassley. So I heard. I was. I guess it's your hair still a Priamos. Achmedes. You're all cool. Chad obviously is going to be there. So that's yeah. Half an hour, we'll meet. We'll meet each other in that. Thanks guys. I need to go sit down. Can I use my ghost tattoo? Yeah. And then I want to sneak up behind Chad. I don't want to slit his throat. Fine. You missed your chance. You could have done that during the fight, I thought. You absolutely could have. And that would have ended all of our problems, wouldn't?
That you could pants him, Mama. I'm going to pants him and then push him over. Oh what? Oh, oh fucking sacred. You're cool. Because the high 5 you. Don't leave him hanging. Naked. Yeah.
You're right though, OK. Me and Chad do a chest bump. He's on the floor, ass out. No, he was on the floor, ass out. Yeah. Yeah, you. Didn't just stay there. What she did? We're going to go to the office. You go to the office. OK, So you go to pancreatitis office, Obviously you know where it is because you followed Bell that earlier. So that's simple enough. Yeah. Make an investigation check in his office, Yeah. I'm going to 1st. Focus on the desk. Yep. 16 got. 15 cool set. So you go over to you're going to investigate your desk.
Are you investigating your desk as well, or are you going to investigate something else? I'll go to the weave cupboard where the dead person came out. Cool. So on his desk there is no, there isn't like here's my grand plan for taking over everything. But there is there's a lot of information, there's lots of letters between himself and Satya, which is the city that he's supposed to run anyway. That's why he originally, like, asked Belle and the Prince to go to Satya, because that's where he's in theory station.
He's in charge of Satya. So that made sense. Yeah. Again, it's a bit like when you're in Hyman Toler's office, there's a lot of like shipment details. You can't. There's nothing obvious about what those shipments are. There's just a lot of shipments between and going straight to Satya and with a 15 and 16, specifically going to the Temple of Poseidon in Satya and we were 16. You go into the cover that you know, Anderson was in and riff like yells over her shoulder. It was this book that he pulled out.
So you pull out a book and this thing goes up and it's kind of like just a vault like it. It very much seems that Anderson had just been standing in this like square room waiting for the dramatic reveal. Like there's like there's not even a stool in there from to sit on. He was just stood there.
But you are going through Pancreotidis shit. So he does have some cool shit. So we'll roll on the leaked tables so you can pick from an Arcana item, an Armament item, an implement item, or a Relic item, and we'll go for rare. Hello. Yeah, he's got some cool stuff. And if you want, you can half heartedly roll to find someone for Bell because he's not here. So yeah, you can pick one of the four things and then you roll AD 100. I think I'm going to go our corner. Yeah, I was going to go our corner.
Cool. So yeah, D100. Very nice. Yeah, Bell can roll if he wants, and you can say you find something for Bell.
Are you looking for me? I mean, I can. Look for myself like my 100. I'll take armament and that's 41. So, so inside this like weird stone vault behind the bookcase, there's a couple of like chests, yeah. And like weird cabinet. So yeah, you see this like wardrobe. Sort of looking chest inside I. Feel like that's the sort of thing it could beeline towards anyway. As you find inside, it's a black cloak on you because you're quite tall. It kind of comes down to like halfway between like your waist and your knees, but it's like a like a velvety black.
It's like a Zorro cloak rather than a Hogwarts cloak. But it has a hood on it and it's all it's got, like fine silver filigree. My cloak is cannon so. What you're talking? About you got silk like silver like thread entwined all over it, kind of like wispy spider webby pan that is the cloak of Eric Neda to. Do anything. No, yeah. No, it's just real. It just. Looks real bad ass. Cloak gives you poison resistance. You have spider climb, you can just move up and down. You can just spider man shit. That is the worst thing for recycling.
I hope everybody's ready to answer the question, What's under my guilt? Yeah, once. Once. A day you can cast web and you can basically just be a spider man that's amazing. It's my. Nightmare coming to life. Riff, you see a weapon rack and leaning up against this weapon rack is How do you spell *?
What the fuck is that? That's the stone of good luck. That's. Stick stick. It's the only thing on the page that isn't a stick. It's all Staffs. And shit, it's the only one on there that's not a stick anyway. Yeah. You pick up this silver stuff. Yeah. And it's got, like, lightning coming out of the top of it, Like, like silver, like forks of lightning coming out of the top of this thing. Yeah, yeah, lightning crackling on the top. And this is the staff of Thunder and Lightning. I've got images of me like spider man ING up the wall and you're just being like absolutely fucking not ZAP like those electric tennis racket fly spiders.
