Panatheon 38: Shamblin' Around

I got home and I googled things that I could eat that would be easy to digest because I was having issues and it said have three eggs in my Google gym and I was like try three eggs and some rice. And I was like OK cool. And now whenever I ask you anything, I could be talking about a Jedcon file for Carl's family tree and it would be like, let me know when you're ready to talk about those three eggs and rice. And it's a completely different conversation, but it keeps going on at me about three eggs and blood no matter what I I posted about the crochet.

Big Egg is in on it now. I literally posted about something about the crochet pattern I was on working on last night because I couldn't get it to do what I wanted it to do. And it was like, and once you've tried this, how about three eggs and rice? And I was like, it's 4:00 AM. Yeah, there's only one thing I have to say to that. Hello and welcome to my fucking idiots. Oh my God. Oh, the last time we started on a ramp. God, we started. Going to have to. Cut it started and it like the last episode was hard enough to get going but this has been thought.

We were just going to abandon the. Session killed himself at one point. Fucking I. Was actually about to go and get another drink and you started? Yeah, I barely finished the sentence. Three eggs and rice before you just. Launched. In this is this is exactly what happened when you weren't here before. OK, I I she asked a question about something. I just went off about how everything's run by Nazis and everything should just be burned to the ground. Start again. No, it's like when my dad called me a communist.

It's like a you say it like I said insult and B all systems of power and hierarchy are bullshit. We just need to wipe everything out and start again. And Ruth said how do you plan on doing that because everything is so ingrained now and why don't we just kill everyone? I reckon that would be a good stuff. Anyway, My name is Michael, I'm joined by Maria Nicholson. I'm. Playing it crushly. Carl Nicholson. I'm playing Belsafos. And Ali Sham Carney. Playing Donald Trump. If you don't know who that is, look it up.

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Yeah, Fucking hell. Especially if nobody attacks you. Yeah Oh my God, we are all stressed the fuck out. Now we've let's try and alleviate some of the stress we've generated by doing a recap. Yeah, please put that on fucking Instagram.

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Last time in Panatheon, you guys hit that into the woods to go and find Olympias. The village fellatio, Cleatora tells you, is near the temple to Shiraz.

Your day started off relatively peacefully until you came across a Ford with a forbearing foreboding sign saying danger LEECHES. You each found different ways to cross this Ford. Some of you Missy stepped across, some of you tried to jump it. Grassley used a web spell to give himself something to hold onto, but still somehow fell in the river, dragging ship with

him, and ship emerged covered in leeches, which were surprising we had to deal with. It's shocking. They're like a challenge ring two or something. It shouldn't have been that hard. Anyway, you then made camp for the night. You're a strange glistening pool in the woods. Bell, while he was on watch duty, thought the pool was kind of SUS, so he threw a javelin at it and it turned out to be a water elemental with a spear in its head. You guys thought that bell doing a lot of damage? Well Riv used a witch bolt which turned it into some nightmare monster from some awful dimension.

But you eventually killed the water elemental and then found in the pool where the elemental would come from a chest with a staggering amount of money in it and some cool shit too. Much. Yeah, including a dread helm and a silver sword and a cane, which turns into a sword, which we think IG rattling should have. Like a pimp cane turns into a sword. You carried off, carried on into the woods. And that's where we are now. If you. Go down to the woods today, you'll be traumatised by what you find. You might be.

So yeah, you set off bright early, or as early as you can be Bell nursing his wounds from fighting the big wave monster. I'm just wet. I'm fine, really. Yeah, raging and. Glad you're fine, Bubbles. Sorry, I'm glad you're fine. Don't have to shout, I'm just. Going to say oh. My God, we have to call her Bubbles now. You don't have to shout, I'm right here. I don't think I can help it. Why do you have a third eye? It's not of your business. Bell I think it's gone now. I think you wake up normal. You're just shouting for the sake of it.