It does a bunch of stuff, I'll let you know. It's incredible. And then leaning next to it on this weapon rack, you see, Oh my God, you see this huge like axe, like a double headed great axe. The metal is like a burnished black with like really polished silver edges. Like the the pattern around it is all like like the actual head is all skulls and skeletons and stuff on it. And then like this silver blade is like vicious looking. And then where the silver on the blade kind of runs across the top of the head and then winds down the handle and into like the grip on this axe.
And you think that looks very Bell? I, I go damn. And I look at it for a while and then I go, I think it's going to be too heavy.
You OK? Here's what you could have won. About I There was some I. Totally disassociated. I was thinking about. I tried picking it up, it flew out the window so sorry. No, I I try and pick it up. Yeah, see, do you want it to be an axe or do you want it to be a sword? I'm OK with being an. Axe OK, cool. I'll leave it as an accent. What is it then? The. The Executioner's Axe, so you gain a plus one bonus to attack roles and damage roles made of this weapon, and any humanoids you hit with the weapon takes an extra 2D6 slashing damage and you gain temporary hit points.
And everywhere you fight it's got damn humanoid because I have no imagination. Cool. So find all this cool shit in there along with all of these like shipment notes. Just a tear. You do find letters that he's written. He's got sort of Intel reports from Elvis, which is a city Elvis. Elvis. Like Elvis but spelled pH Wish. Elvis was here. Just wait till you get there. Elvis. Elvis is like this dwarven city to the far north and also from Casmaydon. So in he's got reports coming in from Kasmaiden and Elvis and you see he's taking lots of notes on Helios, which is a city to the South.
But you don't see any sign of Anderson. You don't see any sign of where he came from. It like it literally looks like he must have just stood in this fucking cupboard waiting for the reveal. Makes you wonder how long he was in there. Yeah.
Every now and then he just knocks on the door. It's a time. No, Can I? He's not here yet. Like a I'll let you know when Bell Severs is back. Can I do like an arcana check on the space? Yeah, just to see if there's. I just want to know if there's anything more. To it I broke a Doreen No 5. Yeah, it's just a cupboard. It's just a weird. Just like. Yeah, kick the ball of the skating board. Just do that. I do that thing where where you knock to see where there's hollowness in the wall. Yeah, no, it's just solid rock.
Yeah, for sure. Weird is. There anything else in here that we need to look at? I don't know, maybe you should try and do a our car check even though you've got -1. Well, I haven't the one that looked in the cupboard. No, I know, but. It's not looking good because I rolled the two. There's an unnatural one just. Straight up fucking covered. Fuck sake, what's yours? It's like, why not that I I have an idea. I I once I once read a book about this and he just runs square what? About like insight. There's there's nothing in the cover.
It's fine. You rolled 2. There's nothing in the cover. I mean, I've rolled a flat 14. What a pity I'm not there. Yeah, well. You're the one that fucked off. Something you were supposed to be there, you Dick. Maybe I'll keep this axe for myself. Because you might have Animal Handling control Bell. I give the. I give the axe to the Prince. Oh wow, Judge, jury and executioner, we have a great king. Cool you're. Giving him too much power. You're giving him too much power. You're giving him too much power.
You're going to do just fine. Cool. Yeah. Is there anything you want to do in the palace before you go to meet him in his, like, council room? Nah, yeah. Cool Bell, What the fuck are you doing? I, I watch everyone, I watch everyone scoring around. I look at the I look at the bronze mask and then I look at the mask that we the masks that we picked up from ex fans. Yes, yeah. And I make my way into the city centre and I'm looking for, I'm looking for the blacksmith. OK, yeah. I mean, you know, where there's like various blacksmiths and stuff.
It's quite a way into town. But yeah, you can go find a blacksmith. I I figured as much. That's why I wanted the 25 minutes instead of the 20. I was like, yeah, I don't know if I can get back in time. Yeah, you jog a light jog to the nearest blacksmith. Yeah. And you go down to essentially like the trade part of the city, nestled amongst all of the sort of like 3 or four Storey wooden houses that are all kind of like shitty tenements and stuff. There are the OK, there's the occasional store, or in this case a blacksmith.
All different industries and businesses have their artisans working in this part of the city. You go into town and you go to a guy that you've worked with before while you were working for the Prince, but also when you're a gladiator and you find Jeff Hester's Smithing Inc, the local blacksmith. Local Smithy, yeah. And yeah, you should see a dwarf in like thick black, like wild hair, big beard, and he's just like smacking on some metal. I don't know anything about smithing. It looks like Smithing to me.
This steel works shoddy pick up. I pick up a little dagger and I'm like, I'm pretending to appraise it just just to get his attention. Like what you fuck? Ohh boy God oh Oh my God. See. Ohh, you was working for the Prince. Now wait. Oh my God, look at you. You take his stance back if he sees you and you're like so fancy looking my back legs breathe but like bad chest just like. Holy shit what the fuck up in EU man? Wow. Aries has gifted me with the the the rage, the rage, the the gift of the glory of the war.
Oh. Fuck that is wow, I always knew you was going to do well bro, I always. Knew you was going to make it big bro. That's wow. Look at you man. And I'm the realm has seen fit to elevate me to be the prince's personal bodyguard. Yeah, I heard. Yeah. Wow, Crazy I. I mean, he must be king by now, right? We're getting to that. It's a slow. It's a slow, slow Newsday. Yeah, I tend not to take much of A view in the whole political situation. I I tend to believe it won't affect me if I if I don't get involved.
So what's what's the situation in the palace? There was an incident.
What can you tell me about the individual who made these masks? And I hand over the Bronze 1. And he takes a look at them. He's going to roll an investigation check, not 20. Oh. Fucking well, OK, Yeah. So he takes these masks off you and kind of like places them on his anvil. He's just like holy shit I got a weird fucking vibe out of these. These were recovered from the dead bodies of the people who have tried to assassinate his lordship. I unders. I'm fairly certain the material is from a roundhead.
That bronze is an extraordinary common, but the style in which they're shaped I am not familiar with this. Yeah, he picks one up and he kind of like, he turns it on its side and like lifts it up and kind of like looks through the eyes, like through the sun and stuff. And he's just like, yeah, these are, these are really, really well made. Like, And he looks at the like, carving song. He's like, they're, they're like really old, like burial shroud. I mean, I've made this kind of thing for like real fancy rich folk in the past.
It's, you know, it's not like the sort of armour or whatever I usually make, but it's just like a fancy ornamental piece. But yeah, just really, really high craftsmanship on these. What hold, if any, would you say that these hail from? I don't know. I've never seen, I've never seen these specific markings before. They almost look, I don't know, maybe infernal, Maybe perhaps they don't like. They don't like any markings I've seen. Granted, I've never left this city and my entire world view is based on the three blocks I've visited.
Master Craftsman. I was hoping that you'd be able to tell me more. Hey, he's a very well made, apparently infernal or demonic funeral mosques that belong to people who have been attacking the city. I don't know what you want from me. I've never seen workmanship this good. Like I said, I've made similar things, but I couldn't make anything this fancy. Could you? Could you? We walk. Into what? You said that you've you have experience in what, in making these death tribes, can you make one of our late king Glutenus?
I can try hang on. And like you see him turn around and he's like, like picks out one of those like big, like smelting like cauldrons. Like he's got one that's on the fire already. He takes that out, sloshes, whatever. Don't. Need this shit anymore. Like this and then like puts one of the masks inside and you see it like it sits there and instead of melting it just like sparks and crackles and like smoke comes off of it and it's like mini little like fireworks. It's like like it doesn't melt. It just continue six there burning until eventually the cauldron kind of like shatters in half.
For some reason all I can hear is the sound of screaming. Yeah, yeah. And then like as it sits there like fire seems to be like glowing inside the eyes of this mask and like you just hear like this demonic screeching and it's just like holy fucking takes out froze in the like oil VAT thing just like what the. Fucking hell is that. That's new. I wasn't expecting that.
What the fuck? Jesus Christ dude, you need to this is some crazy shit. I don't think that's this from anywhere in in pan of day and I don't think that's from this universe. That's that's like some demon shit right there. I have someone, I have an acquaintance who could actually help me with that line of enquiry. Excuse me, look at that face. Absolute shark rage. It's.
Just an acquaintance. Somewhere in the house. Riv Riv hats a bag, Riv gets one of those sticks with the like.
Bundles on the back. And she goes and sits at a bus stop. OK, yeah, he does not like this, but he's like, dude, you need to get these away from my fucking forge. I don't like this at all. Chokes it back to you. He takes it out of the oil and it's cooled down remarkably quickly. And he'd like just throws it at you and you pick it up and it's just, it's back to being cool bronze. It doesn't seem damaged in any way.
OK, a plant stand will be the head of my hip. Is there a China nearby? Christ, yeah, it's probably a turn away. Wait. What is that? Imagine being the guy running this place where you walk in with these weird death masks and a head yeah, tied to your Does he? Recognise who that is? Oh my God. Is is that is it general backrage? I use his head. What? Dude, why do you have that? He's a usurper. What? He tried to steal the crown from his Lordship Bell. Always thinks he knows best. Oh my God, does anyone else know about this?