No, I'm just doing it because it's normal. It's hard to get used to, so you head off into the woods again. Lovely sunny day. Make a perception check as you as you traipse through the woods 18. Oh, I rolled in that 20. It's about fucking time because I had an abysmal round last game. 18. Yeah, you make your way through the woods and you see ahead of you. You see ahead of you, shambling through the undergrowth in the forest. Ahead of you crossing the path you see a massive vines with like branches sticking out at random angles and you see a couple of net 20.

You see like some bones in it as well, and you see this thing kind of like just shambling around on the path and moving around in the woods. That's a fucking shambles. OK, perfect fireball. Fireball, you just going to fuck? OK cool, it makes a deck save you're all to 7. OK, AD 6. But it's probably just someone in really bad disguise. 2D631. Cool. Yeah, you see it crossing and without. You made a burning Bush. It holds up a hand going, guys, I think there's something ahead and you see this ball of fire over your shoulder lights up and saying roll initiative.

Just the fireballer. Yeah, roll advantage, say it's surprised. Oh my God. At disadvantage I rolled 219. 15. I'm fucking cursed this round 22/1. Right roof, you're up. Sick so I used one Level 3. How far away is it? 60 foot. You know, bits and pieces. Some of it's 15, some of it's 25.

My lightning struck again. Do you know what? Fuck it. Fuck it, yeah, I throw a fireball and then I go. Lightning, are you using your staff? Yeah. OK. So it makes it Dexterity safe. I'll say a surprise. OK. Yeah. 8 - 1 seven. Perfect. She decided after the leeches she's taking no chances. She's just going to nuke this Bush. I don't trust this Bush. I rolling off to. Die. Yeah.

OK, 3333. Hey, that's dead. Doesn't seem as hard as you think it would be. That's upsetting. I've got quite a bit of damage. Anything else? And then I'm gonna bonus I should get my flame blade. Out. OK, cool. I move up though. You're giving all in for this Bush. Fucking aces Bush. There's nothing else to do this episode. In fact, when you hit it with this lightning bolt, it seems to kind of like where it's like been scorched a bit by your fireball. It seems to kind of like heal up a little bit. It's that's.

So upsetting. Charge down at Riff. Yeah, fair. Enough, except I said it was 60 foot away so I guess it just dashes towards you. I did move 30 feet. Oh, OK. I look, I'm not trying to get myself killed, but I'm also want to be honest. In that case. As the sorcerer, why did you charge? Because. I needed to hit. It it's going to make two attacks with its charged tender or I don't know why the shambling mound is lightning powered or whatever.

See ya, it's 19 and a 26 to hit. Just don't use lightning on it guys. It likes it yeah You hit it with this lightning thing and it charges towards like it seems to be bounding towards you and then just the 2 vines come out, whip you and you get shocked by it 23 damage and you are pulled towards it, at which point it tries to engulf you. OK, Strength saving throw. It's a. Lot of my life. Hey, you bought it on yourself, me and Bella, just like the fuck. I was trying to kill it. OK, what am I doing?

Strength. Yeah, strength safe. You bet you don't even know what it is. It could be a completely innocent Bush. Yeah, everything in this place is innocent. It was was an innocent Bush. Are you serious? Because I'll be really angry. I'm going to use Ties of Chaos to give myself with Vantage. Cool. That is not strength. You assume not high. Big old goose egg 18 I've. Never heard that's fuck infuriate. OK, it tries to engulf you, but it doesn't. So these two vines pull you sort of into it, but you manage to like rest all your way out of these vines.

Pick, you're up. Why you gotta be this way? Can I command it to just stop? You can try. I command it to stop. It makes a wisdom safe. Bush How much wisdom can it have? 12 doesn't. Save OH. No, yeah, and so it stops, but that only lasts around so. And does it, Bell question it on your go or whoever's goes next? Somebody questioned the Bush. Does it drop it if it gets attacked? No, it just, it spends its round just sort of standing there. Bell, now's your chance. Wait, who's next? It is now Bell's.

Unless it was to do anything with the bonus action, yeah. OK, I feel like I did my part. Perception check actually. OK. No nature. What the fuck am I looking at? I don't know it's 3. You're looking at a crazy walking shrub that's lightning in people. OK, trying. Fucking Bush are. You OK? Yeah. Right. No, I'm good. I'll put up my axe. Just need a long.