Do you? Anybody tell everybody? You have to kill this man now. No, he's an old friend. He's an old friend. He's just said he's going to tell everybody. I mean, they're going to find out, I mean. But don't we want to be able to control the narrative I. Don't know. The narrative is that we're not that. That was probably, yeah. Yeah, I could. I got a buddy. Pulls out a card a. Question. Yeah. When the body hanky Panky's body, is that still there or was that ash as? Well, at the moment that's just in the phone room.
Because I'm very curious at the fact of if the body turns to ash, what happens to the head? The body didn't turn to ash like the body like so when you left, everyone was kind of just like moving the bodies of like your allies that like to the sides and kind of draping stuff over them. Premium masks when you guys are all like, I'm going to go investigate at Paglutite's office and stuff Free almost is like I'm does anybody mind if I if I take this to a laboratory? I would rather like to take tests on it.
There's some weird shit going on and I'd like to find out what what it is. He just by the hands drags it off for a door somewhere.
It's just a spear of blood along the ground. He's a lab, maybe it's worth taking the Moss to him as well. Maybe I'm just spitballing anyone, I'm not there. No. I'm telling this to Ick.
He's just, it is cloak. I do need to attune to it before it happens. He's like, oh it's sweet. It just runs into a wall. I sneak out, I take my cloak off, I put it on Chad, and then I push Chad in and leave.
And then I think better of it because I want my cloak and I take the cloak back. Me and Chad are Bros. We're going to plan the sickest coronation. Yeah, we are, dude. Yeah, we are, man. All right. Cool, we'll have keggers. Pal, is there anything else you would like to do in town? Oh, you're going to the leather? I'm going to the Leather Park.
Picks up the new axe that she's found to go to hit him and. You find you find statues excellent leather works. It's near Jeff Festus is Smithing Inc, same St And there's a guy just in a shop and it's it's it's smells. The shop smells amazing. It's all like fresh leather. And there's like a row, a row of sandal sandals, a row of saddles. And then there's like some bits of armour and just like cool boots and knife holder things and just like lots of fancy leather stuff and there's a half walk man standing behind the desk in like full S&M leather.
Key. So how can I help you? Sir, welcome to satchels. Excellent leather works.
Oh, swinging a mess. Takes 3 psychic damage from a migraine. Wow. Confidence I heard I heard tell that you were the best in the city for leather work from. Yes. You are right. How how experienced are you at at curing? I. I I have a man who can do that for me. I tend to get my leather brought in as it is, but we have a tannery that we that we deal with. Why? I have an item that I would like cured. OK. I would prefer. I would prefer to keep this confidential. It's a This is a royal matter, if you catch my meaning.
He knows. Confidential. He leans under this like a present for a young lady, I suppose. And. Don't worry, Sir. Don't worry Sir. We have excellent confidentiality. Definitely doesn't give me straight lives, no. Very.
Robust. Yeah, 100%. He's in the positive. And hands him the head of pancreatitis. Oh my goodness, just drops it on the desk like oh, I'm not sure it's possible to feel. Any more around? Hand one of these. I need this. I need this cured so it doesn't know who that. Is is this the heads of Lord Pancreatitis? He's a usurper to the throne, as I have said. As I have said, this is a royal matter. Hey, confidentiality is key. Don't know if it's possible tell you what you keep hold of that. I will find I. But it's kind of rot.
I don't want my trophy to rot. Because. I got. I got. To say he looks around, he picks up a jug full of pickled eggs. Fishes the last two hours. Like if you put it in here. At least not decompose. I I can send my my colleague to the Palace to perhaps see a praise which he thinks he can do. Good. Yes. OK, wonderful. I've been. Terribly comfortable with that being in my shop if I'm honest or you. Actually personal matter. If Jeff Esther says anything, he's a fucking 2 bit liar. Don't listen to him, OK?
Confidentiality is key. OK, I won't. OK, OK, I said. I guess we. Have a good confidentiality policy. It's. Fine, heaven forbid that you, you know, put a negative not negative main on the royal family and you come back in the morning and your shop is nothing but ash. Oh my.
God, don't threaten him just on the counter. It's like I will not say anything. Laying down, picking up and I, Matt and I start manoeuvring the jaw like ash. Oh my goodness, please leave.
Please leave. That was fucked. I'm. Having a good time. I'm having a good day. OK, all right. And with business. So we concluded I did learn a few things. I I make my way back to the palace. Go. You get back to the palace slightly behind everybody else, everyone is kind of congregating. So there's there's this room off the side of the actual like throne room, which has got this huge table where it's got like various maps of Pan of Fail and bits of the country around. And the Prince is already sort of sat there, or stood there rather leaning on the table in the centre of this huge map that spans this table is Annan's.
And then as you look at it, you can see essentially the map of Panatheon, all the different holes, Skyrim style. There is a big red flag in the middle of Annan's. There is one in Fasse and there is one in Amnus. There is a Black Flag in Satya. The rest you don't know. Everyone else is there. These guys are here. Rim is carrying a cool lightning stick and a big axe. I assume you're wondering why I have to? Where did you go?
Wow, some of us wanted rewards so we went to an office. Did you look Lord Pancreatitis office? Yes. Obviously. I mean, he's dead now. He probably doesn't need it. I mean. This one's mine, and I watch. Jack goes. I found this. And he picks up like what's clearly a bomb, but it's got like a. Silly show going. Around on top of it, it's like I found this in his office and I'm keeping it she. Chops it. Out of his hands. I also found and I pull the axe out this this is mine and then I sit back with it across my body.
And slowly fall back on the ground, eggs up in the air. He can't have it until he behaves. It's it's like something you can hold above him, like you can have this one. Later on, I have something to show you that I think you'll find particularly interesting. If it's the tanned fucking head. You can see it. There's just like blood and gore slowly dripping down bells like die. Stained. It's stained on me now. It's starting to crust. It's starting to tell is. It a fucking jar. Oh yeah, he's just holding a big jar with the head of it.
Oh no, I tied it around. OK, you don't go away jar. Very Ripley. Leans over and she goes. I was thinking of giving this to the Prince but I think he's too small. Yeah, he can't handle that. Then I thought and then I sat and I thought ick and I didn't want to give anything. Too sharp to ick Fucking attitude on this one. And then I it is amazing that he can tie his own sandals. Yeah. And then I was like. Yeah, I guess. That's why he walks around barefoot. Maybe Archimedes, because I really like Archimedes.
And then I was like, no, but he's a wizard, he doesn't want this. So now I just. Don't have anyone to. I mean, there is me the obvious choice. I could make a lot of use out of that. I could collect a lot of heads. Trade him for the head, no. You know it, I don't want. It's really heavy. I don't want. The head OK what I do? With the head is Riv gently tries to get the head anyway. Shouldn't we just like, burn the head? Why are we keeping it? It's quite fun to make talk OK. Because it's a trophy. Reminds me of Coco in Outlander.
You know the coconut? Coco says according to the little note that the axe had attached to it. It's a + 1 weapon and does an extra amount of damage. You'd have to. Yeah, I don't remember. Yeah. I might not download one, yeah. They all have little tags to them. Yeah, OK, good. Everybody's here. I guess we need to make an order of business. So does anybody have any major concerns? And he just opens like his hands to the table. So you've got this big long table. The Prince is standing in the middle on one side opposite the doorway.
You guys are kind of standing arrayed opposite to one side. He's got Chad, who's got his arm over his shoulder. He's like patted him on the chest, like bigging him up. Archimedes is stood the other side of him and he's looking a bit more reserved and professional. You've got Saleridos and Cilla. One end like of the long table and Primas is at the other. Hands cross behind his back. It raises his hand. I want to talk about the coronation. Yeah, man, he's going to be sick. OK, well can we can we just put a pin in it for like for like 3 subjects time?
Why? Because there's. Slightly more I fear time worrying. Time sensitive. Stuff to talk about. I wonder actually if perhaps getting a coronation done might be pertinent. I, I, I feel pretty much says obviously it's pretty much his voice. I feel that although we were worried about trying to secure loyalty from everyone, perhaps having everyone brought here will cement that quicker. We already know there are some holds, some Lords which are on the fence or perhaps even already turned by pancreatitis.
This may have we organise a coronation ceremony soon. It may well help us identify who our potential allies and enemies are. Agreed and ends need a leader. Agreed. So it's like, yes, I think that's actually a really good idea. But what about all the bringing the bodies back to life thing? We can. We can put a pin on it for three subjects time. Well, no, because I fear that that is the bigger issue here. Bell gets up off the table and he walks out into the hallway and drags in a Brazier a. What? It's like a coal.
Like a big fire. Like an indoor fireplace. Not. A Brazier. No, a Brazier.
I know you entered the leather. Work there is on that front. We have a. We have an added element to our adversary, and I dump one of the masks in the fire. Think about. The coronation Chad looks dumb. Cast This is going to take. Bottom. Lipstick. This is going to take a little while so by all means plan away, but this is just remember this is on the back burner and this is important. Archimedes. Archimedes. Kind of like eyes. Whatever.
Just. Like.
Coronation is a good idea obviously, and actually the undead thing is also quite important. We have taken most of pancreatitis body to my laboratory and we're going through going through experiment on it as much as possible to find out if there's anything going on. We have also collected up some of the masks that were left around. You're doing your John voice from Janet and John. I'm also doing 2 flower. You, you are you're you're experimenting on the body. Can you I untie the jar? Can you preserve this?