Rest Actually, you know what? Fasting's fast. I expend one of my one of my superiority die and I cast rally on Rev. You gain 5 points of temporary HP. Seems like she's gonna need them. Now. Now I unshoot my axe and I charge in. I rage. Yep. 23. Yeah. This is not humanoid. We'll get there. Great to ask that for literally everything. 101316171819 Yeah, that's another ten. Anything else? Yeah. Action Search. It's not, it's not what I wanted, but it hits 1718. That heard it a bit Riff, you're up. Perfect, So I have my flame blade.

Yep, I'm going to cast chromatic orb at it and I've used fire. It's grovelling at the moment so you can do that advantage. Forget it, I'll do flame blade. Cool, you'll hit it with flame blade. 21 that. Will hit yeah. 16 damage. So we decided it's a bad Bush. Yeah, it seems to be the consensus. 85. Up to three creations of your choice you can see take 1D10 necrotic damage and you regain hit points. You. Yeah, this is. You does it have to be 3 different? Yeah. Oh yeah. Ick, I'm joking. And the Prince?

You I do have the HP to spare you can target. I don't. I don't. I don't. That's me. No, I'm not going to do that. I'm actually giving you permission. It's fine really because you have low HP anyway. Ick really wants you to hurt an Ick Bell. Too bad. And Ick doesn't really hurt him. Oh OK, I'll do the tree. Don't. We learn more about. Bell, Bell is just like, take me, I'll. Do Bell just for the sake. Of it, Yeah. I mean, if he's raging, it's hard anyway. Yeah. So you do AD 10. OK, 9. Cool, so you lose 4 but then you gain the amount back.

So if you rolled A9 you get 13 hit points. Yay. You tickle. That is the mound's turn. It's going to try and engulf roof. No, make a strength saving throw. I'm going. To use Titan Chaos, Yep, it's a 19. That's frustrating. Fine, cool. Then it's going to technical one on Bell 4. That's annoying. That's. A technical. It's going to attack. It's going to attack Bell twice because why not? That's a bit 17 to hit Bell. So yeah, hits. It hits 10 damage halved. I really wanted to eat Riv pick. You're up.

How's it looking? Is it? Ropey. It's looking pretty ropey. Just don't lightning bolt it I. Don't know that I even have the ability. I'm gonna cast sleep. OK, it's 11, so it fails, so it falls asleep. Yeah, who wants to finish it? I think Roof should, because it's probably pissed off of you. Yeah, I'm. Gonna stop on it with my flame blade. OK, that will wake it up. You need to just kill it. That's not how DND works. I roll to kill it. Hang on, that's an 11. Do I kill it? No. Do I roll to kill it?

If I roll a NAP 20, can I kill it outright? No. Yeah. OK, that's two. I didn't think it's. You can take while it's a sweep and you've got a bit of a lol. You can do a perception check to see if you think how fucked up it is.

Are you grappled by it? Can't you like roll for like strength or 16 aquaratics to try and get? Yourself. She's OK at the moment. I got 16. OK, yeah, it's her, but it's still hearty. She's wrong. You can't just run away. Or do you want to kill it? Kill it. OK, we kill it. IK, do you have anything else you want to do? No, I'm good. OK, cool bow, you're up. Do. You feel like I helped. I know it's 24 by 5 + 217 points of damage from the first swing. Guys. Dirty 20. Dirty 20. You're a dirty 20 and that's 1519.

1919 OK, it's noticeably closer to death now. It's also awake. So it's suffering is what I'm hearing. Yeah, yeah, it's not a good place, Riv. I go to Ick I. Think Ick might be the only person who's not standing directly next to it? I go to Bell. I don't think you need to be. I was a I'm a bad. I was told to keep back in battle. Wait. Last time I fought some worms and you'd killed. Me, I literally nearly died by leeches. I'm not fucking with a Bush for that. Worms. And lightning tentacles. It can swivel.