I I can certainly. Try Yes I can. I. Don't want to? I will find a cleric to cast spare the dyke on it for as long as possible. And failing that, give me the skull. He he really likes trophies. Yes. Yes, I'm telling you, he's. Like a game, he's going to have bits of pancreatitis tied to his bed post. Every time he comes back I'm just going to I will build a body armour skirt and suit out of out of pieces of pancreatitis. Every time he comes back gives you a deep body piece. This. Is why I just went with a cloak.
Celaleen's, he's going to have a kitten cloak like that. We'll have a guy. My favourite spy. Oh, he's so cool. Celaleen's on the desk. She's like. I think we're missing the obvious trophy, if you like. We have captured Chivaria live. She's being held in a prison cell. We should interrogate her to find out what She knows that she was working. She was willing to work with pancreatitis. She presumably knows at least something of what his plan is. And. We will, but first, the coronation. While they discuss the coronation.
I have actual like plans for the coronation. Sparks and fires and things start coming out of the Brazier with the marsh. You start hearing this demolic screen coming out of it. I I. Want to talk about the current nation? I'm going to let them argue and I'm going to leave the room and I'm going to go find Chip. Good, she can't bail. My coronation. Bell's hand lunges out and grabs the world over. Not yet. Wait just one minute. Wait, better. Go because she's just going to shit on all my coronation ideas.
The masks. So any points towards separation? Jesus Christ, we should have come up with an actual itinerary look. So the coronation, I think what we should do to get everyone like, excited, in the mood, have like a parade, you know, the military parade, like a tattoo, like. Yeah, man, he's good style. Show 21 for Stealth. Yeah, OK. Yeah, escape. Show all the forces and everything that we have. And then now that Riv's not here, we have a huge concert. I'll perform, I'll get them on stage with the Prince, with Chad.
They can be like my my backup dancers and singers. We'll get everyone hyped up and then and then we'll coronate him after we perform together. Yes Pari, that sounds epic. Yes, I know loads of pros I can invite is going to be sick. We'll get keggers. We'll do like those little mini burger sliders. Little. Cones of French fries. Yeah, well, I think party is a good. Yeah. I think we need to consider who is going to come to the party. I think, as Silla says, putting out an invite, we get as many people as possible.
I I propose, at least for the interim or the short term, we ask for a council of advisors from around the Empire. I know we have young Chadwick here who's going to do the representative from Abneth. So there are those we have here from that's a if you're willing to stay. And so there at us, it's like, yes, absolutely. It would be an honour to usurp the Prince, Yeah. I think that's a great idea. And yeah. I think what we should do is keep the Prince back, do a military parade before we bring the Prince on stage to perform and then coronate him on the stage.
Because then the military's there right in front of the whole weight of the military's there right in front of him. So nothing can happen to him. And we'll all be on stage with him posed as like there'll be posed as backup dancers and trainers. Obviously I'll be the main performer, but then that means if anyone comes from behind or from the sides, we're all there with him as well. So he's like completely safe. There's no one. Is going to expect a musician. To be a bodyguard. OK, cool. It sounds very extravagant.
My only concern is that, like, Pancreatitis was absolutely willing to just kill everybody, apparently to become king. And I know I don't want to look. I don't want to be like my dad or Pancreatitis was, like, fun. Sounds great. Yeah. But I think, like a committee says, I think a council was a good idea. Yeah, well, no, I'm not done. OK, cool. Once we've coronated him, then as King, he can call the people he's selected to be his counsel onto stage 1 by 1. And then, you know, like the Fellowship of the Ring was like, and you have my borough where they're all stood in like a little semicircle.
He'll the Prince will be in the middle and everyone will fan out around him. OK, that sounds good. Yeah, I want the message. Our message is going to be 1 of unity because I'm really concerned about a civil war right now. Uh huh. OK, cool. But and a show will get everyone in good spirits and and like I said, by having Bell and RIP there and Chad as like backup singers and dancers, they'll be on the stage as they'll be on the stage just like secret bodyguard, please. OK, cool. He. Says Chad. Ick, you guys are on the party.
Can you make it a royal decree so that Rhythm Bell can't back out?
Fucking burning daggers right now.
I will think about it. The plan won't work otherwise. I will think about plan won't work otherwise. The plan won't work otherwise. Can I roll persuasion?
Need to be part of whatever X plan is. But we'll, we'll. Discuss it closer to the time. OK guys, where's RIP gone? The braziers are like sparking, there's demonic screaming can be decent. The three of us are like. Well, our adversaries masks are infernally bound and the one person who I actually wanted to be here to see this and witness this and actually have some some sort of input is gone. Oh. Shit. So there's that. Three of us is like, yes, obviously we need some shit was going down. We will.
We will take the masks and we will see if we can investigate or define. I will bring in as many majors and clerics as possible to see what we can do with it. Perhaps perhaps we can find a link to this? Wait and. Perhaps even. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Bell jumps up and he runs to the door and then he barricades at shop. What are you doing? What is the meaning of this? How many people in this room were were on Pancreatitis Council whilst we were gallivanting around the country building an army?
Gallivanting is the wrong word to use. We were fucking gallivanting. Yeah. It was pretty fun, not making us look professional at all. You know I'm going with this. No. I pull out the the cured leather toe. That is what I'm getting on about. Anyone here who used to work closely with pancreatitis whilst we were out, raise your hand please. Don't you shine there is Archimedes. Archimedes raises his hands. Like I was working with him. If you help, try and find pretty like that earlier. But. Remove your clothes, old man.
God give me. He was literally feeding us information. I'm not here. No, you're not. You laugh. You laugh. Yeah, too right. Honestly, this is more a mess of the meeting. I guess if you want to make him strip, roll intimidation. Oh I have. I can just use command yes strip. OK, he's going to roll the Wisdom save must. Have pretty high. And roll 5.
It doesn't matter. Probably I. Haven't used strip in so long. OK.
Medical examination less, but less what?
The hell more. More I'm happy I left. He's like his bright red leather like G string thing. Open the door. He's like.
You come in. And you're like what the fuck? I I opened the door so. I don't need to be a part of. This hilarious and sit there. It just like stitched like Oh my God, I opened my Framos is like Oh my trying to look away. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Chance making it rain?
Notes on the table. This is great. Everyone's voice in that one, well.
This is great. I I honestly I thought all of these like royal. Meetings were going to be boring, but. This is awesome. Man, Anyway, now what? He's stripping. He's stripped. You've got he's naked now do what you want with him. Reason this meeting is pretty taking a turn. Nervously what? I think you're looking for a tattoo. Now I am looking for a tattoo. Yes. Yeah, rotate check where you from where you. From. Never find out. What I want? Oh yeah, it's a fucking flat 5. Jumps to his knees. Yeah, life.
Rubbing his hands. I think She's a Lady by Tom Jones. Even lady there wait. Cover girl by RuPaul Cover girl it.
Was reduced post 2005. I don't know what it is.
I can't think that because of this. That's what I. What's he doing? Well, I rolled A5 but I'm using my tactile mind and I'm adding a plus D10. Really. Wants to find a tattoo on this poor old bastard. He's done nothing but try to help you. Gets a stick with stuff is there. OK, that's a 14 and my reasoning being I was sick in the head like I was. I was ordered to keep the Prince safe, but at the same time I was under no illusion of where my true alliance is, like I was working for pancreatitis, but.
Also ordered to kill the Prince. I was working for pancreatitis up until the point where I saw the truth, and by then I made my allegiances clear. So yeah. I assume command only lasts for like a minute or something. It's probably like a round. Yeah. Yeah. Like. You need to crack on and look for a tattoo. I mean he. Doesn't have a tattoo. I have already rolled but that. Doesn't he doesn't have the? Tattoo. That's why. That's why I didn't. Put it back on now. OK, boy, he goes back on. He doesn't have to.
He goes back on with the table, resumes his like professional to me, like I don't know what came over. Me, like members of the Council. Just like money everywhere chants, sweating. Members of the council I do apologise, however on our travels we did come across a few individuals who had paperwork that other they otherwise would not have been able to obtain had someone close to him in the council had passed it down. There was orders with the royal seal men holding men with this mark killed tried to kill us under his orders that we have a we have a paper trail and I throw and I throw out the the the orders as well, along with the sieve.
I feel like this would also then be a good time to bring up Shiv. Yeah, so silla's like, OK, yes, I will. So you. Probably need to come back in the room. It's. I'm embarrassing. I'm going to Shiv. Oh, that's what I was doing. Oh, OK. I I will. I will have to carefully work out the loyalties of everyone, or at least the important people within piss to figure out who we can and cannot trust. But working out who isn't, isn't loyal to pancreatitis or the Prince is going to be hard, difficult work, but is entirely necessary.
And I will get, I mean, yeah, my people want it as soon as possible. Shiv is a good point. Shiv. Shiv, as we said, having worked with pancreatitis, hopefully is able to give us some insight into what he was planning and what he might be planning now, if indeed he's going to return, which seems most likely. Riff, you make your way to the dungeon. This being in the palace, there are prison cells for the riffraff. Not many riffraff get taken to the prison cells here. There are proper prison cells for proper people, political prisoners or whatever.