I'm gonna oh, it's bone. Earth's concentration. I can give you bardic if that helps. It doesn't. OK, sorry. I was going to give you Dragon's breath. Yeah, it's a bonus action. I just want to use a spell. Oh, no. What the fuck am I talking about? Right, Alex, figure your shit out. I'm just going to use my flame blade, which is what I was going to do in the beginning. In the beginning, right? Anyway. Hurry on, take a hit. You want to take a hit? OK I do. They rolled in 17 to hit.

Silly. Daft boy I was. Silly, silly. Oh.

It's. 19. Did I? I used, so I'll use my. This is a magic action, so I will roll on the table again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me just roll the 17 damage 90. Oh no. What Up to three creatures of your choice that you can see within 30 feet if you take 4D10 lightning damage you Yeah, you want to shoot. That's I'm not going to kill anybody else. Yeah. OK, Oh no, fine by me.

I forget. No, no, no, no. The die has been cast. As no she's. On our team. God damn it. No, I point to three trees. Yeah, there you go.

Squirrels explode. Hang on. Yeah, You by chance point a squirrel and two owls, each of which take 30 damage. That's the mounds turn. It is going to try and eat. Rib does its thing. I don't roll, you roll. I'm going to use tied to chaos. Make a strength save. She will fail one day. I mean, it's so nearly done, so it's not that bad if it. I got on that one of the two. Womp womp. OK, finally the fucking something eats one of you. Fine. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Farewell. I'll be the same guy. There you go. You really make me. Go. OK, Yeah, you need. Too many lyrics to that song. Yeah, it's fine for now until you take it, it takes its turn and then it's going to take two attacks at Bell, I guess because he's still right in front of it. One hit, 13 damage on Bell I'm. Getting real sick of these trees. They can't hear you the. Trees, Alex. They don't have ears. Yes. And this one does. They can hear me. Yeah, cure up. This thing is on its last legs, but it's kind of like a flopped over on top of rim.

Help me here inside. Our.

Starry whisp it please. Bell attack modifier is +6, which is an unnatural 20. OK, yeah, that hits. Do you damage? It's. A1 on a 50. My kids say very. Good. Oh, that is exactly it's. Like a fuse. Exactly what it had left. It's. Actually, it fishes off the mound. I get all the glory. River's stuck inside it. The shambling mound dies, It collapses. River's all trapped inside. You have to pull her out. I. Come out with. Go on, me. She was. She helped, like, pull you out of this thing. It's just like, Riff.

All this adventuring stuff is, it's not quite what I imagined. What? Do you what? I imagined it would be sort of glamorous and glorious and it'd be like fun. Look at my new helmet. Put it on here. What you say? It's just a log. No, I've got the hell. Glorious look at look at what we killed. Look at it. Look at. All this puddle with a tree stump. Wow. Yes, but I'll tell you what you want to criticise next time you can take part in the fucking fight. Look, I haven't made myself a stat block yet. Look.

This goo could be vital to the adventure. Taste it. Make a Constitution check Save. Save. Oh no, I got +61. Not one. Feel like eating goo would definitely test your constitution. 14. OK, it's weirdly it tastes sort of like Maple syrup. Fuck you guys. You're just sucking the Bush now. Yeah, just like placed down. All on the replica. You honestly just. Snap off a piece of. Different parts. Alex has been in the snap. Oh, he's getting Langatrax back in the. Story. Oh my God, I miss her. He's so dragged.

You. Said I'm sucking the Bush fellatio. Storms off.

Why live in a weird sex cult? Fielders go people and I think you people are weird. Oh.

Dear Right, Yeah. You see what I have to put up?

We're kind of unhinged at the moment. I don't know why I. Guess still around midday and eventually you come to this little village just in the middle of the lake. There's a little stream running past it. It looks quite peaceful, or should be peaceful. Little wooden cottages with thatched roofs. There's a little mill with a water wheel on it, but it's deserted. Role of deception cheques as you walk into town. 17. 12 That's a whopping 6, OK. Cool. It doesn't notice anything other than this shitty village.

Bleak as fuck you guys. You do notice that although there's no one in the sort of streets as it were, and again, the road is mostly just like a dirt path of these houses outside, and you do sort of see people like slamming shutters and stuff. I lean in to fellatio and I whisper. Should we make our presence known? Well, I thought so, but they definitely seem frightened of something do. You know this area better than we do do. You. Recognise this village? She, she sort of like steps out ahead of you.

She's like, oh, we in the past we were quite friendly with the people at this village, at the temple. But as I say, strange things have been happening at the temple, so who knows? Can I go and have a look in at one of the like closest houses? Yeah. So there's basically a bunch of houses and this village is essentially like AT Junction, if you like. So about halfway down the village there is another Rd that comes off to the right, goes off into the woods in that direction. There's houses kind of all along it.

There's like, say, the odd mill, there's a river that runs down parallel to the main Rd, so there's a little stream that goes down there. There's a couple of mills with water wheels on. And there is a Tavern on the corner. And again, you can see people like closing shutters and stuff. You can go and investigate one of the houses. There's apart from like a couple of these, sort of like water mills and a Tavern that doesn't seem to be much else here, Yeah. I think I'm going to a knock on one of the houses.

Yeah, make a perception check or investigation check as you put your ear through the door. It has PTSD from where she walked into a house at the start of the fucking campaign and just killed somebody and then bell skinned.

Him 20. 2 great times. What, 22 OK, yeah, you like go over your ear to the door and knock on it and you just hear, like scrabbling away. You just hear. So I go, go away. We're not here to cause trouble you with. Them who? With the goat people. No, we see her out there. You're with the goat people. You're with the goat people. We're actually, we're actually here to. Oh shit, the guy in charge of the temple is talking like that? This. I am Heracus. Oh hell, surest. Oh my God, I want to. I want to be like.

So many short questions.

Let the girl speak. I want to I. Like oh God, who's interests? Everything. Sucking Maple out of bushes. I like oh God, who's into everything? I'll join the cult, I say. No, we're actually here to kill them all.

Raw persuasion Jack Sick, I'll say at disadvantage because they can see a goat person is with you. Yeah, she's leading us to them to help us find the people that we're going to kill. Oh, that's not that bad 1718192021. OK, on. A disadvantage? You hear like scrambling around, like along and then you see like a window shutter kind of like he's open. Why? Why? What is what is she doing here? Why you say she's here to To kill the good people. I, we, we, we. She came to us to tell us that something bad was happening with this cult and that that something needs to it needs to be put.

Give me a second. It needs. It needs to be put. Oh my God. Are you sure? Do you have this? It needs to be stopped. You damn right it needs to be stopped. What's Why are you hiding? Is it because we have a goat? A goat woman with us? Yeah, the. Fucking sake is they keep coming in here and taking people away. OK, well that's not her. Bell's slowly reaching for his. Ass stop. It's not her that's doing it. We're here to help. How can we help? There's a long pause and you see them come around like you hear the front door like slides coming open and like the chain link thing and like they creep the door open like someone needs to go to the temple and sort them out.

OK. OK, we're on our way. We just were wondering why you're all being a bit weird, but I get it now. Because they keep coming and taking people. OK. You said you're coming to help us, but you seem very sort of ambivalent to I'm. Sorry, I'm just in a really Aggie mood. I got eaten by a egg earlier the. Long way eaten by a tree. It was mad, but I had some Maple syrup so it was. Good. That sounds nice. Yes. You got eaten by a tree, and then you ate the tree. Yeah. Yeah, 2 wrongs make a right. Exactly.

Is there anyone, I mean, are we, do we want anything from this village or are we just heading straight through to the temple? It would be all.

We need to it. Would be beneficial for the people of this village to know and understand that their worries have been heard by their king. Yeah, inflation. We are here under orders from the King to help them. Can a? Pleasure leads in and it's like they weren't quite as hostile to let me see the last time I was here, so clearly something's wrong. So if I could find out what's going on? Apparently people like you are coming in and stealing them. What is that supposed to be? Stealing their jobs. What is that supposed to be?