Shiv is just in essentially a room. Like compared to most prison cells, this is pretty ritzy as a proper bed and like like a sink on one wall and stuff. Like there's a couple of guards, but she's sitting inside this door. It's got like bars on it, but you can see through like this head height window with bars. She's just sat on the bed with these like manacles on and she's just kind of sat there, like looking pretty sorry for herself. Yeah, I'm going to ask if I can go in. Can you unlock the door for me?
Yeah, the guard looks at you and he's like for a moment, like, why the fuck would you want to go in there? And he's like, oh wait, I recognise you. You guys are getting pretty famous now. Yeah, sure. Yeah, but. I'll lock the door behind you. We're just really trying to stop it from escaping. Yeah, OK. OK, cool, good. So he unlocks the door, lets you in, and closes it behind you. I think I'm just going to go and sit next to her. Yeah, she like, sighs heavily, doesn't look at you. What do you want Rivari?
I want to make sure that you're OK. I'm fine, obviously. I'm the sole survivor of the losing side in a battle for the throne of Panatheon. I mean, by the end you were on the winning side. Just shrugs. I don't know how much that's going to matter in the end. What's what the fuck is going on? You know he's going to return. Yeah, of course I do OK. Of course you do. Of course you do. Of course I even my mysterious allusions to all of the things that could happen. Obviously, you know, of course. You do.
I don't want you to be stuck here. I don't want you to be. This is probably the safest place for me now. You don't understand pancreatitis. Is isn't planning to stop at Panatheon or Annan's his his plan is to take over everything the world, probably eventually. He's insane. Much much like Sharess's plan isn't just to take over, Hades doesn't. Want to just take over Hades? No. The entire what the? Cosmos. Eventually, there's so much I need to ask and I know I look what? First of all, why? Why did you?
Why did you feel the need to join them? She like sighs and looks up at the ceiling. She's just We've already had this discussion with you. You don't know what it's like to be, to mean so little, be worth so little. In my mother's eyes, Golden Girl can do no wrong. I have to do everything. I I could rule Panatheon myself and it wouldn't be enough. You, you, you took one side. You're running around the world with the future King of Panatheon. And so I thought maybe if I pick the other side, if I can bring the other side to power instead, maybe then I'll get the the the attention and the praise.
I didn't realise quite the extent Pancreatiti's plan. I didn't realise his ties to Charez and what Charez's plan was. When did you find out? When I came to Anan's I saw you in Amnes. We were starting to make amends but couldn't let you get all the glory. As I said, I I picked a side and I realise now I picked wrong. But by the time you are in pancreatitis circle there is no escape. There are there are some who already fled the palace because they saw what was coming. But it won't end with Panatheon.
He's already using Sharess to bend the mortal coil. Yeah, we that is that is why Mother is shutting off her realm, because she says she wants no part of Sharess's plan. I think she's just scared. OK, so he's bringing these bodies back to life. Yes. How? What's, What's happening to them? What's? That is what Sharess is doing. She is already taking over Hades. She's taking over access to the sticks, she's taking over access to the Elysium fields, to everything. There's only so much she is able to do so far.
She is at war in Hades. Hades is at war. Slowly she will win, because every every soul that leaves the mortal realm that goes to Hades is being diverted back to the mortal realm. They are moving forces here, they're moving forces in Hades, and every soul that they remove from the system to their army is another soul that Hades himself cannot use. So is it it's weakening? And slowly it is. He will be weakened to a point where he can no longer defend his claim. And I'm assuming this is a lot to do because we, we when we were in Amnes, I think it was Amnes, there was a lot of like a lot of the offerings that were going to God's, yes, being taken.
I think there are some God. I think Shirez. Shirez is trying to manipulate as many gods as possible. And I think she's probably planning to be at war with those that she can't control. How she intends to do that, I don't. I don't know. There is. She already has a cult. Yeah, she she is raising herself to godhood there. There is a cult near Olympius. We've run into a few. Yeah, well, if you want to find out more, one of them is right there and she like, gestures across the corridor and in another cell across the car across like the corridor you look through and there is a Satan.
She's got pink purple eyes, chestnut hair. I don't play this game anymore. Leaning on the wall, she's just like, what? I'm leaning on the wall and she's like just staring at you guys. And she's like, did. You know. She's like, that's, that's one of the high priestesses. Fucking sure, Cleotor. That's why in this session, for those of you who probably haven't listened to any of the behind the scenes stuff and and role for concentration stuff so much. Sure, Cleotor is my character in a different universe for this campaign.
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