Sorry people that satyrs are coming in and kidnapping villagers. Why? Would they be doing that? How long has it been since you were here? A month? Maybe it must. Maybe we should get everyone to the Tavern in the village. It likes this idea. Have a drink. It's already there. Persia, Man. It's setting up a sound stage. Call them peasants. Why not? They are beneath me. They are peasantry. Peasant. How long ago? What did these series of attacks start? Well, I, I guess a couple of weeks now it's getting wet.

Like, I mean, about a couple of months ago is when people started coming in and taking people away. One, it was one or two to start with, but it's only gotten worse in the, in the previous weeks. And now it's it's every day they come in or every night that was. What to say is, is there a time? They tend to come at night. Oh, maybe we can just stay here and put everyone in. What we'll do is we'll put everyone in the Tavern and then a couple of us will stay in different houses so when they try and kidnap, it's us.

Sit in ambush. Yeah, that sounds fun. I turned towards Felicia and before you left, there was never any word of kidnapping or forced indocation. That was why I left. It's because Hereticus had started this regime of sending people out, although again, it was one or two at the time, it was still too many. Obviously that's why I left to go and find help, but seems like it's only gotten worse. Yeah. Yeah, no. Ambush. Ambush. Fuck yeah. Does the Tavern have like a basement? Because if. OK, we'll go to the basement, see if it's got.

No, we'll go to the Tavern, see if it's got a basement. We'll put everyone in the basement. Tornado shower. Yeah, so I'm thinking as though, and then we'll be the villagers and then see who gets taken. How many villages are left? I don't know what to do a count up all villages. Census. Please make your way to the Tavern, we are here to help. Tavern's under new management. Everyone gets a free beer. Wine. Free wine. Wine. We've got more wine. Oh yeah, we'll get the everyone can have a free bottle.

Of my profit, Can I drink my profit? My profit margin, no. Yeah, So this guy comes out of his house. He's been kind of persuaded. And he's, he goes over and near the Tavern, you see, there's like a toxin belt. He starts ringing the bell and people start opening their shutters. And like, some people come out, others are clearly like trying to avoid. And you see about 30 people come out. And he explains that you guys are here to help, but they want us to meet in the Tavern because they have a plan that they got to get rid of.

The satyrs ignore this Satya, she's apparently a good guy. You see a lot of people very warily watching Fellatia. But you will go to the Tavern. Everyone crowds in. You guys are kind of like stood with your backs to the bar if you want to explain anything to them. We, your your king has heard of the awful situation that is happening here and has sent us to help with the help of our say to a friend who is showing us the way to the temple in order to not murder. That seems a bit aggressive. Resolve.

Resolve the issue. Resolve the issue. We have a plan to ambush them. We want you guys to stay in here, preferably in a basement, and I point to the guy that owns the Tavern. The Bucky shrugs. Or we don't have a basement area. I can just everyone can go upstairs if they want. It's like an upstairs basement, I suppose. That's an attic, but OK. All right, fine, whatever. I appreciate your help, everyone will go up. Into the air. You're the one inviting everyone to my basement door you don't have. I don't know why I'm the one that's getting shit.

I've had enough of you, Sir. I gotta be honest, I'm not sure we're in that desperately need of help to be honest. You can just be rude about it. You're all just fucking hiding in houses and you're fine with it. Everyone comes over here at night if they don't get out by 8:00. They tracked me all night. You've. Got family members going missing? That's not an issue to you. I mean, I've been alone for Oh my God for quite some time. That's the problem. In a garbage disposal. Oh yeah, See this? This is what I'm talking about.

You fucking city folk coming here, I think they can just do whatever they want. Say what? I'm a sea folk, thank you. You get to see all the ways and shit we're. Going to. Have some serious issues. You don't invite yourself into his bar. Bell just smiles. And then? Against the wall. No, they're not peasants at all, are they? No, that's only cultured. It's just this motherfucker. It seems to be the whole bloody town. We're going to, we're going to leave a couple of us here to protect you and then a couple of us are going to go into the houses and try and get kin.

I have deja vu. This is. A weird plan. Does anyone else have deja vu of this? Since the last. Time we tried this and it didn't bloody work. Shiv offers to be bait. I can go and just mill about in the in the town, in the centre, in the village square. We'll have a code word. Kidnap help help help is a good one. OK, Fab. That's right, you've clearly done this. Before So when we hear help, we will come out and help you, OK? And then we'll tangle them up, get information, let them loose. Not last time.

And then we'll go and find the. We don't, but we don't need information from them to find the temple because. She. Knows where it is. Yeah, but this is fun, right? I'm trying to have a good time. I'm trying to show some good adventuring.

Sorry. I really thought we needed them for some reason, do we not? No. OK, cool. Well, you can all go back. Outside. Outside of like. I mean, an ambush would be how well it just just as a nice way to round off the episode. Yeah, I. Set off this ambush. I think it would be good for an ambush. I'm totally agreeing with the ambush, but we don't need the Goatman other than to. Oh, you could kill them, yeah, but absolutely, we'll just kill them. We'll just kill them. You're right, you're right. I was trying to be nice, but I was going to kill them anyway.

But we'll kill them soon. OK. Inspiration strikes these creatures that attack at night. Do they look like her? And he points towards our glacier. Yeah, they either the crowds, the gathered village. Oh yeah, that looks like her. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. You don't. You're not mistaking them for something that would look like them. And I point towards ribbon shivari. No, no, they definitely goat people. Some of them are good, some of them are good people. Some of them take other other forms, mischievous forms.

Some of them are goats. I was going to say question, are they just goats? Some of them, some of them are goats, some of them are like deer and shit, or sheep or dogs or one time moist or a bear did. We just. Walk into Hot Fuzz. It's one of the few consistent accents I can do. OK, it's not even that. Good, I look. Let's wait slightly viral. Shove, shove out into the night. What the fuck? Oh right, it's part of the plan. Sorry. No, we're not getting rid of you yet. I mean, ever. You're a valued member of the party.

Yeah, we've we've built a really beautiful bond and I love that. And we, we need to go back to our gladiator racing. So gladiator racing, I don't know what we'll be doing. Chariot. Thank you. Gladiator racing. We get gladiator. This is a fucking beanbag race. Just egg and spoon. Right plan into action. Bell, right? Where do you want to be? We'll all be behind the door. Let's say everyone's hiding in the Tavern. Your plan is to attack everything, say is from the Tavern. No, no, we're going to hide in like different houses, different houses.

OK, smart. I'm going to be in the Tavern.

Yeah. So the Tavern, to be fair, is like right on the corner of this, that cross section or intersection like people say, oh, you can use my house if you promise not to damage anything or steal anything. I won't tell them about my lightning stuff.

Yes, where? How would you like to set up? If you think, if you imagine you've got a tea and they're coming from the bottom of the tea. I think so. They're coming from up here. I think we have people here and then a couple here. Yeah, so you've got Shiv in the middle. Yeah, upside down T or. Up, well, it's actually more on its side if you think you've got a straight line down like this. So you want shift here, OK, Yeah. And then they're coming from here. OK. So we want, we want like a couple of people in houses here.

We probably want a couple of pieces. People in houses here. I'm going to take the I'll take the house closest to shift. OK, cool. So you will take one right on the. So if Shiv's here, you take 1 here. Where, Whereabouts. If she's here, right in the middle, you.

Go the on the up top right. Say up here somewhere cool. I'm going to be like along the road that they're going to come up in. You'll be there, basically. If I'm safer in the Tavern, in case something happens in the Tavern, they're on there and in there on their own. Yeah. OK. That's so basically you'll be opposite Bell. Yeah, cool. I'll entertain from the. In the Tavern, don't make fellatio will sit opposite riff. Cool. You have time to have a short rest if you want to roll any hit dice or get any stuff back.

Night Falls. A mist kind of rolls in. Shiv is kind of just kicking at her heels in the middle of the street on this junction. Everybody roll perception cheques. This has not gone well for me. The. Last two episodes. Oh, not 20. Don't you, 20? 13 Bring it up the rear as always. So as this night, as this mist rolls in, as it gets dark, yeah, owls hooting, the crickets chirping, and then everything kind of stops with a day 20 and an AT20, you start to see shapes moving in the mist. You see 3 crusaders and they kind of come in and they still fan out and they kind of keeping pressed close to the walls and they're clearly fixed on ship.

But then between them coming up the street, you see two huge goats, absolutely massive goats. One of them has a bronze front left leg and the other one has a bronze back right leg. And move up to Shift. You hear Shift scream. Help. I thought it was kidnapped. Kidnapped. And that's where we'll end the session. Fuck me, I've written big goats and satyrs here. Yeah. Big goats, bronze leg. Oh my God. You can find me on Only Fans. That big goat bronze leg.

I'm going to go lie down. It's not even true. I'm going to get Sam from school. Fuck right. Thank everybody for listening. Hopefully I can make that into a podcast like rate, subscribe, share, comment, find us on all of the apps I believe are accessible on most of them now. Visit our website at six or nine D and d.podview.com. Check us out at six or nine D&D on Instagram or e-mail us at six or nine d&[email protected]. Think that's everything? I'm going for a lie down. Bye bye. I did it. You sounded like you had a point.

The the problem it it's about where you settle your own. I'm not criticising anyone either, isn't it? I'm just. Trying to understand it's about where you sell your own morality. So we steer Sam away from things like Harry Potter because we don't want him because it's all Lego and toys and trading cards and shit. And he's going to then want because he's 7. So he's going to then want to get all of that stuff. And I'm not giving money to that. But she literally went out of her way instead of just doing what the guy from Myspace did and disappearing on off to an island somewhere.

She literally put money into restricting and retracting people's rights. Understand that. Right, so she's a bad, bad fucking troll. Walt Disney. Is a Nazi, yes. Sympathiser wasn't actually like. He wasn't wasn't. Actually I mean same Chanel but she's designing SS outfits but. Yeah, Hugo Boss, sadly Dazzler, etc. But like like again, the world is run by shitty shitty troll people. You are going to struggle to find stuff, that is it. You're right, it's about settling your own mortality. I have a PlayStation for morality.

Morality. Whatever. I have I have morality, a Samsung smartphone that was mined. All the components were mined by children and the thing was put together by children like I. No, you can't be electric. Car we still have. Facebook, which is run by Mark Zuckerberg, which is. A genocide machine. Yeah, literally just the worst fucking blazer on the planet. I mean, they literally, they do studies into how detrimental Facebook is to people's health, like Facebook do those studies and then they just don't release them because what they, they don't, what they see is not, Oh my God, what we've made is basically a crippling drug that should not be available to people in general.

They see and like we actually picked up a bit on that because we did this thing, we get more engagement. GPT and stuff like that, right? Ruining the planet. Shouldn't be using it at all. Like, and they're, they're one of the biggest donations into Trump. Yeah, yeah. GPT. Yeah, but all the AI generated so. But I use AI to explain like a crochet pattern if I can't quite figure it out and I'm. Making a mistake that's reasonable, OK, like, because that's that's just going to a computer for a for a problem.

Yeah. The problem is, is in the past, you would have put that into Google and Google would have given you something, whereas now Google AI generates something from everywhere else. So you don't even get the website of the person who is. If you sent A blog. You make me a crochet pattern to make this design and send a picture. It would send you a crochet pattern that when you make it, is just absolutely not. It's not even that literally, if you'd been running a blog about crocheting stuff for the last 10 years, it wouldn't.

And every time someone googled how do I crochet a dice bag? And that's what you've been doing for 10 years. And you, you would probably come up on that page somewhere. Instead, you're buried under like a series of Google will take your website and your blog, take all of that, turn it into some AI bullshit and post that that people will see first. And at the same time, it's doing that, it's using electricity, it's using water, and it's putting you out of business. It's, it's, it's all bad. And again, it's because it's because they hate you, the people who do all of that.

They hate you, me, everyone. They don't care that you won't lose, that you won't have any money, that your website won't get seen. They don't care that they're going to burn the planet and brew in all of its resources and destroy everything. It's it's literally about getting themselves money. But also I watched I Robot. I love you, but that that smell is making me sick. You want to be the chicken? Yeah.

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